Me he mea lā i kēlā me kēia manawa a mākou e huli a puni, ke hōʻano hou ʻia nei kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli no nā kumu āpau. Akā maikaʻi paha nā remake? Ua hoʻoholo wau e hoʻomaka iā Remake Double Take, kahi moʻo e hoʻāʻo ana i nā lua a maoli nā kūʻē kūʻē i kā lākou hana hou ʻana. No kaʻu paʻi mua, ua manaʻo wau e nānā wau i kahi hiʻohiʻona kūpono o ka hana hou ʻana o kēia wā i kahi hewa weliweli. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻokoʻa ʻokoʻa e pili ana i ka hana hou ʻana o 2015, akā manaʻo wau ʻaʻole ia e paʻa i kahi ihoiho i 1982's Poltergeist.

Poltergeist ʻo ia kekahi o kaʻu kiʻi ʻoniʻoni punahele. E hoʻokau wale wau i kēlā ma waho. Pēlā me ka hala ʻana o ka luna hoʻokele hou a weliweli hoʻi Hoopii Hoopii, i kēia manawa me he manawa kūpono lā ke nānā hou ʻana i kekahi o kāna papa mele. A me ka hōʻike piha, inaina wau i ka hana hou. Manaʻo wau he palaualelo ia, lapuwale ia, a ʻoiaʻiʻo ke hoʻāʻo ʻoi loa ia. ʻĀnō hoʻi, ʻo kēia wale nō koʻu manaʻo ponoʻī, no laila, e hoʻomanawanui pū ʻoe iaʻu ma aneʻi e wehewehe nei wau i kaʻu mau paio.

Nā 1982 Poltergeist wehe me kahi pani o ke kīwī e hoʻokani nei i ka Star Spangled Banner ma mua o ka ʻoki ʻana i ka static paʻakikī. Hahai ka pahu paʻi kiʻi i ka ʻīlio ʻohana e halihali iā mākou ma loko o ka hale mālie, e hele ana i nā keʻena kahi e hiamoe ai nā mea āpau. Hoʻonohonoho ʻia kahi pilina me ka poʻe hoʻolohe; manaʻo mākou he mea nānā mākou i nā ola o ka ʻohana ma ka pakuhi.

Kū aʻe ʻo Young Carol Anne mai kahi moe a kolo i lalo. Ua huki ʻia ʻo ia i ke kīwī, e kamaʻilio nui ana me kahi mea ʻike ʻole ʻole, e ala ana ka ʻohana e hele mai a pau e nānā i kēia ʻano ʻano ʻē. Maikaʻi kēia no nā kumu ʻelua. Hōʻike ia i ka ʻohana ma ke ʻano he anakahi, e hōʻike nei i kahi alo i hui ʻia, a ʻae ʻia i nā mea āpau e ʻike i kēia pilina mua i mea ʻike nā mea āpau i nā hanana ʻano ʻē aʻe e ukali ai.

I kēia manawa, e hoʻohālikelike me ka 2015 hou. Wehe mākou i kahi kokoke o kahi pāʻani wikiō hoʻoweliweli weliweli, a laila hele i waho e ʻike i ke pāʻani ʻia e ke keiki ʻoiai i loko o ke kaʻa me kona ʻohana. Aia kekahi mea hoʻopiʻi e haʻi aku he leʻaleʻa lākou, ʻohana maʻamau, akā kūpilikiʻi wale nō ia. Hiki lākou i ka hale hou kahi e holo ai nā keiki - ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu, he mau keiki aʻu e koho ai - ʻoiai e hui ana nā mākua me ka mea kūʻai waiwai.

Nīnau ka luna i ka makuakāne, ʻo Eric (Sam Rockwell, ka mea hiki ke hana ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o kēia), ka mea āna e hana ai no kahi ola, ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia e hana ana ʻo ia ma (kahi huahana hilahila ʻole no) John Deere. Hoʻonani ka ʻākena i kā lākou kaʻa kaʻa (ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ʻole) a pane ʻo Eric ua "hoʻomāliʻiliʻi loa ʻo ia i kēia manawa inā ʻaʻole ʻo ia i haʻalele ʻia".

