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Ke ʻimi nei ʻo Snowmen iā Barack Obama!

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Ke ʻimi nei ʻo Snowmen iā Obama. ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole kēia ke poʻo o ke kīwī hoʻoliʻiliʻi B-kiʻiʻoniʻoni, ʻaʻole hoʻi i nā hoʻolaha ʻano ʻē. Ke nānā pono nei nā kāne i hana ʻia e ke kanaka ma o ka puka Oval Office ma o nā maka pihi, e ʻeleʻele nei nā ʻōniu o nā lānahu e like me ko lākou mau ʻuhane, a pono mākou i kahi kūkā.

Kamaʻāina paha ʻoe me nā mea maʻi pediophobia: ʻo ka poʻe hiki ʻole ke hele mālie i kahi hale kūʻai kahiko e kū i kahi papa i piha i nā pēpē porcelain. A ʻo nā mea maʻi coulrophobia, ka mea pinepine ʻole e kau i ka wāwae i kahi pākaukau e ʻaʻa ai i nā clowns. Akā ua ʻike paha ʻoe i kahi flinch passerby ma Frosty, ma waena o nā mea hoʻonani hoʻolauleʻa? He makaʻu kēia i ʻike ʻia ma hominochionophobia, a HuffPost hōʻike e loaʻa i ka POTUS ke kuni slush. Ua hoʻolilo ʻo ia iā People–A ʻo ia kāna kuhi hewa make.

Maikaʻi, e Barry! Makemake wale ʻo ia i nā ʻapo pumehana!

"Aia kekahi ʻano ʻano Chucky āpau iā lākou," i ʻōlelo ʻo ia, me ke kunou ʻana - a i ʻole ke hoʻoluliluli poʻo? - i kā mākou Guy punahele, he mau pule i hala aku nei. "Ke liʻiliʻi iki nei lākou."

ʻO "kahi liʻiliʻi" ke kau mālie nei. Ma hope ua hele ʻo ia e hoʻoweliweli i ka neʻe ʻana i ka wā i kuʻi ai ʻo Michelle e hoʻokau ʻo ia i kahi hau i loko o ko lākou lumi moe – inā he mea hoʻomākeʻaka wale paha.

ʻOiai e hoʻohenehene ana paha ʻo FLOTUS, ua kokoke paha nā limahana o ka Hale Keʻokeʻo e lawe i kā lākou mea hoʻomākeʻaka loa oi aku ka ulu

Ua loaʻa lākou i ka makani o ka ʻohana hau hau e noho ana i ka Māla Rose, e pili kokoke ana i ka Oval Office. "A laila ua ʻike mākou he kaumaha loa ka poʻe hau a hiki i ka hāpai maʻalahi ʻana," i paʻi ʻia e ka mea paʻi kiʻi White House, ʻo Pete Souza ma Instagram. Ua wehe ʻo ia i ka prank yuletide ma kāna ʻaoʻao ma laila, i kahi pāʻani pāʻanoa. "Akā i ka hopena, i kēia kakahiaka ma mua o ka hiki ʻana mai o ka Pelekikena i ke keʻena, kekahi o nā limahana limahana - ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻo wai - i hoʻoneʻe i nā mea hau a pau e nānā ana kēlā me kēia ma ka puka aniani ʻokoʻa i ka Oval. Ua kiʻi ʻia kēia kiʻi i kēia ʻauinalā ma ke kau inoa ʻana o ka Pelekikena i nā bila o ka makahiki. ”

Aia ʻo Barack ma luna o lākou. ʻO ia kēia. Ua iho i lalo i kēia: ʻo ka hau hau Obama-nible.

ʻO ka manawa kēia e kau i kāna kāʻei ʻeleʻele i ka tae kwon do (ʻaʻole, koʻikoʻi – e nānā i luna) e hoʻohana maikaʻi ai.

Hiki i kekahi ke noʻonoʻo i ka mea i hana ʻia mai laila. ʻOiai, ua heleʻo ia iā ia iho ma ka puka aniani, e hāʻawi ana i kahi ʻoki wikiwiki i ka ʻāʻī o ka bastard hau. Ua decapitated iā ia, e waiho ana i kahi scarf alani hoʻokahi i waenakonu ona. Ua hana ʻo Barack i kekahi mau palepa, i nā kaila kūpono no ka ʻĀlapa. ʻO paha paha ke keʻehi keʻena a kū pololei i kona ʻōpū palu, ʻo ia ka hahau hope loa, a i ʻole… a i ʻole he pālua wale ʻia ka pelekikena Ma kēlā a me kēia ʻaoʻao, makemake mākou e manaʻo ʻo kekahi o kāna hana hope loa i ke keʻena ʻaʻole wale no ka pale ʻana iā ia iho, akā ʻo kāna lāhui aloha pū kekahi.

