ʻĀ… Eia kāua. Ua hana wau i kekahi mau ʻāpana i ka remakes i ke ʻano weliweli a inā hoʻokahi mea e hiki ai i ka hapa nui o mākou ke ʻae aku, ʻo ia ka hapa nui o nā remake. Hoʻomaopopo wau i hoʻohana i ka huaʻōlelo "nui". ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua like ka hopena ke lohe mākou i ka huaʻōlelo "remake" a i ʻole "reboot". ʻO ke kaniʻuhū, ka ʻōhumu, a me ka makemake e puhi i ka mea ma hope o ka kiʻiʻoniʻoni rebooted me ko mākou huhū a me ka hahau ʻana i nā lima.

Akā, i kekahi manawa, pono mākou e omo a hāʻawi i kahi manawa hou no ka mea ʻaʻole lākou e omo mau. Mai kuhi hewa iaʻu ma ʻaneʻi. Ua ʻōlelo mau wau e hoʻohana ʻo Hollywood i nā remakes e hana wikiwiki i kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni kūleʻa. A ʻo ka hapa nui o ka manawa ʻo ia ka hihia. Akā, aia kekahi mau mea ma waho i hana ʻia me ka nani a ʻaʻa wau e ʻōlelo ʻoi aku ma luna o ka mea mua. ʻO ka ʻōlelo ʻana, ʻo kēia papa inoa aʻu i hōʻuluʻulu ai ma luna o kaʻu noggin.

Eia he 10 mau hana hoʻoweliweli ʻaʻole ʻoluʻolu:

10. Kaʻu Aliʻi Lani Valentine 3D (2009)

ʻO kēia, ma kekahi mau ʻano, ua hoʻoikaika ʻia ka mana i nā palena o ka ʻōlohelohe, ka wahine, a me ka hoʻomāinoino koko, nā mea āpau i ke kolu hanohano. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e manaʻoʻiʻo mai iaʻu, e nānā i kēia wikiō ma lalo nei. Ua hāʻawi wau i kaʻu sila o ka ʻae ʻana.

 

9. Nā Maka o nā Puʻu (2006)

ʻO kēia kekahi o nā remake aʻu i manaʻo ai ua ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka mea mua. ʻO ka R-rated a me ka hoʻomāinoino ʻino Hills o 2006 i hoʻopuka i ka nui o ka buzz me nā mea hoʻoweliweli a ua loaʻa ma luna o 40 miliona ma ka pahu pahu. Ua puka mai ka hope ma hope koke iho akā ʻaʻole i kūpono i ka mea kumu a i ʻole ka hana hou.

 

8. Pepehi kanaka Texas Chainsaw (2003)

Ua kanalua loa au i keia. Akā ua hauʻoli wau i ka hopena. Loaʻa iā ia ke kilokilo like me ka mea kumu? ʻAʻole i koʻu manaʻo. Akā ʻoiaʻiʻo, paʻa maikaʻi me ka mālama pono i ka moʻolelo, nā mea keaka maikaʻi, a me nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni maikaʻi. A ʻaʻole pono iaʻu e lohe i ke ʻano hoʻomāinoino loa a Franklin i kēia lawena hanauna hou. ʻAe… ua maikaʻi wau i kēlā.

 

7. kuha wau i kou lua kupapaʻu (2010)

ʻAe, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kēia remake e like me ka mea mua akā me kahi hiʻohiʻona hou a like me ka hana ʻino inā ʻaʻole i ʻoi aku ma mua o ka mua. ʻO ka moʻolelo o kahi mea kākau moʻolelo i hele i loko o ka ululāʻau a hele mai kahi mea i hoʻopaʻi ʻia i kahi koa hoʻopaʻi, ma kēia hihia, mahalo i ke alakaʻi maikaʻi a me kahi hana stellar na Sarah Butler.