E kala mai iaʻu, akā aha? ʻAʻole pēlā ke ʻano o ke kamaʻilio ʻana. ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo "Ke aloha nei wau me John, akā ua haʻalele ʻo ia iaʻu". E ʻike pehea e kani ai ka leo? ʻAʻole hiki i kēia mea kākau ke kamaʻilio. Hoʻonohonoho ʻia kēia hanana e hāʻawi i ka ʻike he neʻe kēia mai ka pono ma muli o kā lākou kūlana waiwai, akā aia kahi ala maikaʻi loa e kākau ai i kēlā.

ʻOiai, ke keiki kāne, ʻo Griffin, hele a holoholo i loko o ka hale a loaʻa ke kaikamahine muli loa, ʻo Madison, e kamaʻilio pū ana me kāna puka pani pani. A ma 6 mau minuke a me 28 kekona i loko, ua hoʻāʻo mākou i ka makaʻu lele mua. No ka mea ʻaʻohe mea e hoʻonohonoho i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli e like me ka makaʻu lele lele. ʻOiai, ʻo Griffin wale nō ka mea e nānā i kēia kūkaʻi ʻano ʻē, a hāʻawi maʻalahi ʻia ia i nā keiki he ʻano ʻē wale nō.

ʻO ka mea hana i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kahi disservice nui loa. Maopopo iaʻu ke hoʻāʻo nei lākou e hoʻomoe mālie i loko o ka wai o ka "weliweli" ma aneʻi, akā ma ka hoʻonele ʻana i ka manawa me ka hōʻike pono ʻole a me nā manawa kūpilikiʻi ʻole, haʻo wale ia i ka manawa kūpono e kūkulu ai ka lewa. ʻAno wale ia e hoʻolei i lalo i kēia hanana "creepy", a laila hana ʻole me ia a hiki i ka wā e pahū ai ke kūlana i kekahi mau hiʻohiʻona ma hope.

ʻO kekahi o nā mea nui loa e pili ana i ke kiʻi 1982 ke kiʻi o ka ʻohana. He kemika kupaianaha kā nā mākua me kekahi a me kā lākou keiki. ʻO Steve (Craig T Nelson) lāua ʻo Dianne (JoBeth Williams) e hoʻopau i ka lā e hoʻi i ko lākou lumi moe e hoʻomaha ai ma ke ʻano he anakahi, a i ka pā ʻana o ka shit i ka peʻa ua kākoʻo piha lākou kekahi i kekahi. Nā pahuhopu pili pilina.

Hoʻohālikelike, 2015's Poltergeist hōʻike i kahi pilina pāpaʻu ma waena o Eric a me Amy (Rosemarie DeWitt), a ʻaʻohe o lākou pilina paʻa loa me kā lākou keiki. Hoʻāʻo ʻo Eric e kūʻai i ko lākou aloha me nā makana makamae - me ka hoʻohana ʻana i ke kālā i loaʻa ʻole iā lākou - a hana nui i ka makua maoli. Ke kiʻi ʻia nā ʻōpio Madison e nā hui, ʻākoakoa ka ʻohana a hoʻāʻo e launa me ia me ke kōkua mai Dr. Powell (Jane Adams). I ka manawa a lākou i lohe ai i kona leo, kā lākou pane ʻana… ʻaʻole ia e hōʻoiaʻiʻo. ʻO wau e ʻōlelo nei, he ʻano nāwaliwali maoli ka hana ʻana i ka hana hou ʻana, no laila paʻakikī loa e hāʻawi i kahi ʻano e pili ana i kekahi o nā mea weliweli.

Hōʻike ka hōʻike like mai ke kumu i ka mākau maoli mai JoBeth Williams. Hiki iā 'oe haha aku kona hōʻoluʻolu, hui ʻia me ka weliweli weliweli. Nani ia.

Ke hiki mai ka manawa e hoʻopakele ai i kā lākou kaikamahine ʻōpio mai kēlā ʻaoʻao, 1982's Poltergeist hoʻouna iā Dianne e hele i waho e mālama iā ia. He ʻōlelo hōʻoluʻolu ia i ka mana o ke aloha o ka makuahine; He ikaika a ikaika ʻo Dianne nāna e hana i kekahi mea no kāna mau keiki. Hoʻopili pū ka hui holoʻokoʻa e paʻa kino i ke kaula e hoʻopili iā Dianne i ka palekana o ka home.

