I koʻu wā ʻōpio, ua manaʻo wau ʻo ka hana ʻoi loa loa ma ka honua nei e hana i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. ʻAe. ʻO Cowgirl, firewoman, a me astronaut-ninja-Princess i ʻae ʻia i ka makemake e kau pū i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i mea e pūʻiwa ai nā mea nānā i ka pīhoihoi a pīhoihoi a hakakā me kekahi i ka make e kiʻi ana i ka laina e ʻike i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni aʻu i koho ai i ka pono. leo mele no (ʻae, ua manaʻo wau e pili iaʻu kēlā hoʻoholo. ʻOi aku ka hauʻoli o ke ola ma mua o kaʻu aʻo ʻana e pili ana i nā kuleana kope a me nā shit) a hoʻoponopono ʻia i ka maikaʻi loa. Ua haʻalele wau i kēlā moeʻuhane i koʻu haʻalele ʻana i ke kula nui (ka manawa ʻelua), ʻaʻole na kahi CC ma Michigan i hāʻawi i kēlā mau papa, akā i kēia mau lā ke noʻonoʻo nei wau e hoʻi paha wau no ke kolu o ka pana, no ka mea ʻo nā mea hoʻoponopono i kēia mau lā wale nō. mai mahalo i ke kuleana o lākou.

Ehia mau manawa, e nā hoa pā weliweli? Ehia mau manawa ka omo ʻana o kahi trailer iā ʻoe, i loaʻa wale iā ʻoe i $ 18 no kahi likiki e hoʻopau wale ai ʻoe i ka puʻu i ka malihini i ka huhū ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. PUHI? Ma luna o kuʻu poʻo e hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo i kahi ala uila gazillion i pololei. Up. Wahaheʻe. Hoʻomaopopo ʻoe i ka DECEPTION ʻo ia ke trailer no Paranormal Haʻawina 3? Nui nā hiʻohiʻona i ʻaʻole i loko o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ?! Ua huhū loa wau! ʻO ke trailer… ʻaʻole i ka hilinaʻi maikaʻi – a ʻo wau…

Whew. Hanu hohonu. Ua hoʻi wau. E hoʻomaopopo wale ʻoe i koʻu hoihoi no kēlā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma muli o kahi trailer trailer i wahaheʻe iaʻu.

Akā ʻaʻole ia ka manawa mua, ʻeā? A ʻaʻole ia ka hope loa. I koʻu manaʻo haʻahaʻa, eia ka a kakaikahi o nā mea kauō i hana maikaʻi i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. A ʻaʻole i ka "hana wale ʻana i kaʻu hana", akā i ke ʻano "irresponsible i ka poʻe hoʻolohe".

Kukulu na Hale Okatoba

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ʻIno maoli wau e pili ana i kēia, no ka mea ʻo kekahi o nā leka mua Ua hana wau i kēia pūnaewele e pili ana i nā hale ʻOkakopa Kūkulu. Ua hauʻoli loa wau! E like me ke keiki i loko o ka hale kūʻai candy, a i ʻole, ʻo wau ma Halloween. Nā ʻūlū, nā hale ʻuhane, ke kīʻaha kālā o nā kiʻi i loaʻa… kaniʻuhū. Maikaʻi paha. Akā, ʻoiai ʻoe e ʻike paha ʻaʻole paha, ʻaʻole ia. ʻO ia kekahi o nā mea maikaʻi ʻole aʻu i hana ai iaʻu iho. Mai kahi haʻahaʻa e hoʻohiki a hiki i ka piko ʻaʻole i hiki mai, ʻaʻole hiki i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ke hoʻopaʻa i kaʻu nānā, a ʻaʻole wau i ʻike i hiki i kekahi ke nānā i kēia hoʻomaka e hoʻopau me ka ʻole o hoʻokahi nap i ka hapalua.

ʻO ka Babadook

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Inā ʻoluʻolu paha ʻoe i ka huahana hope loa a ʻaʻole paha, paʻakikī e hoʻopaʻapaʻa he mile mile ka mua o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. ʻO ka Babadook ka mea makaʻu loa i ka wā he leo gravelly ia i ka pouli, a ʻoi aku ka hoʻomanawanui ʻana i ka piko o ke kīwī ke wili ʻia i mau ʻāpana a ʻaʻole i lilo ʻia i hopena nui. A ke hilinaʻi nei i kahi e hāʻule ai me nā hopena hope loa, hiki i kekahi ke hoʻopaʻapaʻa ua huki ʻia ka makaʻu i waho o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i nā minuke he XNUMX i hala.

Yesja

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Uh. A hiki i ka overselling ia ... Iesu. Ua hauʻoli loa wau no kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, mahalo i ka trailer. A laila ua noʻonoʻo wau, “ʻAʻole, Michele. ʻO PG-13 ia. Mai hoʻoluhi. ” A laila ua nānā hou wau i ka trailer. A laila ua hoʻoholo wau he snob kiʻiʻoniʻoni wau. A laila nānā wau iā ia. A laila ua eo wau i kēlā mau minuke 89 o koʻu ola mau loa. MAU MAU LOA. ʻO ke trailer ke nānā aku iā Ouija ke ʻano weliweli, wikiwiki, a ʻo ka mea nui loa, hoihoi. Ma kahi o 0% o kēlā mau mea. ʻO ia ke ʻano o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni aʻu e hoʻohana ai e hoʻolauna i kahi tween skittish i ka weliweli, e like me ka momona ma mua o ka ice cream vanilla brand. ʻAʻole Vanilla yogurt paʻahau. ʻAʻole nō ka pae o ka weliweli a me ka huhū i hōʻike ʻia e ka trailer.

