"Ua hana wau i kahi mea nui."

He ʻumi mau mahina ma hope o ka hana ʻana o Ash (Bruce Campbell) lāua ʻo Ruby (Lucy Lawless) i kahi kuʻikahi no nā Ghostbeater e waiho i ko lākou mau mea kaua a hoʻi i ko lākou mau ola, ua ʻae ka mea kākau o ka Necronomicon ua lilo ka mana o kāna "keiki" a me nā pono. ʻO Ash a me kāna mau cohorts e kōkua iā ia e hoʻihoʻi iā lākou i gehena.

ʻO nā minuke mua mai ka "Ash vs Evil Dead's" Kau 2 i hoʻomaka mua ʻia i laka ʻia a hoʻouka ʻia. ʻOiaʻiʻo, nui ka uku splatstick o ke koko, ka ʻūlū a me ka liners hoʻokahi, akā ʻike pū mākou i kahi mea hou aʻe e pili ana iā Ruby a no ke aha e pono ai ʻo Ash a me ka hui e hoʻi i ka home home o The King. I ka pōkole, ua hōʻike ʻia nā laina moʻolelo e kalaiwa ai i ka ʻāpana ʻelua o nā ʻāpana he ʻumi, i kēia manawa hauʻoli wale mākou i ka holo.

Me kēlā i ka noʻonoʻo, inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike iā “Home,” hōʻike mākou iā ʻoe e huli a hoʻi i hope no ka mea aia nā mea hōʻino.

ʻO ka mea hoihoi loa iaʻu e pili ana i ka premiere ʻaʻole ia e pili ana i nā mea hou a i ʻole ka ikaika ma waena o Ash a me ka Ruby hopohopo loa, akā ua lilo ka manawa i ka manawa e nānā iā Pablo (Ray Santiago) a me Kelly (Dana DeLorenzo). E hoʻomanaʻo ʻoe i ka pili ʻana o ke kuʻikahi ma Season 1 i pili ʻole i nā manaʻo a i ʻole nā ​​manaʻo o kā ʻAnions mau ʻohana, a ʻaʻole nō hoʻi e noho ana ma Jacksonville, no ka mea ʻoiai ʻo Ash e pāʻina nei, ʻo Pablo lāua ʻo Kelly e kaʻa hele ana i nā papa ʻaina a me ka mālama kahu .

ʻAʻole huhū ka tandem, akā huhū maoli nō. Ke ʻohi nei ʻoe i ke kumuhana, no ka mea ʻaʻole ia i nalo ma nā Deadite?

ʻOiai naʻe, ua hele hewa nā ʻaoʻao a ʻAseka iā lākou ma ke ʻano pololei i loko o ke kau mua. ʻAʻole pono ka tandem e hoʻomanawanui i nā manaʻo noʻonoʻo ʻo Deadite iā Ash ma ke keʻena i ka lā (a i ʻole ke kau i hala), akā me he mea lā ʻo ka hewa make e hoʻomau ka hoʻonui ʻana o ke ao me nā hoʻolālā meatier e pili ana i nā lima hema a me ka ʻākau o ka Boomstick Butcher (e kala i ka pun). Hāʻalo lāua i kā lāua craniums me ka lana o ka manaʻo e kanu i nā ʻanoʻano o ka mutiny, a ʻike mākou āpau he lōʻihi loa ka mamao o Kelly e huakaʻi ai ma mua o Pablo ke hiki mai i kēlā ala.

ʻOiai ʻaʻole mākou i ʻike ʻO Ted Raimi i ka mea wehe, ʻike mākou i ka Kandarian Dagger, kahi mele hoʻowahāwahā a mākou i lohe ai ma mua a me ka ʻEono Miliona Dālā Man. E ʻōlelo wale ʻoe inā he kānalua kou no ka mea e pili ana ʻo Lee Majors i kēia ʻano, mai huhū hou aku no ka mea he koko koko ʻo ia e like me ka makuakāne o Ash, ʻo Brock. Ua haʻi ʻo DeLorenzo iā iHorror ʻaʻole hiki i kekahi ke hāʻawi i kahi laina hoʻokahi i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o Campbell - inā ʻaʻole ʻo Majors lākou - a ua pololei ʻo ia. Wikiwiki ʻo Pops i ka piʻo a me nā ʻōlelo nahu, manaʻo ʻo Pablo he kū ʻole i ke kānāwai a ʻaʻole makemake nui i ka hoʻi ʻana o kāna keiki. ʻAʻole ʻo ia wale nō. ʻAʻohe mea ma Elk Grove e makemake iā Ashy Slashy ma laila.

