ʻAneʻane aneʻi, e nā kāne !!!! Ma mua o ʻelua mau pule i koe ma mua o ka hoʻihoʻi mai o kā mākou punahele punahele, mads a me nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. I kekahi mau lā, MST3K ke kali nei no kona manawa i kali ai.

ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā ʻoe i koʻu hauʻoli. ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo i ka manawa i aloha mua ai wau me ka hōʻike akā hāʻule wau ua hana a paʻakikī. Maopopo iaʻu ʻo Team Joel kekahi poʻe a ʻo Team Mike kekahi, akā ʻaʻole au i mālama nui. Aloha wau iā lāua ʻelua a me ka kemika ma waena o lāua a me Gypsy, Cambot, Tom Servo a me Croooooooooow (ʻae e mele ʻoe i kēlā mea i kou poʻo ... e ʻae) he mea kupaianaha loa ia.

Ua hōʻuluʻulu au i kaʻu hui ragtag ponoʻī mai ka hui iHorror e koho i ka pono e ʻike i nā ʻāpana ma mua o nā kau mua. No laila e paʻa i kou kapa, e hoʻomākaukau i kāu ʻōlelo snarky, a hoʻokuʻu i ka helu.

6,5,4,3,2,1… a me ka hola hōʻike.

Nā weliweli o ka moku ʻo Spider Hōʻoia 10, Episode 11

ʻO kahi hui o nā mea hula Go-Go a me ko lākou luna (i kekahi manawa) e ola i kahi mokulele i hāʻule mai New York a Singapore, a holoi i uka ma kahi mokupuni e noho ʻia e kahi punawelewele mutated ... Ma ke ʻano maʻamau he kanaka Joel wau i ka wā e hiki mai ana. i MST3K, akā aia wale kekahi mea e pili ana i ka Horrors o Spider Island aʻu e aloha wale ai; ʻo ia ke ʻano o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni maʻamau (go-go dancers i hoʻouka ʻia e kahi punawelewele / kāne / holoholona ma waena o nā pāʻina a me ka ʻauʻau ʻōlohelohe) i hiki i nā makahiki 1960 ke hana. ʻO Mike, Tom Servo, a me Crow i kahi ʻano maikaʻi a puni, akā me nā mea ʻoi loa MST3K nā ʻāpana, ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo o ka kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ke hoʻokipa ʻē aʻe nei (me ka dubbing weliweli o ka Kelemania kumu) a hāʻawi i kahi kaulike maikaʻi loa i nā keiki kāne e riffing (a i ʻole e hoʻomanaʻo wale nei iā mākou i kēlā me kēia manawa ke nānā nei mākou. Nā weliweli o ka moku ʻo Spider… Kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni nona ke poʻo inoa ... ma kahi o 30% pololei: aia lākou ma kahi mokupuni).

-Shaun Cordingley

Ka Mohai Hope Loa Hōʻoia 9, Episode 10

ʻO ka epic, haʻahaʻa-budget, ka huakaʻi o Kanada i ke ola holoʻokoʻa. Hāpai ia i ka nerd ʻōpio ʻo Troy McGreggor ʻoiai ʻo ia e hoʻāʻo e hāhai i ka wāwae o ka makua kāne archeologist i make. Ke ʻike nei ʻo ia iā ia iho i ka holo mai kahi alakaʻi hoʻomana leo leo hoʻomākeʻaka i kapa ʻia ʻo Satoris, a me kāna pūʻali koa o ka pale-maka e ʻaahu ana i nā mea hao hao e paʻa ana i nā kaulahao, ua hui pū ʻo ia me nā koa nui o Kanada: ZAP ROWSDOWER. ʻO kahi pia e lūlū ʻia ana, a me ka loner mulletted paha i loaʻa ka lima i ka make ʻana o ko Troy makuakāne. Pono lākou e ʻike i ka lāhui Ziox kahiko a lawe mai i ka maluhia i Alberta! Pākuʻi ʻia nā mea nui i nā alualu kaʻa kaʻa haʻahaʻa, nā poʻe hoʻomana Kanada, a me nā riff hysterical ma ka inu ʻana o Zap. Me ka laina make ʻole hoʻi "Ke haʻohaʻo nei wau inā he pia ma ka lā?" A e hōʻike ana iā Pipper, ka mea nui dangnabbed, rootin-tootin, Yosemite Sam, prospector type ever.

