ʻĀ, ʻo ia nō kēlā manawa o ka makahiki. ʻO kēia ka manawa no nā mea āpau e hoʻonohonoho i ka mea a lākou e manaʻo ai ʻo nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli ʻoi loa o ka 2016. ʻO koʻu kūlana kiʻekiʻe hemo loa ia, no ka mea hiki iā lākou ke hoʻohuli flop me kekahi i kēlā me kēia lā. Nui nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻē aʻe i hiki ke heʻe pū kekahi, a aia nō kekahi mau hoʻokuʻu 2016 ʻaʻole i loaʻa iaʻu kahi manawa e ʻike ai. Eia nō naʻe, ʻo kēia ka ʻumi aʻu i noho ai, a ke nānā aku nei wau iā lākou i kēia manawa i ka papa inoa papa, hoʻopiʻi ʻia iaʻu i ka ʻokoʻa loa o ka ʻokoʻa ʻana o kekahi i kekahi. ʻLelo mai kēlā iaʻu he nui nā ʻano like ʻole i ka weliweli i kēia mau lā, ʻoiai inā ʻaʻole ia he ala ma ka papa.

10. Ka Conjuring 2

Ua pūʻiwa au i koʻu makemake nui ʻO 2 Conjuring i ka wā aʻu i ʻike ai ma ka hale kiaka i ke kauwela i hala. makemake au Hoʻohiki kiapolō, akā ʻaʻole i kiʻekiʻe iki e like me ka mea i ʻike ʻia. Ua haʻalele wau i kaʻu nānā ʻana o ʻO 2 Conjuring me ka hauʻoli a piha loa i ka nani o James Wan i ka hana ʻana i nā hanana creepy jump-scare. ʻO ka kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kekahi puʻuwai, kahi i kōkua pū kekahi. I ka nānā hou ʻana iā ia i loko o koʻu lumi noho i kēia manawa, ʻaʻole i loaʻa iaʻu kahi mea e like me kēlā keaka keaka mua, akā he komo paʻa ia i loko o kahi ʻano sub-saturated.

9. Mai hanu

Mai hanu ʻo ia kekahi mea pūʻiwa nui loa iaʻu i kēia makahiki. ʻO ka ʻike ʻana i ka trailer me nā manawa he nui i ka hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni a ʻaʻole ia he peʻahi nui nui a Fede Alvarez's hewa make hana hou, ʻaʻole kiʻekiʻe loa kaʻu mau mea i manaʻo ai. ʻO ka trailer i haʻi ʻia aʻe nei i hāʻawi mai iaʻu i ka manaʻo, e like me nā mea ʻē aʻe, ke hōʻike nei ia i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni holoʻokoʻa, akā ua hewa wau ke keikikāne. Ua hele ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kekahi mau ʻaoʻao aʻu i manaʻo ʻole ai e ʻike paha kekahi i loaʻa ʻole ka waiwai pio no lākou e hele mai ana, akā ʻo ia wale nō kahi o ke kumu i hana ai i kaʻu papa inoa. Mai hanu kānalua ʻo ia me nā hana paʻa, ʻo Stephen Lang ke ʻano o The Blind Man, ʻo ia ke ʻano o ke kolohe e like me nā mea ʻē aʻe i loko o ka weliweli i kēia makahiki. Ua kuhikuhi pono ʻia, a ua lanakila ʻo Alvarez iaʻu i kēia manawa. Ke kakali nei wau i nā mea hou aʻe mai iā ia.

8. Pālolo

ʻAe, ʻae. ʻO Clown's hele ma laila no ka manawa lōʻihi. ʻIke wau, akā ʻaʻole ia i hoʻokuʻu ʻia ma ka US a hiki i kēia makahiki, no laila ke hoʻopili nei wau iā ia. E like me ka mea i hōʻoia ʻia i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni clown killer, paʻakikī ka huki ʻana i kēia ʻano sub-genre, akā Ho'opi'i ʻike maopopo he aha ia a ʻapo piha i kāna absurdity, e hopena ana i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni leʻaleʻa e manaʻo ʻia me he mea lā aia ma ka home ma nā papa kūʻai wikiō 90 ma mua me nā poʻo e like me ʻO ka hoa aloha a ke kāne, ʻO ka Dentist, a Ke Kanaka ʻAilika. He makaʻu loa paha ia? ʻAʻole, akā i koʻu manaʻo he leʻaleʻa maoli ia.

