ʻO kēia lā ka lā hānau o ke akua i waena o nā kāne. He kaao maoli. ʻO Bruce Campbell kona inoa, a inā ʻaʻole ʻoe maopopo ia mea pono ʻoe! He kūpuna ʻo ia o ka weliweli, nā moʻolelo ʻepekema, a me nā kīwī no nā makahiki he nui i kēia manawa. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, nui o mākou nā mea kākau maikaʻi ma aneʻi ma iHorror i hānai ʻia ma kāna cinematography, a ua hoʻohālikelike ʻia iā mākou i nā kānaka maikaʻi a kākou i kēia lā. * snicker *

Ke ʻōlelo nei, ua nui nā haʻawina a Mr. Campbell i aʻo mai ai iaʻu ma o kāna kuleana a me kona helehelena pilikino i nā makahiki i hala, a he aha ka manawa kūpono e kaʻana like ai i kēlā mau mea me ʻoe ma mua o kēia manawa?

1. ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hilinaʻi loa

 
Ua hōʻike ʻo Bruce i kāna mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, a me nā paneli ʻē aʻe, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hilinaʻi nui. Wahi a kekahi paha he moa ʻo ia, akā pīpī, hilinaʻi, ma hea ka lālani? He ʻano ʻāpana hina kēia, ʻeā? Inā ʻaʻole ʻo ia i moa nui ʻaʻole mākou e aloha iā ia e like me mākou.

2. Hoʻokipa ʻoe iā Charm i nā wahi āpau

ʻIke ʻo Bruce i ka swun. Inā paha e like me Jack i Jack o nā kālepa āpau, ʻo Brisco ma Brisco County Jr., a ʻo Ash in Ash vs Evil Dead (wow ... nā inoa o kāna ʻano i ka nui o kāna hana!) ʻIke ke kāne i ka swoon. ʻO kēia ka mea i hoʻolilo iā ia i moho kūpono no kāna ʻoihana pōkole ʻo Old Spice. ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia? E lawe i kahi ʻalalā!

 

3. Inā makemake ʻoe e hana i Hollywood, i kekahi manawa pono ʻoe e hoʻomake ʻia e ka luna.

Inā ʻoe e ʻike e pili ana i ka pilina o Evil Dead Sam Raimi lāua ʻo Bruce Campbell, maopopo iā ʻoe ua hoʻokau ʻo Raimi iā ia i loko o ka pō i nā seti kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Pepehi ʻo ia iā ia me nā lālā lāʻau a hoʻokuʻi iā Bruce iā ia iho ke lilo ka lima iā ia. ʻO Raimi ka mea kaumaha ma hope o ke kāmera, a ʻo Bruce kahi mea ʻai nui no ka hoʻopaʻi no ka hoʻomau ʻana e hana pū me ia no nā makahiki he nui. Kuhi au ʻo ia ke kumukūʻai āu e uku ai no ka aloha.

 

4. Maikaʻi ke "hoʻi i ka luawai."

ʻOiai e hoʻohiwahiwa nei kekahi poʻe i nā hopena a me nā reboots, ua kāhea nā mea make i nā Ash hou e hoʻokahi a ʻo Bruce Campbell wale nō. ʻAʻole pani kahi pani. Ma hope o ka hiatus 22 mau makahiki ma waena o ka pūʻali o ka pouli a me Ash vs Evil Dead, ua kiʻi ʻo Bruce i ka chainaw a ua kūʻai lilo i kāna kuleana i ka papahana kīwī hou a ʻaʻole hiki i nā mea pā ke hauʻoli. Ua loaʻa maikaʻi ʻia mai nā mea aloha weliweli a me nā loiloi like, e hōʻike ana i kekahi manawa maikaʻi ke hoʻi i ka luawai no ka hoʻoulu a me ka hoʻomau ʻana o ka moʻolelo like.