-Jacob Davison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYoheSI7Dbc

 

Nā Werewolf Hōʻoia 9, Episode 4

ʻO kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo ia no kahi manawa maikaʻi a hōkū i ka mea liʻiliʻi (ala liʻiliʻi) i ʻike ʻia ʻo Estevez, ʻo Joe Estevez. ʻIke ʻia kahi hui o archeologists i kahi mea wao kolohe maoli ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa i kanu ʻia i ka wao nahele. Me nā poʻe e huli i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, manaʻo ʻoe e ola ana kēia mea akā, ʻaʻole. Ma nā ʻano like ʻole, hāʻule wale ka poʻe i nā iwi a wili ʻia a ʻo Bada Bing Bada Boom… werewolf. He hana hoʻomāinoino ka hana a mediocre ka moʻolelo a aloha wau iā ia. Aia ka liʻiliʻi o ka ʻōlelo i nā maka o nā mea hana keaka ma mua o ke keʻena kali o kahi keʻena ʻoki lula. Aia ke kiko ʻo Snark Patrol me kā lākou ʻōlelo hoʻopuka a hana ia i kahi ʻike leʻaleʻa maikaʻi. ʻAʻole ʻoe e nānā hou i nā ʻōkuhi. Hoʻohui, aia kēlā Estevez. Kūpono kēlā i, ʻeā?

-DD ​​Crowley

 

Ka Pumaman Hōʻoia 9, Episode 3

Manaʻo wau e pili paha wau i kēia mea no hoʻokahi kumu: ʻO wau ʻo John Carpenter's nunui Halloween anu. Pumamana ʻAʻohe MEA like Halloween akā kaʻana like lākou i kahi ʻāpana maʻamau ... Donald Pleasence. ʻ, ʻae. ʻO kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e pili ana i kahi mask Aztec kahiko e hoʻohuli i ka mea i makemake ʻia e loaʻa kona mana i PUMAMAN! “ʻO wai ʻo Pumaman?” noi aku ʻoe. ʻO kahi kāne i ka pālule moe moe a me ka ʻahuʻula e lele ana ʻo KINDA a he mamo ia na kahi Aztec e hele. He kūikawā kēia. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu inā nā hopena, ka hana a i ʻole ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ka Aztec shaman e hoʻāʻo i nā randos e ʻike inā Pumaman lākou ma ka kiola ʻana iā lākou i waho o nā puka aniani. A ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu ka mea i hui pū ai ʻo Pleasence i nā luina o kēia huakaʻi LSD liʻiliʻi, akā hauʻoli wau ua hana ʻo ia. Hoʻohui, aloha au iā ia ke loaʻa i nā lede alakaʻi kahi hihia koʻikoʻi o nā maka pupule.

-DD ​​Crowley

Mea Hoʻolālā Hōʻoia 10, Episode 1

Auwe, auwe. ʻO Joe Estevez hou kēia. Ua "hōkū" ʻo ia i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ("He hōkū maoli paha kekahi mea ʻo Joe Estevez?") Ma ke ʻano he Soultaker e mālama ana i ka lawe ʻana i nā ʻuhane o nā ʻōpio ʻehā i make i kahi ulia kaʻa. ʻO ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ke ʻano o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli a 1990. Kūkākūkā ke kamaʻilio e like me kahi mea i ʻeha ai kou kaikuaʻana 9 makahiki e kākau ai a mele ke mele i ka huaʻōlelo loea. He weliweli ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni akā loaʻa kēia i kekahi o nā ʻōlelo maikaʻi loa aʻu i ʻike ai mai Mike, Tom Servo a me Crow. ʻAʻole au i manaʻo aia kahi ʻāpana o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻaʻole wau e uē me ka ʻakaʻaka. Mea Hoʻolālā alakaʻi i ke kau hope loa o MST3K a hui pū ʻia kahi kipa ʻana mai a Joel i ka SOL kahi hana kūikawā a me ka naʻau liʻiliʻi no nā mea nānā.

-DD ​​Crowley

Mai palena ʻoe iā ʻoe iho i kēia mau mea ʻelima wale nō ma mua o ke kuhina nui. Nui loa nā mea e hele ma luna akā ʻo kekahi mau ʻāpana aloha ʻē aʻe ʻO Pod People, Mitchell, Hale Kūʻai o Merlin o Wonderth Mythical, Eegah a he nui a lehulehu wale. ʻO ka hapa nui o ka neʻe ʻana a me nā lawelawe kahe TV e hāʻawi i kahi inoa palena o ka moʻo a MST3K hoʻi i Netflix ʻApelila 14th no kahi kau hou o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni maikaʻi ʻole, ʻōlelo maikaʻi a me nā mads hou.

ʻOiai ʻoe ma aneʻi, e nānā i ka laina hou o nā māhele o MST3K i hoʻohui ʻo Netflix. A nānā iā Felicia Day a me Patten Oswalt ma ke ʻano he mau mads hou ʻaneʻi!