“ʻAʻohe wahi liʻiliʻi. ʻO nā mea keaka liʻiliʻi wale nō.

Ua lohe mua paha ʻoe i kēia ʻōlelo. ʻO ka maʻamau, hiki mai ia ma hope koke o kou hāʻawi ʻia ʻana i ke kuleana o Townsperson #9 i kāu hana kula kiʻekiʻe ʻo The Music Man, akā he ʻoiaʻiʻo ka mea e ʻōlelo nei. Pono ka mea keaka maikaʻi a noʻonoʻo e hana i kekahi mea mai loko mai o ke kahua liʻiliʻi a i ʻole ka manawa pale a hana i kahi mea poina. 

Ka helu ma kahi: ʻO Desiree Gould e like me ʻAnakē Martha i loko Kapu hoʻomoana. 

E kamaʻilio me kekahi e pili ana i kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni, a ʻo ka mea hiki ʻole, e hōʻike lākou i ka ʻAnakē Martha quirky e like me kekahi o nā ʻāpana poina ʻole o kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni slasher i hoʻomanaʻo ʻia. 

Mea kākau / luna hoʻokele ʻO Robert Hiltzik hoʻopiha i kāna kiʻiʻoniʻoni me kahi ʻano o nā mea ʻē aʻe i noho i kahi kiʻi slasher. Mai ka hana a Judy lāua ʻo Meg (MEG) a ke kaikuahine ʻo Judy a me Meg (MEG) a hiki i ka mea hoʻomaʻamaʻa kolohe wahine, ka mea nona ka hale hoʻomoana, a me ka pūʻulu o ka poʻe hoʻomoana waha ʻino, ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe ke kiʻi o Sleepaway Camp. 

ʻOiai i loko o kēia pūʻulu kooky o nā huaʻōlelo, kū ʻo ʻAnakē Martha ma ke ʻano he mea ʻē aʻe. ʻO kāna ʻike mua ʻana i ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma hope o ka prologue kahi i pepehi ʻia ai kahi makua kāne a me kahi keiki i kahi pōʻino moku a hele ke keiki ola, ʻo Angela, e noho me ka hoahānau ʻo Ricky lāua ʻo ʻAnakē Martha. 

ʻO ka ʻōlelo ʻana he hauʻoli nui ʻo Martha, ʻo ia ka haʻahaʻa o ke kenekulia. Hoʻokomo ʻo Gould me kahi ʻeke ʻeke pepa ʻeleʻele i piha i nā meaʻai no Angela lāua ʻo Ricky i kahi hoʻomoana i kona kāʻei ʻana i kāna mau laina mua i nā lāʻau me he mea lā e pāʻani ana ʻo ia i kahi anaina noʻonoʻo o nā tausani ma Radio City Music Hall. He hana hōʻikeʻike maikaʻi ʻole ia, ʻaʻole i manaʻo ʻia ma kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻo John Waters. I kekahi manawa, ua like ia me ka nānā ʻana i kahi malihini e pili ana i kā lākou ʻano ponoʻī o ke ʻano o ke kanaka. 

Hiki ke inu maikaʻi ʻia mai ka huli ʻana o Gould i ka pahupaʻikiʻi, ma kahi ʻaoʻao, e kau ana i kona mau manamana lima ma kona ʻauwae, me ka ʻōlelo ʻana "Makemake wau ʻaʻole e hana." Lilo ia i kāna huaʻōlelo.

ʻO ka manawa e hoʻomanaʻo ai ʻo ia ua nakinaki ʻo ia i kahi kaula ʻulaʻula a puni kona manamana lima i poina ʻole ʻo ia e haʻi iā Angela lāua ʻo Ricky i kekahi mea a laila ʻaʻole hiki ke hoʻomanaʻo i ke ʻano o ia mea he papa haku o ka hoʻohenehene cringe. Ke hana maoli nei kēia wahine i kekahi lōʻihi nalu mai nā mea ʻē aʻe o mākou a, mai ke ʻano o ka hana ʻana o Ricky i ke ʻano o kona makuahine, ʻike ʻoe ua maʻa ʻo ia i kēia manawa. 

Malia paha ʻo ka mea hoʻopilikia loa, ʻo ka ʻike ʻana ʻaʻole ʻo Martha wale nō kāu wahine hoʻomākaʻikaʻi, pill-addled, inu lā akā he kauka ponoʻī. Hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo e hana ana ʻo Martha i ke ʻoki ʻana iā ʻoe? ʻO wai ka mea nāna e hāʻawi i kēia ʻōpala i kahi scalpel? 

ʻIke ʻoe, ua lawe ʻo Martha i ke kūʻokoʻa o ka hoʻopiha ʻana i nā kino ʻelua o Angela lāua ʻo Ricky no lāua a hōʻoia e haʻi iā lākou ʻaʻole e hōʻike i kekahi i ke ʻano o ka loaʻa ʻana iā lākou. No ke aha ʻo Mareta e hana ai i kēia? He aha kāna e hūnā nei? ʻO nā maka polū nui o Gould e lele aʻe a puni i kahi ʻano ʻike ʻole ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke heluhelu maikaʻi iā ia. He pōlele wale nō paha ʻo ia a i ʻole he mea ʻoi aku ka hewa?

He 70 mau minuke, he nui nā mea hoʻomoana make, a me hoʻokahi ʻumi ʻumi Silly Putty ma hope, ua hoʻi ʻo ʻAnakē Martha i ka wā surreal climactic hōʻike i kahi a mākou i ʻike ai ʻo Angela ʻo Peter mua, a ua hoʻoholo ʻo Martha e hānai i ke keiki ʻo Angela no ka mea "makemake mau ʻo ia i kahi kaikamahine liʻiliʻi. .” I kēia manawa, hele ʻo Martha mai ka ʻano ʻano ʻē a i ka pupule piha. Ua ʻōlelo pū ʻo ia ua haʻalele kāna kāne iā ia (ka mea hoʻoweliweli nui) a ua pale ʻo ia iā ia mai ka loaʻa ʻana o ke kaikamahine liʻiliʻi āna i moeʻuhane mau ai. E Mareta, ua lohe anei ʻoe i ka hoʻokama ʻana a i ʻole ka ʻona ʻana i ka pō hoʻokahi me ka pale ʻole? ʻAʻole naʻe e hāʻawi ʻoluʻolu mai ka manaʻo kūpono iā ʻoe i kahi keiki ʻē aʻe e hānai ai, akā pono ke kī. ʻOi aku ka manaʻo ma mua o ka hoʻomāinoino keiki āna i koi ai iā Angela ʻilihune. Me kēia hōʻike, ua lilo ʻo Martha i mea ʻino maoli o ka kiʻiʻoniʻoni. 

I nā mea keaka ma waho, e lilo kēia i haʻawina iā ʻoe. ʻAʻole pili i ka nui o ka manawa pale a i ʻole ka nui o kāu mau laina. Inā hiki iā Desiree Gould ke hoʻomanaʻo i ko ʻAnakē Martha hiʻohiʻona he 3 mau minuke, hiki nō iā ʻoe. Hoʻomanaʻo ʻo ia i ka ʻōlelo kahiko showbiz no ka haʻalele mau ʻana iā lākou me ka makemake hou aʻe, noʻu iho, haʻalele ʻo ia iaʻu e makemake e ʻike i kahi spinoff keaka lāʻau lapaʻau ʻo ʻAnakē Martha. E noʻonoʻo i kēlā ʻano i loko o ka lumi hana e hana ana i ke keaka. Ke waiho wale nei i waho.