Kākau ʻia na Shannon McGrew

ʻO wau ka mea mua e ʻae, i ka wā e pili ana i nā keiki, ʻaʻole wau ka pā nui o lākou. ʻOiaʻiʻo, i kēlā me kēia manawa a ke ʻike ʻoe i kēlā ʻo ka ʻokoʻa, akā no ka hapa nui, he lima nui lākou. Keʻike wau iaʻu e nānā ana i kahi kiʻi hoʻoweliweli a hoʻomaka koke ka moʻolelo e hoʻouluulu i ke keiki paha he daimonio a ʻino paha, hoʻoikaika koke ia i ke kumu makemake ʻole wau e hānau keiki. Ke manaʻo nei wau, pono ʻoe e ʻae, i kekahi manawa hiki iā lākou ke makaʻu a ʻaʻole wau e kala aku no kēlā no ka mea aloha, ua ʻike ʻoe KA OMENE? E kū iki kēia mau keiki o ka pō i ka wā e hōʻino ai i ka hauʻoli a me ka hauʻoli e noho ana i loko ou.

Kamaʻāina kākou āpau me nā keiki ʻino kahiko mai WAHI A KA POE POINO a NA KEIKI O KA PUA, i ka anti-Christ i ROSEMERA PIPI, akā ua makemake wau e hoʻopā aku i kekahi mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i ʻole e nānā nui i ka ʻano "keiki pepehi" e like me ka mea e pono ai. Inā ʻoe e aloha i ka manaʻo weliweli o nā pēpē diabolō a i ʻole nā ​​keiki pepehi kanaka pūkaʻina e holo nei, a laila kēia Nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni 5 he nui e makemake ʻole ai ʻoe e loaʻa nā keiki keiki aia ma luna pono o kou ala; ʻo wai ka mea ʻike, hoʻonāukiuki paha iā ʻoe e makemake i kou ʻohana ponoʻī.

KE KEIKI ALOHA (1993)

Aloha au i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni no nā kumu he nui, akā i ka hopena o ka lā, he hoʻomanaʻo hoʻomanaʻo ia hiki i nā keiki ke like me ke ʻano sadistic e like me ka poʻe mākua. No ka poʻe kamaʻāina ʻole KE KEIKI MAIKAI (a hilahila iā ʻoe no kou ʻike ʻole e pili ana i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni !!) ua puni ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kahi keikikāne, i hoʻokani ʻia e Elijah Wood, ka mea i noho me kona ʻanakē a me kona ʻanakala a aloha me kona hoahānau, hoʻokani ʻia e Macaulay Culkin, ka mea i hoʻomaka e hōʻike i nā hōʻailona weliweli o ka hana kolohe.

Maikaʻi loa kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, maikaʻi loa, a hāʻawi i nā mea nānā i nā hana kupaianaha e nā mea ʻelua ʻo Elijah Wood lāua ʻo Macaulay Culkin. ʻO ia kekahi o kēlā mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hiki ʻole ke hōʻoluʻolu iaʻu ma hope o kēlā me kēia ke nānā wau. Hōʻike pinepine ʻia mākou me nā keiki he ʻānela hemolele a i ʻole nā ​​mea hoʻopilikia nani ke nānā mākou i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e like me kēia, ʻaneʻane e hoʻolei ʻia i loko o kahi pahu wai wai anuanu, keu hoʻi no ka mea he kiʻi maoli ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. ʻOiai ua puka kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma 23 mau makahiki i hala aku nei, paʻa nō ia i ka hoʻāʻo o ka manawa ʻo ia kekahi o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻoi loa e hōʻike ana i nā mea weliweli i hiki i nā keiki ke hiki.