No laila ua hoʻomaka lākou i kahi ʻimi e loaʻa iā Ruby a ʻaʻole i liʻuliʻu ka hana ʻana i ia mea, ka mea i hōʻailona ʻia nā pōhaku lepo hope loa o kahi kahua e halihali iā mākou ma o ka Season 2.

Luhi mākou inā haʻalele mākou i kekahi mau kūmole maikaʻi loa mai ka hoʻomaka mua o ke kau ma mua o ka neʻe ʻana i nā nīnau e hele ana i ka Episode 2.

Ua aʻo mākou i nā hanana e pili ana Poe kaua o ka pouli he pāʻani maikaʻi i kēia makahiki, a ʻaʻole hoʻonele ka hōʻike i ka manawa e pili ana i ke kiʻi ʻekolu o ka hewa make kolikolo. E ʻike ʻoe inā lohe ʻoe ia no ka mea aia kekahi mau manawa maalea ʻole e hana i kēlā minoʻaka nui āu e pāʻani nei i aneane e hemo i kou alo.

Ma ka ʻaoʻao maalea (a pīhoihoi nui loa), akā naʻe, maopopo leʻa wau aia kekahi e kūlou i ʻO ka 'Burbs i ka manawa mua. ʻAʻole wau makemake e hōʻino iā ia ma ka ʻōlelo ʻana i kekahi mea hou aʻe, akā ʻike wale aia ma laila a e loaʻa iā ia kahi "Akua, aloha au i kēia alanui hōʻike! ”

Nānā ke kau 2 i ka ante mai ka hoʻomohala ʻana i ke ʻano a hiki i nā bākeke o ke koko a ʻo ke kolohe ʻoi loa hoʻi i loko hewa make moʻolelo i haʻi ʻia mai e Ms. DeLorenzo iā mākou. Eia nō naʻe, he mau nīnau:

• No kāna bluster a me kona wiwo ʻole, no ke aha i hoʻopaʻa ai ʻo Ash i ka huelo a holo i 30 mau makahiki i hala ma mua o ka wehewehe ʻana i ka mea i hana maoli ʻia i ka hale.
• No ke aha i manaʻoʻiʻo ʻole ai kona makuakāne i kāna keiki ke haʻi aku ʻo ia iā ia ʻaʻole ia i pepehi iā Cheryl a i ʻole kona mau hoaaloha?
• He aha ka pāʻani hope a Ruby? ʻIke mākou makemake ʻo ia i kā Ash kōkua kōkua i kēia manawa, akā i ka manawa hea e lawe hou ai i ka lima kiʻekiʻe?
• He aha hou aʻe ka mea e hiki ai i ka Necronomicon ke hana a mākou i ʻike ʻole ai?
• Ke manaʻo nei ʻo Pablo i kā Cheryl kuleana? He aha me nā hihiʻo hiamoe ala a me ka doodling?
• A maopopo iā ʻoe ke hoʻohana wale nei nā mea make i ka subconscious a Kelly iā ia. Āhea ana e lash a lawe i nā mea i kāna ala ponoʻī?

E nānā, ʻo "Ash vs Evil Dead" kahi hōʻike i hiki ke leʻaleʻa ʻia i ke ʻano o ke alo, akā ʻoi aku ka leʻaleʻa o ka ʻeli ʻana i kahi hohonu i ka kali ʻana i nā mea e hiki mai ana. Mai poina, ua hakakā ʻo Ruby me Attila the Hun a me Genghis Khan, akā ʻo kā mākou "dipshit" punahele kāna ʻObi-Wan.

Inā ʻaʻole ia he kumu e hoʻi ai i kēlā me kēia pule, ʻaʻole maopopo iā mākou he aha hou aʻe a mākou e hana ai nāu.

Hopu iā ʻoe ma ka flip-flop.