Sharknado 2: ʻO ka lua  eia kaʻu mau hoaaloha, a:

“Maopopo iaʻu makaʻu ʻoe, he manō lākou. Makaʻu lākou, a ʻaʻohe mea makemake e ʻai ... ”

ʻO ka maʻalea me ka hana ʻana i nā hopena ke loaʻa mau kahi stigma iā lākou; ke noʻonoʻo ʻoe i kāu mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni punahele, ke ʻole ia Star Wars: Paʻi ke Aupuni i hope, ʻO ka Makuahine Mahele II, or Pōʻalima ka 13th Part IV, he mea hoka ka hopena ke hoʻohālikelike ʻia i ka mea kumu. Ke lana nei ka manaʻo o SyFy e kūleʻa i kēlā ʻano ma o ka hoʻonui ʻana i kekahi o kā lākou kiʻi B-Movie kaulana loa o nā manawa āpau, Sharknado (2013) (loaʻa kā mākou loiloi: maanei), he kiʻiʻoniʻoni i mana nui ma Twitter a lilo i mea hoʻomana hoʻomana, me kā lākou hoʻomaka mua o Sharknado 2: ʻO ka lua ma Iulai 30, 2014, ma ke ʻano he ʻāpana hiʻohiʻona o "Sharknado Week". ʻO ka nīnau: ʻo ia ʻO Sharknado 2 kahi hopena i hoʻomaikaʻi ʻia ma ke ʻano i hoʻokumu ʻia i ʻO Sharknado, a i ʻole e neʻe i hope i hope a hāʻule iā ia iho?

Sharknado 2: ʻO ka lua ʻo ia ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo The Asylum i alakaʻi ʻia e Anthony C. Ferrante (ʻO Sharknado & Boo) a me ka hoʻokūkū hou iā Ian Ziering ma ke ʻano ʻo Fin Shepard, ko mākou koa mai ʻO Sharknado, ʻO ka heʻenalu mua, ka mea nona ka hale bar, a me ke kanaka kaulana i kēia manawa no ka mea ʻo ia ka meʻe o ka Los Angeles Sharknado. ʻO ia a me kāna wahine mua ʻo ʻApelila (Tara Reid, hoʻihoʻi hou i kāna kuleana mai ʻO Sharknado) ke lele nei ma ʻō a ma ʻaneʻi i ke kūlanakauhale ʻo Nu Ioka no ka huakaʻi puke o ʻApelila, i kākau ai i ka mea maikaʻi loa "Pehea e ola ai kahi Sharknado", a no Fin e kipa aku ai me kona kaikuahine ʻo Ellen (Kari Wuher), kāna kāne a ka hoa aloha mua o Fin a Martin ( ʻO Mark McGrath), ke kaikamahine a Fin a Mora (Courtney Baxter) a me ke keiki a Vaughn (Dante Palminteri). ʻO kahi lapalapa mua o Fin's, Skye (Vivica A. Fox) kekahi ma ke kiʻi no ka mea… maikaʻi, ʻaʻole lākou i hoʻihoʻi mai iā Nova mai ʻO Sharknado a pono kekahi e lilo i ka foil wahine kik-ass no Fin.

ʻO Sharknado 2 hoʻomaka me ka pā ʻana i ka mokulele ʻo Fin a me ʻApelila e holo nei e hoʻokipa ʻia e ka mea mua ʻO Sharknado; pā o E hiamoe ana? Aie? a i ʻole e hoʻokō ʻole i kēlā, ka Simpsons e loaʻa ka hoʻomaikaʻi wikiwiki, a laila hoʻomaka ka manō e luku Extras Ua nalowale ʻo comeos a me ʻApelila i kona lima kī i ke keʻokeʻo nui lele.  Hoʻopaʻa ʻo Fin i ka mokulele iā ia iho (hiki i nā mea heʻe nalu a pau ke pae i nā mokulele), haʻalele ʻo ʻApelila ma ka haukapila e ola hou ai, a hele i ke kūlanakauhale e hoʻāʻo a hoʻopakele i kona ʻohana mai nā Sharknadoes e hiki mai ana a pono e noho i kahi pāʻani holoʻokoʻa NY Mets. Ma ke ala i Citi Field, holo ʻo Fin ma kēlā ʻaoʻao hou hele mai, me Judd Hirsch (Lā Kūʻokoʻa, Kanaka Maʻamau) ma ke ʻano he hoʻokele kaʻa hoʻokalakupua. Lawe ʻo Fin iā Skye, Martin a me Vaughn mai ke kinipōpō hīnaʻi, a laila hele i ka huakaʻi ma ke alaloa o lalo, kahi e kū ai e hoʻolei i nā pōkā liʻiliʻi i ka ʻino mai ka piko o ka Bates Tower Hotel (* wink *), a i loko o ka hopena me kahi weliweli holoʻokoʻa i ka Empire State Building.

