Makemake au i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli. ʻAʻohe wau e nalo i kahi hoʻokuʻu keaka ke hiki iaʻu ke kōkua iā ia, loaʻa iaʻu kahi hōʻuluʻulu o nā ala hele hoʻohiki i mālama ʻia ma YouTube, a ke kali nei no ʻO ka Babadook e kiʻi i kahi hoʻokuʻu US kokoke i make iaʻu. Lilo wau i nā uku uku ma ka décor Halloween. Kākau wau no kahi pūnaewele i kapa ʻia iHorror. ʻO wau kahi mea weliweli weliweli, no laila ke kaumaha iaʻu e ʻōlelo

Hoʻoweliweli nā mea aloha weliweli.

Ke ʻōwili nei ʻoe i kou mau maka? Ke huhū nei paha ʻoe me ka hoʻano pono iā ʻoe iho? Ua heluhelu leo ​​nui ʻoe i kēia i kahi hoaaloha a laila hōʻino i koʻu makuahine? E hoʻolei wale wau i kahi ʻōlelo iā ʻoe: remake.

ʻO ke kauā, Pehea e hiki ai iā lākou, he aha kā lākou e noʻonoʻo nei, mai hoʻopā iā ia, etc. Ua lohe mākou āpau / i ʻōlelo ia ma mua. Ua loaʻa mākou āpau i kahi pupule i ka wā e hoʻolaha ai kahi studio i kahi remake o kahi mea aloha, a i ʻole ka pō, a me kahi hoʻowahāwahā ʻia o ke ao holoʻokoʻa. Hoʻomanaʻo paha kekahi i ka huhū piha ma mua o ka wā i hoʻolaha ʻia ai (The) Evil Dead e hana hou ʻia me ka ʻole ka lehu?

ʻO ka hoʻolei ʻana a puni ka huaʻōlelo R me ka poʻe hoʻoweliweli weliweli e hōʻoiaʻiʻo ʻia e alakaʻi i ka ʻuwā ʻana, ke walaʻau ʻana, maliʻa paha he mau waimaka, a me kahi ʻāʻī āpau. Heluhelu wau iaʻu iho i waena o ka poʻe i loaʻa, i kekahi manawa, hoʻolei i kahi hissy fit ma luna o kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e hana hou ʻia (ʻae, akā maoli? Ehia mau manawa e pono ai mākou e ʻike. Nohealani? ʻAʻole loa e hoʻololi) ʻoiai inā ʻo ka hopena gula maʻemaʻe. "ʻĀ, maikaʻi ia, akā ʻaʻole maikaʻi ia e like me ke kumu. ” Me he mea lā he ʻano manaʻo ko mākou e hoʻokiʻekiʻe iā mākou iho me nā mea i hele mua a hoʻolaha pū i ka honua i ke komo nui ʻana o kā mākou makemake freaky a ua hoʻokaʻawale ʻia kā mākou haipule no nā "classics." Ma ka haʻi ʻana i ko mākou kūpaʻa, hoʻokumu mākou he ʻoi aku mākou i ko mākou ʻike ʻano ʻaʻole e lanakila ʻia e nā hopena hou a i ʻole ka milo hou i kahi moʻolelo kahiko. Ma laila mākou ma mua o ko lākou lilo ʻana i “mainstream.” ʻOiai ʻoi aku ka nui o ka hana hou o ka hana hou ʻana, ʻoi aku ka ikaika, me ka hana keaka a me ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻoi aku, ʻaʻole mākou e huli i ke kua i ka The Original Original. ʻAe ʻae wau, i kekahi manawa he remo ka hana hou ʻana, ʻaʻole naʻe o kela manawa, e nā kānaka.

A ʻaʻole ʻo ka huaʻōlelo R wale nō ka grenade e kiola ʻia ai. ʻOiai ʻaʻole paha he mea ʻala e like me ka nui o nā mea pā, ʻo "sequel" kahi mea ʻeha ʻē aʻe me nā haipule he nui. ʻAʻole pono no ka mea manaʻo mākou ʻaʻole pono e hana ʻia; ma hope o nā mea āpau, Horror kahi ʻano ʻike no ia nā momona e like me nā mea pepehi kanaka kaulana kaulana loa (ʻOka, kruger, a ʻO Voorhees) he ponoʻī kā kēlā me kēia, akā no ka mea he kū hoʻokahi ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, a maopopo leʻa ka manaʻo o kēlā me kēia e pili ana i ke ʻano o ia kiʻi a no ke aha, a ʻoiai ʻaʻole hiki i kekahi ke ʻae i kēlā me kēia.

