ʻAʻole paha kekahi o ʻoukou e nā mea heluhelu ʻōpio e manaʻoʻiʻo mai iaʻu ke kikokiko wau i kēia, akā aia kekahi manawa, i ka wā i hala ʻole ma mua, i ka manawa ʻo nā Monsters Universal… nā moʻo nui.

Akā ʻo nā manawa he-changin lākou, e like me kā Bob Dylan i ʻōlelo ai. A ʻo nā laina he a-blurrin lākou, 'ke keikikāne a ka makua kāne mai Ulu palaoa i ʻōlelo hou aʻe nei.

Ma kahi o ka laina, ua hui pū nā puke ʻoniʻoni a me nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a lilo i hoʻokahi mana pahu pahu mega, ua kūleʻa ka smash i nā kūleʻa like ʻole o Marvel, nā reboots, nā reboots hou, nā spin-off a me nā sequels e alakaʻi iā mākou āpau i ka makahiki o ka superhero.

I kēia manawa o ka manawa, i koʻu noho ʻana ma aneʻi e kikokiko ana i ka mea e loiloi ai lōʻihi loa e haʻalele ai ka hapanui o 2/3 o ke ala i loko, ʻo nā aliʻi nui nā mōʻī e noho aliʻi ana o ka pahu pahu, a me nā keʻena nui a pau. pōloli wānana ʻia no kā lākou ʻāpana o kēlā pai heroic.

ʻO ke keʻena hou loa e lele i luna o ka superhero bandwagon ʻo Universal, ka mea nāna i hoʻolaha aku nei e hana ana lākou i ke ao kaila Marvel no kā lākou mōneka kiʻi. ʻO ka manaʻo nui o kēlā me kēia moʻo e kiʻi i kāna kiʻiʻoniʻoni ponoʻī a laila e hui pū lākou a pau no kahi nui o ka monster monster, a inā ʻoe a makemake wau i kēlā mea ʻaʻole paha e pili i kā lākou papa kuhikuhi e like me ke ʻano o ka lole komoʻu I m luliluli i kēia manawa.

ʻEleʻele lākou. Pāleʻele wau i nā manawa a pau. No ka mea hūnā i nā pōʻino.

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Wahi a nā hōʻike hou, ʻO Dracula Hōʻole ʻo ia ka hoʻomaka o kēia kaʻana like Universal Universe Monsters, ka mua o ka nui o nā monster i hiki mai hou. ʻO kahi prequel e komo i loko o ka moʻolelo kumu o ka vampire kiʻi nui loa o ka cinema, hoʻonohonoho ʻia kēia kiʻi hou i ka moʻolelo kuʻuna i ka 15th kenekulia Transylvania, i noho aliʻi ʻia e ka mea weliweli loa akā ʻo Prince Vlad (… ka Impaler).

Ke hoʻoweliweli ka poʻe Tureke e luku i kona ʻāina a pepehi kanaka i kāna poʻe, inā ʻaʻole ʻo ia e ʻae e lawe i kāna keiki ʻōpio e hānai ʻia e lākou (F kēlā walaʻau), loaʻa ka manaʻo lana i loko o ka vampire kahiko e noho ana ʻo Prince Vlad (Luke Evans). i ka pouli ma luna o kahi kuahiwi kolohe me kahi inoa hauʻoli. Ke ʻimi nei i ka mana e luku i kona mau ʻenemi a hoʻopakele i kona ʻohana, hoʻoikaika ʻo Vlad i ka vampire e hoʻohuli iā ia, e inu ana i kona koko mai ka iwi poʻo i ʻānai ʻia.

Inā ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hāʻawi i kāna mau makemake i ke kino e inu i ke koko o ke kanaka i nā lā ʻekolu e hiki mai ana, e hoʻi ʻo Vlad i kona ola maʻamau, ma hope o ʻekolu mau lā o ka lilo ʻana i mana nui mana ʻole. Akā inā ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke pale aku i ka ʻume, e noho mau loa ʻo ia i vampire make ʻole. A he pilikia kēlā a me nā mea. ʻOi loa ke ʻoe maoli, maoli, maoli, he helehelena maikaʻi ke nānā aku.

ʻO wau iho e kamaʻilio nei, ʻaʻole wau he pā o kēia ʻano moʻo o nā monster i hoʻohuli ʻia i mau koa hana maikaʻi maikaʻi ʻole, a ʻO Dracula Hōʻole ʻoi loa KAI kiʻiʻoniʻoni. ʻOi aku ma mua o nā mea āpau, pāʻani ia e like me ka moʻolelo kumu o kahi superhero nona ka mana nui loa he mau ʻiʻo kāna a hiki ke lilo i shitload o nā ʻōpeʻa CG. ʻO ka inoa ʻo Dracula i ke poʻo inoa, he ʻoiaʻiʻo kēia, akā ʻaʻole kēia ka Dracula āu i ʻike ai a aloha ai.

ʻO Hell, ʻo ia wale nō kahi hiʻohiʻona aʻu e nānā nei e nānā ana i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo Universal monster kahi e kiʻi ai nā kamaʻāina like me ka poʻe mob i nā lama, a ʻoi aku ka nui o Frankenstein ma mua o Dracula.

