Ke holo nei kekahi holoʻokoʻa hou o Satanic Panic e hana nei ma kēia ʻāina mahalo i kekahi hapa i kahi wikiō mele hou na Lil Nas X kahi i hāʻawi aku ai ka mea mele haʻaheo iā Sātana i kahi hulahula ma mua o ka pepehi ʻana i ka Haku ʻEleʻele a lawe i kona mau pepeiaohao.

ʻAʻole wau e komo i ka ʻōlelo kaiaulu ma aneʻi. E ʻōlelo wale wau ʻoiai e hopu ana nā poʻe ʻē aʻe i kā lākou mau momi ma luna o "Montero (Kāhea iaʻu e kou inoa," Ke noho nei wau ma aneʻi e nānā ana i ka wikiō ma kahi loop a noʻonoʻo e pili ana i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni nui a pau a mākou i ʻike ai i loko o nā makahiki he nui e pili ana ʻO Sātana, ka Diabolo, ke Aliʻi o ka pouli, a i ʻole nā ​​inoa ʻē aʻe āu e makemake ai e hāʻawi aku i ka Haku o Gehena.

Hiki iā ʻoe ke kākau e pili ana iā ia, ʻeā ?!

No laila, me ka ʻole o ka hola hou, e nānā i kekahi o kaʻu mau punahele ma kahi kikoʻī ʻole. Mai poina e haʻi iaʻu i kāu ma nā ʻōlelo ma lalo!

ʻO Cinic Panic Panic!

#1 Alii o ka Poeleele

ʻO John Carpenter's Alii o ka Poeleele He kūlana haʻahaʻa hoʻohaʻahaʻa ʻia inā ʻoe e nīnau iaʻu.

ʻO ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana i ka sci-fi a me ka weliweli i kēlā kālima inoa ʻo Carpenter, ke nānā nei ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kahi hui o nā haumāna grad i ʻākoakoa ma kahi papahana i kahi hale pule kahiko i haʻalele ʻia. He aha ka mea e nui ai kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo ka wehewehe pseudo-ʻepekema no ke kumu o ka hewa, a ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo o ka hoʻopili ʻia ʻana o Sātana i loko o kahi ʻano wai i hoʻopili ʻia a hoʻokuʻu ʻia, e lawe mai i gehena i ka honua.

Hoʻonani ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i hoʻokahi o nā mea hana keaka e like me Donald Pleasence, Jameson Parker, Victor Wong, Lisa Blount, Ann Yen, Dennis Dun, Susan Blanchard, a ke kaena nei hoʻi i kahi helehelena kūikawā na Alice Cooper, ʻo ia iho!

Manaʻo wau pono pono ʻo kā Jameson Parker's ʻumiʻumi ponoʻī i kāna hōʻaiʻē ponoʻī i loko o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, pū kekahi, akā ʻaʻohe mea e hoʻolohe ...

#2 ʻĀlelo ʻeha

ʻO kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli noir kahi kiʻi ʻē aʻe i hoʻohaʻahaʻa ʻia i kaʻu puke.

Ma muli o ka puke na William Hjortsberg, ʻĀlelo ʻeha ua kākau ʻia a alakaʻi ʻia e Alan Parker (Ke Alanui i Wellville) a me nā hōkū ʻo Mickey Rourke ma ke ʻano ʻo Harry Angel, kahi mākaʻikaʻi pilikino i hoʻolimalima ʻia e kahi kanaka pohihihi i kapa ʻia ʻo Louis Cyphre (Robert De Niro) e alualu i kahi kāne i kapa ʻia ʻo Johnny Favorite nona nā kumu āpau no ka makemake e peʻe. ʻO kēia kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni lohi me ke ahi o kahi uku – e ʻike i ka mea aʻu i hana ai ma laila? –E ʻike ka poʻe āpau i hoʻokahi manawa.

ʻO kahi mea nō hoʻi e hoʻomaopopo, ʻo ia ka hana maikaʻi a Lisa Bonet i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Ke hoʻopuka nei ʻo ia ma ke ʻano he Epigany Proudfoot enigmatic.

#3 Legend

I kēia manawa, ʻike wau i kou manaʻo. ʻAʻole kēia ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli a me ke ʻano ʻo Tim Curry ke ʻano o ka “Diabolo.” ʻIke wau i kēlā mau mea āpau a mālama ʻole wau!

ʻO kēia kiʻi moemoeā ʻeleʻele mai ka 1985 i kākau ʻia e William Hjotsberg a alakaʻi ʻia e Ridley Scott, a ʻo Tim Curry kekahi o nā mea moekolohe, ʻoi loa o ke ʻano o ke diabolō a mākou i ʻike ai ma ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Ua makaʻu wau ma mua o kona wā kamaliʻi. He ala wale nō kāna e lawe ai iā ia iho i loko o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kū pololei i ka ʻano makaʻu kūpono, a ke kahaha nei au i ka hiki ʻana iā Mia Sara lāua ʻo Tom Cruise ke eo iā ia.

Inā ʻoe e ʻono i nā mea lawehala i kahi moemoeā kiʻekiʻe, Legend ʻo ia ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni na ʻoe.

