Auē, Tightwads! Ua hala kēlā pule! ʻO ka manawa kēia no nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni manuahi hou mai iHorror a me Tightwad Terror i ka Pōʻalua! A hele mākou… Lake Placid Lake...
ʻO nā lā o ka makaʻu, "Ua makaʻu loa wau-e hana i kekahi mea" nā mea wahine i nā kiʻi weliweli. ʻAʻohe mea aʻu e inaina ai ma mua o ke kākau ʻana o kahi mea hana kiʻiʻoniʻoni i kahi hana wahine...
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