7. ʻO ka Grey Strangler

ʻO ka Grey Strangler hiki ke kū maoli i kēlā me kēia wahi o kēia papa inoa a ʻaʻole paha ma ia mea āpau, kaukaʻi ʻia i ka lā a me ke kaiapuni aʻu e nānā nei iā ia. Inā ua loaʻa iā ʻoe ka manawa kūpono e ʻike ai iā ia me ka lehulehu a ma ka home (ʻo ʻoe wale nō, a i ʻole me hoʻokahi a ʻelua mau poʻe ʻē aʻe), maopopo paha iā ʻoe. ʻO ka mea pōmaikaʻi, aia wau i loko o kahi hale keaka piha i ka manawa mua aʻu i ʻike ai, a ʻaʻole ia he kū i ka hauʻoli i loko o ka lōʻihi o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Me he mea lā ua hoʻopiha ʻia ke keaka me ka oxide nitrous a me he mea lā he hauʻoli nui kā kēlā me kēia. Ke pāʻani nei i kahi pō mālie ma ka home, akā naʻe ʻO ka Grey Strangler ʻaʻohe ona hopena like (ma ka liʻiliʻi me ka ʻole o nā lāʻau.) ʻO kēlā, ʻo ka hōʻike keaka keaka ʻo ia kekahi o kaʻu ʻike kiʻiʻoniʻoni hoʻomanaʻo ʻole loa o ka makahiki a me kahi puhi piha. Kupanaha loa ka puana kani. Ke kakali nei wau i ka wāwahi ʻana i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kēlā me kēia manawa a i loko o nā makahiki (eia naʻe, noho wau i kahi kahi e makemake nui ʻole ʻia ai nā hōʻike keaka) a me ka hoʻomanaʻo ʻana i nā mea hana kiʻi bullshit hanohano i hiki iaʻu.

6. ʻO ka Diabolo Neon

Koke ma hope o ka nānā ʻana ʻO ka Neon Demon ʻo ka manawa mua i ka hale keaka, ʻaʻole wau i maopopo pono pehea wau e noʻonoʻo ai, akā ua ʻike wau ua maikaʻi kaʻu mea. I koʻu noʻonoʻo ʻana i ka wā o ka hoʻokele home, ua ʻike wau ua aloha wau iā ia. Ma ka nānā ʻana ʻelua, ua hōʻoia kēia. ʻO kēia kahi e hoʻihoʻi pinepine ʻia i nā makahiki e hiki mai ana. No kēia, ʻaʻohe oʻu kānalua. Hoʻonui wale ʻia kāna ʻōlelo e ka nani nani, ka helu, a me ka pupule bat-shit nui. Me ka pīpī o ka manawa i ʻike ʻia e kūlou ʻo Argento e hoʻohui wale i kahi ʻono hou aʻe, ua hana ʻo Nicolas Winding Refn i kekahi o kāna mau kiʻiʻoniʻoni hoʻomanaʻo nui ʻole ʻia. ʻO kēia wale nō ka nui kūpono o ka malihini me nā mea ʻē aʻe e hoʻopaʻa a kaulike iā ia.

5. Ma waho o nā puka

Mawaho o ka puka ʻo ia kekahi o kēlā mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni leʻaleʻa wale ke nānā aku, a ʻoiai ua ʻike wau i hoʻokahi manawa i kēia manawa o kēia kākau ʻana, hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo e nānā pinepine wau iā ia ma mua o kekahi o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻē aʻe o kēia papa inoa. . ʻAʻole pili wale ia i ka nostalgia no ka pono nostalgia naʻu, no ka mea ʻoiai ʻona koʻu ʻohana Pāʻani Mystery VCR Clue, ʻaʻole mea kaumaha loa nā pāʻani papa VHS weliweli i koʻu ola. ʻO ka nānā ʻana i kēia ke makemake iaʻu e hele lākou. Aia kekahi mau leʻaleʻa gore leʻaleʻa, leʻaleʻa nā huapalapala no ka lōʻihi o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, a he kupaianaha ʻo Barbara Crampton e like me ka mau. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻike i ka hoʻolei ʻana i kēia a me ka loaʻa ʻole o ka manawa maikaʻi.

4. Ke Kono

ʻO ka kono akamai i kona lawe ʻana i ka hoʻopilikia, a ua alakaʻi ʻia me ka mākaukau. Kupaianaha nā hana, a kōkua ka helu i ka pale ʻana mai ka ʻemi mau ʻana. Ke noʻonoʻo nei i ka nui o kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo ka poʻe wale nō e kau ana e kamaʻilio ana ma kahi pāʻina ʻaina, ʻōlelo nui ia e pili ana i ka nui o ke tālena i ka hana ʻana i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma nā ʻaoʻao ʻelua o ke kāmela. Loaʻa iā ia ka manaʻo, makaʻu, a me ka hopena nui a me ka hopena. He kiʻi ʻoniʻoni nani loa ia a me kahi kumu ma kēlā.

