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Ke ʻimi nei ʻo Snowmen iā Obama. ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole kēia ke poʻo o ke kīwī hoʻoliʻiliʻi B-kiʻiʻoniʻoni, ʻaʻole hoʻi i nā hoʻolaha ʻano ʻē. Ke nānā pono nei nā kāne i hana ʻia e ke kanaka ma o ka puka Oval Office ma o nā maka pihi, e ʻeleʻele nei nā ʻōniu o nā lānahu e like me ko lākou mau ʻuhane, a pono mākou i kahi kūkā.

Kamaʻāina paha ʻoe me nā mea maʻi pediophobia: ʻo ka poʻe hiki ʻole ke hele mālie i kahi hale kūʻai kahiko e kū i kahi papa i piha i nā pēpē porcelain. A ʻo nā mea maʻi coulrophobia, ka mea pinepine ʻole e kau i ka wāwae i kahi pākaukau e ʻaʻa ai i nā clowns. Akā ua ʻike paha ʻoe i kahi flinch passerby ma Frosty, ma waena o nā mea hoʻonani hoʻolauleʻa? He makaʻu kēia i ʻike ʻia ma hominochionophobia, a HuffPost hōʻike e loaʻa i ka POTUS ke kuni slush. Ua hoʻolilo ʻo ia iā People–A ʻo ia kāna kuhi hewa make.

Maikaʻi, e Barry! Makemake wale ʻo ia i nā ʻapo pumehana!

"Aia kekahi ʻano ʻano Chucky āpau iā lākou," i ʻōlelo ʻo ia, me ke kunou ʻana - a i ʻole ke hoʻoluliluli poʻo? - i kā mākou Guy punahele, he mau pule i hala aku nei. "Ke liʻiliʻi iki nei lākou."

ʻO "kahi liʻiliʻi" ke kau mālie nei. Ma hope ua hele ʻo ia e hoʻoweliweli i ka neʻe ʻana i ka wā i kuʻi ai ʻo Michelle e hoʻokau ʻo ia i kahi hau i loko o ko lākou lumi moe – inā he mea hoʻomākeʻaka wale paha.

ʻOiai e hoʻohenehene ana paha ʻo FLOTUS, ua kokoke paha nā limahana o ka Hale Keʻokeʻo e lawe i kā lākou mea hoʻomākeʻaka loa oi aku ka ulu

Ua loaʻa lākou i ka makani o ka ʻohana hau hau e noho ana i ka Māla Rose, e pili kokoke ana i ka Oval Office. "A laila ua ʻike mākou he kaumaha loa ka poʻe hau a hiki i ka hāpai maʻalahi ʻana," i paʻi ʻia e ka mea paʻi kiʻi White House, ʻo Pete Souza ma Instagram. Ua wehe ʻo ia i ka prank yuletide ma kāna ʻaoʻao ma laila, i kahi pāʻani pāʻanoa. "Akā i ka hopena, i kēia kakahiaka ma mua o ka hiki ʻana mai o ka Pelekikena i ke keʻena, kekahi o nā limahana limahana - ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻo wai - i hoʻoneʻe i nā mea hau a pau e nānā ana kēlā me kēia ma ka puka aniani ʻokoʻa i ka Oval. Ua kiʻi ʻia kēia kiʻi i kēia ʻauinalā ma ke kau inoa ʻana o ka Pelekikena i nā bila o ka makahiki. ”

Aia ʻo Barack ma luna o lākou. ʻO ia kēia. Ua iho i lalo i kēia: ʻo ka hau hau Obama-nible.

ʻO ka manawa kēia e kau i kāna kāʻei ʻeleʻele i ka tae kwon do (ʻaʻole, koʻikoʻi – e nānā i luna) e hoʻohana maikaʻi ai.

Hiki i kekahi ke noʻonoʻo i ka mea i hana ʻia mai laila. ʻOiai, ua heleʻo ia iā ia iho ma ka puka aniani, e hāʻawi ana i kahi ʻoki wikiwiki i ka ʻāʻī o ka bastard hau. Ua decapitated iā ia, e waiho ana i kahi scarf alani hoʻokahi i waenakonu ona. Ua hana ʻo Barack i kekahi mau palepa, i nā kaila kūpono no ka ʻĀlapa. ʻO paha paha ke keʻehi keʻena a kū pololei i kona ʻōpū palu, ʻo ia ka hahau hope loa, a i ʻole… a i ʻole he pālua wale ʻia ka pelekikena Ma kēlā a me kēia ʻaoʻao, makemake mākou e manaʻo ʻo kekahi o kāna hana hope loa i ke keʻena ʻaʻole wale no ka pale ʻana iā ia iho, akā ʻo kāna lāhui aloha pū kekahi.

