He mea pūʻiwa paha ia, he mea haʻalulu paha kekahi e hele wāwae ana nā poʻe a aloha maoli 5 Halawa. Ua hālāwai wau ma mua o hoʻokahi o ka poʻe i manaʻo Ua lawe ʻo Jason iā Manhattan ʻo kā lākou punahele ia Friday ka 13th. A hele i nā ʻaoʻao ʻelua. Noho mākou i kahi honua kahi e manaʻo ai kekahi e Stanley Kubrick's ka Kealohilani ʻaʻole ia he ʻāpana kiʻiʻoniʻoni maikaʻi a me nā ʻeke o ka poʻe e manaʻoʻiʻo iā Rob Zombie's ʻO Halloweens ʻoi aku ma mua o John Carpenter's.

ʻO kahi paukū hoʻokahi i, maopopo iaʻu aia kekahi o ʻoukou e luliluli nei i kou poʻo a malia paha ʻo kekahi e ʻumeʻume nei, akā ʻo ia ka mea aʻu e makemake ai e kamaʻilio.

Ke hiki mai i ka ʻoihana leʻaleʻa, ʻo ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a me ke kīwī paha, noho mau ka weliweli i kahi ʻano e nānā nui ʻia i lalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua mahalo nui ʻia i ke ana liʻiliʻi e "The Walking Dead" a ʻo "American Horror Story," akā no ka hapa nui, ʻike ʻia ka weliweli ma ke ʻano helu ʻelua. Aia kekahi manaʻoʻiʻo i waena o ka poʻe e mahalo ʻole i ka weliweli no ka nele o ka artistry a me nā mea e pili ana i ka hemahema o ke kālena e pono ai e ʻokiʻoki iā ia i ka hana keaka a me ka hoʻomākeʻaka.

ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻike maikaʻi mākou, ʻaʻole anei? ʻOiai he leona mākou, ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike i ke ʻano like o ka mākaʻikaʻi no “Ash vs Evil Dead” e like me ʻoe no “The Big Bang Theory.” I ke kumumanaʻo nui o nā mea, he kula liʻiliʻi mākou o ka iʻa i loko o kahi loko iʻa nui loa.

ʻO ke kumu hou aʻe e pili pū.

ʻAʻole naʻe mākou. A ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke kōkua akā kānalua no ke aha?

Hoʻohui ʻia mākou āpau e ka mahele o ke kaua pelekikena o kēia manawa. ʻO ka mudslinging a me ka manamana lima a me ke kāhea inoa ʻana he ʻaneʻane kēlā me kēia kanaka ma ke kaʻe o ke kuʻi ʻana i ke pihi mū inā ʻaʻole lākou. ʻAʻohe haʻi'ōlelo, ʻaʻohe hoʻololi o nā manaʻo i ukali ʻia e ke kamaʻilio naʻauao a me ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa. He ʻūlū mau wale ia o "Pololei wau, hewa ʻoe" ʻoiai ʻaʻole ʻaoʻao a lohe a hana paha i kahi huaʻōlelo a kahi ʻē aʻe e ʻōlelo ai.

Ua ʻike anei ʻoe i ka hanana like i waena o nā mea pā weliweli ma ka pāpili kaiaulu? ʻAʻole ʻae nā mea āpau i nā hoʻopaʻapaʻa pūnaewele, akā maikaʻi nā makaʻala i ʻike ʻia e nā mea āpau. ʻAʻole kēia i manaʻo ʻia e lilo i hoʻopiʻi no kekahi, he manawa kūpono wale nō e kū a noʻonoʻo no kekahi manawa.

Hoʻohālikelike nā manaʻo like ʻole i ka poʻe i kekahi i kekahi. Pēlā nō ia mai ka hoʻomaka o ka manawa, a ʻaʻole e loli. Eia naʻe, ma mua o ka nīnau ʻana no ke aha a makemake ʻole ai kekahi i kekahi mea, lilo ia i ʻāpana pissing. "Pehea e hiki ai iā ʻoe?" ukali ʻia e kahi ʻōlelo hōʻino a i waho a i waho hoʻi i ka hōʻino, kahi e wehe ai i nā kahawai i ka bercering banter.

ʻO ka manaʻo ʻana he mea maikaʻi. ʻO ka manaʻo he lawe kāu. Eia nō naʻe, ʻaʻole ia he manaʻo he pololei loa ʻoe a hewa ʻole paha. Ma mua o ka nānā ʻole ʻana i kekahi e pili ana i kā lākou kuanaʻike, e nīnau paha iā lākou i kahi nīnau. Ma kahi o ka ʻōlelo ʻana “ʻO ka mea inaina Halloween III aia i loko o ka hūpō, ”e nīnau e pili ana i nā mea a lākou e makemake ʻole ai e pili ana. E manaʻoʻiʻo paha ʻaʻole paha, ʻaʻole mālama paha kekahi iā ia a ʻaʻohe mea e pili ai me ka loaʻa ʻole o Michael Myers. Aia kahi liʻiliʻi iki o ka hiki i ka mea a lākou e ʻōlelo ai i ka pane ke kūpono, a i ʻole ke hāʻawi nei i kahi kiko a lākou i noʻonoʻo ʻole ai a ʻo kekahi a ʻo kekahi paha iā ʻoe, a i ʻole ʻelua paha, e noʻonoʻo hou i ko lākou kūlana. Inā ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe, ʻike ka ʻaoʻao ʻelua i ke kumu o ka manaʻo o kekahi ʻē aʻe e like me lākou.