#4 Ua wanana

Oooh, kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni! E nānā, ʻoiai nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻē aʻe i hele mai ma hope o ke koho ʻana e hoʻonohonoho i nā ʻānela me ke ʻano kolohe a hoʻopaʻi hoʻi, hoʻi i ka 1995 i ka wā Ua wanana ua hoʻokuʻu ʻia, he kakaikahi wale nō ka i hele i kēlā ala.

ʻO ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e pili ana i kahi mākaʻikaʻi o Los Angeles (Elias Koteas) nāna i ʻike i kahi wānana kahiko e hiki mai ana a ua hele ʻo ia i kahi ala e mālama ai i ka hanana ʻana. ʻO ka ʻānela ʻo Gabriel (Christopher Walken) ma ka ʻaoʻao kaua, a ʻo ka mea mākaʻikaʻi a me kahi wahine i kapa ʻia ʻo Katherine (Virginia Madsen) me ka makemake ʻole e hui pū, ʻo wai ʻo Lucifer (Viggo Mortensen).

E hāʻule paha kahi mea hana keaka ke hele aku me Walken, ʻaʻole naʻe iā Mortensen. He hele hewa hele ʻo ia ʻaʻole lilo i caricature. Loaʻa iā ia kekahi o nā laina maikaʻi loa i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.

"ʻIke ʻoe," i ʻōlelo ʻo ia, "ʻAʻole wau ma aneʻi e kōkua iā ʻoe i ka liʻiliʻi no ka mea aloha wau iā ʻoe a no ka mea mālama paha wau iā ʻoe, akā no ka mea he ʻelua mau hell kahi hehena nui loa, a ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke loaʻa."

Me kahi ʻōwili mau o ka kipi, ʻoluʻolu loa ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo ia ke kumu i loaʻa ai kahi hoʻomana iā ia iho.

#5 ʻO ke alakaʻi a ka Diabolo

"Lapuwale, ʻoiaʻiʻo nō kaʻu lawehala punahele," pēlā ʻo Al Pacino e like me John Milton aka the Devil in ʻO ke alakaʻi a ka Diabolo ka mea i loaʻa iā Keanu Reeves ma ke ʻano he loio Hema i huki ʻia i kahi ʻoihana loio nani o New York e holo ʻia e Old Scratch iho.

Ua pana nani ʻia kēia kiʻi a ʻo Pacino ka mea kūpono ma ka home i kāna hana diabolical. Hāʻawi ʻo ia i kēlā me kēia laina me ka leʻaleʻa a me ka hapa-wink e hōʻike iā mākou i kekahi mea e like me kekahi villain mai kahi melodrama 1930s, akā hiki nō iā ia ke huki i kahi ʻano hewa.

ʻO ka mea aʻu e makemake nui ai e pili ana i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, eia naʻe, pehea ka nui o ka ʻike e ʻeli ai. Aia nā ʻōuli liʻiliʻi a me nā huamoa Easter ma nā wahi āpau, a leʻaleʻa a hopu iā lākou āpau.

#6 Constantine

I ke kamaʻilio ʻana no ka makemake i kahi kuleana, ua maikaʻi paha kekahi ma ka pāʻani ʻana i ka diabolō e like me ko Peter Stormare ʻano like Constantine?!

Ma muli o ka DC Comics, ua hōkū ʻia ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo Keanu Reeves ma ke ʻano ʻo John Constantine, he diabolō puhipaka kaulahao, he exorcist, nā jack-of-all-trade supernatural āpau i hoʻokokoke ʻia e Det. ʻO Angela Dodson (Rachel Weisz) ma hope o kāna kaikuahine māhoe, ʻo Isabel, i manaʻo he pepehi kanaka. Alakaʻi kēia hihia iā lākou i loko o kahi hoʻolālā diabolō e pili ana iā Gabriel – kēia manawa i hoʻokani ʻia e Tilda Swinton – a me Satan, ʻo ia iho.

ʻOiai ua panni ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e nā mea he nui, he wati leʻaleʻa nō ia a pono ke nānā hou ʻia i kēlā me kēia manawa inā ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe ma mua o ka ʻike ʻana iā Stormare's Satan e nau ana i ka hiʻona i kāna iho ahi.

#7 Nā kilokilo o Eastwick

ʻEkolu mau wahine (Cher, Susan Sarandon, a me Michelle Pfeiffer) e ʻimi nei i kahi mea ʻala iki i ko lākou ola me ke kuhi hewa ʻole i ke Diabolō ma ke ʻano o Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) a me nā haunaele o kēlā me kēia ʻano.

O ia wale nō. ʻO ia ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, a he waiwai ia no kēlā me kēia minuke. ʻOiai ʻaʻole hewa ka naʻau i ka hapa nui o ka manawa, aia kekahi mau manawa o ka weliweli maoli i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo i ka mea a kekahi e ʻōlelo ai, ke hoʻomaka ʻo Veronica Cartwright e hoʻomaka i ka luaʻi ʻana i nā lua cherry ke iho ʻo ia i ka huhū, ʻoluʻolu loa ia iaʻu i ka iwi. He maikaʻi loa kēia ma ke ʻano o ka hanana me Van Horne e koi aku nei i nā wahine, "E loaʻa kahi cherry ʻē aʻe."

Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike i kēia mea maʻamau i kahi manawa, ʻo ka manawa kēia no kahi rewatch.