Mele Kalikimaka, e Obama: ola ʻoe e hoʻolauleʻa ai i kahi makahiki ʻē aʻe.

“I kēia makahiki aʻe, e Obama. ʻAʻole ʻoe e lawelawe huna iā ʻoe e pale hou aku iā ʻoe. ”

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'47 Meters Down' Loaʻa ʻekolu kiʻiʻoniʻoni i kapa ʻia ʻo 'The Wreck'

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lā palena pau o ka hai ana he mea hou 47 Nā Mīleka Kākoʻo Ke hoʻomaka nei ka hoʻoili ʻana, e hana ana i ka moʻo manō he trilogy. 

"ʻO Johannes Roberts ka mea kākau moʻolelo, a me ka mea kākau kiʻi ʻo Ernest Riera, nāna i kākau i nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻelua, ua kākau pū i ke kolu o ka ʻāpana: 47 mau mika i lalo: Ka Pohō.” Patrick Lussier (Kuʻu Lani Aliʻi Koko) e kuhikuhi.

ʻO nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni mua ʻelua he kūleʻa kūpono, i hoʻokuʻu ʻia ma 2017 a me 2019. ʻO ke kiʻi ʻelua ke poʻo inoa 47 mau mika i lalo: Uncaged

47 Nā Mīleka Kākoʻo

Ke kuka no Ka Wreck ua kikoʻī ʻia e Deadline. Ua kākau lākou e pili ana i ka makua kāne a me ke kaikamahine e ho'āʻo ana e hoʻoponopono i ko lāua pilina ma o ka hoʻolilo ʻana i ka manawa e luʻu ai i loko o kahi moku i pohō. Ke piʻi aʻe ka ʻāʻī a me ka emi ʻana o ka oxygen, pono nā kāne e hoʻohana i kā lāua paʻa hou e pakele ai i ka pōʻino a me ka hoʻokuʻu mau ʻana o nā manō keʻokeʻo nui.

Manaʻo nā mea hana kiʻiʻoniʻoni e hōʻike i ka pitch i ka Makeke Cannes me ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ka hana i ka hāʻule. 

"47 mau mika i lalo: Ka Pohō ʻo ia ka hoʻomau maikaʻi loa o kā mākou franchise piha piha i ka manō, "wahi a Byron Allen, ka mea hoʻokumu/hoʻokele/CEO o Allen Media Group. "E weliweli hou kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni a ma ka lihi o ko lākou mau noho."

Hoʻohui hou ʻo Johannes Roberts, "ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke kali i ka poʻe e hoʻopaʻa hou ʻia i lalo o ka wai me mākou. 47 mau mika i lalo: Ka Pohō ʻo ia ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni nui loa a ikaika loa o kēia franchise."

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Hoʻokuʻu ʻo 'Wednesday' Season Two i ke wikiō teaser hou e hōʻike ana i ka poʻe holo piha

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ʻO Christopher Lloyd Pōʻakolu Season 2

Netflix hoolaha i keia kakahiaka Pōʻakolu ke komo nei ka manawa 2 ? iecaianoaaiiuo. Ua kali lōʻihi ka poʻe pā no ka ʻoi aku o ke kiʻi weliweli. Kau mua o Pōʻakolu i hoʻomaka mua ʻia ma Nowemapa 2022.

I kā mākou honua hou o ka hoʻoheheʻe ʻana i ka leʻaleʻa, ʻaʻole ia he mea maʻamau ka nui o nā hōʻike i nā makahiki e hoʻokuʻu i kahi kau hou. Inā hoʻokuʻu lākou i kekahi. ʻOiai paha mākou e kali liʻiliʻi e ʻike i ka hōʻike, aia kekahi nūhou maikaʻi maikaʻi.

Poakolu Hoolei

Ke kau hou o Pōʻakolu he mea hoolei kupanaha. ʻO Jenna Ortega (Scream) e hoʻihoʻi hou ana i kāna kūlana kiʻekiʻe Pōʻakolu. E hui pū ʻia ʻo ia e Billie Piper (Kauwai), ʻO Steve Buscemi (Ka moku o Boardwalk), Evie Templeton (Hoʻi i Silent Hill), Owen Pena (ʻO ke kelepa wahine), A ʻO Noa Taylor (Charlie a me ka Hale Waikiko).

E ʻike nō hoʻi mākou i kekahi o nā mea hoʻokani kupanaha mai ka wā hoʻokahi e hoʻi mai ana. Pōʻakolu e hōʻike ʻia ke kau 2 Catherine-Zeta Jones (Nā Huaʻaoʻao), ʻO Luis Guzman (Genie), ʻO Isac Ordonez ('O kahi wrinkle i ka manawa), A Luyanda Unati Lewis-Nyawo (Nāheahe).

