Mai ka pou hope loa ua uhi wau i kahi kumuhana kontroversial (kahi hiki iā ʻoe ke heluhelu maanei), Ua hoʻoholo wau e hoʻonāukiuki i ka ipu hao a kākā i kahi kumuhana koʻikoʻi i ke kaiāulu weliweli: Remakes.

ʻO wau iho, makemake au i nā hana hou. Aloha au i ka ʻike ʻana i ka wehewehe ʻana o ka poʻe ʻē aʻe i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Aloha au inā like lākou me ke kumu, a aloha pū kekahi ke ʻokoʻa lākou. Mālama wau iā lākou ma ke ʻano he ʻoniʻoni ʻokoʻa loa, nā mana hōʻaiʻē, nā poʻomanaʻo, a me nā huapalapala. Inā hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i kēlā, ʻaʻole ʻehaʻeha ka remakes ke nānā aku. A eia naʻe, ʻaʻole pono lākou. ʻOiai inaina ʻoe i ka hana hou, ma laila mau ke kumu! Ke hana ʻia nei i loko o nā kenekulia me nā puke a me nā moʻolelo, no laila ʻaʻole like nā hana hou ʻana i ka kinima a ʻaʻole pono e ʻike ʻia e like me ka weliweli.

E lawe ana wau i kēia manawa kūpono e pale aku i kekahi remakes aʻu e aloha ai. He papa inoa kēia o 8 hana hou i ka mea hoʻoweliweli. me nā hoʻokipa maikaʻi ʻole mai nā mea nānā a me nā loiloi. Ma mua o ka heluhelu ʻana i kēia, hanu nui; E ʻeha wau i ka hōʻeha ʻole i nā manaʻo o kekahi me kēia. Aka, e ao mua ia; ʻAʻole wau e kala no kēia o kēia, a inā huhū wau iā ʻoe, a laila e hoʻolei.

… ʻAe akā maoli inā hoʻonāukiuki au iā ʻoe a huhū paha me kēia papa inoa e kala mai wau a aloha wau iā ʻoe, mai ʻoluʻolu mai uhaʻi me aʻu

"ʻO kēia no ka ʻōlelo ʻana ua omo koʻu kiʻi ʻoniʻoni!"

Pōʻalima 13th (2009) [youtube id = "fpKdXnXl93s" align = "pono"]

E like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai ma mua, nui nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma kēia papa inoa e paʻa iaʻu e walaʻau ai, no laila e hoʻopau wau i kēia. ʻO ka 2009 Friday ka 13th hana hou. Makemake au ia. ʻAʻole, aloha au ia; nui loa, e hoʻomaka wau i kēia papa inoa me ia. Hana nui ʻo Derek Mears i ka hōʻike ʻana iā Jason, a kū wau i kēlā. ʻAʻole wau i manaʻoʻiʻo i ke kiʻi hou ʻana o kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i ka huila a i ʻole hana maoli paha i kekahi mea hiki ʻole ke hilinaʻi ʻia e kekahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻē aʻe, manaʻo wale wau he hoʻomau maikaʻi ia o ka franchise. He kiʻi ʻoniʻoni leʻaleʻa ia, a he nani loa ko Jason ke nānā aku ma aneʻi.

ʻO ka Massacre Texas Chainsaw (2003) [youtube id = "janre4HxsX4" kaulike = "ʻākau"]

E hana maoli paha kekahi i kekahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e like me ka gritty a me ka compelling e like me ka TCM kumu? ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole oʻu manaʻo pēlā. Eia naʻe, ua kaulike kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni iā ​​ia. He gory ia, kānalua, a hoʻohana hou lākou i kahi hoʻohana nui mai kahi psychopath lumbering nui. Ua hauʻoli loa wau i kā lākou hana hou ʻana i kekahi o nā hopena kani kumu mai ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo Tobe Hooper, a ua hauʻoli pū wau i ka nani nani o Jessica Biel. Ua hoʻopiʻi ka poʻe loiloi i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni no ka mea ʻole he hōʻike a hopohopo paha a me ka hana ʻino, me nā ʻano kūʻai ʻole. Iā lākou, pane wau me ka minoʻaka: "ʻO kēlā ua nā ʻano hiki ke kūʻai ʻia! ”

Halloween (2007) [youtube id = "IeQiSdznHGo" align = "pono"]

ʻO kā Rob Zombie mana o Halloween ʻo ia ka mea e hana ʻia ke lawe ʻoe i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hoʻoweliweli a luʻu ia i ka ʻōlelo gore a me ka ʻōlelo ʻino. ʻOiai e ʻae wau ʻo wau pū kekahi me ka poʻe loiloi i ka ʻōlelo ʻana ua hiki iā Mr. Zombie ke kani i lalo i ka ʻōlelo i kekahi manawa, hoʻohui ia i ka grittiness e hoʻāʻo nei e hoʻokō me kāna hana hou. Nui ka pilikia o ka hapanui o ka poʻe i ka hōʻike ʻia ʻana o ko Michael Myers wā kamaliʻi, akā manaʻo wau ua hoʻohui ia i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Me he mea lā he kanaka hou aku ia, a makemake au i ka hele ʻana ma hope o nā hōʻike e pili ana i ka mea i hiki ke hoʻohuli iā Big Mike ma hope o ke ola.

