Eia nō mākou me kekahi Lā Valentine hou ma luna o mākou. Inā ʻoe e aloha a aloha paha iā ia, e hele a puni ke alo me ka nānā ʻole i kou ʻapo a i ʻole inaina i ka lā nui. ʻO Valentines 'kahi lā o ke aloha a hōʻike ia i nā mea āu e mālama ai, ma ka liʻiliʻi ʻo ia kā Hallmark e haʻi mai ai iaʻu. I loko o ka hale kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli, hiki i ka mea hoʻoweliweli ke ola ma kahi o ka Cupid i hahau ai i kahi stalker maniac no ka mea i hōʻeha ʻia e hōʻalo loa. Ua hōʻoia ka moʻolelo kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli i kekahi manawa hiki i kahi infatuation maʻalahi ke lilo i mea iʻoi aku ka make. I ka hoʻohanohano ʻana iā St. Valentines, e hāʻawi kāua i kahi hoʻohanohano i kekahi o kēia mau aloha wili a maniacal weliweli.

 

 

 

 

ʻO Otis lāua ʻo Riley

ʻO Otis kahi psychopathic serial kidnapper / killer me ka pōloli no kahi moemoeā ʻōpio ʻōpio. Ke hele nei ma ke ʻano he mea hoʻokele lawe pizza, ʻaihue ʻo ia i nā kaikamahine ʻōpio, hoʻopaʻa iā lākou i loko o kona hale āpau e hoʻokō i kāna moemoeā pulu kula. Hoʻohālikelike ʻo ia ka jock makemake nui ʻia a ʻo kēlā me kēia mea i hōʻino ʻia ʻo ia ʻo "Kim," ke ʻano ʻoluʻolu holoʻokoʻa ʻAmelika. Ma hope o nā hebedoma o nā hana pīpeku kuhihewa a me nā lā kuhi, ʻo ka pahuhopu nui a Otis e lawe iā "Kim" i ka prom (i kona hale haʻahaʻa) a sila i ka hana ma ka noho kua o kāna Trans-Am.

ʻO kāna mea i hōʻeha ʻia, he kaikamahine ʻōpio i kapa ʻia ʻo Riley, ua koi ʻia e hāʻawi i ka lole "Kim" a hana i ka ʻōlelo a Otis a i ʻole ka weliweli e wāwahi i ka moemoeā a luku ʻia. ʻO nā mea āpau a Otis e pili ana i kēia ʻano Kim, lawa pono ia e lilo i mea weliweli stalker e ʻike ai no ka poʻe aloha weliweli 'Valentine hopena pule. Mai poina ka pizza!

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ʻEsetera lāua ʻo John

Ahh, ka moʻolelo o ke kaikamahine 9 me ka maʻamau maʻamau i lilo i wahine 33 makahiki nona ka noʻonoʻo me ka maʻi maʻi hīmona. Ua ʻae ʻia i loko o kahi mea e like me ka maʻamau o ka ʻohana, ka ʻohana nāna i lawe iā ia e nānā i kahi mea me ke kaikamahine ʻōpio. Me nā hanana weliweli e hana nei ma ka ʻākau a me ka hema e pili ana iā ʻEsetera, hoʻokele kēia i ka makuahine, ʻo Kate, e ʻeli i kāna moʻolelo i hala. Ke hōʻoia nei ʻaʻole ʻo ia ka mea e like ai. ʻOiai, me he mea lā ʻaʻohe mea e manaʻoʻiʻo iā ia. No ka mea pehea kēlā ʻano kiʻiʻoniʻoni? HANAU. ʻOiai e luʻu hohonu nei i loko o kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ʻike mākou i ka pahuhopu ʻo "ʻEsetera" e kāpae i ka ʻohana holoʻokoʻa o kēlā me kēia kanaka akā ʻo ka makuakāne ʻo John, ʻoiai makemake ʻo ia nona nona iho. ʻOiai e hoʻowalewale nei i ka makua kāne ʻona ona, manaʻo wau he palekana ke ʻōlelo ʻana ua liʻiliʻi mākou āpau. Ok. Hāʻawi pololei ia iaʻu i nā skivvies.

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ʻO Freddy Krueger lāua ʻo Lisa

I kēia manawa ua paʻakikī iki kēia. I loko o Freddy's Revenge, i ke kani ʻana o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, hoʻopau koke ʻia e ko Krueger noho ʻana ma ke alanui ʻo Elm e Krueger a hiki i ka hoʻohui ʻia ʻana i hoʻokahi kino. Ka mea kōkua ʻole i kāna pilina wannabe e hakakā nei me ka ʻāpala o kona maka ʻo Lisa. ʻAneʻane like me ke ʻano Jekyll a me Hyde, hakakā nā pilikino o Kruger lāua ʻo Jesse i loko o kēia kino hoʻokahi a pau i ka hoʻopau ʻia e Freddy. ʻAʻole ia a hiki i ka haʻi ʻana o Lisa i kona aloha iā Jesse i ke kūʻē ʻana iā Krueger a laila ʻo Freddy ka mea i kuni i ka manaʻo o “Love” a me poof! Ua hala. E waiho ana iā ia i lehu a me ka lepo a e piʻi aʻe ʻo Jesse mai ke kupapaʻu lehu e noho me kāna aloha hoʻokahi. Awwwwwwww. ʻAno, ʻeā?

