Aia kekahi hoa aloha e hele mai me kahi i kahi pāʻina. Hoʻolilo ʻoe i kahi manawa lōkahi o ka manawa - pinepine i nā wahi pili - me ka nāwaliwali kū hoʻokahi i hiki mai i ka pale ʻana i kou ʻuhane e kūkulu i kahi ala. Hana pū ʻoe, pāʻani pū, luʻu pū, a ma waho o ka haunaele, hoʻokumu ʻia kahi ʻohana liʻiliʻi. 

Ke hoʻolei ʻia i loko o ka shit, pono e hoʻopili pū kekahi hui. Ua nānā ka weliweli i kēia, a aia kekahi mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i lawe i kēlā me ke ʻano kūikawā kūikawā a hoʻolei i nā mea āpau i loaʻa iā lākou ma kēlā mau pōhaku liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi. Hoʻomaʻo ʻia kā lākou mettle - a me kā lākou metala -. Akā ma hope o nā mea āpau a lākou i hele ai, no kēia mau pila, ʻo ka mea wale nō e hiki ke hoʻokū iā lākou he make manawa ʻole.

ʻĀ, hiki ke hoʻonohonoho ʻia kēlā.

Pōhaku, makuahine. 

ʻO ka luku ʻana o ka pāʻina slumber Party (2)

ʻIke kēia hopena o ka 1982 slasher cult classic i ke ola hou ʻana o ka mea pepehi kanaka driller, akā me nā koho stylistic i ʻoi aku ka nui ... radical. I kēia manawa he ʻōpio, ʻo Courtney - i ola i nā hanana o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni mua - i hōʻeha ʻia e nā moeʻuhane hou o ka mea pepehi kanaka, nāna i kūʻai aku i kāna lole denim no ka ʻili a ua hoʻololi ʻia i kahi kime kani drill, kūpono no ka hoʻoweliweli iā Courtney a me kāna mau hoa hui. Ua haʻi aku wau iā Courtney i kahi pāʻina? ʻO Courtney i kahi pāʻina. Ke moe kolohe ʻo ia no ka manawa mua (ua aʻo ʻo ia i kekahi mea mai nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni?), kāhea ʻia ka mea pepehi kanaka, a noho aliʻi ka haunaele koko. 

Eia nō naʻe, aia kekahi mau hana mele e hoʻopaʻa paʻa i ka poʻomanaʻo "pōhaku n ʻoloka" holoʻokoʻa a kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e hele nei. He goofy, he… loa hoʻohuli mau ʻia e He Poʻomanaʻo ma ke alanui Elm, a he mea leʻaleʻa nui ia o ke kiʻi B (a ʻae, kū pū ka B no nā puʻukani. ʻO 80 kēia, ma hope o nā mea āpau). 

ʻAnakala Peckerhead (2019)

E like me ka hapa nui o nā bana, ʻimi ʻo Duh i ko lākou wā nui. Loaʻa iā lākou kahi manawa gula e piʻi mai ana, akā i ka wā e huki ʻia ai kā lākou kaʻa kaʻa hemolele - kā lākou van - haʻalele lākou i nā huila ʻehā a pōkole o ka kūleʻa. E komo i loko o Peckerhead, ko lākou ʻōhule ʻōpio, a me nā naita koa, i nā pale umauma lepo. ʻIke ʻo ia i kekahi o nā fliers a Duh a hāʻawi iā ia e kaʻa i nā luina a puni i kāna kaʻa, e hana nei ma ke ʻano he alanui hewa ʻole. ʻAe ʻae lākou, akā hakakā nā manaʻo o kā lākou hoaaloha hou ke ʻike lākou i ka huna a Peck - i kēlā me kēia pō, i ke aumoe, lilo ʻo ia i daimonio a ʻai i ka poʻe. Bummer.

ʻAnakala Peckerhead kaena ka nui o ke koko, gore, a me kekahi mau mele catchy-as-hell, me kahi vibe puʻuwai e pā i ke kaumaha ke kūpono ka manawa. ʻO ka mea hoʻolei he indie weliweli maikaʻi loa; ʻoluʻolu nā alakaʻi ke aloha ʻia a me nā mea kākoʻo kākoʻo kuʻikuʻi i kā lākou caricature. ʻO kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni - e like me ke kālena kālena e ukali ana - ua hele mai kahi ʻano ʻole a ua pīhoihoi loa iaʻu. ʻO ka hui kūpono o ka goofy a koʻikoʻi, ʻaʻole e hina loa i hoʻokahi ʻaoʻao. Ua kākau ʻia a alakaʻi ʻia e Matthew John Lawrence, ʻo ia ka inoa e mālama nei au i kēia manawa. Ua ʻike kēlā kanaka i kāna hana.

