ka Ke po'okiʻi laina o kēia ʻatikala mai Pōʻalima ka 13th Mahele 3 he hoʻopunipuni maoli nō. Akā i nā makahiki 80 mua… ʻae, ʻike ʻole ʻia. ʻO ka ʻōlelo ʻia aia i loko 3D a ʻo ka poʻe a pau e ʻaʻahu ana i kēlā mau aniani ʻoluʻolu ʻole e uē (a laila ʻakaʻaka) e nānā ana i kēlā kiʻi i loko o ka hale keaka. Ua nani loa.

E like me ka hoʻololi ʻana o nā manawa, pēlā nō nā ala e hana ai nā mea hana kiʻiʻoniʻoni i nā hopena kūikawā. No ka mea e pili ana nā hiʻohiʻona o ka papa inoa ma lalo nei i ke poʻo, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokomo i ka mea keaka i ka pōʻino e kiʻi wale i ka pana. ʻO ia hoʻi, pono nā mea ʻenekinia hopena e hana i kahi mea e huki ai i ka gag.

MAKAHI MAKAHIKI:

ʻO kahi hopena 2

ʻO ke kaʻa ʻana ma hope o nā kaʻa kālai lāʻau i lilo i mea hoʻomaka koke ma hope o ka hoʻokuʻu ʻia ʻana o ʻO kahi hopena 2. ʻO ka premonition puʻupuʻu alanui nui kekahi o nā mea poina ʻole i ka franchise.

ʻAʻole hiki i ka luna ʻilihune ʻo Thomas Burke ke pale aku i kahi lāʻau i hoʻoheheʻe ʻia i kona hāʻule ʻana i ka pale makani ʻaoʻao o ka mea hoʻokele a ma kona poʻo.

Pōʻalima ka 13th Mahele 3

ʻOiai he haʻahaʻa ke ʻano o ka gimmick (e like me ka mea i ʻōlelo ʻia ma luna), ua nui nā hana i hele i loko o nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni 3D mai nā makahiki 80. Ua loaʻa i nā mea hana kiʻiʻoniʻoni no ka hana ʻana i nā ala e hana ai inā ʻo ia ka hoʻopau ʻana i ka hopena ma muli o ka uwea lawaiʻa i ʻike ʻia a i ʻole nā ​​​​mea hana ʻike ʻia.

E ʻike kākou, ʻaʻole maʻalahi ka ʻenehana. Akā naʻe, ʻaʻole ia i hoʻōki iā mākou mai ka uku ʻana i ke kālā no ka ʻike ʻana, a i ko mākou aʻo ʻana i kēlā Poalima ka la 13 III e hoʻohana ana i kēia contrivance, ua hilinaʻi mākou i ka hype.

Aia kekahi mau manawa nui i loko o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni, ʻo ia hoʻi kahi i hōʻeha ai ʻo Rick i kona iwi poʻo e Jason. Ua ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka nānā ʻana i kēia manawa ma mua o ka wā, akā ʻo ia kekahi o nā mea koʻikoʻi o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni.

Nā mīkini paʻi (1981)

E kamaʻilio e pili ana i ke kīwī kiʻiʻoniʻoni, ʻo ia paha ka mea poina loa o nā ʻeha poʻo kiʻi weliweli. I ka manawa Nānā ua hoʻokuʻu ʻia i ka makahiki 1981 ʻo ia ka uhi o Fangoria puke i hao wale Hōʻike kēia hopena i nā mea a pau.

ʻO ka pilikia, ʻoiai ua hūnā ʻia ma ka ʻāpana 18 a ʻoi aʻe o nā hale kūʻai puke, hāʻawi i ka Cronenberg maʻamau e pau ana me ke kiʻi o kahi ʻōpū poʻo ʻole e hoʻopuka ana i ka uahi a me ka viscera.

ʻO ia kiʻi wale nō i hoihoi ka lehulehu i kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni a ʻaʻole lākou i hoka i ka wā i ʻike hope ai lākou i ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni a me kēia hiʻohiʻona kaulana.

