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Poina ka weliweli hoʻoweliweli: Elves
He nui nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli i ka Kalikimaka e koho ai, ʻoi aku ka nui ma mua o Halloween. Loaʻa iā ʻoe kāu mau mea i ʻike maikaʻi ʻia, e like me ka Po Pūhū, Po Pōʻino laina a me Gremlins, kekahi mau moʻolelo ʻeleʻele a haʻahaʻa ʻia e like me Keʻino Kalikimaka a i ʻole kekahi mea hou a hoʻohenehene e like me Pepehi a Santa. Akā ʻo ka mea i kamaʻilio ʻole a makemake paha e noʻonoʻo elves, he kiʻiʻoniʻoni e pili ana i kahi wahine i ʻike ʻo ia he ʻāpana o ka hewa (e kūʻē i ka maikaʻi) hoʻokolohua Nazi e pili ana i ka hoʻoulu koho ʻana a kāhea ʻia nā elves i ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e hana i ka lāhui o nā superhumans, no laila ua hui pū ʻo ia me kekahi mau hoaaloha a me kahi keʻena renegade. E kūʻai aku iā Santa e lawe iā lākou! Um… he aha!? ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻano like ia me ke ʻano o ka poʻe hoʻohana flick e hele pupule. Loaʻa i kēia nā hoʻoponopono āpau o ke kani ʻana i ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni pupule ʻōpeʻa loa, no laila ma hea lākou i hewa ai?
Ma kekahi ʻano, ʻaʻole lākou. ʻAʻole pono ʻoe e manaʻo i kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni e like me kēia he ʻano hana weliweli. ʻO kaʻu manaʻo, pili ka mea i kahi elf Nazi. ʻAʻole mākou e hana pono i ka ʻO ko Schindler's List o na kii weliweli maanei. Ma mua o koʻu hele ʻana aku, e nānā pono kākou.
ʻO ke koko i hoʻokahe ʻia ma ke kahua kapu me he mea lā ke kumu o nā pilikia a pau, amirite? Ua ʻoki ʻia ʻo Kristen ʻōpio i kona lima i ka wā o kahi hoʻomana pagan Anti-Christmas me kāna mau hoaaloha ʻo Brooke lāua ʻo Amy. ʻAʻole anei ʻoe e ʻike, hoʻāla ke koko i hoʻokahe ʻia i ka mea i kapa ʻia ma ka ʻaoʻao Wiki o ka kiʻiʻoniʻoni (ʻae, loaʻa iā ia kekahi) "he elf Kalikimaka daimonio kahiko." ʻAʻohe mea maikaʻi aʻe e hana ai, ʻo ia he elf ʻino a me nā mea āpau, hoʻomaka ʻo ia e hahai iā Kristen a puni ʻoiai ʻo ia e hele ana i kāna hana lawelawe ma ka hale kūʻai kūloko. ʻO kēia kahi e pepehi ai ka elf i ka mall Santa i hiki ai i ke kiʻi ke hoʻolauna i ka meʻe maoli o ka kiʻiʻoniʻoni, ʻo Mike McGavin i hoʻokani ʻia e Dan Haggerty… ʻike ʻoe, Grizzly FREAKIN' Adams! ʻO Mike kahi mākaʻikaʻi i hoʻololi ʻia i ka ʻona i hoʻokuke ʻia mai kāna trailer, no laila ʻike ʻoe ua ʻō kēia ʻano me nā ʻano cliche maikaʻi a pau. No ka home ʻole i kēia manawa, ʻo Dan i loko o ka hale kūʻai i ka wā pani a lohe ʻo Kristen a me kāna mau hoaaloha e kali nei i kā lākou mau hoaaloha i hiki iā lākou ke pāʻina i ka pō a pau.
E kali i kekona; he pūʻulu kaikamahine e holo i loko o kahi hale kūʻai i ka pō e pāʻina me kā lākou mau hoaaloha, me ka ʻike ʻole iā lākou i nā mea ʻino e kali nei? He kani loa Kāleʻa Kūʻai, ʻae? E kala mai, ʻaʻohe lopako pepehi kanaka ma ʻaneʻi. He elf pepehi wale. ʻAʻole ʻo Elves. Hoʻokahi.
