Hele pū nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni manō a me ke kauwela. Ua loaʻa iā mākou kekahi i kēia makahiki. Manō Ouija 2 a The Reef: Hoʻopaʻa ʻia e puka koke mai ana i keia manawa niuhi Pā he mea haohao. Eia nō naʻe, aia kekahi mau mea maoli - e hilinaʻi ana i kāu manaʻo - nā mea pilau i ka wā ma mua. Ma ka liʻiliʻi e like me Letterboxd.

Letterboxd he mea lako hana inā ʻoe e hoʻolālā ana e pale aku i ka wela a noho i loko no kekahi mau mea hoʻohauʻoli predator moana. ʻOiaʻiʻo, aia ka mea hana kiʻekiʻe o ka pahu pahu ā a me ka pana kupanaha hou Kaʻu Pāpaʻu. Akā, pehea e pili ana i ka cinematic flotsam a me ka jetsom, nā mea hoʻohenehene loa i kā lākou mau mea hoʻolaha hoʻolaha i ka manaʻo e hoʻāʻo e kūʻai aku i kēia mau kope Best Value?

Ua lawe mākou i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni manō haʻahaʻa loa ma Letterboxd e hōʻuluʻulu i kēia papa inoa. Mai kēlā papa inoa, ua kānana mākou i nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni manō 10 mai ka helu haʻahaʻa a kiʻekiʻe.

ʻO nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni manō "ʻino" he mea no ka manaʻo

Ua ʻike mākou ʻaʻole ʻo Asylum, kahi hale kiʻi nani nani, ʻaʻole ʻo ia wale nō ka hui makaʻu e lawe i ka mea nui mai kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni manō Nui. ʻAʻole ia he hoʻohewa, he hoʻolauleʻa ia no ka hana kiʻiʻoniʻoni B-grade CGI a me ka hoʻokani ʻōmaʻomaʻo nui. Ua kauoha ʻia nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni 10 ma lalo mai ka maikaʻi loa a i ka maikaʻi. Ua hoʻokomo mākou i nā kaʻa kaʻa inā pono ʻoe e ʻoi aku ka manaʻo e hoʻolilo i kāu papa manawa nānā makamae i ke kauwela i kekahi mau hiʻohiʻona hiʻohiʻona.

10. Manō Jurassic

ʻAʻole wale kēia he pāʻani ma nā huaʻōlelo, he pāʻani pū kekahi ma ke ʻano. E hoʻomākaukau no ka mea e hoʻoweliweli ʻia ka pūʻulu o ka poʻe i hoʻolei ʻia e ka manō i ka nui o ka 747. ʻAʻole like me ka mokulele jumbo, ʻaʻole paʻa kēia i ka pae ʻana.

I ka wā i hoʻokuʻu ʻole ai kahi hui ʻaila i kahi manō prehistoric mai kona hale paʻahao hau, ua hoʻopiʻi ka Jurassic killer i kahi hui o nā ʻaihue kiʻi a me kahi hui o nā haumāna kula ʻōpio maikaʻi ma kahi ʻāpana ʻāina haʻalele. Ua koi ʻia nā hui kūʻē ʻelua e hana i ka mea hiki iā lākou ke ola a lilo i meaʻai na ka manō ʻaʻole i pau loa!

9. Manō Exorcist (2015)

He kanalima makahiki! ʻAe 50 makahiki ma hope a ʻO ka Exorcist ʻo ia ka kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli loa o nā manawa a pau. ʻO ka mea pōʻino, ʻo ka mea weliweli loa o kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni manō ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kāna ʻōlelo inoa: “ʻO ka mea weliweli wale nō ma mua o ka manō i ke kai, ʻo ka manō i loko ʻo ia!” Pono ʻoe i kahi ʻano hoʻomākeʻaka nui.

Ua kiʻi ʻia ʻo Sātana i kahi ʻāina lawaiʻa liʻiliʻi, kahi i lawe ai ʻo ia i nā kino o kahi manō keʻokeʻo nui a me kahi wahine ʻōpio. Hoʻopili ʻia ke kaiāulu liʻiliʻi i ke kaulahao o ka ʻino i ka holo ʻana o nā kino ʻōpala i uka. Ua hiki mai kekahi kahuna Katolika, a pono ia e paio i na niho a me na hoowalewale ma ka aina a me ke kai i mea e hoihoi ai i keia poe pepehi kanaka i Gehena mamua o ka hiki ana mai o ke au no ka pono!