Hana Paranormal 3

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ʻO ka ʻoi paha o nā ʻoi loa, e like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai. ʻIke wau ʻaʻole wau hoʻokahi wale nō wai mimi–Ua lawe nā mea ninaninau i ka pāpili kaiaulu i ka nui e hōʻike i ko lākou huhū (ʻo ia hoʻi ʻaʻohe mea hou no nā mea pā weliweli, akā ʻo kēia ma ka liʻiliʻi he hoʻopiʻi semi-kūpono). ʻO ka hapa nui loa o kēia trailer ʻaʻole i loko o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. ʻO ia, e oʻu mau hoaaloha, he bullshit. He hoʻāʻo kēia e hana hoʻopūʻiwa i kahi mea hoʻopunipuni maoli ʻole e hoʻoweliweli ai, a me ke keaka, e hoʻoweliweli i nā mea nānā aku. Hāʻawi ke trailer i ka laina kiko waena holoʻokoʻa i kahi ala i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hana ma mua o ka hoʻolaha ʻana wale nō, “ʻEā, ke puka nei ke kolu o ka mahele o ke kaʻina. E hele mai e ʻike inā ʻoe i loko o kēlā ʻano mea ”me ka hāʻawi ʻole ʻana i kekahi mau hiʻohiʻona nui, a me nā hiʻohiʻona liʻiliʻi loa kekahi.

Akā… holo anei? ʻO ka hana ʻana i nā hiʻohiʻona kikoʻī no nā mea kaʻa ke kumu o ka makaʻu ʻole ʻana o ka lele, ʻaʻohe manawa e hāʻawi koke ʻia ai nā wili hūnā (ʻike mākou āpau i kahi nerd weliweli hiki ʻole ke hoʻoweliweli. kali e hōʻino i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hou a e hoʻopaʻa pono i kēlā me kēia kino o kahi trailer ʻekolu mau minuke e kiʻi wale i ka wāwae i ka hopena), akā e hoʻowalewale i ka mea nānā i ka uku maoli ʻana e ʻike i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni me ka manaʻo kūpono o ka moʻolelo nui. I ke kumumanaʻo, pono e holo. Ma kahi o ka nānā ʻana, ua hoʻoholo wau he mea maʻalahi paha ia ʻaʻole makemake wau i nā mea ʻoniʻoni i kahi mamao loa mai ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni wale no ka mea ʻaʻole pēlā wau e maʻa ai i ka hana ʻia ʻana. He hiki nō paha i kekahi poʻe pā ʻē aʻe i makemake iā ia.

ʻO ka mea ʻāpiki, like nō me ka hiki i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hoʻopunipuni ke huhū wale nei a me ka hoʻohoka ʻana paha i nā mea pā. Ma ka makahiki 2015 – kaʻana like nā poʻe āpau i ka shit ma ka pāpili kaiaulu, nā kaʻa ʻoniʻoni no nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hiki ke ʻike ʻia ma YouTube a tweet ʻia a i ʻole Facebook ʻia a i ʻole ʻo Google Plus mea a kekahi e hoʻohana ʻole ai a mahele mau miliona mau manawa; pau ka hoʻolaha ʻana no ka mea, nā keʻena hoʻokele. No ke aha e hoʻoluhi ai i ka hana ʻana i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hou loa no ka pono o ke kūʻai aku ʻana ke ʻike ʻia he mea liʻiliʻi loa ia?

Hele pū ia i nā ʻaoʻao ʻelua. Hoʻoponopono ʻia kekahi mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e ʻike ʻia emi rad ma mua o lākou. hananaʻalihi moana ua nānā hou e like me ka haʻi hou ʻana o ka sci-fi flick 2001: kahi Space Odyssey ma mua o ka kinipōpō o ka weliweli (ʻike ʻoe i ka hana a nā luina i kēlā kiʻi i loaʻa hou? ʻO ʻoe?). ʻO ka papa i ka lāʻau he hae, na nā puke kiʻi kiʻi kiʻi ʻole i hōʻike iki i ka puʻu mahu o Joss Whedon weliweli i hāʻawi ʻia mai iā mākou. ʻO ia kekahi, me he mea kuleana ʻole ia.

No laila, no ka mea ʻike wau ke make wale nei ʻoe e haʻi iaʻu i koʻu hewa, ke kono aku nei au iā ʻoe e kani i nā manaʻo. He aha nā trailer āu i loaʻa ai me ka pipi? A i ʻole makemake ʻoe i ka wā e haʻalele pono ai nā mea kaʻahele / e hoʻohui i nā kiko kiki a i ʻole nā ​​hiʻohiʻona? Ma hea a pehea wau e make ai no ka mea ʻaʻole wau ʻike i kekahi mea e pili ana i ka weliweli? E hoʻolohe iaʻu, a shit, malia paha e pau pū kā mākou kākau ʻana i kahi pou.