I koʻu noho mua ʻana e nānā ʻO kahi hola e pepehi ai, ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo i ka mea e manaʻo ai. Ke hoʻokolokolo nei e ka pepelu elaborate o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ua manaʻo wau e loaʻa paha iaʻu kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni "grindhouse", akā kahaha nui wau i ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi mea hou aku. ʻO Hitman Gio (Aaron Guerrero) a me ka rookie, ʻo Frankie (Frankie Pozos) i hoʻouna ʻia ma hope o Arash (Arash Dibazar) no kahi paʻi. Minamina, ua māʻona ka duo me kekahi mau laki maikaʻi ʻole ke kānalua ko lākou haku ʻo Mr. Kiniski (Mel Novak) iā Frankie no kahi snitch, a makemake ʻo ia e hoʻokō ʻo Gio iā ia - i hoʻokahi hola, ʻaʻole hoʻokahi minuke iki. ʻAʻole maopopo iā Frankie i kēia, a manaʻo ʻo Gio e hoʻolilo iā ia i mea kānalua no kekahi mea. E hala ka manawa ma ke kamaʻilio ʻana a lākou e haʻi ai i kekahi i kekahi i kekahi mau moʻolelo weliweli a weliweli hoʻi, ʻaʻole pili i nā hana a lākou e hana ai i kēlā me kēia lā.

Kauoha ʻia e Aaron K. Carter, lilo ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i ʻano anthology, inā ʻike ʻoe iaʻu, he mea hānai wau no kahi anthology maikaʻi, ua pili koke wau i ka manawa ua maopopo iaʻu ka mea e hana nei. ʻEkolu mau moʻolelo i haʻi ʻia i ka wā o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e like me ka hoʻopuni ʻana o ka papahana nui iā ia iho.

1 - “ʻO Valkyrie's Bunker” - He ʻelima mau ʻōpio o kēia kaʻao (Jola Cora, Amanda Rau, Sarah Gordy, Alexya Garcia, & Stephanie Strehlow) a e hoʻoholo lākou e hele i ke alualu ʻana i nā ʻuhane i loko o kahi bunker kahiko i lohe ʻia e lilo i wahi huna no ka pakele o ka Nazi. E hana lākou i ke ola? ʻO Valkyrie's Bunker kaʻu mea punahele o nā mea ʻekolu, ua kokoke ia i kahi moʻolelo slasher a me ka mōʻaukala, a me ka style cinematic i hana ʻia no kahi wati spooky. ʻO kēia kahi moʻolelo e hiki ke komo i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni holoʻokoʻa.

2 - “Asacre” - 2^nd ʻo ia kahi moʻolelo o ka hoʻokūkū e ʻai ana i kāna mea maikaʻi loa (Brendan Mitchell, Gabriel Mercado) i alakaʻi ʻia i kahi ʻōlelo hoʻomakeʻaka i hewa ke kuhi ʻia kekahi i ka ʻai ʻana i kahi pepa i kaʻao ka moʻolelo, ʻaʻole hiki i nā mea he nui ke mālama i ka wela. Pono wau e ʻae, ua huli au i kuʻu poʻo i kekahi mau manawa i kēia wā, ua piha loa ia, akā leʻaleʻa loa. Pono wau e hāʻawi iā ia i ka mea hana kiʻiʻoniʻoni, nui nā mea e hoʻonāukiuki ai iaʻu.

3 - "Hog Hunters" - ʻEkolu mau kīʻaha (Kevin C. Beardsley, Michael Camp, & Chris Morris) e hoʻokipa i ko lākou lālā hou i ka hui (Joe McQueen). Hele kēia poʻomanaʻo motley i nā backwoods no ka hoʻomaka ʻana e "kau iā" me kekahi mau wahine nui loa. ʻO nā hoʻolālā e hoʻi nui ana i ke ahi a e haʻalele kēia ʻāpana iā ʻoe e nīnau iā ʻoe iho, "he aha ka pō aʻu i nānā wale ai?" (Akā i kahi ala maikaʻi, ʻoiaʻiʻo)!

ʻO kahi hola e pepehi ai hāʻule i loko o kekahi mau ʻano e like me ka hana, hoʻomākeʻaka, a me ka weliweli a me ka nui o ka hana i loko o kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e kūkulu nei i kahi moʻolelo a hana i kēlā moʻolelo e pili ana i kēia mau moʻolelo, ʻo Gio lāua ʻo Frankie he ʻano hoʻokipa i kēia mau ʻāpana a haʻi aku iā ʻoe i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻAʻole wau e noʻonoʻo e ʻike hou iā lākou. I nā manawa i loko o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ʻike mākou i ke kahe haʻahaʻa o ke kālā, akā ua ʻike kēia mau mea hana kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kā lākou hana a me kahi e hoʻolilo ai i kā lākou kālā.

ʻO nā mea a pau ʻO kahi hola e pepehi ai leʻaleʻa, he kū hoʻokahi ka manaʻo a e kau ka mau hiʻohiʻona mai ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i ka manaʻo o ka mea nānā no nā lā e hiki mai ana. ʻO kahi hola e pepehi ai kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e kamaʻilio pū ai ka poʻe e nānā ana me kā lākou mau hoaaloha, e haʻi ana i nā hiʻohiʻona wackiest, bloodiest a me comedic.

E nānā iā YouTuber WetMovie1's Vlog Ma Ke ʻO kahi hola e pepehi ai Kuhina Nui! - Pau i ke kūʻai 'ia!