Kākau ʻia na Patti Pauley

Hilinaʻi wau i ka ʻōlelo ʻana he hapa nui o mākou ma aneʻi i hauʻoli i ka komo ʻana i nā kala nani o ka Hāʻule, nā paukena, a ʻo ia nō kekahi o nā papahana hoʻoweliweli ʻoi loa o ko mākou hanauna e hoʻi hou lanakila ai. Nā kino make e hele wāwae nei. I kēia manawa, ke holo nei ʻo AMC i ka makahiki ʻo Fear Fest- hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ka manawa piha ma aneʻi, a hui pū ʻia i ka lālani o kēia makahiki ka marathon hope loa Walking Dead e alakaʻi ana i ke kau i manaʻo mua ʻia ʻehiku. ʻAʻohe mea e hōʻole ana i ka hopena o nā māhele hou i hoʻopau ʻia i ʻApelila i haʻalele iā mākou e walaʻau WTF me ka weliweli a me ka haʻalulu i nā manawa he nui ma o kēlā me kēia wili a huli. Me ke kau ʻana o ka iwi ā i ka wā ʻeono i haʻalele iā mākou. Inā ʻoe i kuʻikahi me ke ala i hoʻopau ai nā mea i ka wā i hala a i ʻole ke huhū mau nei ʻoe i nā waha me ka huhū, ʻike ʻoe i ka maikaʻi e kani ʻoe no ka hopena pīhoihoi o Rick, ka hui, a me Lucille.

Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe mākaukau no ka paʻi ʻana i nā manaʻo āpau ...

ʻOiai hiki iā mākou a pau ke noho a noʻonoʻo paha i ka mea e loaʻa ana ka hopena o kēlā hana hoʻomāinoino, ʻo ka holo ʻana i kēlā kau ʻeono i lawe iā mākou e kiʻi i laila he pīhoihoi maoli, kānalua, a me kahi kuleana akua e hoʻohālike (i koʻu manaʻo) kaʻawale o. Naʻu, a me nā mea ʻē aʻe he nui, ua heluhelu wau i nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka ma mua o ka hōʻike ʻana o ka hōʻike, a he mākaʻikaʻi kūpaʻa wau ma hope o ka hōʻike mua ma Halloween 2009. ʻO kēlā me kēia kau i hoʻokahi manawa "Shit Hemolele" manawa, akā i kēia makahiki i hala iho nei ua lawe mākou iā mākou i kahi huakaʻi hoʻokalakupua o nā mea hou aʻe. I ke kakali ʻana i ke kau kau o ka mua ma ʻOkakopa 23, a hoʻi hou ka polokalamu zombie punahele o kēlā me kēia, e nānā i ʻelima mau manawa nui WTF mai ke kau i hala.

5. Rambo Carol VS. Nā Wolves

No nā makahiki he ʻehiku i hala aku nei, ua nānā mākou iā Carol e ulu mai ana mai kahi wahine makaʻu makaʻu ʻia a piha i nā hoki maikaʻi ʻole, a makemake mākou e nānā iā ia e hele a piha i ke kūlana Rambo ma nā aeto i hiki mai. ʻO ka premiere o ke kau ʻeono kahi manawa kuʻikuʻi o ke kuamoʻo ma hope o kekahi, akā ʻo kēia hanana i mālama ʻia i ka hopena ʻelua, hāʻawi wale mai iaʻu i nā fuzzies āpau. I kēia manawa, kēia manawa WTF, ua lilo ʻo Carol i Mōʻī wahine o ka honua hou, a ua hemo iā Rick lāua ʻo Daryl ma ke ʻano he hoki maikaʻi ʻole. Ua lele ikaika nā Wolves i nā paia o Alexandria a ʻaʻole ʻo Carol e walaʻau i kēlā leo. Ua hoʻololi ʻo ia iā ia iho me he ʻenemi lā a hele i ke kaona ma kēia mau keiki hānai. Ua like ia me ka nānā ʻana iā Rambo 5 me Melissa McBride. Ua haʻalele iaʻu ma ka papahele e hoʻomaloʻo ana a hoʻomana i ka Ninja Queen ma ke ʻano ʻē loa. Hele ʻoe i kaikamahine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ7psvJ5YcE

 

 

 

4. ʻO Denise's Monologue Cut Short

 