Manaʻo he leʻaleʻa ka weliweli. A ʻo kahi poʻe liʻiliʻi, ʻo mākou pū kekahi me ia. Leʻaleʻa i kēlā poʻe makemake like, maopopo leʻa, akā mahalo pū i ka poʻe i aloha Hahai ia or ʻO ka makeʻino hana hou a i ʻole 31, ʻoiai ʻaʻole ʻoe i hana.

ʻAʻole lōʻihi ka lōʻihi o kahi pae ma Facebook a i ʻole Twitter e morph i ka lū ʻana i piha i ka inaina, no ke aha e komo ai i loko? Hāʻawi i kou mau manaʻo, akā e waiho i ka hoʻokolokolo i ka haʻi ʻōlelo a haʻi. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻike i kāu hihia me ka ʻaʻa ʻole i ka poʻe ʻē aʻe. Inā hele kekahi i kēlā laina, akā, e hoʻokuʻu wale. Nānā ʻole, neʻe a pani iā ​​lākou ma mua o ka ulu ʻana i mea nui aʻe. ʻIke mākou āpau aia nā troll ma laila ʻo Ledger's Joker, makemake lākou e nānā i ka wela o ka honua.

Hāʻawi ka ʻano i nā mea nui e hauʻoli ai. ʻO kēia makahiki wale nō kā mākou ʻO ka Witch, Mai hanu, ʻO 2 Conjuring, Ka Lā, ʻeono mau māhele hou o "The X -Files," ka hoʻi o "Make make ʻo Ash Ash Evil," ka puka ʻana o "Stranger Things" a me ka hoʻolaha e kamana e hui pū ana me Blumhouse e lawe i ka Halloween hoʻi hou i kāna aʻa kumu.

ʻAʻole e ʻōlelo iki i ke ala hou ʻana o "Nā Peaks Twin" or It ma kahi o ke kihi a i ʻole ka hanohano o ke kula kahiko o nā moʻo nui o ke Ao holoʻokoʻa a me kanawalu kanawalu slasher flicks a hoʻomau ka papa inoa.

ʻAʻole paha ʻoe e hauʻoli i nā mea āpau, akā hoʻi hou, ʻaʻole pono ʻoe. He manaʻo ko kēlā me kēia, a ua maikaʻi kēlā mau manaʻo. Hiki iā ʻoe ke lawe, akā ʻaʻole ia he manaʻo e hōʻino ʻia nā poʻe ʻē aʻe no lākou. He mea maikaʻi ka loiloi. He aha ka mea i ʻoi aku ma mua o ka hoʻohewa kūkulu? ʻAʻole ia he ʻōlelo wale no ka hōʻino, akā kahi e hāʻawi nei i nā kumu kikoʻī no ke aha, a hāʻawi i ka poʻe ʻē aʻe i ka manawa kūpono e noʻonoʻo ai i kāu mea i ʻōlelo ai a pane i ke ʻano. Hiki paha iā ʻoe ke ʻae i kahi ʻaelike, ʻoiai inā he kūlike ʻole ia, akā ua kūkaʻi ʻia nā manaʻo, nā kiko i hana ʻia a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka ʻike ma mua o ka hoʻolei wale ʻana i nā ʻōlelo hōʻino ma hope o ka keyboard a kelepona akamai paha.

Hell, hewa wau e like me kekahi. Pono wau e hopu iaʻu iho mai ka hoʻonui ʻana i ka manawa pehea wau e ʻike ai e pili ana i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a i ʻole luna hoʻokele a mea hana keaka paha no ka mea ʻaʻole manaʻo koʻu manaʻo akā pololei wau a ʻo nā poʻe ʻē aʻe ʻaʻole. kuhi wau Palena kālā ua ʻoi aku ma mua o ka He Werewolf ʻAmelika ma Ladana. Nui ka poʻe e kūlike ʻole, akā pono mākou e hauʻoli i kēlā mau manaʻo ʻokoʻa a komo i ke kamaʻilio ʻana ma mua o ka hele ʻana ma hope o nā ʻāʻī o kekahi.

He kula iʻa liʻiliʻi mākou i loko o ka loko iʻa nui loa, akā ke hele ʻo Jaws i loko o ko mākou ʻāʻī o ka ulu lāʻau, e hoʻomanaʻo pono mākou nā mea āpau iā mākou. Kekahi i kekahi. E maikaʻi kākou kekahi i kekahi.