Nā Archons (2020)

Ua loaʻa iā Sled Dog kahi pā kani ma lalo o kā lākou kāʻei, akā i kēia manawa - hoʻokahi hapahā mau makahiki ma hope - ua neʻe ko lākou kūlana i hoʻokahi-hit-wonder. I ka hoʻāʻo e launa hou me kā lākou mele a (lana ka manaʻo) e hoʻolele i kekahi mau ala hou, lawe ka band i ka wao nahele ʻo Kanada me nā waʻa ʻelua, nā manaʻolana kiʻekiʻe, a me kekahi mau hits o ka waikawa. Akā aia kekahi mea me lākou, a ʻaʻole paha lākou e ola. 

Mai ka mea kākau-kuhikuhi o ʻAoʻao mauna ʻeleʻele (Pane ka ʻino o ka indie a Kanada i The Kiakahi ke Aloha), Nā ʻonspana he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni iki hou e aʻo ana i kahi band ikaika ʻē aʻe. Paʻa kēia pae i ka jaded, crumbling, frustrated stage kahi maloʻo nā manaʻo a kiʻekiʻe nā haunaele. A manaʻoʻiʻo ʻoe ia; ʻO Josh Collins e like me Mitch, ko lākou mea mele / bassist, he ea o douchebaggery e hōʻike nui nei e pili ana i ke kūlana o ka bana i kēia manawa. Teia kekahi mau mea haohao kūpaʻa a me ka nui o ka kānalua, ʻoiai inā ʻaʻole hiki ke loli iki kahi mau huapalapala.  

Deathgasm (2015)

E hōʻuluʻulu i nā hui o ka like me ka manaʻo like ʻole a paʻa lākou e hana i kekahi ʻano kaiāulu. No kahi hui o nā poʻo hao, kūlohelohe, hana lākou i kahi hui. Me kahi ʻano hou o ka hilinaʻi a me ka hilinaʻi, ʻo Deathgasm (e noʻonoʻo i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma ke ʻano he debut no lākou iho) e hui pū ma hope o ke kula e hoʻokani pīhoihoi i kā lākou mea kani i ka manaʻolana e loaʻa ka nui. E like me ka hopena, ma hope o ka huli koke ʻana o nā hanana, loaʻa ka lima o ka pāʻina i kekahi mele mele me ka mana e kiʻi i nā daimonio. Anu.

Hāʻawi kēia New Zealand New Comedy i nā mea haʻuki ʻeleʻele i nā mea hao, nā pena o nā kupapaʻu, a me nā hakakā me nā mea pāʻani. ʻAe. Nā mea pāʻani moekolohe. Maikaʻi loa. Me nā kiʻekiʻe kiʻekiʻe (aloha!) A me nā haʻahaʻa (kumakaia!) Āu e manaʻo ai i kāu hōʻike awelika o ke kipi ʻōpio, Make-make he ʻūlū uō, he lipi kēia o ka hoʻohenehene Kiwi hoʻohenehene. 

ʻO Green Room (2015)

He paʻakikī ka manawa o nā Kuleana ʻAʻohe. ʻO Siphoning gas a me ka pāʻani ʻana i nā lehulehu o ka poʻe kaumaha me ka uku ʻoi aku ka kaumaha, makemake nui lākou i kekahi gig hapa hapalua. Ke hiki mai kahi hōʻike hou, ʻaʻohe o lākou mau koho ʻē aʻe, no laila hoʻokomo nā punk i kā lākou kaʻa a ʻike koke iā lākou iho i ka lua o Neo-Nazis. Ma hope o kahi hihia weliweli o "kahi hewa, manawa hewa", e hakakā ana ka pāʻina no ko lākou ola me ko lākou kua i ka paia. 

ʻO Starr i ka hopena o Anton Yelchin ma ke ʻano he bassist o ka pāʻina a ʻo Patrick Stewart ke alakaʻi o kēia ʻohana ʻili, ʻO ke keʻenaʻo Green i kākau ʻia a alakaʻi ʻia e Jeremy Saulnier, nona nā ʻike ponoʻī ke ulu nei i ka hanana punk kahi wahi o ka hoʻoulu ʻana no ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni (me ka hoʻonani nui, kolohe, ʻoiaʻiʻo). He kiʻi paʻi kiʻi e kīwī ana me ka haunaele maka - kahi puʻuwai kūpikipiki o ke kaomi - ʻoiai e hoʻāʻo wale ka band e ola. Hoʻopaʻa ia i ka ikehu a me ka nani o ka hanana punk, a me ka launa ʻohana o ka ikaika o kahi pāʻina. Hoʻohui, maʻalahi wale kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni paakiki. 

 

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