3. Ka wahine kilokilo

ʻO ka Witch. Aloha nā kānaka iā ia. Hoowahawaha ka poʻe iā ia. ʻO wau iho, aloha au. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ka mea hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo e pili ana i ia i haʻi ʻole ʻia (a hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻia). Manaʻo wau he nani ia. Mahalo wau i ka makaʻu wikiwiki e lawe mai i ka papa. Manaʻo wau aia ka hana ma ke kiko. Manaʻo wau ʻo kāna "ʻoi aku ka liʻiliʻi" ke ʻano e hoʻopiʻi pinepine ʻia he waiwai. Pāleo ʻole ka helu, a ʻo ka nui, ʻike ʻia ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻoiaʻiʻo. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo (e like me ka ʻōlelo a me ka hōʻike o ka wā i hoʻonohonoho ʻia ai ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni) ʻo ia kekahi o nā ʻano "hoʻopaʻapaʻa nui" o ʻO ka Witch, akā i ka hopena, hiki iaʻu ke hāʻawi i kahi kuʻi. Manaʻo ia heʻoiaʻiʻo maoli nō iaʻu. Ua mālama nui ka mea kākau / luna hoʻokele ʻo Robert Eggers i kahi mea nui e pili ana i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni āna e hana nei, a ke hōʻike nei ke kuko. A ʻae, lula ʻo Black Phillip. ʻOiai ʻaʻole wau e hele i kahi lōʻihi e ʻōlelo ai ʻO ka Witch ua ha ka Kealohilani (kaʻu kiʻi ʻoniʻoni punahele o nā manawa āpau), maopopo leʻa he mana ka Kubrick maʻamau (kekahi mea ʻAe ʻo Eggers iā ia iho), a pāʻani paha kēlā i ka mea i loko o koʻu ʻono iho.

2. ʻōpala ahi

Ua loaʻa iaʻu ka manawa kūpono e ʻike ai Ahi ʻōpala ma ka Knoxville Horror Film Festival i ʻOkakopa. ʻO kāna hui ʻana o nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka, nā hana keaka, a me nā mea weliweli e pāʻani maikaʻi me nā lehulehu, ʻo wau pū kekahi. ʻO ia ka hiʻohiʻona mua e pāʻani i ka hoʻolauleʻa, a ʻoiai me nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni maikaʻi ʻē aʻe, ʻaʻole i hoʻokau ʻia i koʻu manaʻo. Ma ka lua o ka nānā ʻana ma ka home, ua paʻa loa ia, a ua hōʻoia iaʻu ka mea aʻu i manaʻo ai i ka wā i kaa ai nā ʻaiʻē ma kaʻu ʻike mua ʻana. ʻO kēia kahi o ka 2016 ʻoi loa ka maikaʻi. He hoʻi kēia e hana no Ricky Bates, nāna i hoʻohiwahiwa i nā ʻano pā Excision i kekahi mau makahiki i hala aku nei, ʻoiai he nui loa ia o ka caliber like, inā ʻaʻole ʻo kahi kiʻekiʻe.

ʻO nā hana a me nā kākau ʻana ka mea e ʻālohilohi ai ma luna o nā mea āpau o kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, a e like me nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hōʻoluʻolu loa, hāʻawi ʻia iaʻu i kekahi mau mea aʻu i ʻike ʻole ai ma mua. Aloha wale wau Ahi ʻōpala.

1. Keena ʻōmaʻomaʻo

Pono e hele i kahi helu ʻekahi ʻO ke keʻenaʻo Green, he mea ukali maikaʻi ia na Jeremy Saulnier's ʻŌpala polū, ʻo ia ka mea like nui. ʻIke kēia kanaka pehea e lawe ai i kahi manaʻo maʻalahi a hoʻohuli i ka haunaele i ka lū piha. ʻO ke keʻenaʻo Green hoʻohui i kekahi hana kolohe ʻino ma ka pale, i hui pū ʻia me nā hana maikaʻi loa no kahi flick e ola maoli ana i ka hype i mua o ka hoʻokuʻu ʻia. ʻO Saunier kekahi o nā mea hana kiʻi ʻoniʻoni nui loa i kēia lā. He pōʻino ia ua nalo mākou iā Anton Yelchin, ka mea i huli i kahi hana maikaʻi loa i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, akā he nui ka poʻe e ʻike i kāna hana ma o kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni (a me nā poʻe ʻē aʻe) no nā makahiki e hiki mai ana, a e loaʻa ka hauʻoli nui ʻole mai kāna mea i hāʻawi ai i ka kinima. .

I puka pono i ka makahiki mua, ʻO ke keʻenaʻo Green ua noho ka "mea e hahau" noʻu no nā mahina he nui, a manaʻo wale wau ʻaʻole i luna kahi mea aʻu i ʻike ai. ʻO ia kekahi o kēlā mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni aʻu i makemake koke ai e nānā hou ke pau nā hōʻaiʻē (a me kēlā mele Badass Creedence).

Kaha: ʻoiai ʻaʻole wau e hoʻopili iā ia ma ke ʻano he komo kūhelu ma ka papa inoa, e hōʻalo wau i ka haʻi ʻole ʻana Kubo, a me ka poe elua Oi, ka mea i loaʻa iaʻu ma waena o nā villain creepiest loa o ka makahiki i ko Kubo mau ʻanakē ʻelua. He hoʻokuʻu maikaʻi hou aʻe ia na Laika Entertainment, ka hui hoʻoliʻiliʻi holo hope ma hope ʻO Coraline a paranorman, a he mea kūpono ke kau ʻana i kou mau maka maka.