Hauʻoli Makahiki Hou, Tightwads! Inā ʻo kekahi o kāu mau manaʻo hoʻoholo Makahiki Hou e nānā hou aku i ka weliweli, ua laki ʻoe! Loaʻa iā mākou kekahi pūʻulu o nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni manuahi no ʻoe!

 

Pūnaewele

Me he mea lā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike, Pūnaewele e pili ana i kahi keikikāne ʻōpio i ʻike i ka hana ʻia o nā mea lawehala ma kāna hale makeʻe kūloko. ʻO ka mea moraki, kahi i ʻike wale ʻia ʻo The Tall Man (hoʻokani ʻia e Angus Scrimm i kahi hana hōkū), ke hana nei i nā mea ʻano ʻē me nā kino, a he pūʻali koa kauā a me nā ʻāpana lele e make ai e pale iā ia mai ka poʻe e hoʻāʻo a hoʻokū iā ia.

ʻO kēia 1979 Don Coscarelli ami kahi kūʻokoʻa paʻa loa. E like me, kahi bona-fide kahiko. E like me inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike, he aha kāu e kakali ai? Hopu me Pūnaewele maanei ma Vudu.

 

He Poʻomanaʻo ma ke alanui Elm

I kekahi manawa i hala, ua kuhikuhi ʻo Tightwad Terror Tuesday iā ʻoe i ka haku mele kumu He Poʻomanaʻo ma ke alanui Elm a me kekahi o kāna mau hopena. I kēia hebedoma, ke lawe nei mākou iā ia i kahi palena ʻē aʻe; ʻo kēia ka hana hou ʻana o 2010 o He Poʻomanaʻo ma ke alanui Elm. ʻO ka moʻolelo, e pili ana i kahi pepehi kanaka hoʻomake i nā keiki i kā lākou moeʻuhane, ua like ia. ʻOi aku ka nui o ka pedophilia i kēia mana. No laila, ʻae, ANoES me kahi ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo.

ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaneʻane ʻino kēia hana hou i ka maikaʻi ʻole. He hōʻike wale nō ia i ka maikaʻi o ke kumu. Hoʻokani ʻo Jackie Earle Haley iā Freddy Krueger, akā ʻaʻole ʻo ia ʻo Robert Englund. Hoʻokani ʻo Rooney Mara iā Nancy, akā ʻaʻole ʻo ia ʻo Heather Langenkamp (ʻaʻole ma ʻaneʻi). Loaʻa i kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni kona mau mea pā, no laila inā ʻoe kekahi o lākou, a inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike iā ia a makemake ʻoe e hoʻoholo i kāu hoʻoholo ponoʻī, hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa. He Poʻomanaʻo ma ke alanui Elm maanei ma TubiTV.

 

Lyle

Lyle ʻo kahi mea ʻē aʻe e pono ai i kahi ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo. E pili ana ia i kahi wahine hāpai ʻōpio a make kāna keiki liʻiliʻi ma hope koke o ko lākou neʻe ʻana i kahi keʻena hou. ʻOiai ʻo ia e hakakā nei e hoʻomaopopo i ka make ʻana o kāna keiki, ʻike ʻo ia i nā mea weliweli a me ka hoʻohaunaele e pili ana i kona home hou a me ka make ʻana o kāna keiki - nā mea e pili ana i ke keiki āna e hāpai nei.

ʻO kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni 2014 he mea puhi lohi, akā ma 65 mau minuke, ua lawa ka pōkole no ka mea ʻaʻole ia he pilikia, a wehe ʻia i loko o kahi. ʻO ke kaikamahine a Rosemary ʻano ala. ʻO Gaby Hoffmann mai ʻAnakala Buck a I kēia manawa a laila 'O ia ke 'ano alaka'i, akā, 'a'ole ia e like me nā mea āna i hana ai - 'a'ole kēia ka hōkū keiki o nā makahiki kanaiwa.  Lyle Pololei maanei e kali ana iā ʻoe ma Peacock.

 

Ma hea ka lā e lawe iā ʻoe

Ma hea ka lā e lawe iā ʻoe he hana keaka kalaima 1992 e pili ana i kahi hui o nā keiki home ʻole e noho ana ma nā alanui o Los Angeles. ʻOiai lākou e hoʻāʻo e hoʻomaʻemaʻe i ko lākou ihu, ʻike lākou iā lākou iho i loko o kahi pūnaewele o nā lāʻau, ka huikau o ke alanui, a me ka pepehi kanaka.

Ma hea ka lā e lawe iā ʻoe ʻaʻole ia he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli loa, akā ʻo kāna hōʻike ʻana i ke ola ma nā alanui he mea hoʻonāukiuki nui ia. ʻO ka mea hana keaka o wai nā helehelena i ʻike ʻia he kanaiwakumamāiwa, e like me Dermot Mulroney, Lara Flynn Boyle, Sean Aston, Balthazar Getty, James Le Gros, Will Smith, Ricki Lake, Kyle MacLachlan, Nancy McKeon, Alyssa Milano, David Arquette, Adam Baldwin, a me Christian Slater. E 'ike Ma hea ka lā e lawe iā ʻoe maanei ma Crackle.

 

ʻO Crash Star

Ma hope o ka holomua o ka pahu pahu holo o Star Wars, nā lumi keaka i nā wahi āpau e walaʻau ana e hana i nā keaka mele no lākou iho. Hana ʻia i ka makahiki 1978, hoʻokahi makahiki wale nō ma hope Star Wars, ʻO Crash Star ʻo ia kekahi o kēia mau clone. ʻO ia e pili ana i kahi smuggler a me kāna sidekick malihini i noi ʻia e hoʻopakele i ke keiki a ka Emepera o ka Galaxy mai kahi mea lawe ʻino. Kaha kamaʻāina, ʻeā?

ʻOiai he ripoff maopopo ia, ʻO Crash Star Loaʻa iā ia kahi mea hana keu, e like me Christopher Plummer, Caroline Munro, David Hasselhoff, a me Joe Spinell. Ma waena o kēlā a me ka waiwai schlock, ʻO Crash Star ʻoi aku ma mua o ka pono ke nānā aku. Hiki iā ʻoe ke nānā pono maanei ma Vudu.

 

Makemake i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hou?  E nānā ma mua ʻo Tightwad Terror Poʻalua ma aneʻi.

 

ʻO ke ʻano mahalo ʻia ʻO Chris Fischer.