Ah, lā aloha. ʻOiai he nui nā kāne e hoʻolauleʻa nei i kēia wā nui o Hallmark me ka ʻaina awakea aloha a i ʻole ke kūʻai ʻana o nā makana pōkole (pehea ka lōʻihi o ka hala ʻana o nā pua a me ke kokoleka?), ʻO kekahi poʻe e māʻona i ko lākou kuko i ke kino me kekahi ʻano hauʻoli maikaʻi. I kēia manawa, ma mua o ka hohonu loa o kou noʻonoʻo i loko o ka ʻauwaha, e ʻōlelo maopopo wau e pili ana i kahi marathon o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli ma aneʻi.

Aia kekahi mea aloha nui e pili ana i ka pīpī o ke koko a me ka huhū huhū o kahi kiʻi hoʻoweliweli maikaʻi. Ke aʻa nei paha ʻoe no ke ola o nā meʻe (a holomua!) A i ʻole no nā maniacs e hoʻopau i ka hana (decapitation!), Hiki iā ʻoe ke hilinaʻi i ka weliweli e loaʻa ai kāu pauma koko.

No laila kēia Lā Valentine, makemake wau e nānā i kekahi mau kāne kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hoʻomake nāna e hana i ka hapa nui o kā lākou makemake nui. Mālama lākou i ke aloha i ke ola ʻana i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe. ʻAe, hana kēia mau duos make i kekahi mau pahu hopu pili loa.

Heathers (1988)

Kauikeaouli hāʻawi i ke kumu no kuʻu puʻuwai aloha iā Christian Slater, a mahalo mau loa wau. E lilo wau i jaded mau loa no ka pili o ka pilina pili ʻole i ulu. ʻO ka ʻōpio ʻōpio hea makemake ʻole i ke aloha e like me JD a me Veronica's?

E like me ka nui o nā aloha aloha ʻōpio (kuhi wau), mohala mai ko lākou aloha mai ka inaina ʻelua i nā clno hoʻowahāwahā a kaulana i kū i ke ala o ko lākou kula kiʻekiʻe. ʻO Veronica (Winona Ryder) kahi ʻāpana o ka "cool" lehulehu, akā ʻo kā lākou ʻano maʻamau e hoʻohoka iā ia mai kā lākou aloha. E hoʻokomo iā Jason "JD" Dean (Christian Slater), ke keikikāne hou ma ke kaona me kahi ʻano sardonic suconic a me kahi mākaukau maoli no ka pepehi kanaka.

Hōʻike kā lākou hui like ʻike lākou pehea e ʻike ai a kākoʻo i nā ikaika o kekahi. No Veronica, ʻo kona ʻike ia i ke kino o ka haumāna a me kona mākaukau ma ka hoʻopuni ʻana i kā lākou kākau lima. No JD, he pepehi kanaka hoʻomakee hoʻohuli ʻia e like me ke ola. He paʻa paʻa loa kēlā!

ʻO Bride o Chucky (1998)

ʻO Chucky lāua ʻo Tiffany ka kāne make. I kēlā me kēia manawa e ʻōlelo ʻia nā ipo weliweli, ua hoʻohiki maikaʻi loa ʻia ko lākou inoa ma ka papa inoa.

ʻO nā mea pepehi kanaka ʻelua i kā lākou kuleana ponoʻī, ke hui pū ʻia kēia mau mea ʻelua kokoke lākou i kaohi ʻole ʻia. E like me, pāhola pāhola ʻia-pālahalaha ʻia. Hāʻawi ʻo Chucky lāua ʻo Tiffany i kahi makemake i kūlike ʻole ʻia.

Akā, mai poina iā lākou i kā lākou iho make hewa. ʻO Tiffany (Jennifer Tilly) nā mea āpau e pili ana i ka make a me ka loli hou - ʻo ia ʻo Martha Stewart o ka pepehi kanaka. ʻO Chucky (Brad Dourif) he mea kilokilo, e ʻoluʻolu nei i ka maʻalahi quintessential o kahi kuʻi maikaʻi.

ʻO ka ʻōlelo ʻia, he mea nui e hoʻomaopopo ua aʻo lākou mai kekahi i kekahi. Pākuʻi mau lākou kekahi i kekahi e hana i nā mea hou aʻe - e neʻe ma waho o kā lākou wahi hōʻoluʻolu pepehi a ulu ma ke ʻano he psychotic maoli. Aia kahi manaʻo olakino i kā lākou pili pono olakino.

ʻO ka poʻe ma lalo o nā ʻanuʻu (1991)

ʻO ke ala ʻoi loa loa e hoʻopau i ka male ma o ka hoʻokau ʻana loa nā rula koʻikoʻi ma luna o nā mea kipa a me nā keiki o kou home. ʻO ka liʻiliʻi, ʻo ia ka mea a mākou e aʻo ai ʻO ka poʻe ma lalo o nā ʻanuʻu. Kuhi nō wau nui ka kōkua o ka pepehi kanaka? Eia kekahi, e hoʻomaʻamaʻa nui i kāu ʻīlio. Nā mea huna i ka kūleʻa.

ʻO Mommy (Wendy Robie) lāua ʻo Pāpā (Everett McGill) e hoʻomalu i ko lāua home me ka hao (a me ka ʻili) ka lima. Ke holo nei ʻoe i kahi ʻohana koʻikoʻi, maʻalahi ka waiho ʻana i nā kuʻikahi liʻiliʻi e hoʻohui a haki i kāu mau hoʻāʻo. Akā pili lākou i ka hana hui - hilinaʻi a kākoʻo kekahi i kekahi ma o kā lākou hana ikaika.

