E alo iā ia, aloha mākou āpau me kahi ʻano, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi a i ʻole ka maikaʻi, i hoʻokū nui i ka wahine a pehea e hōʻike ai i nā ʻano. Ma mua o koʻu mau makahiki 16, manaʻo maoli wau ʻaʻole wau i ʻike i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli i pili ʻole i nā umauma ʻōlohelohe obligatory ma mua o ka hoʻonele ʻia ʻana o kahi nani buxom. Hiki iā mākou ke hoʻolōʻihi i ka manawa e kamaʻilio e pili ana i nā mea i loko a me nā puka i waho no ke aha e ʻae ʻia ai a no ke aha ʻaʻole ia i kēia lā a kēia makahiki, akā manaʻo wau e huli wau i nā papa i kēia.

No laila, no kaʻu mau wahine āpau a me koʻu mau hoa kāne male kāne ma waho e aloha i kahi hunk e pau paha i ka uhi ʻia i ke koko ma mua o nā hōʻaiʻē hope loa, ʻo kēia papa inoa o nā kāne weliweli loa nāu!

1. Na Kanaka o ke Koko Maoli

I koʻu lohe mua ʻana e hoʻololi ana ʻo HBO i nā puke ʻo Sookie Stackhouse a Charlaine Harris i loko o kahi kīwī, ua hauʻoli wau a hopohopo iki wau. Ua aloha wau i nā puke, akā he mau manaʻo kikoʻī koʻu i loko o koʻu poʻo e pili ana i ke ʻano o kāna mau moekolohe. Ua huli ʻaʻohe aʻu e hopohopo ai. Makemake wau hiki wau i ka hui kime e ninaninau nei i kēia mau mea hana wela a hoʻolimalima iā lākou i ke kaʻina. ʻO Ryan Kwanten, ʻo Sam Trammell, ʻo Stephen Moyer, ʻo Alexander Skarsgard, a ʻo Joe Manganiello i lawe mai i kahi pīpī pipi koʻikoʻi i ka paku, a inā paha i hele iki kahi mau ʻōlani ma mua o ka pau ʻana (haʻalele lākou i nā puke ma hope o ke kau mua) … Maikaʻi ʻo wai lā ka pō? E hoʻohuli i ka leo i lalo a nānā i kēia mau kāne e ʻalohelohe!

2. Christian Bale i American Psycho

Aia kēia manawa, i ka hoʻomaka o American Psycho, ke hana nei ko Christian Bale ʻano, ʻo Patrick Bateman, i kāna hoʻomaʻamaʻa kakahiaka. Ke moe nei ʻo ia ma kona kua e noho ana a kau i luna a pono wau e ʻoiaʻiʻo, poina loa wau i ka nānā ʻana i ka leo a pēlā ka hōʻike i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni aʻu e nānā ai. I kēlā mau manawa moekolohe, ua piha koʻu ao me abs, biceps, bipi keiki, nā ʻūhā a me kēlā hoki. A ua maikaʻi wau me kēlā. Ma hope aku, ma ke ʻano ʻōlohelohe, kaulahao e alualu ana ʻo Patrick i kekahi o kāna mau mea i hōʻino ʻia ma lalo o ke keʻena, ʻakaʻaka wau a hoʻomaha iā ia no kekahi mau kekona e mahalo i kēlā hoki hoʻokahi wale nō manawa hope.

3. Chad Michael Murray ma He Haunting ma Connecticut 2: Nā ʻuhane o Georgia

ʻOi, he kāne maikaʻi ʻo Chad Michael Murray. ʻAʻole au i ʻike iā ia ma "One Tree Hill", akā ma hope, i Hale o Wax, ua ʻike maoli ʻo ia i kahi ma kaʻu ʻāina o nā kāne uʻi o Hollywood. Eia naʻe, ʻaʻole ia i hoʻohālikelike i ka mea liʻiliʻi i kāna hoʻopiʻi wahine i loko He Haunting ma Connecticut 2. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu inā he mau makahiki hou kāna i oʻo ai a i ʻole ke pāʻani nei ʻo ia i kahi makuakāne nāna i mālama pono i kāna ʻohana, akā ua pākolu kāna wahine i koʻu kuleana i kēia hana. Ua nānā au iā ia i nā manawa he nui e nānā wale iā ia e hou ana i loko o kēlā kapa komo weliweli.