 

5. E ʻike i ka mea āu e aloha ai a e hana ia nāu!
   
   

He mau hoaaloha ʻo Sam Raimi lāua ʻo Bruce mai ke kula kiʻekiʻe, a i ke kūkā kamaʻilio ʻana i ka hana ʻana i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ua ʻike lāua he pono e hana i kahi nānā kālā liʻiliʻi o ka mea hiki iā lāua ke lawe i nā mea hoʻopukapuka. Cue Ma loko o ka Woods, kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni pōkole pōkole i kākau ʻia, alakaʻi ʻia, a hana ʻia e Raimi a me ka mea i alakaʻi ʻia e Campbell lāua ʻo Ellen Sandweiss (Cheryl Williams mai hewa make.) No $ 1600 ua hana ʻia ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni haʻahaʻa a ʻoiai ʻo kona kūleʻa he ahi mālie ua kiʻi ʻia i ka maka o nā mea hoʻopukapuka a kōkua i ke kālā iā Evil Dead.

 

6. E wehe i kāu mau koho.
   

 

ʻAʻole pili wale ʻo Bruce i ke kīwī a me nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ke loaʻa iā ia ka manawa nui, ua hana pū ʻo ia i ka hana leo no nā kiʻi paʻi kiʻi a me nā pāʻani wikiō. Ua hoʻonohonoho pono ʻo ia i kāna hoʻolauleʻa kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo Bruce Campbell!

 

7. E hōʻaia.

Pili kēia i loko o # 5, akā inā ua huli kēlā mau kula kiʻekiʻe ʻelua i ke kula kiʻekiʻe o ke Kulanui o Michigan Komohana ʻaʻole e loaʻa kekahi manawa iā lākou, ʻaʻohe mea e ʻike i ko lākou inoa i kēia lā. Ke hoʻomaka nei me ka hana ʻoniʻoni haʻahaʻa a me nā hopena kūikawā akā me ka ukana o ka hoʻoholo, kuko, a me ka puʻuwai alakaʻi i kēia mau kāne ʻelua i kā lākou hana i kēia lā.

 

8. Mai poina i kou wahi i hele mai ai.

Ma ka hoʻomau ʻana i kāna hoʻomaka, hoʻomau i ka hana pū me kāna mau hoa hana a me nā limahana āna i hoʻomaka ai, a me ka mahalo ʻana i kāna mau mea pā (i kona ʻano wili maoli) ua hōʻike mau ʻo Bruce i ka mahalo a me ka mahalo, me ka poina ʻole i kāna mau haʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa i Royal Oak , Maikonekia.

9. Mahalo i kāu poʻe pā.He kaʻao kūkala weliweli ʻo Bruce! Ua hele mai ʻo ia ma nā ʻaha kūkā kahakai a i kai, a ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike i kāna mea e ʻōlelo ai a i ʻole e hana ai. ʻO kāna hana hoʻomākeʻaka a hoʻomāʻewaʻewa hoʻi nā poʻe e noi ana no nā mea hou aku. Ua ʻike wau i ka hōʻino ʻia o nā poʻe (i ka leʻaleʻa maikaʻi) mai kēia kanaka a manaʻo ʻoe ma kā lākou pane ua hoʻopōmaikaʻi ʻia lākou e ka Pope!

10. 

    ʻAe, ʻaʻole paha ʻo Nathan Fillion kāu “fan fan” akā ʻaʻole i hiki iaʻu ke hoʻohele i kēia kiʻi.

 

10. Mai makaʻu iā ʻoe iho.

Inā ʻoe i ʻike iā Bruce ma kahi hālāwai kūkā ʻike ʻoe he maʻemaʻe ʻo ia, maka, a me ka kala ʻole iā Bruce. ʻAʻole ʻo ia e kala aku a ʻaʻole nō ia e kala aku. E haʻi ʻo ia iā ʻoe e like me ia. Akā ʻo ia kahi ʻāpana o ka mea aloha iā mākou iā ia. Mahalo paha ʻo ia no ke aha mākou i hoʻi hou ai no kāna mau kuʻi waha ʻana i kēlā me kēia manawa, akā malia no ka mea ʻo kāna ʻano ʻoi loa a me nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka. No nā mea ʻē aʻe kona ʻume a me nā helehelena maikaʻi, nā wahine a me nā mea aloha. Akā ʻike ʻia ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe e like me ia i ka ʻoihana, a ʻoiai ʻo ia e hoʻomau i ka hana ʻana i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a me nā hōʻike kīwī, kākau, puke, a hōʻike ʻia i nā ʻaha kūkā, e kākoʻo mau mākou iā ia.

 

E heluhelu hou aʻe e pili ana i kāu mea hana keaka groovy punahele ma aneʻi i nā hiʻohiʻona i poina iā ʻoe ua hana ʻo ia!