Aloha ahiahi e kaʻu poʻe mea heluhelu iHorror aloha. Ma ʻaneʻi wau i kēia pō e lawelawe i ka ʻuhane o ka bitchhood i ka cinema weliweli. E hoʻomaopopo mua i kahi mea mai ka hoʻomaka, aia ʻelua mau ʻano bitches i ka honua-

ka ʻinoʻino bitch:

• ʻO kahi wahine i ʻike he wahine ʻo ia akā hāpai maikaʻi iā ia iho.
• Inā pili ʻoe me ia, lohe ʻoe e pili ana. ʻAʻole ʻo ia e ʻae i ka poʻe e hele wāwae ma luna ona.
• ʻIke lākou i kā lākou makemake a pehea e loaʻa ai. ʻAʻole lākou makaʻu i ka holomua a hōʻole ʻia paha no ka mea ke ʻimi mau nei lākou i nā manawa hou.
• Hiki i kahi bitch badch ke mālama iā ia iho. He bonus kahi kāne ma kou ʻaoʻao akā ʻaʻole hilinaʻi iā ia.

ʻO kekahi mau laʻana o kēia mau mea i kapa ʻia ʻo bitches i ka cinema weliweli ʻo Tiffany mai ʻO Chide Of Chucky, a ʻo Mama Firefly paha mai Na Hoole a Diabolo.

 

A laila, aia kekahi ʻano ʻē aʻe. ʻO ka bitch āu e makemake ai e kuʻi pono i nā ovaries e mālama ai i ka hānau ʻana. ʻIke like i ka ʻino badass- ʻike lākou i ka mea a lākou e makemake ai a pehea e loaʻa ai, akā aia ma ke ala maikaʻi ʻole. ʻIke maopopo iā ʻoukou āpau i ke ʻano aʻu e ʻōlelo ai. No laila, ua hōʻuluʻulu wau i kahi papa inoa o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni nui loa o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i loaʻa i ka mea i kūpono. Mai hōʻole i kekahi o ʻoe e hauʻoli ʻoe e like me ka gladiator i ka lanakila ke kū aku kēia mau asshats i ko lākou make. No laila, hāʻawi wau iā ʻoe i 10 o nā bitches nui loa i nā kiʻi hoʻoweliweli.

 

 

 

 

10. ʻO Heather Donahue - Ka Papahana Hoʻohanohano Blair

 

Oh Heather..ʻO ka mea paʻi kiʻi hoʻowahāwahā e pili ana i ka hālāwai ʻana me kahi cam shaky-cam, hopena maikaʻi ʻole i ka The Blair Witch Project. Ua kūlou ʻo Hell i ka hoʻopau ʻana i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ʻo ia ke kumu o ka make koke ʻole, akā ʻo kāna mau hoa ʻelua pū kekahi. ʻO kāna pilikino a me kona ʻano manipulative alakaʻi iā lākou i kahi pahele make. I kēia manawa, mahalo wau i ka ʻīlio assertive bitch, akā ua lawe ʻo Heather i kahi ala ma ʻō aku o kēlā a waiho i kāna mau hoaaloha i kahi makaʻu. Hilahila ʻoe iā Heather no ka haki ʻana i ke Kaʻina Hana Bitch!

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9. Elaine Parker Nightmare Ma ke Alanui Elm 3: Ke Koa Moemoeā

 

ʻO ko Kristin makuahine, ʻo Elaine Parker i hōʻike ʻia ma Elm Street 3 a me 4, kahi wahine lawehala ʻole. Ma mua o ka hoʻolohe ʻana a me ke kākoʻo ʻana i ka makuahine, hoʻolei koke ʻo ia i kāna kaikamahine i loko o kahi keʻena noʻonoʻo ma mua o ka hoʻoponopono ʻana i kāna mau pilikia. No ka mea, i kāna mau huaʻōlelo, "Ke nānā wale nei ʻo ia no ka nānā ʻana a ʻaʻole wau e pāʻani i kekahi o kāna mau pāʻani liʻiliʻi." ʻO Parker kekahi o nā wenches ʻelua wale nō e ola ana mai loko mai o kēia papa inoa e ola nei, akā i loko o ko Christin moeʻuhane honua e loaʻa ai iā mākou kahi ʻono iki o Elaine i ka loaʻa ʻana o kāna mau mea ʻono ... me ka ʻole o ka bourbon

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8. Mrs. Carmody - Ke Ala

 

