Hoʻomākeʻaka. Hoʻowahāwahā. Leʻaleʻa e like me nā po.

Mai iā Ron Bonk kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni / comedy grindhouse e hoʻokō pono loa ʻia, Pepehi kanaka ʻo ia. ʻO Starring Jennie Russo ma ke ʻano alakaʻi alakaʻi Sadie, Pepehi kanaka ʻo ia Lawe i ke kino ʻano weliweli i kahi pae hoʻowahāwahā hou, ke hana nei niho e like me kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni Disney Channel. ʻAno nei wau i hauʻoli i ka nānā ʻana ma mua o ka hoʻokuʻu ʻia.

ʻO ka synopsis mai ka kānana holomua e heluhelu penei:

"Ua luku ʻia ke ola o Sadie i ka wā i hoʻokumu ʻia ai kahi hui kolohe e kapa ʻia ʻo" The Touchers "no kā lākou moemoeā kaumaha ma hope o ka ʻike maka ʻana i kāna moekolohe ʻino a hewa ʻole i ka māla kokoke. I ka pō o kāna male ʻana, ua hoʻouka kaua lāua iā ia a me kāna kāne ʻo Edwin, me ka hoʻomāinoino iā lāua ʻelua. Akā i ka hoʻouka kaua ʻana, ua ʻike ka wahine wahine puʻupaʻa i kahi mea huna weliweli e pili ana i kona kino - ua hōʻino ʻia ʻo ia me ka "Fire Crotch", kahi kūlana kahi i hoʻopiʻi ai ʻo Sātana i kāna ʻōpala. Ma hope o ke kipa ʻana aku i kāna hoaloha kilokilo Casparella, hoʻāʻo ʻia kahi exorcism ākea ma kāna mau ʻiʻo, akā hoʻopau wale ia i ka wehe ʻana i nā mana huna hūnā ʻia i loko ona. Ua make kona ʻeha hatchet, kāna mea kaua make loa i kona make wai no ka hoʻopaʻi iā The Touchers a me kāna hakakā me nā kāne kuko ma nā wahi āpau. "

Auwe ʻAe, heluhelu pololei ʻoe. He kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kēia e pili ana i Loaʻa iā ia ka wahine make. Hoʻopiha ʻia me ka nui o nā hopena hana makepono (ʻo ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni he $ 8,000 wale nō e hana ai) a me nā ala inventive loa e hana ai i ka wahine genitalia i mea kaua o ka luku nui, ʻo kēia hoʻonaninani hoʻonaninani i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni 70 mau makahiki i kūleʻa ʻaʻole i ka hoʻolaha wale aku iā ʻoe, akā ʻo ka haki ʻana iā ʻoe i ka manawa holoʻokoʻa. Inā ʻo David Wain lāua ʻo Michael Showalter o Hoʻokuʻu i kaʻAlaʻAmelika Palena ua hoʻoholo ka kaulana e hana i kahi spoof ma ka ʻano exploitation, e ʻano like paha ia Pepehi kanaka ʻo ia. Aia ka hoʻomākeʻaka ma luna a hoʻomākeʻaka; Ua aʻo wau i kekahi mau huaʻōlelo slang maoli loa no kahi ʻōpala. Hana kupaianaha ka mea hana keaka. He maikaʻi ke kamaʻilio corny e komo i loko o ka ʻano, kokoke e hoʻokūhāhā iā ʻoe inā ʻo kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni mai ka manawa manawa e lawe ai i kahi kūmole.

ʻAʻole paha he mea kupanaha mai ka wehewehe ʻana he hōʻeha loa kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. ʻO ka nui loa, i ka wā e piʻo ai kaʻu pēpē me aʻu ma koʻu ʻūhā e cuddle i koʻu nānā ʻana i ke kānana, ua ʻino wau i ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi mea hala ʻole momona e hōʻike nei i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a hoʻoneʻe iā ia i kahi lumi ʻē aʻe. Lele manuahi nā wai i loko o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a me ka moekolohe i ka hapanui o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni āpau. ʻO Jennie Russo kahi mea hana kiʻi e ʻoluʻolu loa i ka nude ma ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, a ʻaʻole wau e hoʻopiʻi e pili ana i kēlā mea. Hoʻokūkū nui nā hiʻohiʻona make a hoʻohana maikaʻi i nā hopena i loaʻa iā lākou, e mālama nei i kahi mea ʻoi loa a me nā mea hana no ka make hope loa, e waiho ana iā ʻoe e ʻakaʻaka ana e ʻoki nei i ka obscenity o nā mea āpau.

"Ke haʻi mai nei ʻoe iaʻu ʻaʻole maikaʻi kaʻu ʻumiʻumi !?"

ʻO nā Touchers weliweli loa e like me ke ʻano nui o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. ʻO ke alakaʻi o ka hui, ʻo Dirk, e haʻuki i kekahi o nā ʻumiʻumi ʻole o nā manawa āpau, e iho i lalo i kona ʻāʻī, e hele i loko o kona umauma a laila kaapuni i kāna nipples, pili like. ʻOluʻolu ʻo ia, ʻoluʻolu ʻo ia, ʻo ia ke kāne, a ʻaʻole ʻoe makemake e huikau me ka Dirk ikaika. Hāpai pū kekahi ʻo ia i kahi ʻeke o nā maʻi anuanu maloʻo e puhi. Oluʻolu. ʻOi aku ke koena o ka ensemble, a pono ʻoe e hāʻawi i nā helu bonus i ka goon Blue nui no ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi kiʻi ʻili o Skinface ma kona lima.

Ke kuhi nei i ka mau minuke 141, huki iki ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kekahi manawa, e hōʻike ana i kahi hanana disco i hele no ka mea e like me ka mau loa. ʻO ka mea pōmaikaʻi, i kēlā me kēia manawa ke ʻano leʻaleʻa i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kekahi mea ʻakaʻaka a hoʻopailua paha (a i ʻole ʻelua) e piʻi koke a hoʻopoina ʻoe i nā hiʻohiʻona a lōʻihi loa. ʻO ka hilarity o nā mea āpau e kūʻai maoli i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni mai nā mea like e like me ke kauō ʻana.

ʻO nā mea a pau, Pepehi kanaka ʻo ia he kiʻi hoʻoweliweli weliweli a hoʻowahāwahā hoʻi akā ʻaʻole no ka nāwaliwali o ka puʻuwai. He kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kēia e pono ai ke ʻike ʻia e manaʻoʻiʻo ʻia. Exorcism ākea. Iesu ʻeleʻele. ʻAilana Martial. Pepehi kanaka make. Pena peni pohā. Aia ma laila wale nō.

Ua kiʻi aku wau i ka mea paʻi kiʻi ʻo Ron Bonk a ʻike wau e hoʻokuʻu ʻia ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i nā ʻaha a me nā hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni i Kepakemapa, me kahi Blu-Ray, Dvd, a me VHS (!!!) hoʻokuʻu ma kahi o Malaki a ʻApelila 2016. Hiki iā ʻoe ke kipa i ka Facebook kūhelu. ʻaoʻao e mālama hou iā ʻoe iho maanei.

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