ʻO Scott Shoyer koʻu inoa, a he hore hound wau. Mai ka manawa mua aʻu i nānā ai Kanaka Ferox i ka makahiki ʻeiwa, ua ʻāpiki wau i ka gore. Kū mau wau no kahi flick makaʻu, akā aia kekahi mea e pili ana i ka hana maikaʻi loa i lawe iaʻu i kahi ʻē. He wahi hauʻoli. He wahi hauʻoli piha i ka gore.

I kēia mau lā wau e noʻonoʻo nei e pili ana i nā hiʻohiʻona make i kū i waho i koʻu noʻonoʻo kolohe. Piha paha koʻu poʻo i nā kiʻi he nui a me nā mea hoʻonāukiuki paha (e ʻike maoli wau i kekahi e pili ana i kēlā), akā he mau lima wale nō o lākou e kū nei ma ke ʻano he stopper hōʻike maoli. Ma lalo iho kaʻu papa inoa o kekahi o kaʻu mau punahele punahele gory. Hoʻomaʻo wau a hoʻonoho i kahi wikiō a i ʻole kiʻi o ka hōʻike gory me ke komo, akā i kekahi mau hihia, e like me ka Ke poʻo huna komo ma lalo, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke loaʻa i kahi wikiō a i ʻole kahi kiʻi o ia hanana. No ke aha mai? No ka mea ua ʻino a hoʻonāukiuki hoʻi ʻaʻole e ʻaʻa kekahi e kau i ka pūnaewele !!

E hauʻoli i ka papa inoa (ʻaʻole kēia ma ke ʻano kikoʻī), a kani i lalo a haʻi mai iaʻu i kāu mau hiʻohiʻona make weliweli punahele.

ʻO Scene Vomit Intestinal (Kulanakauhale o ka poe make e ola ana, 1980)

Ke nānā ʻoe i kahi flick o Lucio Fulci weliweli e hōʻoia ʻia ʻoe i hoʻokahi mea. E hele ana ma kahi o ʻekolu a ʻehā mau hanana make ʻino loa. Ma hope o ka noʻonoʻo ʻana e pili ana i kāna mau mōhai nui a pau, ua hoʻoholo wau i kēia. He helehelena poina ʻole kēia e noho mau loa me ʻoe. Viva l 'Fulci !!

Lawn Mower Kūlana (Make Alive, 1992)

Eia hou; he mau tona o ka make nui i loko o kēia flick, akā i ka wā e hāpai ai ʻo Lionel Cosgrove i ka ʻoki mauʻu a holo i loko o ka lehulehu o zombies, ʻaʻole wau i ʻike inā paha e weliweli a ʻakaʻaka paha kaʻu hoki. No laila hana wau i ʻelua.

Puree Pure Scene (He Poʻomanaʻo ma ke alanui Elm, 1984)

ʻAʻole wale kekahi o kaʻu mau hiʻohiʻona make punahele, akā ʻo ka hiʻohiʻona make ʻoi loa i kēlā me kēia kiʻi ELM STREET. Ke pani maikaʻi nā maka ʻo Johnny Depp maikaʻi ʻaʻole wau i ʻike i ka mea e kali iā ia !!

ʻO Silver Sphere Chops Up kahuna (ʻO Phantasm II, 1988)

ʻO kekahi flick nui i loaʻa i kahi helu kiʻekiʻe o ke kino, moʻolelo nui, a me nā gore nui. Kahaha au i ko mākou ʻike ʻole ʻana i kekahi mana o ka ʻāpana kālā ma ke kīwī o ke aumoe e hiki ke hana i nā mea āpau mai ka hau hau e hana i ka salsa.

ʻOki lauoho Helicopter (Dawn o ka moana, 1978)

Nui a ʻōhumu nui i ke kumu Dawn o ka moana, akā ʻo ka zombie e kū nei ma luna o nā pahu e kiʻi ana i ka piko o kona poʻo i ʻoki ʻia, he kuʻuna wale nō ia.

Kāpena ʻia ʻo Kāpena Rhodes (La o ka poe make, 1985)

E alo ia, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ʻo Kāpena Rhodes. ʻAe, maikaʻi; ʻo ia he asshole prick fucking a ʻike mākou āpau i ka hopena o ka "prick asshole" i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni zombie ... make weliweli lākou. ʻAe, ʻaʻohe ʻokoʻa ʻo Rhodes. Akā ʻoiai i ka make e pono i kēia ʻeke douche ke loaʻa nā huaʻōlelo hope loa i (“Choke on 'em”). Ua make ʻo ia i kona wā i ola ai ... he asshole holoʻokoʻa.

Make e 2 × 4 Strap-On Dildo (Ke poʻo huna, 2009)

Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e maopopo i ke ʻano o kēia ʻano, a laila e wāwahi i ke poʻo inoa. Ua make kekahi wahine i ka hōʻino ʻia me kahi kaula i hana ʻia mai loko mai o kahi papa lāʻau 2 × 4. E ʻike ʻoe ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke kiʻi i kahi wikiō a i ʻole kiʻi o ka wahi make. He mea maikaʻi paha kēlā. ʻAʻohe mea e pono e ʻike i kēlā (koe wale nō ʻo wau).

