Aloha, e nā mea heluhelu, a ʻoluʻolu e hoʻi i nā 31 Scary Story Nights! Loaʻa iaʻu kahi mea kūikawā nāu i kēia pō e hiki ke hoʻolaʻa iki aʻe iā ʻoe! Kāhea ʻia Ka lima o ka hanohano: Ka moʻolelo a ke kahu, a ʻoiai hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi i nā kikowaena i ka hoʻokumu a me ka hoʻohana ʻana i kekahi o nā relic i hana ʻino loa ʻia i hana ʻia: ka lima o ka nani.

Hoʻokumu ʻia mai ka lima i ʻoki ʻia mai kahi kāne e kau ana ma ke ʻolokeʻa, ka lima o ka nani, e hoʻokomo ʻia i loko o ka momona o nā holoholona a i ʻole inā hiki ke kiʻi ʻia, ka momona o nā lawehala kolohe. Hoʻopili ʻia ʻo Wicks mai ka lauoho o kēlā mau kāne hewa, e hoʻopili ʻia i kēlā me kēia manamana lima. Ua ʻōlelo ʻia i ka wā i hana pono ʻia, ua hāʻawi ka lima o ka nani i ka ʻaihue nāna i hoʻā. Hiki iā ia ke muffle i nā kani, a koi aku i nā kamaʻāina o kahi home i kahi hiamoe hohonu a me ka palalytic e kōkua i ka ʻaihue.

Ua kākau ʻia nā moʻolelo a me nā mele he nui e pili ana i kēia mea hōʻino, akā ʻo kēia kekahi o kaʻu punahele loa.

Noho, a hoʻā i kou ihoiho, a heluhelu pū kākou, Ka lima o ka hanohano: Ka moʻolelo a ke kahu!

*** Palapala kākau: ʻO mākou ma iHorror nā mea kākoʻo nui o ka makua kuleana. Nui a hewahewa paha kekahi mau moʻolelo i kēia moʻo no kāu poʻe kamaliʻi. E ʻoluʻolu e heluhelu i mua a hoʻoholo inā hiki i kāu poʻe keiki ke lawelawe i kēia moʻolelo! Inā ʻaʻole, e ʻimi i moʻolelo hou aʻe no kēia pō a i ʻole e hoʻi wale e ʻike iā mākou i ka lā ʻapōpō. I nā huaʻōlelo ʻē aʻe, mai hōʻino mai iaʻu no nā moemoeā a kāu poʻe keiki! ***

*** Palapala a ka mea kākau ʻelua: Ma ka mele ma lalo, e ʻike ʻoe i ka hopena o ka mele, ka huaʻōlelo “fagot”. ʻO kēia ka hoʻohana mua ʻia o ka huaʻōlelo i lilo i lāʻau / lālā e hoʻomālamalama i ke ahi, a ʻaʻole ia he mea hōʻino e kūʻē i ke kaiāulu LGBTQ. ***

ʻO ka lima o ka hanohano: Ka moʻolelo a ke kahu e Richard Harris Barham

Ma luna o ka moʻo pupū,
I ka hora aumoe,
Ma lalo o ke Kumulāʻau,
ʻO ka lima me ka lima
Kū ka poʻe pepehi kanaka
Na hoʻokahi, ʻelua, ʻekolu!
A ka Mahina i kēlā pō
Me ke kukui hina, anuanu
Kēlā me kēia ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo baleful mea;
Hoʻokahi hapalua o kāna ʻano
ʻIke ʻia i loko o ka ʻino,
Hūnā ka hapalua ʻē aʻe i ka Eclipse!
A uē ka Makani,
A kani ka hekili,
A palahalaha a malamalama ka uwila;
A pau loa
He wā maikaʻi ʻole ia,
A kahi ʻano maikaʻi ʻole o ka pō!
'I kēia manawa e kau i ka papa inoa,
A kokoke e ka lima
E hōʻeha koke iaʻu i ka lima o ke kāne make! -
Piʻi i kēia manawa ka mea ʻaʻa
Kahi e luliluli ai ʻo ia i ka lewa,
A huki mai iaʻu i ʻelima mau loka o ka lauoho o ka Mea Make! '

