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ʻAʻole malihini nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli e kiʻi iki ai meta mai kēlā manawa a kēia manawa. Mai nā spoof pololei e like Nā ʻĀpana Haumāna i ka mimiko Ka lā naʻApelila Lapuwale i ka mea akamai Scream, ʻo kēia mau flick akamai ke hoʻokokoke aku nei pehea lākou e pāʻani ai me ka ʻano ma nā ʻano like ʻole. ʻO kekahi manawa maʻalahi ia e like me ka inoa inoa referential, a i kekahi manawa he callback paʻakikī i nā kiʻi ʻē aʻe i mua a hoʻoulu ʻia.

ʻO kekahi gag hou aʻe ka "kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma loko o kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni", kahi e nānā ai nā mea o kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kahi kiʻi hoʻoweliweli hoʻopunipuni i hana ʻia no ka kiʻi ʻoniʻoni maoli. (Mau me aʻu?) ʻO ka pinepine, ʻo kēlā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni phony i loko o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e leʻaleʻa ana i ka ʻano weliweli i kekahi ala a i ʻole, e hōʻike pāʻani ana i nā ʻano weliweli loa o nā tropes.

Ma lalo kahi hōʻiliʻili pōkole o kēia mau meta "kiʻiʻoniʻoni hoʻoweliweli i loko o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli". Loaʻa kahi punahele iā ʻoe? Maliʻa paha e nalowale ana mākou? E ʻike iā mākou ma lalo!

Ua hui pū ʻia nā maestros weliweli Italia Dario Argento lāua ʻo Lamberto Bava i ka makahiki 1985 e lawe mai i ka poʻe e ʻike ana i ka flunk zombie punk-rock daimonio - akā he mea hou aku i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma mua o ka holo wale ʻana o ka undead e ʻimi nei i ka ʻiʻo mehana. I loko o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, kono ʻia kahi poʻe koho i kahi hōʻike kūikawā o kahi kiʻi weliweli inoa ʻole e hōʻike ana i kahi mask i loaʻa iā ia ka poʻe e launa pū me ia e lilo i zombies. ʻAʻole ia he mea kūpono ʻole, hōʻike ʻia ka pale maka mask mai ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma ka lumi o ka hale keaka, a ʻo kahi kaikamahine e mahalo ana i ka pale maka ʻokiʻoki ʻo ia iā ia iho ma luna. A ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike - lilo ia i zombie! Ma hope koke iho, hana ka hana ma ka papakaumaka nui i ka mea a mākou e nānā nei e hana nei i ka hale keaka mai kā mākou pale ponoʻī. (Ke hoʻohui nei i ka meta-factor: maopopo ka hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni - The Metropol - e paʻi ʻia ma hope daimonio. He huakaʻi nui kēia!)

Kākau kākau Shane Black (ʻO Hero Hero Hope loa) a me ka luna hoʻomalu ʻo Fred Dekker (ʻO ka pō o nā kolo) ʻaʻohe malihini e hoʻokomo i kā lākou mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni me nā winks a me nā nods, a me kā lākou hana pū, ka piʻo o nā keiki ʻO ka Monster Monster, ʻaʻohe ʻokoʻa. I hoʻokahi manawa ma ke kakahiaka, ua alakaʻi ʻia ko mākou alakaʻi ʻo Sean (Andre Gower) e hānai pēpē i ka pō āna i manaʻo ai e hele i ka kalaiwa. ʻOiai ke keiki akamai ʻo ia, hoʻomaikaʻi ʻo ia: piʻi ʻo ia i luna o ka hale a nānā i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma o nā lua binocular. ʻO ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i nīnau ʻia? Lā 12 Honua, ae nō hoʻi. E ʻike paha ka poʻe heluhelu ʻoiaʻiʻo i ke poʻo inoa: ua uhi mākou iā ia imua o!