4. ʻO Tyler Hoechlin i ka Wolf Wolf Teen o MTV

menina Wolf? Ma ke ʻano he kīwī? No ke aha mai? ʻAe, ua nīnau wau i ka nīnau. No laila, hele mai ia a hoʻomaka koke kaʻu mau hoaaloha e kamaʻilio e pili ana. I loko o kahi ʻatikala aʻu i paʻi ai ma aneʻi, ua kākau wau e pili ana i ka nani o ka hōʻike no ke kaiāulu LGBTQ me kāna mau kiʻi maikaʻi a me ka leka o ka hoʻopili ʻana. E kamaʻilio ana lākou e pili ana i kēia, ʻoiaʻiʻo, akā ua hoʻomau wau i ka lohe, "A wela loa lākou!" No laila, ma hope o kekahi mau pule ʻelua, noho au i lalo e ʻike i ke ʻano o ka haunaele. Hele ʻo Tyler Hoechlin i waho o kona keʻena me ka lole ʻole a kūʻai ʻia aku au. He kāne wela kēia hoʻokahi a ke nānā ʻo ia i ka maka i kona mau maka ma mua o kona hoʻokuʻu ʻana i ka ʻīlio hae, ʻaʻole ʻo ia wale nō i loko o ka lumi e holo ana ka lāʻau ikiʻai.

5. ʻO Vincent DʻOnofrio i ʻO ka ʻoloka

 

ʻO kekahi o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni nani loa ma ka papa inoa, ʻO ka ʻoloka ua hoʻoneʻe aku i nā mea nānā i ko lākou palena ʻoiai e ʻimi ana ʻo Jennifer Lopez i ka manaʻo o ka mea pepehi kanaka pūkaʻina e ʻike i kahi i mālama ʻia ai kāna mea i hōʻeha ʻia. Ua hoʻomaka ʻo ia e hālāwai me nā ʻano like ʻole o ke kino a me ke ʻano psychic o kona ʻano. ʻOiai ʻo ia ke kanaka maikaʻi ʻole, aia kekahi mea maikaʻi a ʻoluʻolu hoʻi e pili ana iā DʻOnofrio i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Kupanaha kāna pupule ke ʻike aku. ʻO wai ka mea hiki ke hoʻopoina i kahi i kū ai ʻo ia mai ka noho aliʻi a ʻike mākou ua pili ka lole i nā paia i kona kua? He nani ia, pīhoihoi i ka erotic.

6. ʻO nā kāne o Ka berita

ʻO nā Keiki ʻo Ipswich… ʻehā wahine hoʻokalakupua kāne, ʻoi aku ka wela o kēlā me kēia ma mua o ka mea hope loa. ʻAʻole ia he mea hoʻonāukiuki e hoʻokomo iaʻu i loko o ka hale keaka no ka lā wehe o kēia mana kāne o ʻO ka Craft. Ua kokoke wau i ka laina mua. Ua ʻōlelo paha wau aia lākou i ka kime ʻauʻau i ko lākou kula? A ʻo kā lākou ʻaukai ʻauʻau he mea liʻiliʻi loa ... Inā makemake ʻoe i nā mea hoʻokalakupua e haehae ʻia a ma ka ʻaoʻao kāne, e nānā pono i kēia.

7. ʻO Scott Speedman i Underworld

ʻO Michael Corvin i loko o gehena. Ua huki ʻia i loko o kahi kaua i hoʻouka kaua ʻia no nā makahiki he haneli ma waena o nā vampires a me nā lycans, ua nahu mua ʻia ʻo ia e kahi loke a laila loaʻa ka nahu mai ka vampire mai. I ka hopena o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, lilo ʻo ia i ʻelua. Hoʻomaopopo wau i ka nānā ʻana me kahi hoaaloha i kona lilo ʻana i hybrid weliweli, huli iā ia, a ʻōlelo, "ʻAe, ke moe mau nei ʻo ia e like me ke kehena." A ʻo ia nō! Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike, nānā! A inā iā ʻoe, e nānā hou a mahalo like kākou āpau i ka hoʻopiʻi kāne maka o Scott Speedman i kēia kuleana.

8. ʻO Brad Pitt lāua ʻo Tom Cruise i loko Nīnauele me ka Vampire

 

E kamaʻilio ana no nā vampires, ʻo Brad lāua ʻo Tom i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Ua lawa ka ʻōlelo. ʻAʻole wale ka moekolohe, akā ʻo ke kūkaʻi moekolohe a lākou i hōʻike ai ma waena o nā mea ʻelua i hiki ke ʻike maoli ʻia i ka lehulehu.

9. ʻO Jensen Ackles lāua ʻo Jared Padalecki ma ke Kupua

 

Hiki iā ʻoe ke kākau i kahi ʻatikala e pili ana i nā kāne moekolohe i ka weliweli me ka ʻole o nā kaikunāne Winchester? ʻO nā lima i lalo, ʻelua mau kāne keu i ka weliweli no nā makahiki he XNUMX i hala, ʻo Sam lāua ʻo Dean e nānā i ka CW.

Lana koʻu manaʻo ua hauʻoli ʻoe i kēia papa inoa! Aloha au i ka hoʻolālā a he mea nui ka makaʻu, akā i kekahi manawa, maikaʻi e noho i hope a nānā wale i kahi kāne moekolohe ma ka pakuhi. A hiki i ka manawa aʻe, e nā mea heluhelu, e makaʻu loa!