Ke noho nei i kahi kau o ka wā apocalyptic, paʻakikī iki ia e ʻike i kahi kauka maikaʻi ke pono ʻoe. Ma hope o kaʻu manawa ʻehā WTF manawa, ʻoi aku ka paʻakikī. I ka mahele 14 o ke kau ʻeono, ua hoʻoholo ʻo Denise e huki i kāna panty kaikamahine nui a hele pū me Daryl lāua ʻo Rosita ma kahi lāʻau lapaʻau e holo nei ma kahi hale kūʻai kokoke. Ma luna a hiki i kēia manawa, maopopo leʻa ʻaʻole i nui ka ʻike a Kauka Denise me "ka poʻe make", a maopopo ʻole ʻo ia ʻaʻole ʻo ia i waho o nā paia o Alexandria. Eia nō naʻe, ʻoiai iki iki, ua lanakila ʻo ia i kona mau makaʻu me kahi hōʻike weliweli i loko o ka hale kūʻai lāʻau, a laila hoʻi i ke ala ke ʻike ʻo ia i kahi mea hele wāwae i hele i loko o kahi kaʻa me kahi anuanu hoihoi. Ke hakakā nei ʻo ia me ka mea make ʻole, akā hiki ke hoʻokau i ka mea hele. Me he mea lā ua haʻaheo ʻo ia iā ia iho i kēia manawa, e lālau ana i ka mea anuanu āna i maka ai mai ke kaʻa aku, a e huki ana i kahi soda ʻalani e like me kāna pahu. I ka hopena, ua ʻōhumu ʻo Daryl i ke kauka maikaʻi no ka waiho ʻana iā ia iho i kahi makaʻu, a hele ʻo Denise i loko o kēia spiel holoʻokoʻa o ka pono e hana ai i kēlā mea nona iho, a e loaʻa ai ka ʻike. I ka manawa e hele ana i kahi ʻano climax i kēia ʻōlelo, loaʻa i ke kauka ka pua. Ma o ka maka. Inā heluhelu ʻoe i nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka, maopopo iā ʻoe no ʻAberahama kēlā pua. No laila ua kiola mākou iā mākou no hoʻokahi pōpō o kahi loop loop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dHjIbeNTWI

 

 

 

 

3. ummm o Glenn. Make paha?

ʻO ke kau ʻeono, ʻekolu ʻāpana i hāʻawi iā mākou i kahi pali nunui ma kahi o Glenn, a inā ʻo ia ke ola a waiho ʻia paha ma ke ʻano he lāʻau hele wāwae Ma ka hōʻike i kapa ʻia "Mahalo", ua aʻo ʻia ʻo Glenn a me Michonne e Rick e alakaʻi i kekahi mau Alexandrite i ka home ma hope o ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi pilikua i lohe ʻia i nā poʻe hele wāwae ma waho. Eia nō naʻe, he helu maikaʻi mai ka waihona o nā mea ʻai ʻiʻo holoholo ʻike mua iā lākou. Ua hiki iā Michonne ke pakele me kekahi o ka hui i hōʻemi ʻia i kekahi mau mea make, akā ʻo Glenn a me ka mea hoʻonāukiuki loa ʻo Nicholas e waiho i hope a huli hope ʻia e nā mea i lohe ʻia. I kēia manawa me he mea lā ʻaʻohe puka i waho, a laila hoʻoholo ʻo Nicholas e lawe iā ia iho, ma kahi o ka ʻai ola ʻana. Me kahi pōkā i ke poʻo, hāʻule ʻo Nicholas i luna o Glenn, pinning iā ia ma lalo o ke kino ola ʻole, a ʻo ia ka manawa e ku ka shit i ka peahi pepeke. ʻO ka Episode a me ka cliffhanger iā mākou e walaʻau ana i kā mākou pale a lawe i nā pāpili kaiaulu e hōʻoluʻolu kekahi i kekahi, no ka mea he manawa nui kēia ʻo ka hopena kēia o kā mākou mea aloha ʻo Glenn. ʻIke nō, maopopo iā mākou āpau he maikaʻi ʻo ia .. no kēia manawa kēlā. Akā ua huki ʻia hoʻokahi WTF. ʻAʻole ʻoe e ʻae?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qcvC9rEaYE

 

 

 