 

6. Little Shop o ka weliweli (1987)

ʻAe. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole ia he kiʻi hoʻoweliweli, akā hey, pono wau e hāʻawi i kahi ʻōlelo hanohano. ʻO koʻu manaʻo, pono ʻoe e pupule ʻaʻole makemake i kahi mea kanu hīmeni e hānai ana i ka ʻiʻo a me ke koko o ke kanaka, ʻeā? Me ke kōkua o Jim Henson puppeteers, ua ola ʻo Audrey 2 i kēia puʻupuʻu weliweli-komedy-mele. Ua puka mai ka mea mua i ka makahiki 1960 a ʻoiai ua maikaʻi loa ia no kona manawa; ʻO kēia kahi hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo ma ka moʻolelo ma mua o ka mea mua.

 

5. ʻO Blob (1988)

ʻO ka Blob ka mea pono i loko o nā hōʻiliʻili hoʻoweliweli weliweli. ʻO kēia kahi hana hou i hiki ke ola e like me kāna hoʻoikaika ʻana i ka ʻike a Chuck Russell, kahi i hāʻule ai ke poʻo inoa goo. hoʻomaka ka honua a hoʻomaka koke i ka ʻeli ʻana i nā kamaʻāina o kekahi kūlanakauhale liʻiliʻi Kaleponi ʻoiai ke ulu nei i nā ʻāpana gargantuan He mea kūpono nō hoʻi e haʻi ʻia aia kekahi hana hou Blob i nā hana. 

 

4. ʻO ka mea (1982)

ʻO ka Thing kekahi o nā kiʻi Sci-Fi-Horror nui loa i hana ʻia. ʻO kēia mana o nā hōkū ʻo Kurt Russell he nani loa a me ka pōʻino kokoke i ka hala ʻole. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu he aha kāu e ʻōlelo aku ai inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike a laila pono ʻoe e noho i lalo a nānā. Meow pololei. ʻAʻole maoli. E ho'ōki i ka heluhelu ʻana i kēia a hele e hoʻokuʻu i kou mau maka i loko o kahi hale hōʻikeʻike o ko Kurt Russell hanohano!

 

3. Frankensein (1931)

ʻIke wau i ka manaʻo o kekahi o ʻoukou. ʻO ia ke kumu maoli? Ua hewa! ʻO ke kumu he kiʻiʻoniʻoni pōkole pōkole i hana ʻia ma 1910 i hana ʻia e Edison Studios. ʻO ka mana 1931 i alakaʻi ʻia e ka moʻolelo ʻo James Whale i haki i nā palena a he paionia ma ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni. I koʻu manaʻo, ua hoʻokaʻawale ia i ke ala no nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli hou aʻe e hahai i kona mau wāwae a ʻoi loa ke kūpono i kahi wahi ma kēia papa inoa.

 

2. ʻO ke kikowaena (1986)

He aha kaʻu e ʻōlelo ai e pili ana i ka haku mele a David Cronenberg ʻo The Fly? ʻO kaʻu manaʻo ʻaʻole ʻo ia wale nō. ʻO kekahi hana hou e hiki iaʻu ke palekana ma mua o ka 1958 kumu i ka gore a me ka moʻolelo. Hāʻawi ʻo Jeff Goldblum i kahi hana maikaʻi e like me "Brundlefly" a hōʻike iā mākou inā e hana hou ʻo Hollywood i kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni, ʻo ia ke ʻano o ka hana ʻana.

 

1. Ke Alaula o ka Mea Make (2004)

ʻO kekahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni aʻu i makaʻala e pili ana i koʻu lilo ʻana i mea aloha nui Romero a me zombie. I ka hiki ʻana mai o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni i ka pale i ka makahiki 2004, ua hauʻoli loa wau. No laila, ua aneane au e hana me kaʻu keiki mua mai ka hauʻoli nui a me nā nerdgasms zombie. ʻO nā hopena kūikawā kupaianaha i hui pū ʻia me nā zombies maikaʻi loa a me kahi mea hoʻokalakupua maikaʻi i hana i kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni. ʻOiai ʻokoʻa loa ia ma mua o ka mea mua, pono ke nānā ʻia a ʻelua manamana lima mai kēia ākea.