ʻO ia ka manawa e hōʻike ai kahi pūʻulu o nā Nazi a hōʻike i ka mea huna a Kristen a me ka mea a lākou e manaʻo ai e hana pū me ia, i hiki ke hana hou i ka lāhui haku a lawe i ka honua. Ua hui pū ʻo Kristen me Mike, kona kaikunāne kolohe ʻino (e nānā iā ia i ka ʻauʻau… e hoʻoheheʻe ʻia i loko), a ʻo kona kupuna wahine, aʻo i ka mea huna o kona wā i hala a hoʻopau i ka hoʻolālā a me ka elf a ka Nazi i hoʻokahi manawa. , me ka hopena e hana Leprechaun nana puulehu ma ka hoohalike ana! ʻO ia ka moʻolelo Kalikimaka maʻamau e hoʻomaha ai ʻoe i loko no nā lā hoʻomaha. Eia naʻe, hiki iaʻu ke noho ma ʻaneʻi a nitpick i kapa ʻia kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni elves hoʻokahi wale nō elf, akā manaʻo wau he nui nā mea hou aʻe i ka nitpick ma ʻaneʻi, no laila e hele mua a hana i kēlā.
Ma hope o nā mea a pau, pehea ʻoe e makemake ʻole ai e ʻike i kēia? He kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻaʻole i loaʻa kekahi o nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli/hana kiʻiʻoniʻoni… ʻaʻole, hoʻāʻo lākou e hoʻokomo iā lākou a pau ma ʻaneʻi! Me he mea lā he nui loa ko lākou mau manaʻo a hoʻāʻo e hoʻokomo iā lākou a pau, akā hana. Loaʻa iā ʻoe nā Nazi ʻino, kahi daimonio kahiko i kāhea ʻia, ua hoʻohuli ʻia kahi mākaʻi ʻona-ex mall Santa a me kahi kaikamahine me kahi huna huna e hoʻōki i nā mea āpau. E hāʻule ka hapa nui o nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni, akā elves hiki ke mālama i nā mea a pau. ʻAʻole loa i manaʻo ʻia ka pehu a i ʻole ka nui o ka hana. ʻIke wau, kāhāhā, ʻeā?
Ua kamaʻilio nui wau e pili ana i kēia elf, no laila pehea kona ʻano? Ma ke ʻano he kiʻiʻoniʻoni mai ka makahiki 1989, ʻano maikaʻi loa ia… no nā minuke mua āu e ʻike ai iā ia, a laila hoʻomaka ʻoe e ʻike i ke ʻano maʻalahi a me ka goofy, e hoʻomaka ana ʻoe e hoʻohālikelike iā ia me nā mea titular o ʻO Hobgoblins. Ke ʻike ʻole mākou i nā lima o ka elf a i ʻole ma o kahi POV a ʻike maoli ʻoe i kona mau helehelena, e ʻakaʻaka ʻoe i kāna ʻano ʻano paʻa e like me ke ʻano mau loa ʻo ia i ka sneeze. He kiʻi ʻoniʻoni haʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa, no laila pono ʻoe e manaʻo i kahi kīʻaha, kahi i pala ai ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni. ʻO nā mea a pau o kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma luna o ka luna a me ka hoʻohenehene, aʻu i maopopo ai ua ʻohi ʻoe mai ka heluhelu ʻana i kēia. ʻO nā hana ke ʻano o ka hoʻonui ʻana āu e manaʻo ai mai kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni e like me kēia, me he mea lā ua ʻike nā mea keaka i ke ʻano o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni a lākou e hana nei a manaʻo ʻo ia, "ʻAe, hiki ke hele i waho!" Hoʻokani maikaʻi ʻia ʻo Kristen, akā ʻo nā mea ʻē aʻe e hele ana ma luna a i ʻole ke kelepona ʻana iā ia, e like me kona mau kūpuna e pāʻani ana i nā stereotypes ākea. ʻAʻole i hana hou nā kaikamahine ʻelua e pāʻani nei i kāna mau hoaaloha, he mea kūpono ke ʻike ʻoe i kēia. ʻO kekahi o kaʻu mau mea punahele ʻo ka makuahine ʻo Kristen me ka ʻole a me ka ʻino loa. Hoʻokani ka mea hana keaka i kēia hana me he mea lā e pāʻani ana ʻo ia i kahi kanaka hewa Bond a ua manaʻo wau e lilo ʻo ia i ʻāpana o ka Nazi ʻino. ʻO Dan Haggerty ka icing ma ka keke, ka mea pāʻani e like me kāu e manaʻo ai e pāʻani ana ʻo Grizzly Adams i kahi hale kūʻai ʻona ʻo Santa. Hoʻokomo ʻo ia i kāna mau mea āpau i kēia kuleana, e like me kāna i noʻonoʻo ai ʻo ia kāna hana holomua. ʻO kāna hana ʻo ia ka kuhikuhi nui ʻana i ka mea maopopo i hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ka naʻaupō maoli, akā ʻoi aku ka leʻaleʻa o kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni. E like me koʻu inaina ʻana i kēia ʻōlelo, he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni 'ino loa a maikaʻi'. ʻO kēia ke ʻano kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻaʻole i kau ʻia ka pepa kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma kāna ʻaoʻao IMDB, me he mea lā ua hilahila lākou.