2. Ua ʻike nā kala kinipōpō i ka honua holoʻokoʻa

ʻO ka manawa i ʻānai i kā mākou mau uluna me ka hopohopo. ʻO ka wikiwiki o adrenaline i piʻi i loko o kā mākou kino ma o ka hopena hope o ke kau ʻeono. Ua ʻike mākou i ka mea e hiki mai ana, a aia ia ma ka lihi o ko mākou mau noho. ʻO ka manawa a Negan i puka aku ai mai ka mea hoʻomoana, e hoʻokani ana i kahi ʻano o nā moeʻuhane e hoʻouna i kēlā me kēia lauoho i ko mākou kino e kū nei, e paʻa paʻa ana i kāna mea kaua o ke koho, ua pau mākou. ʻO ka hiʻohiʻona i hoʻohenehene ʻia i loko o ka wā holoʻokoʻa ma hope loa, a e hele ana kekahi e hele i kahi lā mau loa me Lucille. He mea ʻole ke kūpilikiʻi ʻoiai ʻo Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) i hele a hoʻi i mua me kēlā minoʻaka snarky ma kāna ʻiʻo. ʻO ke alakaʻi ponoʻī o The Saviors e koho i ka mea i hōʻino ʻia ma hope o ka puni weliweli o eenie-meenie-minee-mo, a laila hiki mai ka mea i manaʻo ʻole ʻia. ʻOkiʻoki ke kiʻi paʻi kiʻi. PUKA KE KAMERA. Ke haʻalele nei iā mākou me ko mākou mau ā ma ka papahele, a ua hoʻohuʻu iki ʻia i ka lole komo ma loko. ʻAe, ua hana kēlā pali kūʻē i ka lua o nā wahi o kēia papa inoa.

 

 

1. ʻO kēia hiʻohiʻona āpau mai ke kau waena kau waena

ʻO ke kau ʻeono kau waena ke kau i hoʻokahi WTF ma hope o kekahi. ʻOiai e kāhea ana iā lākou iho ma o ka lohe o nā mea hele wāwae ma nā alanui o Alexandria, ʻo Rick, kāna Jess fling hou, ʻo Carl, ʻo Father Gabriel, ʻo Michonne, ʻo Jessie, ʻo Ron, a ʻo Sam i ka wā e hoʻāʻo nei e hoʻopaʻa pololei i ko lākou poʻo, a hina mālie i ka poʻe make ʻole i nā ala. e pakele ai. ʻO ke keiki ʻōpio ʻo Sam, ka mea maopopo leʻa maikaʻi ʻole me ka noho ʻana i ke au ma hope o ka wā apocalyptic, he wāwahi piha a kū hoʻi a make i kāna mau ala. Ke kiola nei i ka pūʻulu no kahi loop piha, ua paʻa ʻo Sam a hoʻopaʻa i kona hopena ke ʻike ka poʻe hele wāwae ʻaʻole ʻo ia kekahi o lākou. Ua ʻike mākou i nā keiki e lilo i poʻe hele wāwae i loko o ka moʻo, akā ʻaʻole mākou i ʻike maoli i hoʻokahi e ʻai ola ʻana i nā kikoʻī weliweli. He aha nā kinipōpō ma luna o kēlā mau mea kākau eh? A laila e like me ka hoʻomehana ʻana o ka hana liʻiliʻi nani ma waena o Rick a me Jessie, lawe ʻia ʻo Jessie i ka wā e haki ana i kona ʻano a ʻuwā hoʻi me ka weliweli ke nānā aku ʻo ia i kāna muli loa e lilo i ʻaina ahiahi. ʻO Ron, ka mea i kūpaʻa ʻole no kekahi manawa, a me kahi moʻolelo haʻalulu me Rick, ua pepehi ʻo ia i kona makuakāne ma mua o ke kau, ua kiʻi ʻo ia i kahi pū a kuhikuhi iā Rick. Pana ʻo ia akā hāliʻiliʻi loa, mahalo iā Michonne nāna e hoʻokele i ka manawa kūpono kūpono. Eia naʻe, ua ʻānai ʻo Ron iā nick Carl. Pololei i ka maka. Eia hou inā kamaʻāina ʻoe i nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka, ʻike mākou ʻaʻole paha kēia e hopena. Akā Gehena hemolele, huki lākou i kēlā kāleka kokoke i kahi ʻole a haʻalele iā mākou me ka pīhoihoi ma hope o ka pā ʻana o Carl i ka honua. Hoʻonohonoho nani ʻia kēia mau minuke 3 o ka weliweli i kahi ma luna me ka maʻalahi.