He ʻumi mau makahiki kēia mai Rob Zombie's Halloween ua hoʻokuʻu ʻia. Hemolele hemolele, hiki iā ʻoe ke hilinaʻi? He ʻumi makahiki. ʻO Kristo, he ola kēlā.

ʻO nā mele e like me ka "Rehab" a Amy Winehouse, a Pink's "U + UR Hand", a me Plain White T "Hey There Delilah" i haku mele kiʻekiʻe. ʻO nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e like Transformers, ʻO wau ke Legend, a E ola manuahi a make paʻakikī paha i hana i ka papa inoa 2007 Blockbuster. Ua hoʻokumu ʻia ka iPhone a kahi ʻia e kona poʻo e hōʻike ana i ka hoʻomaka o kona haki. He makahiki pupule ia o nā piʻi a me nā lalo.

I ka honua o ka weliweli, ʻo nā hana hou ka hana i kēia manawa. ʻO nā hana hou he kumuhana o ka paio i waena o nā mea aloha weliweli. Kākaʻikahi ka poʻe kipa e manaʻo he pono lākou, a ʻoi aku ka nui o ka leʻaleʻa o ka poʻe e ka lehulehu. ʻO ka mea a ka hapa nui o kēia poʻe e ʻike ʻole ai he nui nā akua weliweli a lākou e kūlou ai i kēia lā i hōʻike ʻia ma ka pale i ka wā ʻeleʻele a me ka keʻokeʻo. ʻOiai inā ʻaʻole kikoʻī ko lākou akua weliweli mai kekahi o kēia mau moʻoʻoniʻoni kiʻiʻoniʻoni, he nui nā ʻano o ko lākou mau ʻano i kēia mau lā; akā, digress au.

Nānā ʻole inā ʻike ka poʻe i kā lākou mōʻaukala weliweli a ʻaʻole paha, aia nā hana hou. Nā inoa e like me; ʻO ka Amousville Horror, Hale o Wax, ʻO ka noe, He mau maka no nā Hills, ʻeleʻele Noel a ka E nā kānaka ua hoʻokuʻu ʻia a pau i ka 2005 a me ka 2006 i nā hōʻike loiloi. ʻOiai ka maikaʻi ʻole o ka hapa nui o nā loiloi, ua kahaha loa nā mea pā i ka wā a lākou i aʻo ai ʻaʻole ʻo John Carpenter's 1978 maʻamau ka palena. ʻEkolu mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli āu i hoʻopā ʻole ai, a hoʻopili pū kēlā mau mea He Poʻomanaʻo ma ke alanui Elm, Pōʻalima ke 13^th, aʻo ke kumu Halloween. Eia naʻe, e like me kā Rob Zombie koho wiwo ʻole ʻaʻole kēia ka hihia.

ʻAʻole like me kā Gus Van Sant kī no ka pana 1998 hana hou o Psycho, Ua manaʻo ʻo Rob Zombie he mea hou kāna e ʻōlelo ai e pili ana iā Michael Myers a me ka honua o Haddonfield. Manaʻo nui ʻia kekahi o nā hiʻohiʻona makaʻu loa e pili ana i ka 1978's Halloween ʻAʻohe ou manaʻo no ke aha i luku ai ʻo Mikaʻela i kona kaikuahine i kona wā kamaliʻi, ʻaʻole hoʻi i ka mea i hōʻeuʻeu i kāna pepehi kanaka ʻana e hiki mai ana. Eia naʻe, ʻaʻole lawa kēlā no Zombie. Ua lawe ka luna hou iā ia iho e hana i ka wehewehe no ka huhū o Mikaela, a ua hoʻokumu ʻia ia i loko o kahi ʻohana pono ʻole a me nā hana sociopath a psychopath i hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻole ʻia.

Ua huhū nā mea pā, iā lākou ʻaʻole pono ʻo Myers i kumu e hewa ai lākou. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo ka nele o ke kumu a me ka noʻonoʻo i hoʻoweliweli iā ia! Eia naʻe, hoʻolaʻa ʻo Zombie i ka hapa mua o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e wehewehe i ke kumu o ka haki o ka psyche a Mikaʻela, a he aha ka mea nāna i kīkē ma hope o nā maka ʻeleʻele ... nā maka o ka diabolō.

Ma ke ʻano he peʻa o ke kumu ʻae au, ʻaʻole pono ka wehewehe ʻana no nā kumu o Mikaela. Akā ua hauʻoli loa wau i ka hapa lua o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Inā Halloween E hana hou ʻia ana, mahalo wau i ke koho a Zombie o ke keaka, ʻo ia hoʻi ʻo Scout Taylor-Compton ka mea i hana i ka hana a Scream Queen Jamie Lee Curtis i kuleana ai ʻo Laurie Strode.

ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia ʻo Compton i ka makahiki weliweli ʻumikūmāwalu mau makahiki i ka hanana weliweli i kēlā manawa ʻokoʻa no kāna kuleana i loko Nā Mea liʻiliʻi ʻino ka makahiki ma mua. ʻO kāna helehelena hala ʻole a naive hoʻi a me kāna hana hilahila e kūpono i ka honua hou i kanakolu mau makahiki ma hope mai, a ʻaʻole i manaʻo ʻia ua koi ʻia ʻoiai e hana hou i nā ʻano haʻahaʻa a haʻahaʻa a nā kaikamahine i hōʻike ai iā lākou iho i nā makahiki 1970.

Eia nō naʻe, ʻo ka 2000 kona mau hoaaloha e hoʻihoʻi i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo i kēia hanana. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo o ka hōʻino, ka wahine ma mua o ka male, ka inu inu ʻole, a me ka puhipaka ʻana. ʻIke ʻoe, nā mea āpau e hana ai i kahi mea hōʻeha maikaʻi. Cue "kaikamahine maikaʻi ʻole" Lynda (Kristina Klebe) lāua ʻo Annie (Danielle Harris.)

ʻO ko Zombie koho koho ʻana ʻo Danielle Harris, kahi koa kūpuna i hoʻokumu ʻia ʻaʻole wale ma ke ʻano weliweli wale nō akā he hōkū manawa ʻelua hoʻi o ka Halloween franchise, he mea kahaha nui i waena o nā mea pā. ʻO Hariss 'hoʻi i ka honua o Haddonfield ma mua o kahi gimmick e kiʻi i nā kī ma nā noho, ʻoiai ke ʻano kūpono o kāna ʻano hana i ka kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hou.

Hoʻomaopopo nui ʻia ʻo Zombie i nā mea hana keaka like i kāna mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i mau manawa, e like me; ʻO William Forsythe, ʻo Sid Haig, ʻo Bill Mosely, ʻo Leslie Easterbrook, ʻo Ken Foree, ʻo Danny Trejo, a ʻo Sheri Moon Zombie pū kekahi. Damn, ua papa inoa wale wau i ka poʻe hana keaka holoʻokoʻa o ka Na Hoole a Diabolo? Déjà vu!

Eia naʻe, no Halloween ua lawe pū mai ʻo ia i kekahi poʻe koa weliweli weliweli pū, e like me; ʻO Malcolm McDowell ʻo Kauka Sam Loomis, ʻo Brad Dourif ma ke ʻano ʻo Sheriff Lee Brackett, ʻo Udo Kier ʻo Morgan Walker, ʻo Clint Howard ʻo Kauka Koplenson, a ʻo Dee Wallace a me ka makuahine o Laurie ʻo Cynthia Strode. ʻOiai inā ʻoe i hoʻowahāwahā i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, me kahi mea hana mana o nā mea koa weliweli he mea paʻakikī ke kiʻi ʻole i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma ka liʻiliʻi, kahi weliweli ʻO ka kakahiaka kakahiaka Club o nā ʻano. E lilo i lele ma ke kau i waena o kēia mau tālena āpau he kilokilo paha!

ʻO ka hapa lua o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e like me ke kumu, me ka hōʻino wale, ka moekolohe a me ke koko. ʻOiai ʻaʻole wau he pā o ka hana hou ʻana i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ke ʻole ʻoe he ola hou e hanu ai i loko o ia mea, ʻoiai e pili ana i nā hopena kūikawā, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu ke kumu e pono ai e hoʻopā. Auē, ʻo ia, a me ka ʻole o mākou ʻaʻole mākou e loaʻa iā Zombie 2 Halawa, kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni aʻu e paʻa nei a aloha i kuʻu puʻuwai. ʻAʻole, koʻikoʻi.  Ua kākau wau e pili ana ma aneʻi.

Maliʻa paha i ka ʻike ʻana o nā luna ʻē aʻe iā Zombie e puka makaʻu ʻole ana mai ka hana hou ʻana i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli aloha ʻia, ma ke kino hoʻi, ua hoʻoholo lākou e ukali i ka hihia. ʻIke paha lākou i nā hōʻailona dālā a ukali i ke kālā. He aha ke kumu, ma nā kuʻekuʻe wāwae o Halloween's hoʻokuʻu i nā papa mele ʻē aʻe i ukali ʻia, me; Po Hoʻolaha, Hale Hope ma ka hema, Kuʻu Lani Aliʻi Koko, ʻO nā Crazies, kuha wau i kou lua kupapaʻu, a me ka hōʻole ʻole Pōʻalima ke 13^th a He Poʻomanaʻo ma ke alanui Elm. ʻOiai i kēia manawa, he ʻumi mau makahiki ma hope, ke ʻike mau nei mākou i ka hana hou ʻia ʻana o nā remakes mai ka hale kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Ehia mau manawa e pono ai e hala ma mua o ka hiki hou ʻana e haʻi hou ʻia e ka hihiʻo o kahi luna ʻē aʻe?

E ʻike iā mākou i kahi o nā punahele punahele punahele a punahele ʻole āu i nā ʻōlelo ma lalo nei.