ʻO Planet Terror (2007)

ʻO kēia ʻano hoʻoweliweli lele mai kahi ʻole mai, a he mea ʻano noʻonoʻo no ka mea ʻoluʻolu loa ke ʻano.

ʻO Robert Rodriguez's Mea hoʻoweliweli honua Loaʻa iā ia kekahi mau hopena kūikawā maikaʻi loa, akā no ka mea he mea hoʻohanohano ia i nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni schlocky grindhouse o nā makahiki 70 ʻaʻole maopopo ka mea nānā inā makemake ka luna i kekahi o lākou e like me ka manaʻo haʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa o ia manawa.

Ua hoʻoulu hou ʻia kēlā hopohopo e ka mea i manaʻo ʻole ʻia a ʻoia iʻo make o Abby (Naveen Andrews) ma ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni.

Hoʻoilina (2018)

ʻO ka hana nui a Ari Aster e pili ana i ka ʻeha poʻo. No laila, ʻaʻole e hoʻokomo ʻia ka mea kikowaena, a me ka hoʻololi hoʻomanaʻo poina ʻole, ʻo ia ʻo Charlie i ʻoki ʻia e ka pou kelepona.

ʻAʻole i manaʻo ʻia a pōʻino ka mea i hiki ke kamaʻilio e pili ana ma hope o kona hoʻokuʻu ʻana. I mea e pale aku ai i ka poʻe hao wale, ke kūkākūkā ka poʻe i ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni, e kapa lākou iā ia ʻo "kēlā hiʻohiʻona," a inā ʻike ʻoe, ua ike.

ʻO ka mea (2011)

ʻAʻole loaʻa i kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻilihune ke aloha e pono ai, ʻo ka hapa nui no ka mea ʻaʻole ʻike ka poʻe inā he hana hou ia, he reboot, he requel? Akā ke kū nei ʻo ia ma ke ʻano he komo weliweli i loko The Kiakahi ke Aloha universe me kekahi mau hopena kūikawā maikaʻi, ma ka hana a me ke kikohoʻe.

Inā makemake ʻoe i ka mea mua, hiki iā ʻoe ke mahalo i ka mea a ke alakaʻi ʻo Matthijs van Heijningen Jr. e hoʻāʻo nei e hoʻokō ma aneʻi, ʻo ia ka hoʻāʻo ʻana a hopu i ka manaʻo hopohopo o ka mea kumu akā hāʻawi pū i nā mea pā i ka mea i hele mai ai lākou: ʻo ka gore!

Makamaka Make (1986)

E hāpai i kou lima inā ʻike ʻoe iā Wes Craven. E neʻe ma luna o M3GAN, aia kahi ala pepehi kanaka "robot" ma mua o ke kūkulu ʻia ʻana o kāu mau kaapuni. ʻO Sam kona inoa a ʻoiai ua hānau ʻia ʻo ia he kanaka (ua hoʻāla ʻia ʻo ia ma o ka microchip), ua like kona mau akamai i ka pepehi kanaka a me ka helu R.

Ke hele mai nei i kāna hana ma ke ʻano he slapstick villain ma ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni pirate ʻO nā Goona, Ua hoʻolei ʻia ʻo Anne Ramsey ma ke ʻano he mea ʻino koʻikoʻi i loko Hoa Makemake. He mea hoʻopilikia iki ka ʻike ʻana i kona hiʻohiʻona make ma ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni hope ma hope o kāna hana hoʻomākeʻaka ma mua.

E makaʻala iā PG-13 M3GAN, aia he mana R-rated o oe i ka makahiki 1986.

Huka Huka (2017)

Nui ka weliweli kino i ka i ike ai franchise, paʻakikī ke koho i hoʻokahi wale nō. Ma kahi o ka trauma poʻo kiʻi weliweli, hana kēia i ka papa inoa ma muli o kona ʻokoʻa a me kona hopena.

Loaʻa iā Detective Halloran (Callum Keith Rennie) ka hoʻolālā ʻino mai Logan (Matt Passmore) ma mua o ka wehe ʻana o kona poʻo e nā lasers.