IOSUA (2007)

He mau makahiki i hala mai koʻu ʻike ʻana i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni akā i ka hoʻomaka ʻana o kaʻu noiʻi ʻana ua hoʻihoʻi mai ia i mau mea hoʻomanaʻo i ka hana maoli ʻana o kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. E hoʻomanaʻo he keiki kamakahi ʻoe, pehea ka nani o ke aloha a me ka hoʻomana ʻana mai kou mau mākua mai? A laila hele mai ka kamaʻilio, e loaʻa hou ana kahi keiki i ka makuahine a, inā ʻelemakule ʻoe e like me aʻu, ua ʻike ʻoe i kēlā ʻūlū lili. ʻO ka hapanui, inā ʻaʻole ʻo mākou āpau, e aʻo e nānā i kēlā, akā ʻaʻole ʻo Joshua. ʻAʻole hoʻokahi iki.

ʻO JOSHUA nā kikowaena ma kahi o ka ʻohana Cairn a me ka hoʻolaha ʻana o ka hōʻea ʻana o kahi kaikamahine pēpē. ʻO Joshua, ka mea i hōʻoiaʻiʻo ʻia he keiki eccentric a ʻano ʻē, hoʻomaka ʻo ia e hōʻike i nā kumu hewa hou aʻe. ʻO kēia kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e kiʻi ma lalo o kou ʻili i kakahiaka nui a ʻaʻole hoʻokuʻu. He hana nui nō hoʻi ia e hōʻike iā ʻoe i ka ʻino o kekahi, me ka nānā ʻole i ka makahiki, Hoʻokahi hiʻohiʻona i hoʻomanaʻo ʻia wau e pili ana iā Joshua e ʻoki ana i nā ʻiole no nā hana dissection. Ke hoʻomaka kahi keiki e pepehi i nā holoholona no kāna leʻaleʻa iho, ʻo ka maʻamau ka hae ʻulaʻula nunui ʻaʻole e holo pono nā mea.

ORPHAN (2009)

Hiki i kekahi ke hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻaʻole pono kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma ka papa inoa ma muli o ka wili ʻana akā ʻaʻole au e ʻae. Manaʻo wau he hiʻohiʻona kūpono loa kēia no ke aha e makaʻala ai kekahi i ka makemake e loaʻa kahi keiki. Ma ke ʻano he mea aloha i ka manaʻo o ka hānai, hoʻopau kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni i ka makaʻu i ke Akua i loko oʻu. Makemake wau e ʻae i kekahi lā, akā he manaʻo koʻu i kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni e waiho mau i ka hope o koʻu noʻonoʻo ke hiki mai kēlā manawa.

KUPANAHA kikowaena ma kahi o ke kāne a me ka wahine, hoʻokani ʻia e Peter Sarsgaard lāua ʻo Vera Farminga, nā mea i hoʻoholo e hānai i kahi kaikamahine ʻeiwa makahiki. ʻAno maʻalahi ka papahele, akā naʻe, ʻoi aku ka nui o kēia keiki ma mua o ka maka o ka maka. Ke hoʻomaka nei ka ʻoiaʻiʻo e wehe, ʻike mākou i kēia keiki i kahi huna pouli a make loa me nā hopena koʻikoʻi. He laʻana maikaʻi loa ia no ka hiki ʻole iā ʻoe ke hilinaʻi i kekahi mea a i ʻole kekahi no ka makaʻu i ka mea hiki iā lākou ke hoʻokau hohonu iā lākou iho.

SHELLEY (2016)

Auē, hāpai keiki. ʻAʻole nui nā mea i ke ola aʻu e makaʻu nei, akā ʻo ka hāpai ʻana, ʻo ia kekahi o lākou. ʻO ka mea a ke kino o ka wahine e hele ai i loko o kēlā mau mahina 9 e weliweli loa iaʻu. He ʻoiaʻiʻo, e haʻi ka poʻe iā ʻoe he waiwai ia, ma ka manawa mua e kau ʻoe i kou mau maka i kāu keiki hānau hou, akā ma ke ʻano he mea keiki ʻole, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻike pēlā. Eia kekahi, lawe ʻiʻo nō ʻoe i kahi kanaka i loko o kou kino NO 9 MONTH. E noʻonoʻo e pili ana i kēlā. Weliweli kēlā.