ʻO ka mea i ʻike ʻole ʻia a kamaʻilio iki e pili ana i ke kiʻi ʻino weliweli Sepania Luuluu ʻo ia paha ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni trflix ma kēia papa. ʻO ka hapakolu mua o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma muli o kahi makuahine keu (Zelda Rubenstein) a me kāna keikikāne pepehi kanaka pū (Michael Lerner), he optometrist i ke ao nāna e hoʻoneʻe i nā maka o kāna mea i hōʻeha ʻia i ka pō. Akā i ka manawa e hoʻomaka ai mākou e hoʻopili i kēlā moʻolelo, huki hou ka pahu paʻi kiʻi e hōʻike he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo ia ka inoa ʻo “The Mommy”, a ke nānā ʻia nei e kahi poʻe e nānā ana i nā poʻe keaka keaka. Ke hoʻonui nei i ka meta-ante, aia kekahi mea pepehi serial i waena o ka lehulehu, a ʻo ka moʻolelo e ukali nei mākou ka mea nānā ma hope a ma waena o ka mea ma ka pā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a me nā mea i ka poʻe hoʻolohe. A ʻo ka manawa meta loa o lākou āpau? Ke hoʻomaka nei ka holo ʻana o nā hōʻaiʻē hopena, huki hou ka pahu paʻi kiʻi i kēia manawa hou, e hōʻike nei i kahi mea hoʻolohe i nānā i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni… e pili ana i ka poʻe e nānā ana i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli.

"E kali i kahi minuke ... ua hoʻopau ke kau hockey i nā mahina i hala aku nei." ʻO kēia nā lālani hope loa haʻi ʻia e ka geek i ʻike ʻia ma mua o kona make ʻia e ka mea kiaʻi pale maka e hoʻopaʻa ana i pale pale i ka fictional "Garden Tool Massacre", mai ka hana hou ʻana o 1988 o ʻO Blob. ʻO kēia kahi hanana kahi e ʻike ai ka poʻe e ʻike nei i kahi mea maikaʻi e pili ana i ka poʻe makaʻi wahaheʻe ʻole i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ʻoiai e kiʻi koke ana ka moʻo ʻumiʻumi i loko o ka hale keaka.

I ko Brian De Palma's Puhi i waho Wehe, ke ukali nei mākou i kahi slasher e lawe ana i ka pahi ke kū ʻo ia i nā kaikamahine o ke koleke ma o kā lākou puka aniani lumi. Ua kihi ʻo ia i hoʻokahi i kahi ʻauʻau, a ʻoiai ʻo ia e hoʻouka kaua ʻike mākou ke nānā nei mākou i kahi kau ADR no kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kapa ʻia ʻo "Coed Frenzy". Puhi i waho ʻaʻole paha he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kūwaho loa ia, akā ʻo ia nō ke ʻano o ka pīhoihoi hopohopo āu e manaʻo ai mai ka haku ponoʻī ʻo Alfred Hitchcock.

Inā ke kikowaena o ka laina o kāu kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a puni kahi hui o nā haumāna ʻoniʻoni e loaʻa ana i ka marathon kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli i ka pō āpau ma kahi hale keaka kūloko, ʻo ʻoe e loaʻa i kekahi mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma loko. ʻO Underdog cult punahele Popcorn hele ma luna a ma waho o ke kāhea o ka hana ma ka hāʻawi ʻana ʻehā nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni hoʻopunipuni: Paha (ʻike ʻia ma luna), ʻO ka hoʻouka ʻana o ke kanaka uila uila, Ka pilau, a Mea loaʻa. Eia hou, holo ʻino kahi hehena i ka hale keaka ke pāʻani nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. I kekahi mau makahiki wale nō ma hope, Kāhea 2 e hoʻohālikelike i ka hehena i ka hale kiʻi ʻoniʻoni; maopopo leʻa ka meta Popcorn ma mua o kāna manawa.