The Eyes Eyes (2006) [youtube id = "C6f9ooGR9iU" align = "ʻākau"]

I kēia manawa o ka papa inoa, inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻae me aʻu i kēia manawa, lana ka manaʻo ua hoʻomaka ʻoe e ʻike i kekahi o kaʻu mau kiko. ʻO nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i luna aʻe he remake maikaʻi, akā he a kēia maoli hou remakes. ʻO ka nui o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma kēia papa inoa i kā lākou palapala kumu he nui nā palena i kau ʻia ma luna o lākou e pili ana i ka mea hiki a hiki ʻole iā lākou ke hōʻike. ʻO ka manawa pinepine, ua ʻeha nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni mai nā palena i ʻōlelo ʻia. Paulele wau i kēlā He mau maka no nā Hills he laʻana nui loa ia. ʻO nā hopena e hana i kahi lewa weliweli i hoʻomaikaʻi nui ʻia me ka manawa, i ka manawa pinepine hiki ke hoʻohana ʻia nā ʻenehana hou e hoʻokō ai i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻoi aku ka ʻoi aku ka maoli.

Nosferatu The Vampyre (1979) [youtube id = ”S1Rachk7ipI” align = ”pono”]

Pau kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kaʻu mau papa inoa. Maikaʻi wale nō. Ua manaʻoʻiʻo ʻo Werner Herzog ʻo ke kumu ʻo ia ke kiʻi Kelemania maikaʻi loa i hana ʻia a hoʻāʻo i kāna mea i hōʻino ʻia e hana i kahi hōʻike maikaʻi o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo Murnau. Kupaianaha ka mana o Herzog. He nani, mālie, a hoʻoweliweli. ʻO Klaus Kinski, ka mea hoʻokani i ke ʻano eponymous i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ke nānā aku me he mea weliweli lā e like me Max Schreck i ke kiʻi kumu. E nānā i kaʻu ʻōlelo ʻaneʻane. E ola ʻo Werner Herzog.

Evil Dead (2013) [youtube id = "lWG_w5w8ZLs" align = "pono"]

Ua lawe kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a Sam Raimi a kau ʻia ma luna o nā steroid. ʻO ia kahi ʻāpana ʻoniʻoni o ka hale kiʻi ʻoniʻoni gory pono e ʻike ʻia ma mua o hoʻokahi manawa, akā inā hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōpū. Ua huki nā mea hana kiʻiʻoniʻoni i nā kū i ke keʻena gore no kēia a ʻino, hoʻowahāwahā, i nā ala maikaʻi wale nō. Hoʻonui ka hapa nui o nā remake i ka hoʻohana nui ʻana o CGI. I kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ua ʻōlelo ka luna hoʻomalu ʻo Fede Alvarez ʻaʻohe mea i hoʻohana ʻia i kekahi mea. E hauʻoli, e nā inaina o CGI, e hauʻoli a e hoʻomaikaʻi Make Kino!

The Thing (1982) [youtube id = "p35JDJLa9ec" align = "ʻākau"]

E lawe wau i kēia laʻana e hoʻonui i koʻu manaʻo i ka ʻōlelo ʻana ʻaʻole makaʻu nā remakes e like me lākou. ʻO kā John Carpenter's haku mele 1982, he ʻoiaʻiʻo, he hana hou. Mai piliwi iaʻu? Kaomi i 'aneʻi. The Kiakahi ke Aloha ua hele a mahalo ʻia i mau makahiki he nui ma hope o kona hoʻokuʻu ʻia ʻana a aneane aloha ʻia ʻo ia ma waena o nā poʻe pā o ka weliweli a me ka ʻepekema. No laila e lawe i kēlā, e nā naysayers hou. Ha! IN! KAU! ALOHA!

Kaʻu Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009) [youtube id = ”bsRbqpiqkKU” align = ”ʻākau”]

Ke hoʻokau nei wau i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma ka helu ʻekahi no ka mea ʻaʻole wau e manaʻo ʻo ia wale nō kahi remake maikaʻi, akā he kiʻi ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka mea kumu. He aha lā? Ua ʻōlelo wale nō ʻo ia !? ʻAe, ʻae ua hana wau. Ke Ano Hou Kuʻu Lani Aliʻi Koko he gorefest pāpā ʻole ʻia me nā hopena kūikawā weliweli. Maikaʻi ke kumu, ʻaʻole au e hōʻole i kēlā. Akā i kekahi manawa pono ʻoe e hāʻawi hōʻaiʻē ma kahi pono o ka hōʻaiʻē, a ʻo ia nō kaʻu e hana nei ma aneʻi. Hoʻohui, ʻaʻole paha iaʻu kahi kāne e hoka iā Jensen Ackles. E hele mai- maikaʻi loa kēlā inoa.

ʻIke wau e loaʻa ka wela no kēia papa inoa, akā maikaʻi iaʻu. Manaʻo wau he weliweli kēia mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, a ma ke ʻano he peahi, ʻo kaʻu kuleana ia e pale aku iā lākou. Hiki paha i kēia ke paipai iā ʻoe e hāʻawi i kekahi o kēia mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i ka lua o ka wati me kahi ʻano ʻokoʻa.