He liʻiliʻi loa nā manawa i ke ola e ʻike ai ʻoe e hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo, "Ua ʻike au i kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni kahi e ʻaʻahu ai ʻo Grizzly Adams e like me Santa Claus a hakakā i kahi elf Nazi kahiko a hewa." Ke hiki mai kēia manawa, ke koi aku nei au iā ʻoe e lawe. I kēia manawa, a me ke kaumaha, ʻaʻole i loaʻa ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma DVD a hele ka VHS no kahi $10, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke nānā i ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma ka wikiō ma lalo nei. Mele Kalikimaka, ke hāʻawi aku nei au iā ʻoe i kekahi o nā wahi maikaʻi loa a maikaʻi hoʻi e hāʻawi ʻia e kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni.
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'Evil Dead' Kiʻiʻoniʻoni Franchise Loaʻa ʻelua mau ʻāpana hou
He pilikia ia no Fede Alvarez e hoʻomaka hou i ka hana weliweli a Sam Raimi ʻO ka makeʻino i ka makahiki 2013, akā ua uku ʻia kēlā pilikia a pēlā pū kona hopena ʻuhane Kū i luna make ʻino i 2023. Ke hōʻike nei ʻo Deadline e loaʻa ana ka moʻo, ʻaʻole hoʻokahi, akā ʻelua nā mea komo hou.
Ua ʻike mua mākou e pili ana i ka Sébastien Vaniček ʻO ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni e hiki mai ana e komo i loko o ke ao holoʻokoʻa ʻo Deadite a he mea kūpono ia i ka kiʻiʻoniʻoni hou loa, akā ua pālahalaha mākou i kēlā. Francis Galluppi a Nā kiʻi hale ʻuhane ke hana nei i kahi papahana hoʻokahi i hoʻonohonoho ʻia ma ke ao holoʻokoʻa o Raimi ma muli o kahi manaʻo ʻo Galluppi hoʻolele ʻia iā Raimi iā ia iho. Ke mālama ʻia nei kēlā manaʻo.
"He mea haʻi moʻolelo ʻo Francis Galluppi e ʻike i ka wā e kali ai mākou i ka ʻāʻī ʻana a me ka wā e hahau ai iā mākou me ka hana ʻino," i haʻi aku ai ʻo Raimi iā Deadline. "He alakaʻi ʻo ia e hōʻike ana i ka mana maʻamau i kāna hana mua."
ʻO kēlā hiʻohiʻona ke poʻo inoa ʻO ka hoʻomaha hope loa ma Yuma County e hoʻokuʻu ʻia ma ke keaka ma ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa i ka lā 4 o Mei. Ua hahai ʻo ia i kahi kanaka kūʻai huakaʻi, "paʻa ʻia ma kahi hoʻomaha hoʻomaha o Arizona," a "ua hoʻokomo ʻia i loko o kahi kūlana hoʻopaʻa paʻa ʻia e ka hōʻea ʻana mai o ʻelua powa panakō me ka hopohopo ʻole no ka hoʻohana ʻana i ka hana ʻino. -a i ʻole ke anuanu, ke kila paʻakikī-no ka pale ʻana i ko lākou waiwai koko.
ʻO Galluppi kahi luna hoʻokele sci-fi/weliweli lanakila lanakila nona nā hana i mahalo ʻia ʻO Gehena Desert High a ʻO ka papahana Gemini. Hiki iā ʻoe ke nānā i ka hoʻoponopono piha o ʻO Gehena Desert High a me ka teaser no Gemini ma lalo:
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ʻO 'Invisible Man 2' ʻoi aku ka "kokoke ma mua o kona mau manawa" i ka hanana
ʻO Elisabeth Moss ma kahi ʻōlelo noʻonoʻo maikaʻi loa wahi a ninau no ka mea, Hauʻoli Kaumaha Hauʻoli ʻoiai aia kekahi mau pilikia logistic no ka hana Kanaka ʻike ʻole 2 aia ka manaolana ma ka lewa.