Matinee ʻo ia ka leka aloha a ka luna ʻo Joe Dante i ke au ʻoniʻoni b-kiʻi ʻoniʻoni o nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni āna i ulu ai a e hoʻoulu pono i kāna hana ponoʻī (Piranha; Gremlins). Maanei mākou e ʻike ai iā John Goodman e pāʻani ana iā "Lawrence Woolsey", he ʻanoʻano gimmicky William Castle nāna i lawe mai kāna kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hou loa Mant! - i kekahi kūlanakauhale liʻiliʻi ma Florida i ka wā o ka Cuban Missile Crisis. ʻO nā kiʻi faux o Mant! hana maikaʻi ʻia mākou i kahi kiʻi ʻeleʻele a me keʻokeʻo weliweli o nā 50s a me 60 'i hala, a makemake wau e loaʻa kahi lōʻihi maoli. Mant! Kino.

ʻO John Carpenter's ode iā HP Lovecraft, I ka waha o ka pupule ʻike iā John Trent (Sam Neill), kahi mea noiʻi ʻinikua, e ʻimi nei i kahi o kahi mea kākau weliweli e nalo nei. Ma hope o ka ʻōlapa nui ʻana o ka noʻonoʻo ma waena o ka moemoeā a me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻike ʻo John iā ia iho e hoʻokokoke ana i kahi hale kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, kahi o ka Heluhelu mai ʻo marquee: "I ka waha o Madness me John Trent". Ma hope o ka hopu ʻana i kahi noho, hoʻomaka ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni - a ʻo nā mea āpau a mākou e nānā ai i ko Neill ʻano hana ma loko o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni āpau. * Kukuna Ka lā pōā mele mele * (Kālepa e kāhea i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i loko o kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kāna Nā haku o ka weliweli ka hopena, "ʻO Burns Cigarette".)

Pehea ʻoe e poʻokela ai i ka uber-meta, holomua Scream ke hana nei i kāna hopena? Simple: e wehe ma kahi o nā hale kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e nānā nei i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kāhea ʻia Kama, i hoʻokumu ʻia ma nā pepehi kanaka i kū i ka mua Scream. He ʻano noʻonoʻo iki ia, akā i ka hana ʻana i ke ao holoʻokoʻa i kūpono, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ma mua o ka Scream hua'ōlelo.

ʻOiai ʻaʻole mākou e ʻike i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni titular, lohe mākou i ka nui. ʻO ia no ka mea he kāne leo ʻo Gilderoy (Toby Jones) e hana nei ma ke kiʻi giallo i manaʻo ʻia, e hana ana i nā kani squishy a me nā kani a ke kani e hoʻomaikaʻi i nā pepehi kanaka celluloid ʻaʻole loa mākou e ʻike. Ma o ka hoʻohuihui ʻana o ka hana a me ka incommicado me kāna mau hoa hana Italia, hoʻomaka ʻo Gilderoy ʻōlelo Pelekania e lilo ia mea, a lilo koke ia i mea kānalua no ka mea aia paha he kipi kolohe i nā hana - a pēlā nō mākou, nā mea hoʻolohe.

ʻO ka mea hope loa akā ʻaʻole ka liʻiliʻi loa - a malia paha ʻo ke komo meta loa ma kēia papa inoa - ʻO nā kaikamāhine hope. Ke hele ʻo Max (Taissa Farmiga) ʻōpio e ʻike i kahi kānana hou ʻana o ʻO Camp Bloodbat, he hoʻopunipuni Friday ka 13th-no type spoof (hoʻopiha ʻia me ka manaka masked) i hōkū i kona makuahine i hala, kahi ahi i puka i loko o ka hale kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e hoʻouna ana i kēlā me kēia i ka weliweli weliweli. Ke ala aʻe ʻo Max, ua omo ʻia ʻo ia a me kekahi o kāna mau hoa aloha ʻO Camp Bloodbat, a pono lākou e noʻonoʻo pehea e hoʻi ai i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo - a i ʻole ma ka liʻiliʻi, e hoʻāʻo e ola a hiki i ka hopena o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Ua like ia me kahi mana weliweli o ʻO Hero Hero Hope loa - a ʻae, he weliweli loa ia e like me kēlā kani.

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