ʻAʻohe mea i huhū iaʻu ma mua o kahi nutbag e like me kēia. ʻO Mrs. Carmody kekahi o nā poʻe i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i loko o ka hale kūʻai ʻoiai he mea pohihihi uhi lohi i waho. Manaʻo ʻo ia he hoʻopaʻi ka Mist mai ke Akua mai no ka hewa o ke kanaka a puni i kahi hui o nā ukali naive i ka hala ʻana o nā lā i loko o ka hoʻokumu ʻana e hoʻokahuli i nā poʻe "hoʻomaloka" i ka pahele make ma waho. ʻAʻole ia he kumu no kāna ala koolau a me ka hulahula ʻana i kahi leʻaleʻa i ka wā i lawe ai kāna hoki pupule i kahi pōkā i ka noggin.

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7. ʻO Kauka Joyce Reardon - Rose Red

Makemake nui wau e aʻa iā Joyce i ka hapa mua o kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, akā i ka holomua ʻana o kāna huhū a me ka pīhoihoi me ka home ʻo Red Red ua ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua ona, e waiho ana i nā mea āpau i ke ala pōʻino a hiki i ka hopena o kekahi mau make. ʻAno maikaʻi ʻole kāna hana, ʻai nui a pālahalaha i waho. Manaʻo wau ua pau kāna loaʻa ʻana i kāna mea i makemake ai ma ka hopena. Ua hoʻohewa ʻia kahi mau loa e hele wāwae i nā keʻena o ka pseudo Kahaule Kahula hale.

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6. Mara - Ka Hale Kūʻai O Ke Kai (1995)

 

Mara. Hoʻonohonoho pono ke keiki / malihini hybrid o Midwich i ka mita mika a hiki iā ia ke hāʻawi i kāna mau hoʻokūkū i ka holo no kā lākou kālā. He maikaʻi ke nānā aku a nani a hewa ʻole ʻo ia, akā ʻo ke kāne…. Ke hele aʻe kēia keiki, kāhea i ka pūʻali koa; No ka mea ʻo ia ka mea e pono ai e hōʻoki i kāna huhū. ʻO ia ke alakaʻi lima aloha ʻole o nā keiki kūikawā o Midwich a hae pinepine i ke kauoha i kāna mau hoa. ʻO ko Mara ala a ʻaʻohe ala. Eia naʻe, manaʻo wau ua manaʻo ʻē ʻo Christopher Reeve.

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5. Melissa - Pōʻalima Ka 13th: Ke Koko Hou

 

E Melissa. ʻO ka antagonist lua ma ka Koko Hou he ikaika e helu pū ʻia me. Pehea kēia poʻe i pili kokoke i kēia ʻano, ʻaʻole kīkē i kona mau niho, ma waho o kaʻu ʻike. He kaikamahine manaʻo maoli i ka iwi. Manipulative a sneaky. Ua hoʻāʻo kēia wahine e pāʻani i kāna mau kāleka āpau e hele ai. Pau kēlā ala me ke koʻi lipi i ke poʻo, a he mea hanohano loa ia. Pono wau e hoʻohui ma aneʻi, akā ʻo ka wahine nāna i hoʻokani iā ​​Melissa- ʻo Susan Jennifer Sullivan ka mea kūʻē loa i kāna ʻano e like me kāna mau hoapili a lawe ʻino ʻia mai kēia ao i ʻAukake o 2009 ma hope o ke kaua lōʻihi ʻana me ka maʻi ʻaʻai. RIP ʻO Susan.

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4. ʻO Chris Hargensen- Carrie (1976

 

Ua loaʻa iā Chris nā mea āpau. ʻO ka helehelena nani, kahi shoo no ka mōʻī wahine prom, a ʻo John Travolta ma kona ʻaoʻao. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole lawa kēlā. ʻO ke alakaʻi i ka mea i hoʻokau loa iā Carrie White batshit pupule, ʻaʻole wale e hoʻokuʻu i ke kaikamahine ʻilihune. A ʻaʻole ʻo Carrie wale nō ka mea i loaʻa iā Bitch'tude mai Hargensen. ʻO ka mea nani a ʻo nā mea a pau e ʻaʻa i kāna hana manaʻo ua manaʻo ʻia ka huhū o ke kaikamahine ikaika. Me he mea lā ʻaʻole lawa ka hoʻokahe ʻana i ke koko puaʻa a puni ʻo Carrie, ua hoʻāʻo ʻo ia e holo iā ia ma hope. ʻAʻole kūleʻa ʻoiaʻiʻo, a nahu ʻo karma i kēia bitch i ka hoki.