Aia kahi luahine e noho nei ma luna o Tappington Moor,
He mau makahiki kona ma kona kua ma hope he kanawalu,
A makemake kekahi poʻe i nā mea hou aku he nui loa;
Hoʻopili ʻia kona ihu,
He kekee kāna kua,
ʻUlaʻula a ʻulaʻula kāna mau maka.
Ma ka piko o kona poʻo
He mutch, a ma luna o kēlā
He pāpale maikaʻi ʻole weliweli,
ʻO ke ʻano Extinguisher, ka hāiki a me ka pālahalaha.
A laila, - Kuʻu lokomaikaʻi! - kāna ʻumiʻumi! - kūpilikiʻi loa ia
ʻO kahi mea nānā ma mua e hoʻokaʻawale i kāna moekolohe;
ʻAʻole hoʻi, e ʻaʻa wau e ʻōlelo, me ka nānā ʻole ʻia
E haʻi iā ia, ma waho o ka lima, kahi Punch a i ʻole Judy.
Ua ʻike ʻoe iā ia, i ka pōkole, kēlā ʻūlū lepo i loko,
Me kona mau kuli i kona ihu, a me kona ihu i kona auwae,
Ke alakaʻi nei me kēlā mele, ʻeʻe wehewehe ʻole,
E hāpai aʻe ʻoe i kou mau lima me ke kahaha, a uē,
'- ʻAe! - ʻAʻole wau i ʻike i kahi Guy maʻamau maʻamau.'

A i kēia manawa ma mua
ʻO kēlā puka o ka luahine,
Ma hea kahi maikaʻi ʻole,
ʻO ka lima me ka lima
Kū ka poʻe pepehi kanaka
Na hoʻokahi, ʻelua, ʻekolu!

Auē! He mea weliweli ia ke nānā aku,
I loko o kēlā hovel weliweli, kēlā luina weliweli,
E ka ʻōlinolino uliuli ʻālohilohi o kēlā lapalapa uila,
Ke hana nei i ka hana me ka inoa ʻole.
He weliweli loa ke hoʻolohe
ʻO kēlā mau ʻōlelo makaʻu!
Hoʻohuli hope ka pule, a ʻōlelo me ka hoʻomāʻewaʻewa.
(ʻO Matthew Hopkins ponoʻī i hōʻoia iā mākou i ka manawa
Wahi a kahi wahine kilokilo i kāna pule, hoʻomaka ʻo ia me 'Amene.') -
- He weliweli loa ia ke ʻike aku
Ma ke kuli o ua luahine
ʻO ka lima make, ʻūlū, ke hoʻopaʻa ʻo ia iā ia me ka hauʻoli! -

A i kēia manawa, me ka mālama,
ʻO nā laka ʻelima o ka lauoho
Mai ka iwi poʻo o ka Keonimana e kau ana i uka,
Me ka momona a me ka momona
No kahi Tom Cat ʻeleʻele
Wikiwiki ʻo ia e hui,
A e wili i wicks,
A hoʻokahi ma ka manamana nui, a me kēlā me kēia manamana lima e hoʻoponopono ai.
(No kekahi loaʻa iā ia ka leʻaleʻa like e hoʻomākaukau,
E nīnau iā Mr Ainsworth lāua ʻo Petit Albert.)

'I kēia manawa wehe laka
I ke kikeke a ka Mea Make!
Laka hoʻopaʻa, a me ka pā, a me ka bana!
- ʻAʻole hoʻi e neʻe, ʻaʻole hoʻi e neʻe
Hoʻohui, mākala, a nerve paha,
I ke kilokilo ʻana a ka lima o ka Mea Make!
E hiamoe i nā mea hiamoe a pau. E ala i nā mea ala aʻe! -
Akā e like me ka poʻe make no ka mea make !! '

Hāmau nā mea āpau! malie wale nō,
Hoʻopakele i ka uē kū ʻole o ka wili huʻa
E like me ka luawai mai ka poli o Tappington Hill.
A ma Tappington Hall
Nui a liʻiliʻi,
Akahai a maʻalahi hoʻi, Squire a me ke kāne wahine,
Ua ʻimi kēlā mea kēia mea i kona keʻena kaʻawale.
A hiamoe i kona kapa ʻeleʻele i hoʻolei ʻia e lākou,
No ka mea, ua hala ka hora aumoe!

Pau nā pouli i ka honua a me ka lani,
Mālamai, mai kēlā hale kau, haiki a kiʻekiʻe,
He kukuna haʻalulu
Ma ke kahawai liʻiliʻi
Pāʻani, e like me kekahi gleam pono o ka taper
Na kekahi e nānā luhi nei.

