Kākau ʻia na Patti Pauley

Aia ma luna o mākou ka lā nui o St. Valentine a ʻoiai e hoʻolālā ana kekahi o ʻoukou i nā lā ʻaina awakea me kāu ipo, ke makemake nui nei ke koena o ʻoukou e hāʻawi i nā kuʻi puʻu i ka manaʻo o Pepeluali 14. Malia paha e hele hou mai ʻoe mai kahi pilina e waiho ana iā ʻoe i ʻeha, a i ʻole aia paha ʻoe i kahi hui olakino ʻole i kēia manawa; a malia paha hoʻowahāwahā wale ʻoe i kēia lā a pau a makemake ka mea āpau e makemake ʻoe e luaʻi.

 

 

Inā ʻo ia ka hihia, hoʻolaʻa ʻia kēia papa inoa iā ʻoukou a pau e ka poʻe heluhelu mai laila i hoʻohiki i ke aloha i kēia lā Valentine. Ma kahi o ka hāʻawi ʻana iā ʻoe i nā ol 'Eia he 10 mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hoʻoweliweli nāu e nānā ai i ka lā aloha”Papa inoa me Kuʻu Lani Aliʻi Koko ke hoʻopau mau nei me ka wahi kiʻekiʻe, ua hoʻoholo wau e hōʻike iā ʻoe i ʻelima mau laʻana o nā moʻolelo aloha weliweli i loko o ka ʻano weliweli. Ma muli o ka hopena o kēia wā hoʻomaha iā ʻoe i nā ʻōpala (hiki ʻia ia), ma ka liʻiliʻi ʻaʻole ʻoe i hopena e like me kēia mau kaumaha ma ke ʻano he mau kāne ʻoniʻoni weliweli.

 

ʻO ke aloha i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli kahi mea maʻamau i ka aneane o kēlā me kēia laina kuhi. Hui ke keikikāne me ke kaikamahine. ʻIke ke keikikāne a me ke kaikamahine i kahi moʻo nui. Paʻa hakakā ke keikikāne a me ke kaikamahine. Aloha ke keikikāne a me ke kaikamahine i ka wā e hana ana pēlā, bla fucking blah. Eia nō naʻe i kekahi manawa, ʻaʻole maʻalahi ia e like me kēlā a me ke kiko kikoʻī i loko o ke kiʻi weliweli ka moʻolelo aloha aloha weliweli iā ia iho a he aha kahi shit e hōʻike ai i ka manaʻo maoli. No laila e kau i loko o kēia mau moʻolelo ʻelima o ke aloha a me ka poʻe heluhelu, a hoʻomanaʻo hoʻi, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi loa.

 

5. ʻO Edward Scissorhands

Kehena hemolele, hoʻokahi kaumaha kēia ma ke ʻano o ka moʻolelo o ke aloha a me ka nalo. Lōʻihi iki kahi manawa a Kim e pumehana ai iā Edward i hāʻawi ʻia i kāna helehelena kūpilikiʻi a maikaʻi, kīnā ʻole. Eia naʻe, ua aloha ʻo Edward iā ia mai ka manawa a kona mau maka e nānā aku ʻole iā ia, akā he kiʻi nona. A loaʻa iā ia kahi peek iā Kim i ka ʻiʻo, ua pau. Loaʻa iā ia kona puʻuwai. I ka manawa i hele mai ai ʻo Kim ma ka nānā hohonu ʻana i loko o ko Edward a maoli a maʻemaʻe e like me ke aloha puʻupaʻa o ke kaikamahine puʻupaʻa nona, ʻo ia ka mea hoʻowahāwahā maikaʻi loa ma ka papakaumaka āu i ʻike ai. Akā hey, aia lākou ma kēia papa inoa; ʻAʻole i pau me ka lā a me nā rose.

Ma hope o kahi hakakā kolohe me kā Kim douche waʻa o kahi ex (Jim), ua pau ia me Edward pepehi kanaka ʻana, ua ʻākoakoa ka lehulehu o nā kamaʻāina i ka home o ka mea hana make. I ka ʻike ʻana o ka poʻe pitchforkers i ka mea i make ʻo JIm i waho o nā paia, ua sila ʻia ko Edu mau hopena. Ke kū nei i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo maikaʻi ʻole i hiki ʻole iā Edward ke komo pū me ke kūlana maʻamau o ka honua waho, a ke kū nei paha i ka hoʻopiʻi pepehi kanaka, ua hoʻoholo like lāua ʻelua e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kona nalo ʻana i nā aka o kona hale noho kaʻawale. Ua haʻalele hou kahi Kim puʻuwai puʻuwai i kāna aloha iā Edward e noho hou, e noho i kahi ola mehameha, a aloha i ke kaona i make ʻo Edward i ka hakakā me Jim. ʻAʻole lākou i ʻike hou. E nā kānaka uhaʻi puʻuwai nani.