Mele Kalikimaka, e Obama: ola ʻoe e hoʻolauleʻa ai i kahi makahiki ʻē aʻe.

“I kēia makahiki aʻe, e Obama. ʻAʻole ʻoe e lawelawe huna iā ʻoe e pale hou aku iā ʻoe. ”

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Hula ʻo 'Abigail' i kona ala i ke kikohoʻe i kēia pule

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Abigail ke hāʻule nei kona mau niho i ka hoʻolimalima kikohoʻe i kēia pule. E hoʻomaka ana i ka lā 7 o Mei, hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa i kēia, ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni hou loa mai Noho Leo. Hoʻokiʻekiʻe nā alakaʻi ʻo Bettinelli-Olpin lāua ʻo Tyler Gillet i ke ʻano vampire i nā manaʻolana paʻakikī ma kēlā me kēia kihi i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i ke koko.

Hōkū kiʻi ʻoniʻoni Melissa barrera (Uwau VII ke kiʻekiʻe), Kathryn Newton (ʻO Ant-Man a me ka Wasp: QuantumaniaKupanahaʻO Lisa Frankenstein), A Alisha Weir e like me ke ano titular.

Aia ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni i kēia manawa ma ka helu ʻeiwa ma ka pahu pahu kūloko a loaʻa iā ia ka helu hoʻolohe he 85%. Nui ka poʻe i hoʻohālikelike i ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni me ka thematically ʻO Radio Silence's 2019 home invasion kiʻiʻoniʻoni E hoʻomākaukau aʻaʻole paha: Ua hoʻolimalima ʻia kahi hui heist e kahi mea hoʻoponopono pohihihi e ʻaihue i ke kaikamahine a kahi kanaka mana o lalo. Pono lākou e kiaʻi i ka balerina 12 makahiki no ka pō hoʻokahi e loaʻa i kahi pānaʻi $50 miliona. I ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ka poʻe hopu i ka emi ʻana o kēlā me kēia, ʻike lākou i ko lākou hopohopo nui ua paʻa lākou i loko o kahi hale kaʻawale me kahi kaikamahine liʻiliʻi ʻole.

Noho Leo ua ʻōlelo ʻia e hoʻololi ana i nā mea hana mai ka weliweli a i ka comedy i kā lākou papahana aʻe. lā palena pau hōʻike e alakaʻi ana ka hui i kahi ʻO Andy Samberg hoʻohenehene e pili ana i nā lopako.

Abigail E loaʻa iā ia ka hoʻolimalima ʻana a i ʻole ma ke kikohoʻe e hoʻomaka ana i Mei 7.

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Luna ho'oponopono

ʻAe a ʻaʻole: He aha ka maikaʻi a me ka hewa i ka weliweli i kēia pule

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Nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli

Welina mai iā Yay a i ʻole Nay i kahi leka liʻiliʻi i kēlā me kēia pule e pili ana i kaʻu manaʻo he nūhou maikaʻi a maikaʻi ʻole i loko o ke kaiāulu weliweli i kākau ʻia ma nā ʻāpana nui. 

pua:

Mike flanagan kamaʻilio e pili ana i ke kuhikuhi ʻana i ka mokuna aʻe o ka Pau trilogy. ʻO ke ʻano paha ua ʻike ʻo ia i ka mea hope loa a ʻike ʻo ia he ʻelua i koe a inā hana maikaʻi ʻo ia i kahi moʻolelo. 

pua:

I ka kūkala o kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni IP hou Mickey Vs Winnie. Leʻaleʻa ka heluhelu ʻana i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni mai ka poʻe ʻaʻole i ʻike i ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni.

ʻAʻole:

ka hou Nā helehelena o ka make loaʻa ka reboot i kahi Helu helu R. ʻAʻole maikaʻi loa - pono e loaʻa iā Gen-Z kahi mana i helu ʻole ʻia e like me nā hanauna i hala i hiki ai iā lākou ke nīnau i ko lākou make e like me kā mākou i hana ai. 

pua:

ʻO Russell Crowe ke hana nei kekahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni waiwai. Ke lilo koke nei ʻo ia i Nic Cage ʻē aʻe ma ka ʻōlelo ʻana ʻae i kēlā me kēia palapala, e hoʻihoʻi i ka kilokilo i nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni B, a ʻoi aku ke kālā i VOD. 

ʻAʻole:

Ke kau nei ʻO ka Pūnaewele hoʻi i nā hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni no kona 30th lā hoʻomanaʻo. ʻO ka hoʻokuʻu hou ʻana i nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni maʻamau ma ka hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni no ka hoʻolauleʻa ʻana i kahi milestone maikaʻi loa, akā ʻo ka hana ʻana pēlā i ka wā i pepehi ʻia ai ka mea hoʻokani alakaʻi o ia kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma ka hoʻonohonoho ʻana ma muli o ka mālama ʻole ʻana, ʻo ia ka hopu kālā o ke ʻano ʻino loa. 