Ma loko o kēlā hale hōʻike, haiki a kiʻekiʻe,
I kāna wahi huna, kahi e hoʻomakākiu ʻole ai,
Noho ʻo ia nona ka maka i wili me ka mālama,
A me nā laka hina hina o kona lauoho hina
Ua haalele wale i kana wahi ohule;
No kāna wig wig piha loa
Hangs, bushy a nui,
Ma ka piko o kona noho kahiko, noho kiʻekiʻe kiʻekiʻe.
Unbraced kona lole,
ʻO Ungarter'd i kāna kaula wai,
Hoʻomoe ʻia kona kapa me ka tulip a me ka rose,
Nā pua o ka nui a me ka hue kupaianaha,
ʻO nā pua e like me ʻEdena i ʻike ʻole ai;
- A ma laila, e ka nui o ka puʻu sparkling
ʻO ke gulaʻulaʻula maikaʻi,
Haʻi ʻia ka moʻolelo
He aha ke kilo mana e loaʻa
ʻO kēlā kāne careworn mai kāna hiamoe pono!

Haply, manaʻo ʻo ia ʻaʻohe maka ke ʻike
Iā ia e leʻaleʻa nui nei i kāna waiwai, -
ʻO ka hale kūʻai mālamalama
O ka hinuhinu uila,
ʻO Rose-Noble maikaʻi, ʻo Moidore mālohilohi,
A ʻo ka pālahalaha Pālua-Joe mai kēlā ʻaoʻao o ke kai, -
Akā aia kekahi e kiaʻi like pū me ia;
No ka mea, ala me ka maʻalea,
I loko o kahi kīʻaha paʻakikī e
Ma luna o kāna moena loli e moe ana i kahi ʻaoʻao Wāwae,
He keikikāne ʻāwīwī o kona mau makahiki,
E like me Master Horner ʻōpio,
ʻO wai e holo i kahi kihi
Noho ʻoi i ka pai Kalikimaka:
A, ʻoiai ʻo ua Keonimana Kahiko nei e helu ana i kāna mau hoards,
ʻIke ʻo Little Hugh ma waena o kahi māwae i nā papa!

Aia kahi leo i ka lewa,
Aia kahi hehi ma ke alapiʻi,
Hoʻomaka ka ʻelemakule i kona noho kō-kua;
I ke kani mae mua
Nānā ʻo ia a puni,
A hāpai i kona hou o ʻumikūmāono a hiki i ka paona.
A laila kū aʻe ka hapalua
Mai ka ʻaoʻao o kona manamana wāwae
ʻO kāna ʻīlio pug me kāna ihu pug,
Akā, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke hoʻokuʻu i hoʻokahi sniff nīnau,
Kū a paakiki kēlā ʻīlio pug-ʻīlio,
No ka haʻahaʻa, akā akāka,
E hāʻule ma ka pepeiao
- Ma kahi i haʻi ʻia no kahi mau loa a lākou e noho ai, -
ʻO nā huaʻolelo hemolele ʻole o ke kilokilo a ka Mea Make!
'Laka wehe
I ke kikeke a ka Mea Make!
Laka hoʻopaʻa, a me ka pā, a me ka bana! -
ʻAʻole hoʻi e neʻe, ʻaʻole hoʻi e neʻe,
Hoʻohui, mākala, a nerve paha,
I ke kilokilo ʻana a ka lima o ka Mea Make!
E hiamoe i nā mea hiamoe a pau. E ala i nā mea ala aʻe! -
Akā e like me ka mea make no ke kāne make!
ʻAʻole nō hoʻi i paʻa ka lālā ʻoka koʻikoʻi me nā kui.
Kaumaha a ʻino hoʻi ke kolo,
ʻOiai ua ʻaila lākou i ka papa o ka pule,
Wehe ākea ka puka i ka ākea paha,
A ma laila lākou e kū ai,
ʻO kēlā hui pepehi kanaka,
Kau ʻia e ka mālamalama o ka LIMA nani,
Na hoʻokahi! - ʻelua! - ʻekolu!

