ʻIke wau aia kekahi huikau maʻamau ma waena o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kiʻi a me nā mockumentaries, ʻo ia nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i hoʻonohonoho ʻia e like me kahi palapala akā ʻaʻole maoli. ʻO nā kiʻi i loaʻa iaʻu ʻO ka Hana Pūnaewele Blair, ʻae ke paʻi kiʻi nei lākou i kahi pepa paʻi kiʻi akā ʻo ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo kā lākou mau kiʻi maka o lākou e ʻā ana i ka ulu lāʻau.

He mea hoʻomākeʻaka Ka hōʻino o ka wahine kilokilo Blair. Ma muli o ka moʻolelo o ka loaʻa ʻana o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a me ka ʻimi ʻana i nā haumāna i nalo a me ka moʻolelo ma hope o ka wahine hoʻokalakupua. E noʻonoʻo i ka hoʻonohonoho ʻana o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻelua a e nānā i ka ʻokoʻa. Hoʻokahi kahi maka, kiʻi ʻole ʻia i nā paʻi kiʻi, neʻe a neʻe ʻole kahi moʻolelo. Noho ka mea ʻē aʻe i nā nīnauele, nā pakalōlō a me nā luna leo.

ʻOiai makemake wau i kiʻi i nā kiʻi i ka hope ʻole, aloha wau i nā mea hoʻoweliweli weliweli. Hoʻohui pū ʻia lākou no ka hapa nui a hiki ke hele aku ma ke ʻano he mea liʻiliʻi hou aʻe.

ʻO ka hapa nui o ka manawa, ʻo nā papa inoa o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kiʻi i loaʻa me nā mockumentaries me ka hoʻokaʻawale ʻole i nā ʻano ʻelua, no laila i kēia lā ke lawe nei wau iā ʻoe i kahi papa inoa liʻiliʻi o nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka maikaʻi a / a creepiest paha aʻu i ʻike ai me ka hoʻopili ʻole ʻana i kā mākou papa inoa kiʻi i loaʻa. .

Ka hōʻino o ka wahine kilokilo Blair (1999)

Ke nānā nei iā ia i kēia manawa, he palapala hoʻopunipuni cheesy akā i kēlā manawa, hele pū me ia me ke ʻano kupaianaha. ua 'ike k ʻO ka Hana Pūnaewele Blair i nā hale kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a aloha koke ʻia me ke ʻano o nā kiʻi i ʻike ʻia. A laila ʻike wau Ka hōʻino o ka wahine kilokilo Blair a ʻoiai me he mea lā ke hoʻāʻo nei ʻoi aku ka paʻakikī, ua ʻeuʻeu wale ia a hoʻopiha ʻia i kekahi mau hakahaka i hana ʻia e ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Hiki iā ʻoe ke nānā i nā mea āpau ma Youtube. Ua kapa ʻia kekahi mea hoʻomākeʻaka ʻē aʻe Ke aka o ka wahine kilokilo Blair i hana e wehewehe i ka pepehi kanaka o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻelua, akā makemake mākou e hoʻohālike i kēlā Buke Kahauna ʻaʻole hiki. Inā ʻoe e aloha ʻO ka Hana Pūnaewele Blair, e nānā i ke kumumanaʻo e MatPat ʻo wai ka mea pepehi maoli maanei.

Lake Mungo (2008)

Ua ʻike au i kēia mea hoʻomākeʻaka Ausetalia i ka wā aʻu e maʻi ana i ka home mai kahi hana i hoʻokahi lā a huli iā FearNet (RIP FearNet, haʻo wau iā ʻoe). He ʻaoʻao hapa ia ma loko akā he omo wau no nā pepa pepa no laila ua hoʻomau wau e nānā. Ke make ʻo Alice Palmer i ka wā e ʻauʻau ana, hoʻolimalima kona ʻohana i kahi psychic e ʻike i ka mea i hana ʻia. ʻOiai nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni paʻi, kahi mea haʻihaʻi i ka ʻohana e alakaʻi iā lākou i ko Alice ola pilikino. Ua lohi akā hoihoi a pīhoihoi loa.

