Kākau ʻia na Shannon McGrew

I kekahi poʻe, ʻo ka manō nā mea kilohana i kuhi hewa ʻia, ʻo kekahi i kekahi, ʻo wau pū kekahi, he mau mea hao wale o ke kai. Ke kākau kāu hana e pili ana i ka weliweli, hoʻomaka ʻoe e lilo i de-sensitized i nā ʻuhane a me nā daimonio a me nā mea mana kupua ʻē aʻe a hoʻomaka e kau i ka weliweli i ke ola maoli. Naʻu, ke kai, nani e like me ka hiki, e paʻa i nā mea huna ʻeleʻele he wahi weliweli loa inā ʻoe e noʻonoʻo i ka hapanui o ia i ʻike ʻole ʻia a kākau ʻole ʻia.

Me nūhou ʻO Steve Alten's puke 'Meg', kahi moʻolelo kolohe i hoʻokumu ʻia e pili ana i kahi manō prehistoric ʻoiaʻiʻo i kapa ʻia ʻo Megalodon, e hele mai ana i ka pale nui i ka makahiki 2018, ua manaʻo wau e papa inoa wau i kekahi o kaʻu mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni manamana punahele.

Kamaʻāina nō kākou āpau “Awae” a manaʻo wau he lōkahi ia ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni manō ʻoi loa ma waho, no laila no ka pono o kēia ʻatikala, e hōʻole wau i ka hoʻohana ʻana i kēlā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kaʻu papa inoa. Eia kekahi, ua lohe wau i ka nui o ka poʻe e haʻi nei i ka maikaʻi “Ke Kai” akā, eia naʻe ʻaʻole wau e ʻike i kēlā akā aia ia ma kaʻu papa inoa. No laila me ka hoʻomau hou ʻole ʻana, e komo i loko o kaʻu mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli ma luna o 5 mau manō!

# 5 Sharknado (2013)

 

E hele mua wau a e ʻike iā ʻoukou āpau aia he 2 mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni mai SyFy ma kēia papa inoa a ʻaʻole wau e kala aku no kēlā! Āhea “Sharknado” hoʻonani i kā mākou kīwī kīwī i ka makahiki 2013 Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole ʻo SyFy i ʻike i ka nui o ke kuʻi e loaʻa. Pehea e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo ʻaʻole i ka manō a me ka puahiohio e hui pū nei i loko o ka mīkini pepehi hale ?! ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe! ʻOiai ʻaʻole wau i nui o ka peʻa o nā hopena hiki ʻole ke alo ʻia, he wahi palupalu nō wau no ka mea kumu “Sharknado” a hauʻoli wau i ka nānā ʻana i kēlā me kēia manawa aʻu e ʻike ai. Eia nō hoʻi, ʻo Ian Ziering lāua ʻo Tara Reid e hakakā ana i nā manō puahiohio. Ua lawa ka ʻōlelo.

# 4 Loaʻa iā Nemo (2003)

ʻAe, ke hoʻohui nei wau i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni Disney / Pixar a ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke kāpae iaʻu. E hoʻolohe, ʻo Bruce the Shark, ke hele nei i loko o kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. ʻAʻole wau e ʻōlelo ua makaʻu wau a i ʻole kekahi mea, akā no kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni keiki makemake nui ʻia, he mau manaʻo hoʻopunipuni kā Bruce a me kāna mau hoa aloha. ʻO wau e ʻōlelo, ke hoʻāʻo nei lākou e hōʻoia iā Marlin lāua ʻo Dory he mau mea ʻai lākou! ʻAʻole nā ​​manuʻai nā mea ʻai. ʻAʻole au e ʻōlelo i ka ʻino o ka manō, akā inā aia kekahi mea aʻu e aʻo ai "Ke loaʻa nei iā Nemo," ʻaʻole ia e hilinaʻi ʻia ka manō.