8. Manō Psycho (2009)

Ua kapa ʻia kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni "Jaws in Japan." Akā, e ʻae mākou iā ʻoe e hoʻoponopono inā he hoʻomaikaʻi a hōʻino paha ia. Manaʻo mākou e hāʻawi ka trailer ma lalo iā ʻoe i kahi paʻi i kou manaʻo, malia paha ʻo mākou wale nō, akā ʻano hoihoi.

Pilikia nā kaikamahine nani. Ma Sunny Beach, ke kali nei kahi manō nui i kāna mea pio. Ua hōʻea nā haumāna kulanui ʻo Miki lāua ʻo Mai i kahakai kūʻokoʻa ma kahi mokupuni hoʻomehana. ʻAʻole hiki iā lākou ke loaʻa ka hōkele kahi a lākou i hoʻopaʻa ai i kā lākou hoʻopaʻa ʻana, a ua nalowale me ka manaʻolana ʻole, a hiki i ka hōʻike ʻana mai o kahi kanaka ʻōpio maikaʻi, hāʻawi e lawe iā lākou i kona hale hoʻokipa. Akā ʻaʻole pololei kekahi mea ma ia wahi. Ua haumia nā manamana lima o ka mea nona ke koko a ua manaʻo ʻo Miki i kahi mea hewa e peʻe kokoke ana.

7. Manō Avalanche (2013)

ʻOiai Manō Exorcist Ke hoʻohana nei ʻo ia i ka Ekalesia Katolika ma ke ʻano he mea hoʻokele waiwai, eia ka hōʻino ʻAmelika. ʻOkoʻa nō naʻe kēia, ʻo ka ʻōlelo hōʻino e hana i nā wahine ʻōpio i nā bikini i ka wā hau, a me nā iʻa wai paʻakai e ʻauʻau ai i nā kapa hau. Manaʻo wau, he wai ʻenehana ka hau?

ʻO ka hoʻomaha puna ma kahi kahua ski US. Hoʻouka ʻia ka poʻe malihini kipa a me nā limahana e nā manō hau i kiʻi ʻia i ka mauna e nā sharmas ʻAmelika ʻAmelika i ka wā kahiko. ʻO ke koʻokoʻo a me kekahi poʻe haʻi punawai e hakakā me nā manō hau i hōʻino ʻia e ola i ka hau a pakele i ka mauna.

6. Planet of the Sharks (2016)

Kahua Wai me Ke Kai Kahului i kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni manō ʻino loa ma hope o ka apocalyptic. ʻOiai Ka Papa o nā Apes Loaʻa iā John Chambers nā hopena make-up lanakila, mālama kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni i ka leo a me ko lākou ʻano kūlohelohe - inā ʻoe e helu i ka CGI ma ke ʻano kūlohelohe.

I ka wā e hiki mai ana, ua uhi ʻia ka hoʻoheheʻe glacial he kanaiwakūmāwalu pākēneka o ka ʻāina o ka Honua. Ua ulu aʻe nā manō, a i kēia manawa ua hoʻomalu i ka honua, e hana ana ma ke ʻano he kula nui i alakaʻi ʻia e kahi manō alpha mutated.

5. Raiders of the Lost Shark (2014)

Ke ʻike nei ʻoe i kahi hiʻohiʻona? ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole ia he maʻi maʻi ʻino ā rip-offs, akā aia kahi maʻi maʻi o nā poʻo inoa kiʻiʻoniʻoni maikaʻi ʻole. Ua like ia me ke kākau inoa no nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni makua. ʻO ia ka hapalua kūpono no kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni manō ʻino loa - he softcore kēia. ʻO ka nui o ka audition-grade hana a me ka SFX haʻahaʻa e haʻohaʻo ai kekahi i ke kumu i koho ʻia ai kēia ma luna Manō Exorcist.

ʻEhā mau hoa i holo ma ka waʻa no ka hoʻomaha ʻana ma kekahi mokupuni pilikino. ʻAʻole naʻe i ʻike ʻia e lākou, ua pakele kahi manō i mea kaua mai kahi keʻena koa huna huna, kahi manō i hana ʻia me ka inaina i loko o kona koko, a ua hoʻolālā ʻia e hahai i kekahi kanaka i loko o ka pā. I kēia manawa, pono e hui pū kēia mau hoa e kaua i kahi hōʻailona meaʻai meaʻai hou loa e kū i ka mea ʻole e noho ma luna o ke kaulahao meaʻai.