ʻĀpana ʻūlili (Hawaii, 2007)

ʻO ia paha ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻoi loa, hoʻomāinoino, hoʻokuʻu ʻole ʻia i loko o kēlā mau makahiki he 2 i hala !! Hoʻomaka ke kahe o ke koko kokoke koke a ʻaʻole e hoʻokuʻu a hiki i ka wā e loaʻa ai iā Le Femme ka mea āna e makemake ai - ma ka hoʻohana ʻana i nā ʻāpana ʻelua. ʻAʻole hiki hou iaʻu ke kiʻi i kahi kiʻi a i ʻole wikiō e hōʻike ana i kēia ʻano kikoʻī, akā inā he kipa pinepine ʻoe iā iHorror, manaʻo wau ua ʻike mua ʻoe i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma iwakālua mau manawa.

Ke wehe ʻana i ke kahakai a me ka haukapila (Make a kanu ʻia, 1981)

ʻAʻole wale kēia i wili nui i ka hopena e holo ana; ʻaʻole wale kēia iā Robert Englund i loko; ʻaʻole wale kēia o kahi o nā hiʻohiʻona make make kiʻi i loko o ia ... akā he hiʻohiʻona wehe kino ʻole kahi kahi kipa e hele mai ai i Plotter's Bluff. Hālāwai ʻo ia me kahi lil vixen moekolohe ma ke kahakai, akā ma mua o kona kākau ʻana, "E Penthouse aloha, ʻaʻole ʻoe e koho i ka mea i loaʻa iaʻu," ua loaʻa iā ia ka mea kuʻi. Hoʻopili ʻia ʻo ia a hoʻopaʻa ʻia i loko o ka ʻaukā, a hoʻā ʻia i ke ahi. Akā ʻo ke keiki hune ʻilihune kahi wale nō e wela ai ma kahi o 98% o kona kino. Me he mea lā ʻaʻohe o kēia mau lā ka lā maikaʻi loa, koho ʻoe ʻo wai kāna kahu i ka haukapila? ʻAe; ka lil vixen mai ke kahakai. Eia ke nānā aku nei iā ʻoe keiki.

ʻO ka pipi ʻo Jerky Scene (Pāka Pākani o ka weliweli, 2008)

He leʻaleʻa weliweli maoli kēia me ka hoʻonani maikaʻi a me ka f / x kūikawā, kahi moʻolelo maikaʻi, a me kahi manaʻo holoʻokoʻa maikaʻi loa. A laila hiki koke mākou i kēia hanana kahi e hōʻike ai kekahi o nā kamaʻāina pehea ʻo ia e hana ai i ka pipi pipi (makaʻala spoiler, hana ʻia e ka poʻe). ʻOi aku ka ʻino a me ka maikaʻi ʻole o ka hanana ma mua o nā mea āpau i ka flick. ʻO kēia ke kumu e paʻa ai i loko o koʻu poʻo a hana i kēia papa inoa. E kala mai ʻaʻohe wikiō, akā e nānā i kēia paʻi. pono kou manawa.

Ka Moana Tether (Uhane Ship, 2002)

Maopopo iaʻu, maopopo iaʻu. He aha ka hana a kēia flick ma kaʻu papa inoa? ʻĀnō e hele mai; ʻike mākou āpau i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma ke ʻano he kuʻi maoli ... manaʻo wau he kani nui ia. Aka, e alo alo ia; ʻo ka hiʻona me ka uea e ʻoki ana i kahi papa hulahula lehulehu i kūpono ke noho ma waena o kēia paila mahu. He mea hilahila ke koena o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻaʻole i hoʻomau i ka ikaika mai kēia hanana.

Splinter i ka maka (zombie, 1979)

Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole pono kēia wehewehe i kahi wehewehe. ʻO kēia ka helehelena ʻelua a Fulci ma kēia papa inoa a ʻike mākou āpau no ke aha !!

ʻO ke kūlana ho'āʻo kaomi koko (Dawn o ka moana, 1978)

Maliʻa paha o ka hiamoe make dumbest ma kēia papa inoa akā aloha nui wau iā ia. I waenakonu o kahi lehulehu o ka ʻiʻo e ʻai nei, e hoʻouka nei nā zombies pōloli, ua hoʻoholo ʻo Pedro e noho i lalo a nānā i kāna kaomi koko. He kaulele a hoʻomakeʻaka hoʻi kēia i paʻa mau kēia hiʻohiʻona i koʻu manaʻo.

ʻO ke poʻo e pohā ana ke poʻo (Nānā, 1981)

Eia hou; Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole pono kēia e hoʻolauna. Nanea

E wehe ākea ākea (Hatekeke, 2006)

I ka manawa aʻu i ʻike ai i kēia hiʻohiʻona (gehena, ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni holoʻokoʻa) i hāʻule koʻu ʻāʻī a ʻike koke wau ua loaʻa iaʻu kahi lā kahiko o kēia lā a me kahi kālena ʻano nui ma Adam Green. Aahhh ʻO Victor Crowley ... ʻaʻole e make ke kuko o kou koko.

ʻO Cheeky Face-Off Scene (Waihoia e hoomaha, 2009)

ʻO kēia ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kahiko o kēia au i kupu mai kahi kālena ʻano nui (Robert Hall). Nui nā hanana make gory nui loa, akā ʻo kēia kaʻu mea punahele mai kēia flick, a ʻo kekahi o kaʻu mau manawa āpau ke makemake iā PERIOD.

ʻIke wau he papa inoa piha ʻole kēia. E haʻi mai iaʻu i kāu mau hiʻohiʻona gory punahele.