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3. ʻO Mrs. Deagle - Gremlins

 

 

ʻO Ruby Deagle kahi hag insufferable ʻoiai ʻo Gremlins ʻaʻole i manaʻo ʻia he weliweli, ʻaʻohe manawa i loko o Gehena hiki ʻole iaʻu ke hoʻopili iā ia. Makemake ʻo ia e hoʻoweliweli i nā holoholona, ​​walaʻau i nā keiki, ʻakaʻaka i ka pōʻino āpau ke helu nei i kāna kālā a me nā pōpoki. ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻoluʻolu i ka Gremlins ke loaʻa iā ia i nā mea hōʻoluʻolu o kona home. ʻOno ka ʻono o ka hoʻopaʻi ʻono.

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2. Annie Wilkes - Misery

ʻO Annie Wilkes ka mea hope loa o ka helehelena cockadoody fan pupule. Mai ka pepehi ʻana i nā pēpē hala ʻole i ka hele ʻana i psycho fangirl piha me kāna mea kākau punahele, he nui ʻo ia. Mālama ʻo ia iā Paulo i loko o kona home a hoʻokau iā ia i nā ʻano hana hoʻomāinoino kino a me ke kino. Huhū ʻo Wilkes i kona ʻike ʻana ua luku ʻo Sheldon i ka Misery ma ka hopena o kāna puke moʻolelo hou loa a kākau iā ia i kahi puke hou e hoʻihoʻi nei iā Misery i ke ola, a i ʻole ka hoʻomāinoino hou ʻia. Pāʻani ʻo Bates i kēia mea nani a i ka wā i nahu ai kona ʻano i ka lepo, ua hāʻawi wau i kahi kuʻi ku.

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1. ʻO Nancy Downs - Ka Hana Hana

 

 

Aloha kuʻu aloha e inaina iā Nancy. Ua pupule ka wahine hoʻokalakupua pupule me ka mana i helu ʻekahi ma kaʻu papa inoa. ʻO ke kaikamahine kūpilikiʻi, kūpaʻa ʻole o ka noʻonoʻo, ua lilo i unhinged a lilo iā ia iho i ka holo ʻana o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Nānā pinepine ʻole ʻo Nancy, hakakā a antisocial. He kakaikahi kāna mau hoaaloha a ʻaʻole i hilinaʻi nui i ka poʻe; Eia nō naʻe, ke noʻonoʻo nei i kāna hānai ʻana a me ke ʻano o ka mālama ʻana a kāna mau hoa iā ia, ʻaʻole ia he mea kupanaha. Ua makemake ʻo Nancy i ka mana a me ka ʻike mai Manon, akā ʻaʻohe ona mahalo maoli i nā kānāwai o ka hoʻokalakupua, e hōʻino ana i kāna mau makana a huli i kāna mau hoaaloha. ʻO ka hopena, ua hopena kēia i kona kaili ʻia ʻana o kona mana a hele a pupule loa.

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I kēia manawa ... No nā shit a me giggles wale nō wau i makemake ai e hoʻopili i ka wahine kāne nui loa. He kolohe, hoʻopailua, hoʻomāinoino kēia kāne, a ua hoʻokau loa wau iā ia.

John Strode - Halloween 6: Ka hōʻino a Michael Myers

 

ʻAʻole loa i koʻu ola i kahea mau aku nei no ka make ʻana o kahi mea e like me aʻu me kēia keiki a kahi wahine liʻiliʻi. ʻO kāna helehelena wale nō ke hoʻonāukiuki iaʻu i nā palena o ka honua. I ka wā i kū hope loa ʻo ia i ka huhū o Myers, ua hauʻoli wau a uē nā waimaka o ka hauʻoli. E hauʻoli i kēia keiki bipi e haehae ʻia i ka maka.

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No laila aia iā ʻoe. Manaʻo wau ua haki paha wau i kahi moʻolelo me kēlā huaʻōlelo Bitch ma kēia ʻatikala ma aneʻi no iHorror, a haʻaheo iki wau i kēlā. Ua ʻoluʻolu ʻoe i kēia bitchfest? ʻO wai ʻoe e hoʻohui i kēia papa inoa? Kani aku i nā manaʻo. E nānā pono ipapa inoa douchebag nui a ka weliweli pū kekahi. Aloha mākou e hoʻokolokolo a hoʻonohonoho i ka asshole o ke kinima.

 

E noho a ʻoluʻolu i kēia hōʻuluʻulu ʻo Freddy Krueger me ka ʻōlelo a iHorror o ka lā!

 

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