ʻO ka mea ʻO Sharknado 2 ʻo ia e haʻi nui aku iā ʻoe e pili ana i ka mea maoli e hana i kahi leʻaleʻa nui mai ka nānā ʻana i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, a hoʻohālikelike ʻia i ʻO Sharknado, Sharknado 2: ʻO ka lua leʻaleʻa i nā palaoa. ʻO ka hoʻohana ʻana o nā kāmele, pinepine i ka ʻōlelo alelo, i hui pū ʻia me ka wikiwiki o ka papa hana e kōkua ai e hana ʻO Sharknado 2 kahi hoʻomaikaʻi hou aʻe ma luna o kāna 'mua; inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike ʻO Sharknado 2 akā, lana koʻu manaʻo ua hiki iā ʻoe ke pale aku i kekahi o nā mea hao wale, ʻoiai ʻaʻole ia he leʻaleʻa e like me ka ʻO Zombieland comeo spoiled for you, ka ʻO Sharknado ʻoi aku ka leʻaleʻa o ka cameos inā ʻoe e komo me ka ʻike ʻole. ʻO ka manaʻo ponoʻī e pōmaikaʻi mai ka hoʻololi koʻikoʻi, a pili i ka ʻōlelo kahiko o "hāʻawi i ka poʻe i kā lākou makemake": kū'ē i ka ʻO Sharknado kahi a mākou i hana ʻole ai ike he Sharknado a hiki i ka hopena, ʻO Sharknado 2 Hāʻawi i nā minuke 5 mua a hauʻoli i kāna 'breakneck wikiwiki, e hoʻolei ana i nā Sharknadoes he nui i ka hakakā.

ʻOiai ka mua ʻO Sharknado ʻehaʻeha mai ka pilikia o Tara Reid's ʻApelila (a me ka mea i waiho maikaʻi ʻia ma Los Angeles, ke kaikamahine a Fin, ʻo Claudia) a me ke kumu o kāna mau mea i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e hoʻopilikia i ka hoʻolālā a huki i ka moʻolelo i kahi manawa holo lōʻihi,  ʻO Sharknado 2 hoʻokaʻawale i kēia hāmeʻa hoʻolālā a hoʻopaʻa pono iā ia iho ma ka hāʻawi ʻana iā mākou i kahi moʻolelo A a me B e hoʻopau i ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni. ʻOiai ʻo ka B-Story e hōʻike ana iā Ellen a me Mora i ʻōlelo ʻia ma mua e hoʻāʻo nei e hoʻi mai ke Statue of Liberty a i ka Hale kiaʻi Bates e hui pū me ke koena o kā mākou mau koa (ʻoiai e nalowale ana kekahi o nā hoa hānai manō a Ellen ma nā ʻano leʻaleʻa) ʻaʻole like. nahu e like me ka A-Story ma hope o Fin, he ala maikaʻi loa ia no ʻO Sharknado 2 e hoʻi hou i kona mau aʻa a hōʻike i ka poʻe i ʻike ʻole i ka weliweli o kahi Sharknado e hoʻāʻo nei e ola, ʻoiai e hāʻawi mau ana iā mākou i ka hakakā manō a me ka manō pupule a mākou i manaʻo ai. ʻO Sharknado films.

I kēia manawa, ʻaʻole ia he ʻōlelo ʻaʻohe pilikia me Sharknado 2: ʻO ka lua, ʻoiai he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni B-TV i hana ʻia no nā puahiohio e omo ana i nā manō a hoʻolei aku iā lākou i loko o ke kūlanakauhale ʻo Manhattan. ʻO ka hana keaka hou, B-kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma kāna 'kumu nui loa; ʻoiai aia kekahi mau mea i ʻoi aku ka liʻiliʻi ma mua o nā hōkū hōkū, mahalo ʻaʻohe mea i lawe i ka leʻaleʻa o ka nānā ʻana i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni schlocky. Noho mau nā hopena kūikawā i ka mea e manaʻo ai kekahi no kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni SyFy (heluhelu: ʻaʻole maikaʻi loa, akā passable) a aia ka pilikia kani ʻano ʻole, akā ʻaʻohe mea haʻihaʻi kiʻiʻoniʻoni.

E nānā, e iho pono i lalo i ke kumu o kēia: Sharknado 2: ʻO ka lua ʻoi aku ka nui, wikiwiki a me ka manō. Inā ʻoe e ʻimi nei i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hoʻomana e ʻike ia he cheesy, hilarious a me kahi leʻaleʻa āpau e nānā me kahi hui nui o nā hoaaloha, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hana ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o kēia. Inā ʻoe (no kekahi kumu) e ʻohi ana ma waena ʻO Sharknado a ʻO Sharknado 2, pono ʻoe e nānā pono i ka hopena: ʻo ia kekahi o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻelua i kahi moʻo e hoʻomaikaʻi maikaʻi loa ana ma mua o kāna 'mua, akā naʻe, ʻaneʻane ʻoe e ʻike i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i mea e mahalo nui ai. Ka-lua i kona hanohano a pau.

I ka hopena o ka lā, ma ke ʻano he peʻa kiʻi ʻoniʻoni B, inā ʻoe e nānā Sharknado 2: ʻO ka lua, he wā maikaʻi kāu. Hoʻohiki.

I kēia manawa e nānā i ka mea e hana ai ʻO Sharknado 3…