 

 

4. Moi Kong

Beastiality me ka hana ʻole i ka hana maoli i ka maikaʻi loa. ʻO nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni nui ʻekolu a Kong i loaʻa iā mākou i nā makahiki he 80 i hala, ka mana 1933 RKO, Dino De Laurentiis '1976 mana, a me Peter Jackson's monster ʻekolu mau hola, noho pono nā mea āpau i ka laina moʻolelo like me nā ʻokoʻa liʻiliʻi ma nā launa pū ma waena o ka nani a me ka holoholona. No laila no kēia papa inoa kikoʻī, e hoʻohana mākou i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni 1976 i hoʻohaʻahaʻa ʻia e like me kā mākou paio.

Inā makemake ʻoe i ka mana lōʻihi a hohonu hoʻi o ka pilina ma waena o Dwan a me Kong, hiki iā ʻoe ke heluhelu i kaʻu hoʻoponopono ma nā flick nani o '70s ma aneʻi. Eia naʻe, e ʻoki pololei mākou i kahi i aneʻi. ʻOiai ʻo ka mōʻī o Skull Island e mālama i kāna makana e like me ke mōʻī wahine, ua makemake wale ʻo Dwan i ka kaulana a me ka hanohano. I kekahi mau manawa, hōʻike ʻo Kong i nā manaʻo maoli o ke aloha i ke kanaka, a ua pau ʻo Dwan i ke kūʻai aku iā ia i kēlā dick, ʻo Charles Grodin no ke kālā a me ka kaulana koke. A hele pū ʻo Kong ʻilihune me ia e hōʻoluʻolu i kāna mea i aloha ai, a hiki i kona manaʻoʻiʻo ua hoʻoweliweli ʻia ʻo ia. A laila e hemo a pau ka po. Ua huhū paha ʻo ia i ka hopena weliweli o kāna mea pale, ʻoiaʻiʻo ua hana ʻo ia. A ʻo ia wale nō ke hopena i waena o ka mea āna i hana mua ai no nā mea āpau. Kaulana. ʻO ke kumu kūʻai o ka nalowale ʻana o kāna pilina me kāna ipo aloha kanaka ʻelua ʻo Jack, a me kāna pilina ʻano ʻē me Kong no ka mea nāna ka kuleana i make ai.

Pōʻani o ka Opera

E like me Kong, ka moʻolelo nani o ke aloha a me ke aloha Pōʻani o ka Opera, ua noʻonoʻo pinepine ʻia i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i nā hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni; e hoʻolilo ana paha ia i kekahi o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hoʻoweliweli ʻoi loa a me ka lohe ʻia i nā makahiki he 100 i hala. Eia nō naʻe, ʻo ke kiʻi weliweli o ke ao holoʻokoʻa ʻo Claude Rains i hōʻike ʻia no ke kanaka kino kīnā ʻole i ke aloha, he punahele punahele a pilikino ia.

Ua hoʻonāwaliwali iki ʻo Erique Claudin (ua) ma hope o ka hoʻokuʻu ʻia ʻana mai kona mau makahiki lōʻihi i ka wā he violinist ma ka Hale ʻOpera Paris ma muli o nā lālā hema ʻole i kona mau lima. I kēia manawa, inā ua waiho ʻo Erique i kahi mālama kālā ua maikaʻi paha ʻo ia. Eia nō naʻe, ua aloha malū kēia kanaka me kahi ʻōpio ʻōpio Opera Christine Dubois e piʻi mai ana; a ke kākoʻo kālā nei i nā haʻawina mele o ka starlet e hiki mai ana.

 Me ka lana o ka manaʻo e hoʻopau pono, kākau ʻo Claudin a hoʻouna i kahi ʻahamele no ka Opera House. Ma hope o ka hopohopo ke loaʻa ʻole iā ia kahi huaʻōlelo e pili ana i kāna kūlana operetta, hele kahi kāne i kahi mea paʻi i ka mea paʻi wale nō e aʻo ua ʻaihue lākou i kāna mele. I loko o kahi hakakā me ka ʻaihue kōkōpō i ʻōlelo ʻia, kiola ʻia ka ʻakika i ka maka o Claudin a hānau ʻia ka Phantom me kahi papahana.