# 3 Sharktopus (2010)

Eia hou mākou me kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni SyFy hou aʻe! Aloha nui wau “Sharktopus” a hilahila ʻole wau e ʻae aku i kēlā. ʻOkoʻa "Sharknado," i kēia manawa a puni ʻike mākou i ka manō a me ka heʻe i hoʻohui ʻia ma muli o kahi hoʻokolohua pūʻali koa. Makemake ʻoe e ʻike i ke kumu o kēia mea maikaʻi loa? Maikaʻi no ka mea ʻae ia i kēia mea hybrid e hele wāwae ma ka ʻāina! E noʻonoʻo i kēlā !! He manō e hele wāwae ana i ka ʻāina! Inā wau i ʻike i kēlā, e haʻi wau i kaʻu mau pule a kali i ka apocalypse e hiki mai ana e hiki koke mai ana. I nā koʻikoʻi āpau, aloha nui wau i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a he mea pūʻiwa mau ia i ka manawa e hōʻike ai ka mea hoʻokani ʻo Eric Roberts e kīkiʻi i kekahi hoki a lawe i kekahi mau inoa.

# 2 Nā Pākuʻi (2016)

ʻAe, i kēia manawa ua kiʻi wau i kēlā mau ʻoniʻoni ʻē aʻe mai kaʻu ʻōnaehana, ua hiki i ka manawa e koho i kahi mea ʻoi aku koʻikoʻi. "Nā Pāpaʻu," i hoʻokuʻu ʻia i kēia makahiki i hala iho nei, he gehena o ka pīhoihoi i loaʻa kekahi mau manawa kūpilikiʻi me nā hopena kūikawā a me nā maka. ʻAʻole wau i maopopo inā makemake wau i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i ka wā aʻu i lohe ai e pili ana iā ia, a ke inaina wau e ʻōlelo ʻaʻole wau i manaʻo e hiki iā Blake Lively ke huki i kēia kiʻi, akā hauʻoli wau i ka hōʻike ʻana ua hōʻoia wau. hewa. Ma o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni holoʻokoʻa, ʻike wau iaʻu iho e noho ana ma ka lihi o koʻu noho e kali ana i ka makaʻu e hoʻokokoke ana mai lalo. He mea kupaianaha ka CGI i hoʻohana ʻia no ka manō a ʻo ia ka mea i ʻoi aku ka nui o ka hana ʻana i ka mea i hōʻike ʻia iā ia iho i kona nani. ʻOiai ʻaʻole wau e hele a hiki i ka ʻōlelo ʻana ʻo ia ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni manō ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi mai ia wā “Awae”, noho mau ia kekahi o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hoʻoweliweli hiwahiwa ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi i puka i nā makahiki i hala iho nei.

# 1 Ke Kai Kahakai (1999)

ʻAe, ʻo kaʻu koho helu ʻekahi kēia a ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻaheo loa no ia! Hoʻomaopopo wau i ka manawa mua aʻu i ʻike ai “Ke Kai Kahiki” a makaʻu loa hoʻi i ka wā i ʻai ʻia ai ke ʻano o Samuel L. Jackson. ʻO kēlā hiʻohiʻona, a me nā mea āpau e pili ana iā ia, ʻo ia kekahi o nā manawa mua aʻu i makaʻu maoli ai i ka nānā ʻana i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i nā hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole paʻa ia i ka hoʻāʻo o ka manawa, akā he uaki leʻaleʻa nō ia. Eia kekahi, ke ʻimi nei nā ʻepekema i kēia manō no ka noiʻi a Alzheimer, e noho nei i kahi wahi noiʻi ʻokoʻa ma lalo o ka wai. No kekahi, ʻo ka hoʻokaʻawale, ka makaʻu o ka make ʻana, a me ka claustrophobia, ʻoi aku ka makaʻu ma mua o ka manō o ka mea pepehi kanaka iā lākou iho. Eia kekahi, aia kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo LL Cool J a ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hele hewa me kēlā.