ʻO ka Pūnaewele
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ʻO nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni hoʻoweliweli manuahi / hana ma Tubi i kēia pule

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ʻO ka lawelawe manuahi manuahi Tubi He wahi maikaʻi ia e ʻōwili ai inā maopopo ʻole ʻoe i ka mea e nānā ai. ʻAʻole lākou i kākoʻo ʻia a pili pū me iHorror. Eia nō naʻe, mahalo nui mākou i kā lākou hale waihona puke no ka mea he paʻa loa ia a he nui nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli ʻaʻole hiki ke loaʻa iā ʻoe ma nā wahi ʻē aʻe o ka nahele, koe wale nō, inā laki ʻoe, i loko o kahi pahu pahu wai ma kahi kūʻai pā hale. Ma waho aʻe o Tubi, ma hea ʻoe e loaʻa ai ʻOʻokiʻoki (1990), Nā Spookies (1986), a i ʻole Ka Mana (1984)?

Nānā mākou i ka nui loa huli ʻia nā poʻo inoa weliweli ma ka paepae i kēia pule, manaʻolana, e hoʻopakele iā ʻoe i kekahi manawa i kāu hoʻāʻo e ʻimi i kahi mea manuahi e nānā ai ma Tubi.

ʻO ka mea hoihoi ma ka piko o ka papa inoa kekahi o nā sequels polarizing loa i hana ʻia, ʻo ka Ghostbusters i alakaʻi ʻia e ka wahine e hoʻomaka hou mai 2016. Ua ʻike paha nā mea nānā i ka hopena hope loa. Aupuni Hau a ke ʻimi nei i kēia anomali franchise. E hauʻoli lākou i ka ʻike ʻana ʻaʻole i like ka ʻino e like me ka manaʻo o kekahi a he ʻakaʻaka maoli i nā kiko.

No laila e nānā i ka papa inoa ma lalo a haʻi mai iā mākou inā makemake ʻoe i kekahi o lākou i kēia hopena pule.

1. Ghostbusters (2016)

Ghostbusters (2016)

ʻO kahi hoʻouka kaua ʻē aʻe o New York City e hōʻuluʻulu ana i ʻelua o nā mea hoihoi paranormal piha i ka proton, kahi ʻenekinia nuklea a me kahi mea hana subway no ke kaua. mea hana no ke kaua.

2. Haehae

Ke lilo ka pūʻulu holoholona i mea ʻino ma hope o ka hele ʻana o kahi hoʻokolohua genetic, pono e ʻimi ka primatologist i kahi antidote e pale ai i kahi pōʻino honua.

3. Na ka Diabolo i hana ia'u

Ua ʻike nā mea noiʻi Paranormal ʻo Ed lāua ʻo Lorraine Warren i kahi kipi kipi i ko lākou kōkua ʻana i ka mea i hoʻopiʻi ʻia e hoʻopaʻapaʻa i ka daimonio i koi iā ia e pepehi kanaka.

4. Mea weliweli 2

Ma hope o ke ala hou ʻana e kahi hui hewa, ua hoʻi ʻo Art the Clown i Miles County, kahi e kali ai kāna mau mea hou, he kaikamahine ʻōpio a me kona kaikunāne.

5. Mai hanu

Haʻi ka hui o nā ʻōpio i ka hale o kahi makapō, me ka manaʻo e pakele lākou me ka hewa maikaʻi loa akā loaʻa ka ʻoi aku ma mua o ka mea i kūʻai ʻia i loko.

6. Ka Conjuring 2

Ma kekahi o kā lākou mau noiʻi paranormal weliweli loa, ua kōkua ʻo Lorraine lāua ʻo Ed Warren i kahi makuahine hoʻokahi o ʻehā i loko o kahi hale i hoʻopilikia ʻia e nā ʻuhane hewa.

7. Pāʻani Keiki (1988)

Hoʻohana ka mea pepehi kanaka make i ka voodoo e hoʻololi i kona ʻuhane i loko o kahi pēpē Chucky e lele ana i loko o nā lima o kahi keikikāne e hiki mai ana ka pōʻino o ka pēpē.

8. Jeepers Creepers 2

I ka haki ʻana o kā lākou kaʻa ma ke alanui mehameha, ʻike kekahi hui o nā mea haʻuki kula kiʻekiʻe i kahi hoa paio ʻaʻole hiki iā lākou ke lanakila a ʻaʻole hiki ke ola.

9. Na Jeepers Creepers

Ma hope o ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi ʻike weliweli i ka haʻahaʻa o kahi halepule kahiko, ʻike ʻelua mau kaikunāne iā lākou iho i ka pio i koho ʻia o kahi ikaika hiki ʻole ke luku.

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