He aha ia, Tightwads! He mahina hou kēia, he pule hou, a he pūʻulu hou o nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni manuahi mai Tightwad Terror Pōʻalua! E nānā i kēia… Frankenhooker...
ʻO ke kau kēia o ke kupua; he manawa weliweli o nā ʻahaʻaina weliweli kahi e hui lima ai ka poʻe make a me nā mea ola ma lalo o ka ʻālohilohi o ke aumoe...
Aia ʻo Halloween i ka lewa (ʻoiaʻiʻo), a mai nā kilokilo a i nā ʻuhane, nā monsters i nā daimonio, nā pupule i nā mea pepehi psychopathic, ʻaʻohe mea kani i ka wā spine-chilling season of spookiness...
Aloha au i ka Halloween, a makemake au i ka Halloween. Akā he haʻiʻōlelo kaʻu e haʻi aku ai. ʻOiai ʻo wau he mea hoʻoweliweli weliweli, ʻaʻole wau i ʻike i nā mea āpau ...