Podcast host Josh Horowitz nīnau e pili ana i ka hahai ʻana a inā ka limu a me ka luna hoʻokele Leigh Whannel ua kokoke aku paha i ka hana ʻana i kahi hoʻonā e hana ai. "Ua ʻoi aku ko mākou kokoke ma mua o ka wā i ʻike ʻia ai," wahi a Moss me ka ʻakaʻaka nui. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i kāna pane ʻana ma ka 35:52 e kaha ma ka wikiō ma lalo nei.
Aia ʻo Whannell i New Zealand i kēia manawa e paʻi ana i kekahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni monster no Universal, Kanaka Wolf, ʻo ia paha ka lapalapa e hoʻā ai i ka manaʻo pilikia o Universal Dark Universe ʻaʻole i loaʻa ka manawa mai ka hoʻāʻo ʻole ʻana o Tom Cruise e hoʻāla hou. The Mummy.
Eia kekahi, ma ka wikiō podcast, ʻōlelo ʻo Moss ʻo ia aole i ka Kanaka Wolf kiʻiʻoniʻoni no laila ke waiho ʻia nei kekahi manaʻo he hana crossover i ka lewa.
I kēia manawa, aia ʻo Universal Studios i ka waena o ke kūkulu ʻana i kahi hale hauʻoli makahiki Las Vegas e hōʻike ana i kekahi o kā lākou mau monsters cinematic maʻamau. Ma muli o ka hele ʻana, ʻo ia ka mea e hoʻoikaika ai i ka studio e makemake hou i nā mea hoʻolohe i kā lākou IP i hana hou a loaʻa hou i nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni e pili ana iā lākou.
Hoʻomaka ka papahana Las Vegas e wehe i ka makahiki 2025, e hui pū ana me kā lākou papa kumuhana kūpono hou ma Orlando i kapa ʻia. Epic Universe.
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Loaʻa i ka lā hoʻokuʻu mua ʻo Jake Gyllenhaal's Thriller 'Presumed Innocent' Series
ʻO Jake Gyllenhaal ka moʻo palena Manaʻo hewa ʻole ke hāʻule nei ma AppleTV + ma Iune 12 ma mua o Iune 14 e like me ka mea i hoʻolālā mua ʻia. ʻO ka hōkū, nona Alanui alanui reboot i lawe mai i nā manaʻo like ʻole ma Amazon Prime, e ʻapo ana i ka pale liʻiliʻi no ka manawa mua mai kona ʻike ʻana Pepehi kanaka: Ola ma ke Alanui ma 1994.
Manaʻo hewa ʻole ke hanaia nei e David E Kelley, ʻO JJ Abrams 'ino ʻino, a Warner Bros. He hoʻololi ia o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo Scott Turow i ka makahiki 1990 kahi i hoʻokani ai ʻo Harrison Ford i loio e hana ana i nā hana pālua ma ke ʻano he mea noiʻi e ʻimi nei i ka mea pepehi kanaka o kāna hoa hana.
Ua kaulana kēia mau ʻano mea hoʻohiwahiwa sexy i ka '90s a loaʻa mau i nā hopena twist. Eia ka trailer no ke kumu:
Wahi a lā palena pau, Manaʻo hewa ʻole 'a'ole i auwana loa mai ke kumu kumu: “…ka Manaʻo hewa ʻole E ʻimi nā series i ka nānā ʻana, ka wahine, ka politika a me ka mana a me nā palena o ke aloha i ka hakakā ʻana o ka mea i hoʻopiʻi ʻia e hoʻopaʻa i kona ʻohana a me kāna male."
Aia ma luna o Gyllenhaal ka ʻO Guy Ritchie kiʻiʻoniʻoni i kapa ʻia I ke Kahinahina hoʻolālā ʻia e hoʻokuʻu ʻia ma Ianuali 2025.
Manaʻo hewa ʻole he ʻewalu mau ʻāpana palena i hoʻonohonoho ʻia e kahe ma AppleTV + e hoʻomaka ana i Iune 12.
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