Inā ʻaʻole lawa kēlā mana hōkū, ka moʻolelo ʻO Tim Burton (Ka Moe Mamua Noel) e alakaʻi ana i ka moʻo. Me he kunou papalina mai Netflix, keia kau o Pōʻakolu e kapa ʻia ke poʻo inoa Eia kakou Auwe Hou.

ʻO Jenna Ortega Pōʻakolu
ʻO Jenna Ortega ma ka Pōʻakolu Addams

ʻAʻole mākou ʻike nui e pili ana i ka mea Pōʻakolu kau ʻelua. Eia naʻe, ua ʻōlelo ʻo Ortega e ʻoi aku ka weliweli o kēia kau. "Ke hilinaʻi nei mākou i kahi mea weliweli iki. He mea hoihoi loa ia, no ka mea, ma ka hōʻike ʻana a pau, ʻoiai ʻo ka Pōʻakolu e pono ai i kahi arc, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e loli maoli a ʻo ia ka mea kupanaha nona. "

ʻO ia ka ʻike a mākou. E hōʻoia e nānā hou maanei no nā nūhou hou aʻe a me nā mea hou.

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Ua hōʻike ʻia ʻo A24 "Huki Plug" Ma ka 'Crystal Lake' o Peacock

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ʻAʻole paha e hele i mua ka hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni A24 me kāna Peacock i hoʻolālā ʻia Friday ka 13th i kapa ʻia ʻo spinoff he aniani Lake wahi a Fridaythe13thfranchise.com. Hōʻike ka pūnaewele i ka blogger hoʻokipa jeff sneider nāna i hana i kahi ʻōlelo ma kāna ʻaoʻao pūnaewele ma o ka uku hoʻopaʻa inoa. 

"Ke lohe nei au ua huki ʻo A24 i ka plug ma Crystal Lake, kāna moʻolelo Peacock i hoʻolālā ʻia ma ka Pōʻalima ka 13th franchise e hōʻike ana i ka mea pepehi masked Jason Voorhees. ʻO Bryan Fuller ma muli o ka hoʻokumu hoʻokō i ka moʻo weliweli.

ʻAʻole maopopo inā he hoʻoholo mau kēia a i ʻole he manawa pōkole, no ka mea, ʻaʻohe ʻōlelo a A24. E kōkua paha ʻo Peacock i nā kālepa e hoʻomālamalama hou aku i kēia papahana, i hoʻolaha ʻia ma 2022.

Ma Ianuali 2023, ua hōʻike mākou aia kekahi mau inoa nui ma hope o kēia papahana streaming ʻO Bryan Fuller, Kevin Williamson, a Pōʻalima ka 13th Mahele 2 kaikamahine hope loa Adrienne King.

Hana ʻia Fan he aniani Lake Poster

"'ʻIkepili Crystal Lake mai Bryan Fuller! Hoʻomaka lākou e kākau i loko o 2 mau pule (aia nā mea kākau i ka lehulehu). i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i ka pāpaho pūnaewele mea kākau moʻolelo ʻO Eric Goldman nāna i tweet i ka ʻike i ka wā e hele ana a Pōʻalima ka 13th 3D hanana hōʻike ʻana ma Ianuali 2023. “E loaʻa iā ia nā helu ʻelua e koho ai - kahi mea hou a me Harry Manfredini maʻamau. Ke kākau nei ʻo Kevin Williamson i kahi hanana. E hana hou ana ʻo Adrienne King. ʻAe! Ua hoʻokumu ʻo Fuller i ʻehā mau kau no Crystal Lake. Hoʻokahi wale nō i kauoha ʻia a hiki i kēia manawa ʻoiai ua ʻike ʻo ia e uku ʻo Peacock i kahi hoʻopaʻi nui loa inā ʻaʻole lākou e kauoha i kahi Season 2. Nīnau ʻia inā hiki iā ia ke hōʻoia i ke kuleana o Pamela ma ka moʻo Crystal Lake, ua pane ʻo Fuller 'E hele pololei ana mākou. e uhi ia mea a pau. Ke uhi nei ka moʻolelo i ke ola a me nā manawa o kēia mau mea ʻelua '(malia paha e pili ana ʻo ia iā Pamela lāua ʻo Jason ma laila!)'”

A i ole pe p e PeʻakōKe neʻe nei ʻo k i mua me ka papahana ʻaʻole maopopo a no ka mea he ʻike lua kēia nūhou, pono e hōʻoia ʻia ka mea e koi ai Pākini A / / A24 e hana i kahi ʻōlelo kūhelu a lākou e hana ʻole ai.

Akā e hoʻomau i ka nānā hou ʻana i iHorror no nā mea hou loa i kēia moʻolelo e ulu nei.

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