Wili ʻo Shyamalanian? "Ua ʻike au e hele mai ana maʻu loa #akyn." ʻO kahi helu helu PG-13? “ʻAʻole koe e mālama pēpē iā LOL.” Serious, aia kekahi peʻa ʻē aʻe ʻē aʻe e like me mākou? E kaulike, ʻo ka nui o nā ʻano sub-genres ʻole e hoʻonui i ka waihona fan ma kahi nui, a ʻo ia paha ka helu no kekahi o nā cattiness. I loko o kahi kai nui, e ʻoi aku ka nui o nā iʻa huhū o kekahi. Akā ma ka liʻiliʻi aia pū mākou āpau i kēia, ʻeā? Koe a ke kali ʻoe! No ka mea ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke ʻaelike i ka mea weliweli is. Hoʻoweliweli Psychological-weliweli, weliweli weliweli, weliweli B-kiʻiʻoniʻoni, hiʻohiʻona hiʻohiʻona ... i kekahi manawa, blurry ka laina. ʻAʻole i liʻuliʻu loa, ua kūkākūkā kekahi mau mea kākau mai kēia pūnaewele no ka weliweli ʻo 'The Shining' a me 'The Silence of the Lambs'. Kahaha, kahaha: ʻaʻole ʻae mākou āpau.

ʻO wau iho, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu hiki ke wehewehe ʻia ka “weliweli”. ʻOi aku ia o "ʻike ʻoe iā ia ke ʻike ʻoe" ʻano mea. Ua lawe ka hapa nui o ka poʻe i ke kau ʻana i ka weliweli i loko o ka pahu i hōʻike maopopo ʻia, me nā ʻōkuhi ʻoʻoleʻa. ʻO ka lula ke ʻano: "Inā ʻaʻole ia e makaʻu iaʻu, ʻaʻole ia he mea weliweli." A ʻo ia kahi kānāwai koʻikoʻi e waiho i lalo, no ka mea ʻaʻole wau i ʻike inā ua ʻike ʻoe, akā ke hele nei nā mea āpau i kēia ʻoihana "ulu". I kekahi manawa hoʻomaka mākou i ka makaʻu i nā curfews ma luna o nā mea pepehi kanaka, nā bila ma luna o ka Boogeyman, a me nā molaki ma luna o nā machetes. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, koi ka weliweli i kahi hoʻomaha o ka hoʻomaloka. Pono ia iā mākou e paʻi i loko o kā mākou keiki o loko a manaʻoʻiʻo he ʻoiaʻiʻo nā mea maikaʻi ʻole a noho lākou ma lalo o kā mākou moena.

Hana wau i nā manawa āpau. ʻAʻole wau i ʻike 'Yesja'no ka mea ua helu ʻia ʻo PG-13 a manaʻo wau ʻaʻole pono wau e hoʻopilikia. Akā i kēlā me kēia manawa ke nānā aku wau i ka trailer, hoihoi wau. Pono wau e nānā i kaʻu mau kolohe hoʻowahāwahā ponoʻī, no ka mea aia kahi papa inoa nui o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni PG-13 aʻu i hauʻoli ai, a ʻaʻole wau makemake e haʻalele i kahi goldmine kūpono. 'Ke hea mai kahi malihini' ʻo ia kekahi o kaʻu mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni punahele e hoʻolei ke hoʻi wau i ka home. 'Insidious', 'The Possession', 'They' ... nui nā mea e mahalo ʻia ma laila inā hoʻomaʻamaʻa mākou i ka mea ʻoniʻoni a leʻaleʻa wale i kēia mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni no ka mea ʻo ia: ka mana o kekahi o kahi moʻolelo ahi. Noho kākou i hope, hāmau no hoʻokahi manawa, a leʻaleʻa i ka “Boo!”

Koe no 'As Above, So Below' no ka mea he aha nā shitburgers shit shitburgers ia hoʻopunipuni?

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