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ʻO 10 mau manawa WTF nui loa mai 'Zombeavers'

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Lulai 25, 2015

ʻAe, kākau ʻana i kahi ʻatikala e pili ana i nā manawa WTF mai kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e pili ana i nā beavers zombie me he mea maʻalahi loa. Kākau kūpono iā ia iho. Akā hele mai, pono e hana. ʻO Zombeavers piha ʻo WTF, no laila e hele a pololei i ia mea a leʻaleʻa kekahi. (Minor OLELO LOA i mua, akā e nānā ana paha ʻoe i kēia a ʻaʻole ʻole ʻoe, no laila ke koho nei wau ʻaʻole ʻoe e noʻonoʻo.)

10. Me he mea lā ʻaʻole lawa ka hāʻawi ʻana o Bill Burr i ka hanana wehe i kahi mea hoʻohenehene he mea hoʻomākeʻaka kēia ʻoiai he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ia, ʻo ke kaʻina o nā hōʻaiʻē hoʻomaka hāmeʻa e hōʻoia iā ia. Ua manaʻo wau e kū ʻo Elmer Fudd me kahi pū kī. “Noho mālie. Ke ʻimi holoholona nei au i nā mea beaver, huh-huh-huh-huh-huh! ”

9. E kamaʻilio ana no kēlā wahi wehe, ke kanaka e holo pū ana me Bill Burr, ke kāne me ka lauoho lōʻihi, ka ʻumiʻumi, a me ka pāpale kalaka? ʻAe, ʻo John Mayer kēlā. "He ʻāina kamahaʻo kou wig ..."

8. Ma ke ala e hele aku ai i ka wao nahele, ke kamaʻilio nei nā kaikamahine ʻekolu, ʻo Mary, Zoe, a me Jenn, i nā kāne a me nā dick, nā dick a me nā kāne. A me nā dick. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ke hauʻoli nei ʻo Zoe i loko o kahi o nā kiʻi dick mai kāna ipo kāne ma kāna kelepona. ʻAe, ua loaʻa iā mākou nā mea nānā i nā kiʻi dick unsolicited.

7. ʻO Yikes, he bea! ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka uhi ʻana i kāu mau puʻupuʻu, pale ia iā ʻoe mai ka maunu ʻana.

6. "Manaʻo wau e like me ka Power Ranger!" Kuhi au kēlā kekahi mea hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo i ka wā e moe kolohe ana.

5. ʻAʻole loaʻa i kahi kelepona? Pono ʻoe e kāhea i ke kōkua ma ka laina ʻāina? Laki maikaʻi me kēlā, ʻoiai ua nīnū ʻia kēlā mau bastards akamai i nā laina kelepona āpau. Akamai lākou ma mua o kāu zombeaver awelika!

4. Inā hāʻule kahi kumulāʻau i kahi ulu lāʻau a pae i kahi dudebro, ʻakaʻaka anei ka beaver? (Ae).

3. Nānā: “ʻOiaʻiʻo nō! Eia ka mea hiki ʻole ke ʻike ʻia ka moe kolohe wahine make wahine - OH SHIT! OH HELL NO, KEIKI! ”

2. E hana ka poʻe kaukuki niho i ka luku ʻana i ka hoʻoponopono ʻana i ka pilikia o ka bucktooth hou ma waena o nā kamaʻāina kūloko. A i ʻole, e kali, e ʻae iaʻu e hoʻopuka hou i ka ʻōlelo - e make ʻia nā kauka niho e ka lāhui hou i paʻa pono inā hoʻāʻo lākou e hoʻoponopono. ʻOi aku kēlā.

1. ʻO Whack-a-Mole i nehinei. ʻO kēia mau lā e pili ana iā Whack-a-Beaver.

No kēia mau mea a me nā manawa WTF ʻē aʻe, e nānā ʻO Zombeavers, ke kahe nei ma Netflix. E nānā i ka trailer ma lalo. [youtube id = "I5-1XTjYZC8 ″ kaulike =" kikowaena "mode =" maʻamau "autoplay =" ʻaʻole "]

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ʻEkolu makahiki lōʻihi i hala Netflix hoʻokuʻu i ke koko, akā leʻaleʻa Alanui Makau ma kona anuu. Ua hoʻokuʻu ʻia ma ke ʻano tryptic, ua hoʻokaʻawale ka streamer i ka moʻolelo i ʻekolu mau ʻāpana, i hana ʻia kēlā me kēia i loko o kahi ʻumi makahiki ʻokoʻa i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i ka hopena.

I kēia manawa, ke hana nei ka streamer no kāna sequel Alanui Makau: Prom Queen ka mea e lawe mai i ka moʻolelo i ka 80s. Hāʻawi ʻo Netflix i kahi synopsis o ka mea e manaʻo ai Prom Moiwahine ma kā lākou pūnaewele moʻomanaʻo tudum:

“Aloha mai i Shadyside. Ma keia mahele hope o ke koko i pulu Alanui Makau franchise, prom kau ma Shadyside High ke hoʻomaka nei a ke kula o ka wolfpack o It Girls ua paʻa i kāna mau hoʻolaha ʻoluʻolu a hoʻomāinoino no ka lei aliʻi. Akā i ka wā i koho ʻole ʻia ai kahi kanaka ʻē aʻe i ka ʻaha hoʻokolokolo, a hoʻomaka nā kaikamahine ʻē aʻe e nalowale me ka pohihihi, ua hiki koke mai ka papa o '88 no kahi pō hoʻolauleʻa.

Ma muli o ka moʻo nui a RL Stine o Alanui Makau nā moʻolelo a me nā spin-off, ʻo kēia mokuna ka helu 15 ma ka moʻo a ua paʻi ʻia i ka makahiki 1992.

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I kēia manawa, ke kanaka makua Velma e kahe ana ma Max.

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ʻO ka mea maʻamau, ua hōʻike ʻia nā ʻatikala i nā mea ʻino a lākou i hālāwai ai he mau hoax i hoʻomohala ʻia e nā mea nona ka ʻāina a i ʻole nā mea ʻino ʻē aʻe e manaʻo nei e hoʻoweliweli i ka poʻe mai kā lākou waiwai. ʻO ka moʻo TV kumu i kapa ʻia Scooby-Doo, Auhea 'oe! holo mai ka makahiki 1969 a hiki i ka makahiki 1986. Ua kūleʻa loa ia i hiki ai i nā hōkū kiʻiʻoniʻoni a me nā kiʻi moʻomeheu pop ke hana i nā malihini e like me lākou ma ka moʻo.

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