ʻO nā mea ʻē aʻe, digress wau.  SHELLEY, he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i puka mai i kēia makahiki mai Suède mai e hōʻole ʻole i kaʻu keiki. Kuhi ʻia ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma kahi o kahi mau kāne i hiki ʻole ke loaʻa i kahi keiki e noi i kā lākou wahine wahine Romanian inā he wahine pani ʻo ia. ʻAe ke kauā wahine akā i ka hoʻomaka ʻana e hāpai e hāpai, ʻaʻole holo nā mea e like me ka hoʻolālā. ʻO ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni iho kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hōʻeuʻeu kuni akā ʻaʻole ia e lawe i ka hopena o ka hopena. ʻOi aku ka hana a ʻo ke poʻomanaʻo āpau o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kekahi o ka weliweli a me ka weliweli, keu hoʻi no kā mākou mea alakaʻi alakaʻi i kuleana no ka hāpai ʻana i kēia keiki. I ka hopena, lawe ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i nā hiʻohiʻona ʻoi loa o KA OMENE a ROSEMERA PIPI a hāʻawi iā mākou i kahi hana Suetena o ka weliweli a me ka haunaele.

KA MAKA O KUU MAKUAHE (2016)

ʻO kekahi o kaʻu mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo 2016 ʻo Nicolas Pesce's NA MAKA O KUU MAKUAHINE. Ua kī nani ʻia i ka paʻi kiʻi ʻeleʻele a me keʻokeʻo a loaʻa iā ia kekahi o nā hana keu ʻoi loa aʻu i ʻike ai i ka makahiki holoʻokoʻa, keu hoʻi na nā kālena kupaianaha ʻo Kika Magalhaes. He kiʻi ʻoniʻoni o ka nalo a me ka hoʻowahāwahā ʻole ʻia a ʻo kekahi o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i waiho iaʻu me ka hakahaka a nahae i loko.

ʻO ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e pili ana i kahi wahine ʻōpio, mehameha, nāna i hōʻike e pili ana i ka luku nui ʻana o kona makuahine i ka wā ʻōpio. I kona wā ʻelemakule, hoʻomaka ʻo ia e hoʻomohala i nā pulakaumaka maikaʻi ʻole i ka hoʻopili a me ke aloha. He kiʻi ʻoniʻoni paʻakikī paʻakikī ke nānā aku a he unapologetic i kona ʻano. Ma ke ʻano he kanaka i nalo i kahi makua, ua hiki iaʻu ke ʻeha i ka ʻeha a ke kanaka i ʻike ai i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, akā ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke pili i ka hoʻokahuli ʻana i kāna mau manaʻo. Me kona makuahine i hala, waiho ʻia ʻo ia me kona makuakāne kahi lōʻihi a pili ʻole i ka hopena e hele ana i kahi lōʻihi e ʻike i ke aloha a me ka ʻae ʻia i nā ʻano ʻē a weliweli loa.

Makemake wau e hoʻohui i kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni i kaʻu papa inoa no ka mea ʻo ia wale nō ma aneʻi e hōʻike nei i kahi mākua me nā ʻano kamaliʻi i hoʻokumu ʻia i loko o nā ʻano makaʻu weliweli. Hoʻoweliweli wau iaʻu e noʻonoʻo inā inā he keiki kaʻu a me nā mea e hiki mai ana iaʻu, hiki i kekahi mea e like me kēia ke hoʻopili i kaʻu keiki ma kahi ʻano ʻalalā.

Ma ke ʻano holoʻokoʻa, he mau haneli paha nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e hiki ke hōʻike maʻalahi i ke kumu o ka makaʻu o nā keiki ma ke ʻano he shit. No kēia manawa, ʻo kaʻu papa inoa ponoʻī kēia inā loaʻa iā ʻoe kekahi mau manaʻo e ʻoluʻolu e haʻi iā mākou. Inā aia kekahi mea aʻu i aʻo ai i ka hui pū ʻana i kaʻu Nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni 5 he nui e makemake ʻole ai ʻoe e loaʻa nā keiki keiki ʻO ia kahi ʻano sub-ʻano kūpono i ka weliweli e ʻike maopopo ma lalo o koʻu ʻili.