4. ʻO Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus (2010)

ʻAʻole wale nā ​​​​mea hana kiʻiʻoniʻoni e lawe i nā kūʻokoʻa kiʻi me ka evolution akā ke pāʻani nei me nā genetics i kēia. No ka mea, he mau dinosaur maoli ka crocodiles, ʻaʻole pono e hoʻololi i kona inoa, ʻaʻole ia e hoʻolilo iā ia i kaiju. ʻO ia ka mea i hana ʻia e nā mea hana o kēia kiʻi bonkers i mea hoihoi. E hoʻohui i kahi kanaka makua ʻo Jaleel White i ka hui ʻana a loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi pāʻani inu kahi āu e pana ai a ʻōlelo ʻoe "ua hana wau i kēlā?" ma hope o ka hiolo ʻana o kēlā me kēia hale.

He kaua megalodon me kahi crocosaurus e luku nui ana. Pono ka US Army e hoʻāʻo a luku i ka pōʻino e hana ana i nā monsters.

3. Mokupuni Amityville (2020)

Ua hui ʻo Slasher i ka ʻāina e hui me kahi hoʻomana e hui me nā wahine i loko o ka hale paʻahao e hui me nā hale haunted ā, e hoʻolei kāua i loko o kahi pepeʻi weliweli no ka cliche wale nō. ʻO kēia mau poʻo kiʻiʻoniʻoni manō maikaʻi loa e kokoke ana i ka meta, hāʻawi kēia i ke kunou i nā mea ʻelua. ā a ʻO ka Amousville Horror.

ʻO kahi mea ola i hōʻino ʻia i ka pepehi kanaka ma ka hale ʻo Amityville e lawe mai i ka ʻino i kahi mokupuni liʻiliʻi kahi i hana ʻia ai nā hoʻokolohua ʻano ʻano ma luna o nā kānaka a me nā holoholona i loko o kahi hale paʻahao wahine.

2. 2-Headed Shark Attack 

I ka pau ʻana o ka hana ʻana i ka huluhulu a me ke kāwele kahakai, ua like kēia me ka lanakila. Me Carmen Electra lāua ʻo Brooke Hogan ma ke ʻano he poʻo poʻo, ua pau i lalo mai ʻaneʻi. Ua hoʻokomo ʻo Asylum i kekahi manaʻo i kēia. ʻO ia ka wehewehe ʻana o kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni B a me ke kumu i aloha nui ai mākou iā lākou.

Holo aku ka poʻe i pakele i kahi ʻāpana mehameha, ma hope o ko lākou waʻa i ka wā o ka moku Semester at Sea i piholo ʻia e kekahi manō poʻo ʻelua. Akā, i ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ke kahe ʻana o ka ʻātoli, ʻaʻohe mea e palekana mai nā ʻauwae kaulua o ka monster.

1. Frenzy aka puni (2018)

Aia ke kālā i ka cinematography i kēia Kaʻu Pāpaʻu clone. Ua ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma mua o ke koena o kēia papa inoa. Malia paha no ka mea ʻaʻole ʻo nā alakaʻi ʻelua ʻo Aubrey Reynolds lāua ʻo Gina Vitori ka mea maʻamau maʻamau o ke kahakai kahakai i hoʻohana pinepine ʻia i nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni B.

Ke holo nei kahi hui o nā hoaaloha i kahi vlog huakaʻi kaulana e kōkua kālā i kā lākou huakaʻi. ʻO Paige (Gina Vitori), ke alakaʻi o ka hui, me kona kaikaina, ʻo Lindsey (Aubrey Reynolds), no ka huakaʻi luʻu scuba aʻe i kahi lua kaʻawale. Akā, i ka wā e hāʻule ai ko lākou mokulele, pono nā kaikuahine ʻelua e hoʻohana i ko lākou ikaika, waiwai a me ka wiwo ʻole nui e ola ai i kahi pūʻulu manō keʻokeʻo nui.

ʻAe, ʻo ia nō. ʻO kēia nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni manō maikaʻi loa ma Letterboxd. He maikaʻi kekahi, he ʻino kekahi, akā leʻaleʻa nā mea a pau. Inā hāʻawi ʻoe i hoʻokahi a i ʻole ka wati āpau e haʻi mai iā mākou i kou manaʻo. A e like me nā manawa a pau, inā haʻalele mākou i kekahi mea e haʻi mai iā mākou.