Hoʻokuʻu ʻo Avatar Press i nā huhū o Hell ma luna o kahi cosmos manaʻo ʻole me ka hoʻi koke o Jason Voorhees! Pololei kēlā, ke keʻena ʻumeʻumeʻa like loa - a i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka waiho ʻia ʻana, ʻo nā maniacs - ma hope o ka ultra-tutu aoao ua hoʻonui ʻia ke kaʻina ma luna o ka Pōʻalima ke 13^th saga - a ua loaʻa iā Jason kahi home maikaʻi e noho maoli ai. E kakali i kahi kiʻi kiʻi nani a me nā galani, no ka mea ke alo aku nei ʻo Jason i mua o kāna ʻenemi weliweli loa - ʻo ia iho nō. O kēia ʻO Jason vs Jason X.

 

 

ʻO ka Pōʻalima kēia 13^th a ʻaʻole hiki i kāu pal Manic ke hauʻoli loa! E hoʻomaha iki kākou e mahalo i ka nui i hāʻawi ʻia mai ma luna o mākou e ka poʻe hoʻoweliweli weliweli - i ka Pōʻalima ka 13^th i ka mahina Halloween? Kehena ʻae! No laila e paʻi i kahi pale maka hockey ma kāu mau hoaaloha Jack-o-Lanterns! E kiʻi i ka popcorn a pepehi i nā kukui! ʻO ka manawa kēia e hoʻolauleʻa ai i nā mea āpau iā Jason!

 

 

Maopopo iā ʻoe iaʻu ke pāʻani nei nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a Jason i kēlā me kēia kīwī aʻu i kēia manawa. Hoʻohui wau i ka hōʻiliʻili ʻana i ka XP pālua mai nā mea kupaianaha Pōʻalima ke 13^th pāʻani Ke pāʻani nei nā kani kani Harry Manfredini ma hope a ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke lawa iā Jason ma aneʻi i kēia lā. He hana hoʻoweliweli weliweli loa ia i ka House of Exorcism! No laila no ka hoʻohanohano ʻana i ka lā hānau o Jason, ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻoluʻolu e hui pū me aʻu ke nānā aku mākou i kēia pōhaku makamae poina e hoʻonui ana i ka moʻolelo o ka franchise i ka manawa e holo ai nā hōʻaiʻē. Jason X?

 

 

Jason X he kiʻi polarize, e ʻae wau i kēlā. ʻO ia kekahi o kēlā mau aloha aloha a aloha ʻole paha iā ia. ʻIke wau i ka nui o nā peʻa kūpaʻa i hiki ʻole ke hoʻomanawanui i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. E aho e haki i kā lākou mau manamana lima ma mua o ka noho ʻana ma o 'Jason i kahi ākea'. ʻO wau iho makemake wau Jason X. ʻIke wau i ke kumu o ka hana ʻole ʻana a nā poʻe ʻē aʻe, he kiʻi kiʻi kīnā ʻole ia, akā leʻaleʻa nō wau i ka nānā ʻana aku. ʻO ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni wale nō i ka franchise i hoʻowahāwahā maoli ʻia Hele ʻo Jason i Kehena. Ma kahi palapala ʻawaʻawa-ʻono Jason X ʻO ia nō hoʻi ka manawa hope loa e hoʻokani ai ʻo Kane Hodder i kāna kūlana ikona - e like me Jason Voorhees - ma ka papakaumaka nui, no laila ʻo ia wale nō ka mea e hāʻawi i kahi wahi momona i koʻu puʻuwai wili. ʻAʻole wale ia, akā hiki iaʻu ke ʻoluʻolu i ka hoʻomākeʻaka o ke kiʻi o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.

 

Eia naʻe, inā huhū ʻoe Jason X, Lana koʻu manaʻo e hāʻawi ʻoe i kēia moʻolelo i kahi manawa.  ʻO Jason vs Jason X he heluhelu maikaʻi, he moʻolelo leʻaleʻa - e haki ana i nā kaikaʻi me nā staples āpau āu e manaʻo ai mai a Friday ka 13th hoʻouka - a he mea hoihoi loa ia e ʻike i kahi e hele ai ka moʻolelo a me ke ʻano o ka hopena e hiki iā mākou ke loaʻa ʻO Jason XI.