Ua hala lākou ma ka lanai, ua hele lākou ma loko o ka hale,
Ma kahi a Porter i noho ai me ka hū ʻana i ka paia;
Hū ka ʻūlū loa,
I kona ihu ihu loa,
E manaʻo maoli ʻoe ua ʻū ʻo ia i kāna mea hope loa
Ke hala ka HAND nani ma ka ʻaoʻao o ia!
ʻEī ka ʻiole wee liʻiliʻi, e like me ka holo ʻana o ka moena
I ka piko o kona wikiwiki e pakele ai mai ka pōpoki,
ʻOiai make hapa me ka makaʻu,
Hoʻomaha i kāna lele ʻana;
A ʻo ka pōpoki e alualu ana i kēlā mea liʻiliʻi iki
E hoʻomoe i kahi kiʻi e hana ai i ka puna!
A aia lākou i laila,
Ma ke poʻo o ka ʻanuʻu,
A ʻālohilohi a ʻōlohelohe ke keʻokeʻo kekee lōʻihi.
- ʻAʻole wau i manaʻo e loaʻa kālā ke kālā
ʻO wau ka hiʻohiʻona weliweli i hoʻomaka e wehewehe,
A i ʻole ka hihiu, hihiu hihiu
ʻO ka maka o kēlā ʻelemakule,
ʻO kāna hopohopo,
A me ka ʻehaʻeha loa.
ʻO ke keiki kao mai ka peni, a ʻo ka hipa no ka pā,
E naue wale paha ka maka o ka mea lawe holoholona.
ʻAʻole lākou moeʻuhane - ah, hauʻoli lākou! - ka pahi,
ʻOiai hāpai ʻia, hiki ke hoʻoweliweli i ko lākou ola hala ʻole;
Hāʻule; - riven ka pae nāwaliwali o ko lākou noho ʻana,
ʻAʻole lākou hopohopo, kānalua ʻole, ka hahau a hāʻawi ʻia.
Akā, ʻē! he aha kahi mea e ʻike a ʻike ai
E hoʻāla ʻia ka pahi olo i ka lima o ka ʻenemi,
Me ka lana ʻole o ka manaʻo e kipaku, a i ʻole e pale aku i ka pā! -
- Ua lawa! - e hala kākou i ka hiki ke hiki
ʻO ka hopena o kēlā ʻelemakule, kēlā ʻelemakule hauʻoli!

Akā maikaʻi ʻole Hugh,
ʻAghast i ka ʻike,
ʻAʻohe mana e ʻōlelo a hana paha!
Makehewa ka hoʻāʻo ʻana
Wehe i ka maka
Pani ʻia ia, a i ʻole papani paha i ka mea i paʻipaʻi ʻia i ka chink,
ʻOiai hāʻawi ʻo ia i ka honua āpau e hiki ke wink! -
ʻAʻole! - no nā mea a pau i hiki i kēia ao ke hāʻawi a hōʻole paha,
ʻAʻole wau i loko o nā kāmaʻa o kēlā keiki kāne,
A i ʻole ʻaʻohe lole ma Hugh's āpau!
- Laki nō nona ka chink i ka paia
Ua ʻike ʻo ia i kahi lōʻihi, ʻikiʻī a liʻiliʻi hoʻi.

Nā leo uē, nā kani auwe
E like me ka hāhai ʻana i nā hoa haʻalele,
Hele kēlā pō make ma Tappington,
ʻO kona mau hale kau lōʻihi a me nā welelau ona puka:
Ethereal ʻUhane, akahai a maikaʻi hoʻi,
Uē a kūmū ʻo Aye kahi hana koko.

'I ke kakahiaka nui - hina ke kakahiaka,
A hala akula nā ao a me ka ʻino,
A ua haʻi nā mea āpau i kahi lā maikaʻi loa;

Akā, ʻoiai ka mele e mele ana kāna mele,
ʻO nā leo uē a me nā ʻuwā ma o ke kani ʻana ʻo Tappington!
Ke hoʻomaka nei i nā mea āpau,
Nui a liʻiliʻi
ʻO kēlā me kēia mea i loaʻa ma loko o Tappington Hall,
Malimali a maʻalahi hoʻi, Squire a Kāne kāne,
ʻImi koke nā mea āpau i ka lumi o ua Keonimana ʻEne nei;
A ma laila, ma ka papahele,
Drench'd i kāna kumu,
Ke waiho nei kahi kupapaʻu ʻino i ka ʻike,
Ua ʻoki ʻia ʻo Carotid a me jugular!
A ma laila, ma kona ʻaoʻao,
'Mid the crimson tide,
Kūlou i kahi ʻaoʻao Wāwae o nā makahiki palupalu;
Hōʻike i kona papalina haikea i nā waimaka heleleʻi wikiwiki
Ke hele nei a pāleo kekahi i kekahi a nui,
A ke staunching ʻo ia i ke koko me kahi wig piha loa!
Auwe! a ʻeleu hoʻi no kāna kūpaʻa mau!
E like me kā anatomists e haʻi mai ai iā mākou, ʻaʻole hou
E nānā hou anei ke ola i ka mea i pepehi kolohe ʻia,
Ke ʻokiʻoki ʻia lākou i loko o ka aa jugular.

