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ʻO 10 mau manawa WTF nui loa mai "ThanksKilling"

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Ke hiki hou mai nei ʻo ka lā hoʻomaikaʻi. Ma kēia manawa koke, ʻākoakoa nā ʻohana i nā papa e hoʻonani iā lākou iho i ka uala i kāwili ʻia, ka gravy, a ʻoiaʻiʻo nō hoʻi, ka pipi, ʻoiai e hoʻomaikaʻi ana no nā hoʻomaikaʻi he nui o ko lākou ola. ʻO kahi mea e hoʻohui i ka papa inoa o nā mea e mahalo ai no kēia makahiki ke kui aku ʻoe i kāu kuhukukū me kahi puna, ʻaʻole ia e hou hou. ʻAʻole hiki ke ʻōlelo ʻia ka mea like no ka poʻe pōpilikia maikaʻi ʻole o kahi peke pepehi kanaka waha waha (ʻo Turkie ka inoa) i ka 2009 Thanksgiving weliweli-hoʻomākeʻaka. MahaloKula. ʻO kahi hopena kūlohelohe i kēlā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e hāpai i kou mau lima a ʻōlelo i kahi WTF kahiko kahiko maikaʻi. Eia nā manawa nui 10 WTF mai MahaloKula. (SPOILERS, ʻano. Akā, makemake wau, e pale maoli nā mea hōʻino iā ʻoe mai ka nānā ʻana i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e pili ana i kahi turkey pepehi?)

10. ʻO ka paʻi mua loa o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kahi kokoke loa i ka nipple o ka wahine hele malihini. Ke ʻike nei mākou i kēia nipple no ka mea ʻo ka mea nona ka mea e holo makaʻu nei ma waena o ka ululāʻau me kona poʻo ākea ākea. E wela ana paha i ka papa ʻaina Hoʻomaikaʻi? Ke alualu ʻia nei ka mea helehelena aloha e Tureke, nāna e hoʻomaikaʻi i kona poli ma mua o ka ʻoki ʻana iā ia.

9. ʻOiai ko mākou mau meʻe, nā haumāna o ke koleke ʻo Johnny, Kristen, Billy, Ali, a me Darren, e hoʻi i ka home no ka wā hoʻomaha Thanksgiving, kanikau ʻo Johnny e pili ana i ka pilina haki i loaʻa me kona makuakāne. Hele pū kēia me ka flashback sepia-toned i "i kēlā mau makahiki i hala aku nei," kahi e nānā ai ʻo Johnny ... like like me kāna hana i kēia manawa. ʻAʻole ʻelemakule kekahi poʻe!

8. Ma hope o ka haki o kā lākou kaʻa, hina ʻo Darren i kahi hōʻailona e ʻōlelo ana ʻo Crawberg. ʻIke ʻo ia i kēia ka inoa o ka noho malihini kahiko mai nā makahiki i hala. Ua paʻa kēia hōʻailona ma ke ʻano kūpono no kēlā mau kenekulia a pau, ke kau wale nei i ka mauʻu e like me ka hana ʻana o kahi limahana kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i laila a i ʻole kekahi mea. 7. E like me kā Darren haʻi ʻana i ka moʻolelo o Crawberg a me ka hōʻino o kahi ʻelemakule ʻInia i ʻike i ka hoʻokalakupua ʻeleʻele, hāʻawi hou kekahi flashback sepia-toned i nā kiʻi. Kēia manawa naʻe, hāmeʻa ʻia. Pana, no ke aha mai?

6. Ke ala hou ʻia ʻo hewa ʻo Turiko i kēia lā, hana ʻia me ka ʻoluʻolu ʻole ʻoiai kahi ʻīlio.

5. Ke kamaʻilio nei no nā hana o ke kino, ke huhū ka makuakāne o Kristen, ka Makai Nui, i ka ʻono o ke kofe a kāna wahine i hana ai a nīnau inā ua lawe ʻo ia i kahi ʻōpala i loko, lawe ʻo ia iā ia i ka ipu kope piha i ka poop e hōʻike ai i ka ʻae, ʻae ua hana ʻo ia.

4. I ka huakaʻi ʻana o Tureke ma ke alaloa kaiāulu e ʻike a make i ko mākou mau koa, huki ke kaʻa i luna. Hāʻawi ka mea hoʻokele i loko iā ia i kahi kaʻa a hāʻawi iā ia i ka laina "ass, gas, a mauʻu" paha. ʻ sayslelo ʻo Turkie e lawe ʻo ia i hoki. Hoʻomaka ka mea hoʻokele e wehe i kāna kāʻei, e hoʻomākaukau ana e moekolohe me Turkie. ʻIke ʻoe, me he mea lā ʻaʻole ʻo Tureke kahi TURKEY. 3. Ma hope o ka puhi ʻana i ke poʻo o kēia pervert me kahi pū kī, kipaku aku ʻo Tureke i ke kaʻa o ua kāne nei. ʻIke ʻoe, me he mea lā ʻaʻole ʻo Tureke kahi TURKEY.

2. Makemake kekahi o ko mākou koa, Ali, i ka moekolohe nui. Ua piʻo kāna hoa pili hou ma luna o ka style doggy ʻoiai ʻo ia e hana ana i kāna hana hoʻokalakupua. ʻAe ʻo Turkie iā ia iho a hoʻomaka e pepehi i ke kāne, kiola iā ia i kahi ʻē, a laila hoʻopau i ka hana. ʻIke iki ʻo Ali i ka loli, ʻoiai me ka condom liʻiliʻi a Turkie i hoʻowali ʻia.

1. Tureke: Kumu hoʻomalu huna. Ma hope o kona hoʻokuʻu ʻana iā ia iho i loko o ka hale o ka Makai Nui ma ka pale ʻana i kona nuku me ka ihu wahaheʻe a me nā aniani hou, ua pepehi ʻo Turkie i ka Makai Nui a ʻokiʻoki i kona alo. ʻAʻole naʻe ma laila e pāʻani ai ka manawa WTF. ʻAʻole, hiki mai kēlā i ka wā e hōʻea ai nā keiki i ola i kona hale, a ʻaʻahu ʻo Turkie i ka maka o ka Sherriff a me ka pāpale e hoʻopunipuni ai i nā keiki i ka noʻonoʻo ʻana e ola ana ka Makai Nui a maikaʻi. Kūlou ʻo Kristen e ʻapo iā ia. ʻO kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. No kēia mau manawa a nui hou aku WTF manawa, e hana MahaloKula he ʻono ʻono o kāu pāʻina nui i kēia Lā Hoʻomaikaʻi. I kēia manawa, e nānā i ka trailer ma lalo nei. [youtube id = "nPlg9U5YbY4" kaulike = "kikowaena" mode = "maʻamau" autoplay = "ʻaʻole"]

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