ʻO kēlā papa hana e ʻike i ke aloha i lilo i kūleʻa. Maliʻa paha ua hele iki ʻo ia i ka moana ma ka pepehi kanaka ʻana i ke kēpau wahine ma kekahi o nā keaka mele ʻo Christine kahi haumāna ma lalo, a ke waiho nei i kahi ipukukui nunui ma ke anaina, akā, ʻo wai lā mākou e hoʻokolokolo ai i ka puʻuwai o ke kāne? I waenakonu o ka haunaele ua kahili aku ʻo Claudin iā Christine i ka mea humuhumu ma lalo o ka honua a hoʻolaha i kona aloha iā ia. ʻAʻole maopopo ʻo Christine he hoa aloha kēia na lāua, a ʻaʻole hōʻike ʻo Claudin i kona ʻano, e waiho ana iā ia me ka makaʻu a me ke aloha o ke kāne mask. Hoʻomaka ʻo ia e pāʻani ma kāna piano a koi aku i kona aloha e hīmeni i ka ʻahamele āna i kākau ai nona. I kēia manawa, ua hoʻopakele nā ​​mea ʻelua o Dubois iā ia, ma hope o ke kani o ke mele. Ke hōʻea lākou i ka lua, puhi kekahi i kahi pū ma ke kaupaku, e haki iā Claudin a make.

Ma hope, ua ʻike ʻo Christine ʻo Claudin kāna mea nāna i hopu, a ua ʻōlelo mahalo ʻo ia ua "ʻano hoʻokokoke ʻia iā ia". Pēlā e waiho ai i kāna mau mea kūpono ʻelua i hope no ka hoʻohanohano ʻana i ke kāne i aloha iā ia i loko o kāna make, a ke nānā wale nei i kāna ʻoihana mele.

 

 

ʻO ka Pūnaewele

"Manaʻoʻiʻo ka poʻe i ka wā e make ai kekahi, lawe kahi ʻokane i ko lākou ʻuhane i ka ʻāina o ka poʻe make. Akā i kekahi manawa, hana ʻia kahi mea maikaʻi ʻole e lawe ʻia kahi kaumaha weliweli me ia a ʻaʻole hiki i ka ʻuhane ke hoʻomaha. A laila i kekahi manawa, i kekahi manawa, hiki i ka ʻiʻo ke hoʻihoʻi mai i kēlā ʻuhane e kau pono i nā mea kūpono ʻole. ”

ʻO ka moʻolelo aloha weliweli e lawelawe nei ma ke ʻano he kikowaena ma 1994 ʻO ka Pūnaewele, a me ka pōpilikia o ke ola maoli e pili ana i ka make ʻana o Brandon Lee ma hope o nā hōʻike o kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ua lawa ia e pehu ai nā waimaka o kekahi. ʻO Selly lāua ʻo Eric nā pahuhopu pili. ʻO ka hohonu o ke aloha o Eric i kāna lede, ʻo ia ka moemoeā o kēlā me kēia ghoul o hoʻokahi lā. ʻO kēia ka mea e lilo i kēia moʻolelo i kahi kaumaha loa i hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo ponoʻī. ʻO nā hana hoʻomāinoino e pili ana i ka pepehi kanaka ʻana o Shelly a me Eric, kipaku iā Draven e hoʻi mai ka lua kupapaʻu hoʻokahi makahiki ma hope e hoʻopaʻi i kā lākou make koke ʻole. Ma lalo o ke alakaʻi a kahi moa, Hoʻokolo ʻo Draven i nā mea hana hewa a hōʻeha iā lākou i ka inoa o kāna aloha i nalo.

Eia nō naʻe, ka hauʻoli o ka ʻike ʻana i kekahi o nā lawehala nui i kau ʻia e kahi gargoyle (keehi kik-ass), ʻaʻole ia e wehe i ka wā i hala e hoʻi ana ʻo Eric i ka lua kupapaʻu o Shelly. He aha ka mea i hiki ʻole ke lilo i kēia manawa akā, inā ʻaihue ʻia ka poʻe a mākou e aloha ai, ʻo ke ala e ola ai lākou ʻo ka haʻalele ʻole i ke aloha iā lākou. Pau nā hale, make ka poʻe, akā mau ke aloha maoli.