Aia kekahi hue a me kahi uwē ma o ke Kalana o Kent,
A i ka alualu ʻana i nā ʻoki kua, ua hoʻouna ʻia kahi Constable,
Akā ʻaʻole hiki i kekahi ke haʻi i ke kanaka i ke ala a lākou i hele ai.
Aia kahi ʻaoʻao Wāwae liʻiliʻi me ka hele ʻana o Constable,
A me kahi ʻīlio pug liʻiliʻi me ka ihu pug liʻiliʻi.

Ma ke kaona ʻo Rochester,
I ka hōʻailona o ke kalaunu,
Noho wale ʻekolu mau kāne shabby-genteel
I kahi momona o ka mauʻu ʻōpala, me nā uala i hana ʻia i brown;
Ke kahi ʻaoʻao Wāwae liʻiliʻi
Lele i loko, i ka huhū,
ʻO ka hoʻāʻo ʻana i ka ʻāpala, ka aniani, a me ka mea akamai.
Lawe kēlā ʻaoʻao wāwae liʻiliʻi i ka ʻāʻī,
A lawe kahi ʻīlio pug-i i ka aʻe e hiki mai ana,
A hopu aku ʻo Constable i kahi mamao loa;
A me nā aliʻi hanohano a me nā moidores ākea,
Huki ka mea lawelawe i kā lākou ʻeke me nā helu,
A holo aku nā Boots a me nā Chambermaids a nānā pono;
A ʻōlelo ka makai, me ka ea hanohano,
'Makemake ʻoe, Gen'lemen, hoʻokahi a me nā mea āpau,
No kēlā 'alo makamae makamae ma Tappington Hall!'

Aia nā wīwī ʻeleʻele i luna o Tappington Moor,
Ma kahi i ʻūlū ai kahi gibbet ʻeleʻele ma mua:
ʻEleʻele e like me ka ʻeleʻele,
A ʻo ka poʻe pepehi kanaka ma laila
Ke kau nei i ka lewa,
Na hoʻokahi! - ʻelua! - ʻekolu!

Aia kahi ʻelemakule weliweli i loko o kahi pāpale pāpale kila,
Hoʻopuni i kona ʻāʻī ua nakinaki lākou i ka hempen cravat
He lima kāne make, a Tom Tom make!
Ua nakinaki lākou i nā manamana nui o lākou, ua nakinaki lākou i kona manamana wāwae,
Ua nakinaki lākou i kona mau maka, ua nakinaki lākou i kona mau lālā!
Hele ʻo ia i Tappington mill-dam souse,
Me kahi whoop a me kahi halloo! - 'ʻAʻau au! - ʻAʻau!'
Ua kauō lākou iā ia i ka ʻāina,
A nā lima o kēlā me kēia
Ke hopu nei i kahi fagot, kahi bila, a i ʻole ka inoa inoa,
Ke holo lio helehelena ke nānā aku, holoi i nā mea ʻeleʻele a pau,
Hoʻopili i kēlā harridan kahiko e like me kahi ʻeke
I ka crupper ma hope ona, hoʻokau i kāna hack,
Hana i kahi kaha i waena o ka lehulehu, a hala i kahi māwae.
ʻAʻohe mea hiki ke haʻi,
ʻOiai maikaʻi ke kuhi ʻana,
Ma ke ala hea e hele ai ka mea luhi a me ka luahine,
No ka mea, ʻike lākou āpau iā ia he ʻano infernal Ducrow;
A ua ʻuwē ʻo ia, a uē,
Hoʻoholo paha mākou
ʻAʻole makemake nui ka luahine i kona holo!

E haʻi ʻoe i kou makemake, akā aia wale nō kekahi mea e pili ana i ka ʻōlelo kuʻuna a me ke kani e hoʻolōʻihi ai i kuʻu kuamoʻo ke noi ʻia i kahi moʻolelo weliweli. Lana koʻu manaʻo ua hauʻoli ʻoe i ke komo ʻana o kēia pō i kā mākou papahana a e hui hou ʻoe me mākou i ka lā ʻapōpō e like me ka hoʻomau ʻana o ka helu ʻana iā Halloween !!