I koʻu wā e ulu ana, nui aʻe nā mea i ke kipa ʻana aku i ko mākou kūpuna makuahine & hale kūʻai wikiō ma ʻō aku o ka hoʻolimalima kiʻiʻoniʻoni. ʻO kēlā mau waihona waihona ana o nā mea kupaianaha cinematic i ka manawa pinepine chock piha i nā stimulate sensory. I nā manawa o ka manawa, lohe paha kekahi i ka hāʻule ʻana o nā kuata i loko o ka pāʻani arcade ʻo Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ma ke kihi a honi paha i ka popcorn hou e noho ana ma ka ʻaoʻao e ka papa inoa ma kahi troli popcorn ketel kahiko.

Aia pū kekahi nā mea hōʻailona. He hōʻailona kūikawā ko kēlā me kēia ʻaoʻao, kākau lima ʻia no nā ʻano kiʻi ʻoniʻoni like ʻole i loko o ia: ʻo ke ʻaoʻao komediana kahi kiʻi o kēlā mau niho leʻaleʻa — ua ʻike ʻoe, i kēlā mau niho liʻiliʻi mea hiki iā ʻoe ke ea aʻe a hoʻonāukiuki i kou mau hoaaloha – a ʻo ʻoe hiki ke helu mau i ka ʻāpana weliweli me ka huaʻōlelo "HORORA" i kākau ʻia ma ka ʻaoʻao o nā kaha iwi, Jack-o-lanterns, a me nā vampires. ʻO ke kahe o ke kahe o ka leka i kahi leka.

A laila aia nā pepili. Nui a nui nā pepili.

Na nā pepili, ʻaʻole au e kamaʻilio e pili ana i ke ʻano āu i kālepa ai me kāu mau hoa aloha ma ke kahua kau wela. ʻAʻole, ke kamaʻilio nei wau e pili ana i nā pepili kiʻi ʻoniʻoni — nā ʻano i littered nā hale kūʻai wikiō a me nā lekiō he nui a lākou i hoʻolimalima a kūʻai aku ai i nā mea kūʻai pololi pāpaho, e like me ka mea kākau o kēia ʻatikala ʻO nā pepili hale kūʻai wikiō, e like me nā mea e aʻoaʻo ana iā ʻoe e hoʻi hou i kāu lepe (a i ʻole!) A me nā mea e hōʻike ana i kahi lepe e makaʻu loa paha no ka poʻe ma lalo o 18 mau makahiki, he mau ʻāpana hoʻohui o ke kaiaola hoʻolimalima wikiō.

Ua noi ʻia nā pepili i ka pahu kiʻi VHS (a i ʻole ka lipine iā ia iho) kahi ala no kēlā hoʻokumu e hōʻailona i kāna papa inoa. He mea nui kēia mau pepili no ke kamaʻilio ʻana i nā ʻano ʻikepili āpau i ka mea hoʻolimalima a mea kūʻai aku a lawelawe ʻia ma ke ʻano he ala ʻē aʻe o ka mālama ʻana i nā hōʻiliʻili kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. ʻO ka pīpī pīnī e jelly he aha nā pepili i nā lipine VHS.

ʻO wai e lawe iaʻu i Hoʻopili iā VHS: He Mōʻaʻike ʻImi o nā Pepili Hale Kūʻai Kiʻi, kahi puke hou hanohano na Josh Schafer, ka mea hoihoi o VHS, ʻohiʻohi, a me ka mea kākoʻo, a me ka mea hoʻolālā, ʻo Jacky Lawrence. Ma o kā Josh's LunchmeatVHS mana, he mea nui ʻo ia i ke kaiāulu VHS nui aʻe no nā makahiki, no laila, ʻaʻole ia he mea pūʻiwa i kona hoʻoili ʻana i kona kuko i loko o kahi puke i emi ʻole ka moʻolelo waha o VHS ma ke ʻano he pōhaku kākau moʻolelo e kākau ana iā VHS ephemera.

ʻO kēia mau pepili VHS he mau puka liʻiliʻi i loko o ke au i hala. Akā ʻaʻole kēia quirk wale no ka quirks sake. Aka, Paʻa iā VHS He mea nui, he capsule manawa ʻike e ʻimi nei e hoʻomanaʻo (a i ʻole e aʻo no nā mea hoʻomaka mua) nā mea heluhelu i ka ephemera mai nā makahiki gula o VHS he mea nui a hiki ke haʻi iā mākou i nā mea he nui e pili ana i kēlā mau kaiāulu. ʻO kēia mau pepili - kēlā me kēia o lākou - he moʻolelo e haʻi ai. Mahalo iā Schafer a Paʻa iā VHS, ke haʻi ʻia nei kēlā mau moʻolelo.

Ua hopu au iā Josh Schafer i kēia manawa e ʻike hou aʻe e pili ana i ka genesis o kēia papahana. Eia kāna mea i ʻōlelo ai: "ʻO kēia mau pepili kahi mea a mākou i ʻike ʻole ai e kiʻi ana i kahi tone o ka nānā, akā kiʻi maoli i ka mōʻaukala, ka nani, a me ka moʻomeheu mai ka wā wikiō. Ua makemake mākou e hana i kahi palapala a me ka curation e hoʻihoʻi iā ʻoe i ka manawa ma waena o kēlā mau ala kūʻai wikiō; ʻo kēia mau pepili, akā liʻiliʻi a ephemeral paha, kōkua maoli i ka hoʻohālikelike a wehewehe i kēlā manawa a hoʻonui i ka laulā a me ka nānā hope o kēlā au.

He ola kā lākou a pau, a ua makemake mākou e mālama i kēlā mea paʻa o ka moʻomeheu hale kūʻai wikiō no nā poʻe e hoʻi hou a leʻaleʻa ai - a ke lana nei ka manaʻo, e hoʻoulu iā lākou e nānā pono i kēlā mau pepili liʻiliʻi e noho ana ma kēlā mau mea hoʻolimalima ma mua. "

I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, aloha au i nā pepili āpau i kēia puke, ʻoiai he mau punahele kaʻu: nā lepili kākau lima e like me ka mea e heluhelu ana, "Mac + Me # 2" e kuhi ana paha i kā lākou kope 2 o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i ka waihona a me kēlā mau mea hōʻailona Hoʻomanaʻo mākou i nā mea pale makaʻu ʻōmaʻomaʻo (me kaʻu punahele kahi pepili ʻōmaʻomaʻo mai kahi kope o CREEPSHOW i haʻuki i kahi vampire chubby e kau ana i nā aniani).

A laila, ʻoiaʻiʻo, aia nā mea hoʻopili wikiō pilikino iā lākou iho, me kekahi mau inoa maikaʻi maoli e like me Ganges Video Ranch, Savage Video, Pick-A-Flick Video, a me DJ's Video & Snacks. ʻAʻohe hemahema o ka ephemera wikiō wikiō hoihoi a kākaʻikahi hoʻi e mahalo ai ma kēlā me kēia ʻaoʻao o kēia puke. Hilinaʻi iaʻu.

No laila, he aha kāu hana e heluhelu nei i kēia ʻatikala? E kiʻi i kahi kope o Paʻa iā VHS ma mua o ke kūʻai lilo hou aku! Paʻi ʻia e Birth.Movies.Death .. Uhi Paʻa, 160 ʻaoʻao (a ʻekolu ʻaoʻao paʻi). Loaʻa ma aneʻi