Ma hope o kahi lā lōʻihi ma ke keʻena, i kekahi manawa makemake ʻoe e hoʻi i ka home, e ʻōwili ma luna o ka moe me kahi mea āu e hoʻowahāwahā ʻole ai, a nānā i ka make ʻana o ka poʻe. Heʻuʻuku ia, hoʻokipa ia, a ʻaʻohe mea pili iki. ʻO ka hope ʻO ka mea āu e makemake ai e hana ana ke hoʻolilo nei i ka manawa kiʻi ʻoniʻoni nui e uē ana kekahi i kekahi e pili ana i ke ʻano o kēlā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. E ʻae ʻoe iaʻu i kou noʻonoʻo ʻana iā ʻoe, a hōʻike i kēia manawa, me ke ʻano kikoʻī ʻole, kaʻu Kiʻi Kiʻi Kiʻi Kiʻi Loa 10 (Hoʻohenehene) No ka Lā Lā Pono Pono.

1. Mokuʻāina Red (2011)

E like me ka nui o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma kēia papa inoa, ʻo 'Red State' kahi hui maikaʻi o ka ʻakaʻaka a me ka weliweli e hōʻoia ʻole ʻaʻole e hele kekahi i ka waimaka, akā hāʻawi pū kekahi i ka manawa kūpono no nā ʻūlū palekana. Eia kekahi, ʻo ka hoʻomana haipule ʻole o ke anaina (wehe wale ʻia ma Westboro Baptist Church) makemake ka mea nānā e ʻōlohelohe i waho. He mea iki.

2. Kāhea (1996)

Heaha 'A'ole keia kekahi? ʻO ia ka mea kahiko loa ma ka papa inoa, akā kū wau ma kēia koho. ʻO ka nostalgia o nā '90s, ʻelua mau kāne kāne pepehi kanaka maikaʻi ʻole, kahi plethora o nā laina i hiki ke helu ʻia ("Makemake ʻoe i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli?"), A me kahi alakaʻi wahine ikaika loa. Bonus: inā kū kēia kahi, aia ʻekolu mau ʻāpana hou aʻe no ka ʻike ʻana ma hope.

3. ʻO ka Cabin i ka lāʻau (2012)

ʻIke loa, nui nā gore i kēia. Aia kekahi mau moʻo ʻē aʻe ma mua o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli ʻē aʻe aʻu i ʻike ai, kahi wili maoli i kahi moʻolelo kahiko, a hāʻawi kēia huna i ka ʻike i loko o ka psyche o kāu lā: inā ʻaʻole lākou e ʻakaʻaka me ka leo nui ma ka liʻiliʻi hoʻokahi, ʻo ʻoe paha he psychopath ma kou mau lima.

4. Grace (2009)

ʻO kēia kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni aʻu i hoʻopili ai i kahi ʻano komedic ʻole. ʻO ke kumu he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kēia lā maikaʻi kēia? Hōʻoiaʻiʻo ʻole wau i ka hele wāwae ʻana o kekahi.

5. Trick r mālama (2007)

Hana nā storylines he nui i kahi anthology wikiwiki a hoʻoliʻiliʻi loa. ʻAʻohe mea e kali a puni, ʻoiai, e like me ka make ʻana o ka mea mua ma mua me ka wikiwiki. ʻAno like kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni me ka 'Schoolhouse Rock' o Halloween; e nānā ʻoe, ʻakaʻaka ʻoe, a aʻo ʻoe e hāʻawi iā Halloween i ka hōʻino i kūpono iā ia.

6. ʻO Insidious (2010)

ʻOiai holoi nui ʻia nā kala o kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a me nā aniani ʻokoʻa o nā hina, ʻoluʻolu wau i ka hoʻonohonoho pono ʻana i ka cinematography i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo "nani." ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu inā ʻo nā ʻānela, nā kukui, a ʻo $ 17 paha i lilo ma kahi likiki, akā maʻalahi wale kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni nani. A inā ʻaʻole ia ʻo kāu mea, e hoʻomaha pono i ka hōʻā ʻana o ka violin violin i ka manawa liʻiliʻi e lawe i kou hanu ma kahi liʻiliʻi, inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e pī i kou pālule. A he aha ke ala maikaʻi e hoʻopaʻa ai, ma mua o ka hoʻohaunaele ʻana iā ʻoukou iho i nā leo nui?

7. Pili Me Kaʻu Manu (2012)

'Makemake ʻoe'e mālama i kāu heihei lāʻau ikiʻai, a hāʻawi iā ia iho i kekahi kamaʻilio kūlohelohe ma hope. ʻLelo aku nei au ʻaʻole ʻoe e lawe i ka pāʻani a hiki i kēia, akā inā aia ka hoʻokahe koko liʻiliʻi ʻana, pono ʻoe i leʻaleʻa.

8. Kaukaʻi iaʻu i Kehena (2009)

Kēia kekahi mea he crapshoot no ka lā lā. ʻOiai he moʻolelo maikaʻi loa kāna e hōʻole ai, ka nui o nā kiʻi hoʻowahāwahā ʻia, a kahi hiʻohiʻona me ke kao he gula paʻa wale nō ... aia kekahi mea me ka pōpoki. Inā hiki i nā poʻe āpau ke nānā aku iā ia, maikaʻi! Inā ʻole, hiki i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ke lilo i downer nui loa a me kahi miss holoʻokoʻa. E noʻonoʻo pono iā ʻoe iho i aʻoaʻo.

9. Piranha 3D (2010)

Hiki paha iaʻu ke hoʻokalakiko i kēia, ʻoiai wau e noʻonoʻo nei i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni aloha nui loa o nā manawa āpau ma hope o ke aloha ʻana i kahi hōʻike keaka. ʻOiai me ka pili ʻole o ka moʻolelo o hope, he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni lā kēia. ʻO ka nānā wale ʻana iā ia, ʻoiai ma 2D, kahi ʻike. Nā tona o nā keu me ka ikehu kiʻekiʻe a piha loa i ke koko a me nā ʻōpū. Hoʻohui, hiki iā ʻoe ke nānā i kēlā mau kino o ke koleke ma mua o ka hoʻomaka ʻana, maopopo iā ʻoe, ke kaʻawale nei.

10. Zombieland (2009)

ʻAe, aia ʻehiku haneli trillion mau ʻoniʻoni zombie ʻokoʻa i hiki iaʻu ke koho no kēia papa inoa. Ua koho wau iā 'Zombieland' no ka mea a) Bill Murray a me b) hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻomaha iki ma ka inu ʻana i kēlā me kēia manawa ke lohe ʻoe i ka huaʻōlelo “lula.” ʻAukā wale, mai hana pēlā. Make ʻoe.

A hoʻopuni kēlā i nā kōkua āpau aʻu e mālama ai e hāʻawi i kou ola aloha. E hele i kahi leʻaleʻa, woo koko.