ʻOiai me ke kūlanakauhale holoʻokoʻa e kūʻē iā lākou, hōʻike mua ʻo Mommy lāua ʻo Pāpā i mua. ʻO lākou ka mana a me ka wahine.

Nā Killers Hānau Kūlohelohe (1994)

He kīloi paha e kāhea Killers hānauʻia kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli, akā e hoʻopaʻi ʻia wau inā ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā Mickey lāua ʻo Mallory ko lāua wahi ma kēia papa inoa.

Aloha kēia mau keiki pupule i ka pepehi kanaka lehulehu e like me ke aloha o kekahi i kekahi - ʻo ia ka mea e aloha nui lākou iā ia. ʻO kā lākou mau hala i hoʻopilikia ʻia i hōʻuluʻulu iā lākou a hana i kahi pilina paʻa ʻole, i nakinaki ʻia e kā lākou leʻaleʻa make.

ʻOiai ko lākou mau hoʻāʻo a me nā pilikia (ʻaʻole e hōʻike i ko lākou manawa o ka hale paʻahao), ʻo Mickey (Woody Harrelson) lāua ʻo Mallory (Juliette Lewis) i paʻa i loko o ia mau mea āpau. Ma ke ʻano he kumu hoʻohālikelike o "kou pili pupule i kaʻu pupule", ʻo kēia mau mea he aliʻi holo-a-make paha.

Hounds of Love (2016)

He pilina paʻakikī ko Evelyn a me John. ʻO ia ka “kau mālie” ʻana o ka hōʻuluʻulu manaʻo o Nā Leo Aloha, he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni Australia e ukali ana ma hope o ke kāʻili ʻana o kahi kaikamahine ʻōpio a hoʻomāinoino ʻia ma ka lima o kekahi kāne ʻino.

Hoʻokomo ʻia ʻo John (Stephen Curry) lāua ʻo Evelyn (Emma Booth) i loko o kahi pāʻani ikaika a maikaʻi ʻole o ka hana e holo i nā aʻa o kā lāua pili. Hāʻawi lākou i kahi lili lili a hoʻomaʻamaʻa i ka pulakaumaka e hoʻopaʻa paʻa iā lākou me ka haipule rapt.

Ke aʻo nei mākou ma o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, hoʻoulu ʻia ko lākou kuko e ka hana hoʻomāinoino pinepine ʻia a me ka pepehi kanaka ʻana o nā kaikamahine ʻōpio. Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole lākou i hoʻāʻo i ka ʻōlelo aʻo a nā kāne?

Nānā (2012)

Nānā Nānā He mea leʻaleʻa liʻiliʻi ia o kahi comedy pouli e hōʻike ana i ka wikiwiki a me ka maʻalahi o ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi kuko hou i ke ola. Pēlā nō ia - no Chris a me Tina - he pepehi kanaka kā lāua makemake hou.

Hele ka poʻe aloha i nā hiʻona a me nā hiwahiwa o ʻEnelani i loko o kahi huakaʻi kaʻa, e hālāwai ana me kekahi poʻe malihini kolohe a hoʻokalakupua hoʻi ma ke ala. ʻO Chris (Steve Oram, He Mele ʻEleʻele) lāua ʻo Tina (Alice Lowe, Kāohi) ke ola nei i ko lākou ola maikaʻi loa, ke hoʻolei aku i nā mea nāna lākou e hoʻonāukiuki iā lākou ma kā lākou huakaʻi mākaʻikaʻi.

Inā ua huhū ʻoe i nā hana a kahi malihini, ʻoluʻolu loa kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. He kūlike ʻole ʻo Chris lāua ʻo Tina ma muli o ko lāua ʻike i ke ʻano o ke ʻano hiki ʻole ke kala ʻia - a pehea e koho ai e hana pū me ia.

ʻOlohelo (2009)

Nā Mea Aloha Loaʻa paha i kekahi o nā mea weliweli hou aku ... nā kāne kuʻuna ʻole, akā nui ke aloha ma waena o ka mea nāna ʻo "Princess" a me kāna Pāpā aloha.

Māhele o ka mea e hana ai Nā Mea Aloha ʻo kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a pīhoihoi hoʻi ka pilina pilina ma waena o nā mea ʻelua. E hana ʻo Pāpā (John Brumpton) i kekahi mea no kāna kaikamahine liʻiliʻi, a ʻoluʻolu loa ʻo Lola (Robin McLeavy) e kiʻi i ka nānā. Ke kulu nei kā lākou mau hiʻohiʻona me kahi loa hoʻoluhi hōʻoluʻolu ʻole.

He makemake nui ko Lola e aloha ʻia, a hānai kona makuakāne i kēia makemake ma ke kūlou ʻana iā ia i kēlā me kēia makemake. Me he mea lā e ʻohiʻohi ana ʻo ia i kahi mea pāʻani hou (a, ʻo ia hoʻi, ʻo ia), ʻike ʻo Pāpā i nā mea pāʻani hou loa ma ka papa inoa a Lola a huki iā ia i ka home e ʻae i kāna mau makemake nui loa.

ʻO ka peek liʻiliʻi a mākou i loko o ko lākou ola home e noʻonoʻo nei i ka mea i hele mua. ʻO kāna huakaʻi lili a kolohe paha ia, a i ʻole kona ʻike piha i ka pehea e kāʻili ai a hoʻomāinoino ai? Ma kēlā a me kēia ala, he pālua hana lāua.

 

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