ʻO ka lele (1986)

Ma luna o kekahi o nā mea hoʻoweliweli weliweli kiʻekiʻe o nā manawa āpau, ʻo Cronenberg's Ka Holo ʻoi aku ka nui ma mua o kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Me ka hopohopo ʻole, ʻo ia kekahi o nā kaumaha kaumaha loa, a me nā moʻolelo aloha ʻehaʻeha loa e hiki ai i kekahi ke nānā ke wehe aʻe ma ka pakuhi. ʻO ke aloha whirl-wind a Seth lāua ʻo Veronica ke nānā aku nei a ʻano maoli nō, ʻoiai he kemika hilinaʻi kupaianaha kā ka pālua e hoʻokomo pono iā ʻoe i loko o kēia ao ʻē o nā telepods, nā ʻeleka, a me nā pōʻino. A waiho iā ʻoe i kahi huhū wela o ka waimaka a me ka puke- no ka mea ʻo ʻoe a ʻike ʻelua i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hiki ke hana maʻalahi i ka luaʻi projectile no ka leʻaleʻa.

E like me ka hoʻomehana ʻana o nā mea no ka mea loea loea a me ka mea kākau moʻolelo, ʻo kahi hoʻokolohua kūlohelohe me nā telepods a Brundle i hewa nui loa e like me ka lele ʻana o kahi lele i loko o kekahi o nā poloka me Seth, a ʻo ka hopena ua hoʻopili ʻia ʻo DNA. ʻAʻole like me ka kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo Vincent Price, ʻaʻole i wikiwiki ka hoʻololi ʻana o Brundle, a i ka manawa mua ua manaʻo ʻo Seth me ka hauʻoli a me ka mana. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻike mākou ʻo ia wale nā ​​wai momona e kahe ana i loko o kāna mau uaua. Hiki iā Veronica ke ʻike he hewa ʻino loa kāna mea i loaʻa hou, a e like me kā Seth ʻike koke ʻana, he kūpono weliweli loa ia.

ʻO kekahi o nā kī nui i manaʻo maoli ʻia e like me ka mea hou i ka puʻuwai o ka poʻe e nānā nei, ʻo ia ka haʻi ʻōlelo a Brundlefly i hapalua ʻia iā Veronica e pili ana i ka "politika insect". Makemake nui ʻo Veronica e kōkua iā Seth, eia naʻe ua ʻike ʻo Brundle aia ʻoi aku ma mua o kāna kōkua a kauoha iā ia e noho kaʻawale ʻoiai ke manaʻo nei ʻo ia ka ʻekena i loko ona i kēia manawa.

“Pono ʻoe e haʻalele i kēia manawa, a hoʻi ʻole i aneʻi. Ua lohe paha ʻoe i ka politika politika. ʻAʻohe o wau. Lokoino loa lākou. ʻAʻohe aloha, ʻaʻohe kūlike. He pepeke wau i moemoeā he kāne ʻo ia a aloha iā ia. Akā i kēia manawa ua pau ka moeʻuhane ... a ua ala ka mea kolo. Ke ʻōlelo nei au ... E hōʻeha wau iā ʻoe inā ʻoe e noho. ” 

KAU-WRENCH.

ʻO ka kikina nui loa i ka dick ma ka hope loa akā. Pupule ʻo Brundle me kahi manaʻo e fuse iā ia, a ʻo Veronica hāpai i kēia manawa pū i loko o nā telepods me he mea lā ʻo ka pane i kāna pilikia. Me ke kōkua o kahi mea hopohopo, ʻoiai ʻo douche ex-ipo a me ka hoa hana o Ronnie's, hiki iā ia ke pakele i ka haʻalele ʻana iā Brundle's DNA e hoʻopili hewa ʻia me ka poloka ponoʻī. I kēia manawa he kanaka-lele-telepod mutated kā mākou. Kanikau maikaʻi. Ua hele ʻo Seth i loko o ka hohonu i kāna hoa kanaka, ua hopu ʻo ia me ka haʻalulu i kahi pū kī i loaʻa i ka Veronica kaumaha i kona lima a kuhikuhi iā ia i kona poʻo, e koi ana i kona aloha e hoʻopau i ka pupule. Hoʻopili kahi hysterical Geena Davis a pā i nā lolo o Goldblum, e hāʻawi ana iā mākou i kekahi o nā hopena pōʻino loa i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli.

Uh. Pilau ke aloha.