Akā ʻo kaʻu pilikia me ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻaʻole ia he bastardization o kekahi o nā moʻo kinona weliweli loa o ka cinema. ʻAʻole, ʻo kaʻu pilikia me ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo ia ke ʻeleʻele a hiki i kahi o ka poina loa. Ka nele i kahi pūʻulu pōpō a nele i kekahi ʻano ʻike, ʻO Dracula Hōʻole He kiʻi ʻoniʻoni vampire ia e hemahema nui ana i ka ʻāpana nahu, e like me ka vamp nona nā ʻāpana i waiho ʻia i lalo i mea e palekana ai a ʻoluʻolu hoʻi i ka lehulehu.

Ke hōʻike nei iā Ole Vlad ma ke ʻano he hero, ma mua o kahi moʻo nui, ʻO Dracula Hōʻole nalowale i kahi ʻāpana maikaʻi o ka hoʻopiʻi kūlohelohe e huki maoli i nā mea aloha weliweli i ka hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni i kēia hopena pule. ʻO ka mea hoihoi e pili ana iā Dracula ʻo ia he mea loko ʻino, inu ʻino, a no laila ʻaʻole hoihoi loa ka nānā ʻana i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e pili ana i kahi mana o Dracula ʻaʻole kēlā. ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo e pili ana i ka Dracula kanaka, ʻaʻole hoʻi wau makemake e nānā iā ia ʻoiai ke ulu nei ʻo ia i kāna mākau lele.

ʻIke wau he moʻolelo kumu kēia a mākou e kamaʻilio nei, akā hewa kekahi mea ke hiki i nā mea hoʻomaka franchise ke hoʻokō iā ʻoe e makemake ana e nānā ana i ka hopena. Ma muli o ka maopopo koke o pena ʻia ʻo Dracula ma ke ʻano he koa uʻi, ʻike wale ʻoe ʻaʻole ia e hana i kekahi mea kolohe i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, kahi e ʻānai loa i nā mea leʻaleʻa a pau.

E like me ka makemake ʻana o kēia hōʻike a Vlad e hoʻopoina i kona ʻaoʻao ʻeleʻele, pēlā nō ka makemake o ka kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e hoʻopoina i kāna moʻohelu titular, ʻO Dracula Hōʻole ʻo kahi wale nō hana i nā hana ʻino. Palekana ia ma kēlā me kēia huli, ʻehaʻeha nō, a ʻoiai ke hāʻawi ʻia nei kekahi mau hoʻokipa kūpono i loko o ka manawa pōkole 90 mau minuke, ʻaʻole lawa ia e hana i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kahi mea i poina loa ʻia. ʻAʻole ia he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli. ʻAʻole wau i mālama maoli ... mālama.

He hilahila ia, ʻoiai, me he mea lā aia kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli e waiho ana ma lalo o nā hana CG āpau a paʻakikī e haʻi i nā hanana kaua. A ke noho nei kēlā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli ma luna o kēlā kuahiwi weliweli i haʻi ʻia aʻe nei. ʻO ka vampire e huli iā Vlad (ma luna) ʻoi aku ka nui o ka like me Dracula ma mua o Dracula iā ia iho, a ʻo nā hiʻohiʻona ʻelua ke ʻano o ke ʻano i waena o nā mea maikaʻi loa o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. He mea weliweli loa ʻo Charles Dance i ke kuleana, a makemake pinepine wau e nānā ana wau i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e pili ana i kāna ʻano, ma mua o Evans '.

Minamina, ʻaʻole wau.

ʻO ka mea kupanaha, ʻo Prince Vlad, i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni loa, nāna i ʻōlelo i hoʻokahi manawa ʻaʻole pono ka honua i ka meʻe - i kekahi manawa, pono i kahi moʻo nui. Ua pili mai kēlā laina iaʻu i koʻu puka ʻana i waho o ka hale keaka i ka pō nei, no ka mea, ua hōʻuluʻulu pono ʻia i ke ala aʻu e manaʻo ai ʻO Dracula Hōʻole. ʻAʻole pono mākou i koa me kēia, Universal. Pono mākou i kahi moʻo nui. A ʻo ka mea i loaʻa ʻole iā mākou hoʻokahi e waiho iaʻu me nā hopohopo nui e pili ana i ka wā e hiki mai ana o kēia ao hou wiwo ʻole.

I ka hopena o ka lā, ʻO Dracula Hōʻole kahi hoʻonohonoho kūpono no ka mea aʻu e manaʻo nei e hoʻāʻo nei ʻo Universal e hana me kēlā ao. I nā huaʻōlelo ʻē aʻe, hana ʻia ka mea a lākou e hoʻāʻo nei e hana. ʻO ka pilikia, ʻaʻole au e mālama i kēlā ao i hoʻokumu ʻia, kahi pilikia no ka mea e pono wau e hāʻule i ka poʻe hoʻolohe i nā mea e pili ana iā Universal Monsters… pololei?

Auē, ʻaʻole kēlā mau moʻoiho kiʻi naʻu wale nō, a he ʻike ia ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻae i ke kaumaha.