 

ʻO Jason vs Jason X

I loko o nā ʻōpū anuanu o ka galaxy ke kaua-aliʻi o ke ola holoʻokoʻa e like me nā mea pā o ka Pōʻalima ke 13^th mālama ʻia ka franchise i kahi ʻulaʻula gore hohonu, e pīpī nei i nā ʻāpana ma nā hōkū! Ma kahi mamao loa mai kahi hoʻonohonoho maʻamau o Crystal Lake, hāʻawi ʻia ʻo Jason Voorhees i ke ola hou ma luna o ka moku hōkū ʻo Grendel. Ke manaʻo nei ka luina scavenger e hoʻopakele i nā koena o ka Grendel ʻaʻohe o lākou manaʻo i ka hiamoe hewa ʻole e hiamoe nei me ka hiamoe ʻole ʻole i loko o nā ʻūhā kila o ka moku ʻuhane e neʻe ana. ʻO ka ʻenehana hana hou ʻenehana like nāna i hānau ka Uber Jason, i kēia manawa ke ala hou nei i ka mea pepehi kanaka nui. Hoʻomaka hou ke aupuni o ka hoʻoweliweli o Jason a ʻaʻohe mea palekana i kona huhū. ʻO ka hoʻouka kaua ʻana o nā mea luku ma nā ʻaoʻao a kālai ʻo Jason i kahi ala kahe ma waena o ka mālie o ke ākea, e waiho ana i kahi ala mahu e kuʻi ana i ka pulp ʻulaʻula i kona wā e hekili ana.

 

 

I kēia manawa, ma luna o kahi moku holoholo lewa interstellar, ka Manawa leʻaleʻa - kahi i hoʻohiki ʻia ʻaʻole leʻaleʻa ka leʻaleʻa - hiki mai ka leʻaleʻa i kahi weliweli weliweli i ka huki ʻia ʻana o nā lima, ua ʻoki ʻia nā poʻo a kahe nui ʻia ka ʻōpū ma nā papa aniani. Ma aneʻi e wehe ai ka Uber Jason i kāna symphony chaotic o ka huhū pepehi kanaka. ʻAʻohe o ka poʻe mahuka e pakele ke hele ʻo ia i kēlā me kēia kino kupapaʻu i kāna ʻimi pau ʻole no ka ʻiʻo hou aʻe e hānai i kona huhū.

 

 

ʻElua mau Jason - kekahi i kahi monstrosity futuristic o ka luku kiʻekiʻe-ʻo ka mea ʻē aʻe ke kiʻi kumu ʻole ʻole ʻia o kā mākou mau ʻōpio mua weliweli. He mau pūʻali koa paʻa ʻole nā ​​ʻelua a huki ʻia kekahi i kekahi mai waena o ka hakahaka o ke ākea, e launa hope aku he alo a he alo i kahi hōʻike pepehi kanaka. E like me ka magnetism infernal, kāhea ka ʻino i ka ʻino iā ia iho, e huki ana i ka mana koa o nā mea pepehi kanaka maikaʻi loa a Hell e hakakā i kēia kaua hope loa a hiki i ka make. He pepehi kanaka ia me ka mea pepehi - ʻelua mau ʻuhane nalowale e kaʻana like i ka ʻiʻina like (insatiable) no ke koko a me ka luku. O kēia ʻO Jason vs Jason X - ke hakakā hakakā nei ia me ka wā e hiki mai ana - aʻo ia ke kaua o ka machetes makemake mākou e ninini ai! ʻAʻohe mea i hoʻopaʻa ʻia ma aneʻi a hiki i hoʻokahi mea pakele ke hiki i ka hopena o ka slashing. ʻO ka pilikia - e like me ka ʻike o ka poʻe pā - ʻaʻole hiki iā Jason ke noho a make no ka lōʻihi. ʻAʻole make ka ʻino!

 

ʻO Jason vs Jason X he komikina holo ʻelua hoʻopuka i hoʻokuʻu ʻia i 2006 e Press Avatar. He mea paʻakikī paha ke kiʻi ʻana i kahi kope o kēia moʻolelo, akā inā laki ʻoe e loaʻa paha ia iā ʻoe ma kāu hale hoʻomakeʻaka kūloko. Inā ʻaʻole holo i nā mea āpau, hiki i nā kope ke kūʻai ʻia ma Amazon.

 

 

 

 

ʻO Manic Exorcism kēia e makemake nei iā ʻoukou i ka Pōʻalima hauʻoli loa 13th!