Ke ʻeli nei i ka momona (2014)

Aloha au i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo Adam Green! ʻO kēlā me kēia (koe wale nō paʻahau, ua makaʻu loa ʻo SOB iaʻu ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke nānā hou iā ia) a me kāna sitcom. No laila i koʻu lohe ʻana e hana ana ʻo ia i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni pepa, ua pīhoihoi wau. Inā he mea e like me ka Holliston Hobgoblin, maikaʻi ia (LOL). ʻAʻole ia e pili wale me nā moʻo nui e noho ana ma lalo o ka honua akā ua hōkū ʻia ʻo Ray Wise a aloha wau i nā mea āpau o ia. He kiʻi ʻoniʻoni nui loa kēia. Ua hauʻoli wau i ka hoʻomākeʻaka wry a me ka hopena nui loa a lana koʻu manaʻo ʻo Adam Green meanders e lilo i mau mea hoʻohenehene i kekahi lā.

ʻO ka huna huna a M. Night Shyamalan (2004)

Ua ʻōlelo wau naʻu kēia Papa inoa Shyamalan i ka hala. He papahana hoʻolaha kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i hana ʻia ma circa Ka Village. Ua manaʻo ʻia e pena i ka Hōʻailona alakaʻi ma ke ʻano he kanaka pohihihi me nā pili kūpono i ka paranormal. Ua pāʻani pū ʻo Shyamalan e ka "huhū" me ka luna hoʻokele no ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Me ka nānā ʻole i ke kumu ma hope o ka papahana, ua aloha au i kēia mea hoʻomākeʻaka. ʻO ke ala a lākou i hana ai he mea weliweli a aneane hiki ke hilinaʻi ʻia. Ua hana ʻia me ke akamai ʻole me ka lilo ʻole ma luna o ke poʻo a he kīloi maikaʻi i nā mea moemoeā me nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.

Ke ʻano hā (2009)

ʻAʻole hana kēia i ka papa inoa no nā kumu ʻelua. No hoʻokahi, ʻoi aku ka nui o ke kaila a me ka liʻiliʻi o ka gritty. I loko o kāna mau iwi barest, he mea hoʻomākeʻaka ia, akā ʻoi aku kona ʻano me ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni sci-fi. ʻO ka lua, inaina wau i ka hana ʻana. Ua ilihune nā "hana hou ʻana" a uhi ʻia e ka "kiʻi maoli."

ʻO ka "kiʻi maoli" ke kumu o kēia hana i ka papa inoa. He omo wau no nā mea malihini a ʻo wau mau nō. ʻO wau, ʻo nā kiʻi maoli i kāna kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻoi loa ka pīhoihoi. ʻOiai he bogus nā kiʻi maoli, manaʻo maoli ia. E lawe hauʻoli wau i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni he 15 mau minuke o ka ʻāpana ʻia ʻana o nā “kiʻi maoli” ma luna o 90 mau minuke mishmash o nā mea i loaʻa iā mākou i kēlā me kēia lā, akā iaʻu pono ia i ka manawa no nā mea “maoli” wale nō.

Ke hana mākou ma nā malu (2014)

ʻAneʻane wau poina i kēia mea a huhū iaʻu iho no ia. Ma ke ʻano he lele nui o nā Conchords fan, ua hauʻoli loa kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni iaʻu. Hahai kekahi luina kiʻi ʻehā i ʻehā mau vampira e hōʻike i ke ʻano o ke ola o kēlā me kēia lā no lākou. He maʻalahi ka premise a ʻoluʻolu loa nā ʻano. Hilahila a makaʻu ʻole hoʻi, ka mea e manaʻo nei he maikaʻi akā ʻaʻole, ʻo ia ka mea e hulahula erotic a laila aia ʻo Petyr.

ʻOiai nā werewolves he aloha. "He werewolves mākou, ʻaʻole nāwewe!" ʻAʻole kēia kahi hiki iā ʻoe ke kau hou akā he ʻano rewatch hou kekahi.

Inā ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke kiʻi i nā kiʻi a i ʻole nā ​​mockumentaries, e nānā i kekahi o kā mākou ʻē aʻe kahua. He aha kāu mea hoʻomākeʻaka punahele a i kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kiʻi ʻia? E haʻi iā mākou i nā manaʻo.