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ʻO David lāua ʻo Nicole

Ok no laila ʻenehana ʻoi aku kēia i ka thriller ma mua o ka ʻaoʻao weliweli; Akā ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻalele iā Mark ma waho o kēia ʻatikala me ka waiho ʻole ʻana i kahi ʻono maikaʻi ʻole i koʻu waha. Ua haʻalele ʻo Marky Mark i ka puʻupuʻu leʻaleʻa e kau i ke kapa stalker e like me David i ka makaʻu me Reese Witherspoon (Nicole), ka mea i hōʻeha ʻia i kāna noʻonoʻo "Pono wau e loaʻa iā ʻoe a i ʻole e pepehi wau i nā poʻe āpau e hoʻāʻo nei" i ke aloha. Piha me kahi heiau makaʻu āna i kūkulu ai e hoʻohanohano i kāna pili pōkole me Nicole, e ʻōlelo wau: hele mai ʻo David ma ke ʻano he moeʻuhane maoli no nā mākua a me nā kaikamahine ʻōpio me kāna psycho i loaʻa ka pilikino a me nā hopena kolohe no kēlā me kēia e kū ana i kāna ala. makemake ia. A ʻo kāna makemake ʻo Nicole. 4 Eva. E kala mai, ua ʻōlelo wau.

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ʻO Hanibal Lecter lāua ʻo Clarice Starling

Lecter a me Starling. He moolelo o ka ipo ipo. ʻOiai ke nānā aku nei nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i ka nānā ʻana i ka hoihoi o ka lecter me ka luna FBI, ʻaʻole lākou i hele a “piha ke alelo a me ka papalina” me ka moʻolelo mai ka puke a ma kahi o, ua pau pū kā lākou holo pū ʻana. Āʻoia. I ka puke novel o Hannibal ua pau me ka pāpālua canoodling ma Buenos Aires. Eia pehea e pāʻani maoli ai:

ʻIke ʻo Starling e mālama ʻia ʻo Lecter e Verger, no laila hoʻāʻo ʻo ia e hoʻopakele iā ia. Ua hōʻeha ʻia i ke kaua pū ʻana aʻe; Hoʻopakele ʻo Lecter iā ia a hānai iā ia i ke olakino. A laila hāʻawi ʻo ia iā ia i kahi regimen o ka noʻonoʻo e loli ana i nā lāʻau i ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e manaʻoʻiʻo ʻo ia kona kaikuahine lōʻihi ʻo Mischa. I kēia manawa, hopu ʻo Lecter iā Krendler a hana i kahi craniotomy ma luna ona ke ola ʻo ia. I ka wā o kahi ʻaina awakea maikaʻi loa, ʻoki ʻo Lecter i nā spoonfuls o ka lolo o Krendler e kālua. I loko o ka puke, hānai ʻo ia i ka lolo o Krendler iā Starling, nāna i ʻike he ʻono. ʻO ke aloha ma ka maikaʻi loa.

ʻO kā Lecter hoʻolālā e holoi i ka lolo ʻo Starling i ka hopena, no ka mea hōʻole ʻo ia e hoʻoliʻiliʻi i kāna ʻano ponoʻī. Wehe ʻo ia i kona lole a hāʻawi i kona umauma iā Lecter; ʻae ʻo ia i kāna hāʻawi a lilo lāua ʻelua i mau ipo. Nalo pū lākou, ʻike hou ʻia ʻekolu mau makahiki ma hope ma Buenos Aires e ka mea kauoha mua ʻo Barney Matthews, ka mea makaʻu no kona ola, haʻalele koke iā Buenos Aires, ʻaʻole hoʻi hou.

E haʻi ana ka manawa inā e hāʻawi mai ʻo Bryan Fuller iā mākou i kēlā laina moʻolelo ke hoʻolauna maoli ʻo ia i ko Starling ʻano i loko o ka pūʻulu Hannibal. Makemake wau i kekahi e ʻike i ka mana ʻē aʻe a me ka hōʻike ʻana o ka puke i nā hanana ma ka pale kālā no ka mea ua loaʻa iā mākou kahi ʻē aʻe. Pehea kāu ʻōlelo?

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