I ka hana hou ʻana, hana ʻia ke hoʻopakele e ke keiki - Griffin - kahi… naʻaupō. I kēia manawa, aia kahi moʻolelo holoʻokoʻa e pili ana i ka makaʻu o Griffin i ka pouli a hopohopo ʻo ia e pili ana i ke ola maʻamau, no laila, e hoʻoikaika i ke keiki. Akā ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻohe mea kūpono kēlā ʻaoʻao āpau, a hoʻowahāwahā i ke kuleana o nā mākua i kahi ala nui. A hilinaʻi hoʻi lākou i kahi heleuma paia me ka palekana o kā lākou poʻe keiki, no laila…

ʻ Speakinglelo e pili ana i nā keiki (ʻaʻole e ʻoluʻolu e noʻonoʻo kekahi i nā keiki), aia ka pēpē clown. ʻO ka pēpē i ke kumu Poltergeist ʻo ka mea maʻamau ka hapa nui, no laila ke hoʻololi ʻo ia, weliweli ia. Hoʻāʻo ka remake i kahi ala hoʻi akua e hoʻoweliweli.

Ma kēlā memo, ʻike ka poʻe āpau he hiki ʻole i nā clowns ke hoʻoweliweli, no laila ke ʻike kāu keiki skittish i kahi pahu piha o nā pēpē clown i kahi crawlspace i loko o kā lākou keʻena / lumi moe, maliʻa - a he manaʻo wale kēia - e hoʻopau iā lākou?

Eia kekahi, e nānā wale i kēia, ke pohā ka lāʻau i loko o ka puka aniani i loko Poltergeist, weliweli maoli nō ia. I ka hana hou ʻana, ʻaʻole hiki i ka lāʻau ke nāhesa i loko o ka hale - ma o kahi lumi a ma lalo o ka hale - e hopu iā Griffin ʻōpio a kauō iā ia i waho o ka puka aniani. He lapuwale a ʻano lapuwale wale nō ke nānā aku.

Ke pakele ka ʻohana, ke kumu Poltergeist hoʻopau me ka implic hōʻailona o ka hale. Maʻemaʻe ia, he hope loa ia, a hōʻike ia i ka ʻaloʻalo ʻana i ka hopena like. I ka hana hou ʻana, e like me ka hāpai ʻana o ka ʻohana i loko o ka kaʻa, manaʻoʻiʻo ua hala kā lākou moeʻuhane, huki ka hale i ka van i loko o ka paia o ka hale e like me ke kanaka Kool-Aid kanaka hana akua.

Hōʻike ka mea nui "haʻalele lākou i nā kino akā hoʻoneʻe wale i nā pōhaku poʻo" ua hāʻule maʻamau i waena o ke kamaʻilio ʻana i ka hana hou. ʻAʻole ka mana āpau o kēlā hanana i ka radar. A ma laila nā iwi iwi o CGI. E kōkua mai ka Haku iaʻu.

ʻO ka mea hope loa, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o Zelda me Rubinstein ma mua o kekahi subplot aloha bullshit. A kēlā hōʻike lapuwale #thishouseisclean hōʻike maoli. Uh.

ʻO ke kumu, manaʻo wau ʻaʻole ʻike ka mea kākau a me ka luna o ka hana hou i kekahi mea e pili ana i ka mea maoli Poltergeist. Manaʻo wau ua ʻike wale lākou i kekahi mau screenshots a heluhelu i ka wehewehe kuhi. Loaʻa paha i ka iwi iwi o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, akā ʻaʻohe ona puʻuwai.

ʻOiai he kumumanaʻo ke kumu e pili ana i ka ʻohana a me ka nele o ka pono mai nā mea hoʻomohala hale, nā cram remake i kahi hui o nā lele lele weliweli a me nā ʻenehana hou (he hip ka drones, e nā kāne).

I ka hopena, inaina wau iā ia, a ʻaʻole hiki ke hoʻopili ʻia ke kumu i kaʻu mau puke. I kēia manawa, pono wau e inu.

E kakali no nā mea hou e pili ana i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi, ma aneʻi ma Remake Double Take.