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Ke ʻimi nei ʻo Snowmen iā Barack Obama!

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Ke ʻimi nei ʻo Snowmen iā Obama. ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole kēia ke poʻo o ke kīwī hoʻoliʻiliʻi B-kiʻiʻoniʻoni, ʻaʻole hoʻi i nā hoʻolaha ʻano ʻē. Ke nānā pono nei nā kāne i hana ʻia e ke kanaka ma o ka puka Oval Office ma o nā maka pihi, e ʻeleʻele nei nā ʻōniu o nā lānahu e like me ko lākou mau ʻuhane, a pono mākou i kahi kūkā.

Kamaʻāina paha ʻoe me nā mea maʻi pediophobia: ʻo ka poʻe hiki ʻole ke hele mālie i kahi hale kūʻai kahiko e kū i kahi papa i piha i nā pēpē porcelain. A ʻo nā mea maʻi coulrophobia, ka mea pinepine ʻole e kau i ka wāwae i kahi pākaukau e ʻaʻa ai i nā clowns. Akā ua ʻike paha ʻoe i kahi flinch passerby ma Frosty, ma waena o nā mea hoʻonani hoʻolauleʻa? He makaʻu kēia i ʻike ʻia ma hominochionophobia, a HuffPost hōʻike e loaʻa i ka POTUS ke kuni slush. Ua hoʻolilo ʻo ia iā People–A ʻo ia kāna kuhi hewa make.

Maikaʻi, e Barry! Makemake wale ʻo ia i nā ʻapo pumehana!

"Aia kekahi ʻano ʻano Chucky āpau iā lākou," i ʻōlelo ʻo ia, me ke kunou ʻana - a i ʻole ke hoʻoluliluli poʻo? - i kā mākou Guy punahele, he mau pule i hala aku nei. "Ke liʻiliʻi iki nei lākou."

ʻO "kahi liʻiliʻi" ke kau mālie nei. Ma hope ua hele ʻo ia e hoʻoweliweli i ka neʻe ʻana i ka wā i kuʻi ai ʻo Michelle e hoʻokau ʻo ia i kahi hau i loko o ko lākou lumi moe – inā he mea hoʻomākeʻaka wale paha.

ʻOiai e hoʻohenehene ana paha ʻo FLOTUS, ua kokoke paha nā limahana o ka Hale Keʻokeʻo e lawe i kā lākou mea hoʻomākeʻaka loa oi aku ka ulu

Ua loaʻa lākou i ka makani o ka ʻohana hau hau e noho ana i ka Māla Rose, e pili kokoke ana i ka Oval Office. "A laila ua ʻike mākou he kaumaha loa ka poʻe hau a hiki i ka hāpai maʻalahi ʻana," i paʻi ʻia e ka mea paʻi kiʻi White House, ʻo Pete Souza ma Instagram. Ua wehe ʻo ia i ka prank yuletide ma kāna ʻaoʻao ma laila, i kahi pāʻani pāʻanoa. "Akā i ka hopena, i kēia kakahiaka ma mua o ka hiki ʻana mai o ka Pelekikena i ke keʻena, kekahi o nā limahana limahana - ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻo wai - i hoʻoneʻe i nā mea hau a pau e nānā ana kēlā me kēia ma ka puka aniani ʻokoʻa i ka Oval. Ua kiʻi ʻia kēia kiʻi i kēia ʻauinalā ma ke kau inoa ʻana o ka Pelekikena i nā bila o ka makahiki. ”

Aia ʻo Barack ma luna o lākou. ʻO ia kēia. Ua iho i lalo i kēia: ʻo ka hau hau Obama-nible.

ʻO ka manawa kēia e kau i kāna kāʻei ʻeleʻele i ka tae kwon do (ʻaʻole, koʻikoʻi – e nānā i luna) e hoʻohana maikaʻi ai.

Hiki i kekahi ke noʻonoʻo i ka mea i hana ʻia mai laila. ʻOiai, ua heleʻo ia iā ia iho ma ka puka aniani, e hāʻawi ana i kahi ʻoki wikiwiki i ka ʻāʻī o ka bastard hau. Ua decapitated iā ia, e waiho ana i kahi scarf alani hoʻokahi i waenakonu ona. Ua hana ʻo Barack i kekahi mau palepa, i nā kaila kūpono no ka ʻĀlapa. ʻO paha paha ke keʻehi keʻena a kū pololei i kona ʻōpū palu, ʻo ia ka hahau hope loa, a i ʻole… a i ʻole he pālua wale ʻia ka pelekikena Ma kēlā a me kēia ʻaoʻao, makemake mākou e manaʻo ʻo kekahi o kāna hana hope loa i ke keʻena ʻaʻole wale no ka pale ʻana iā ia iho, akā ʻo kāna lāhui aloha pū kekahi.

Mele Kalikimaka, e Obama: ola ʻoe e hoʻolauleʻa ai i kahi makahiki ʻē aʻe.

“I kēia makahiki aʻe, e Obama. ʻAʻole ʻoe e lawelawe huna iā ʻoe e pale hou aku iā ʻoe. ”

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Loaʻa i ka lā hoʻokuʻu mua ʻo Jake Gyllenhaal's Thriller 'Presumed Innocent' Series

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Ua manaʻo ʻia ʻo Jake gyllenhaal he hewa ʻole

ʻO Jake Gyllenhaal ka moʻo palena Manaʻo hewa ʻole ke hāʻule nei ma AppleTV + ma Iune 12 ma mua o Iune 14 e like me ka mea i hoʻolālā mua ʻia. ʻO ka hōkū, nona Alanui alanui reboot i lawe mai i nā manaʻo like ʻole ma Amazon Prime, e ʻapo ana i ka pale liʻiliʻi no ka manawa mua mai kona ʻike ʻana Pepehi kanaka: Ola ma ke Alanui ma 1994.

ʻO Jake Gyllenhaal ma ka 'Presumed Innocent'

Manaʻo hewa ʻole ke hanaia nei e David E Kelley, ʻO JJ Abrams 'ino ʻino, a Warner Bros. He hoʻololi ia o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo Scott Turow i ka makahiki 1990 kahi i hoʻokani ai ʻo Harrison Ford i loio e hana ana i nā hana pālua ma ke ʻano he mea noiʻi e ʻimi nei i ka mea pepehi kanaka o kāna hoa hana.

Ua kaulana kēia mau ʻano mea hoʻohiwahiwa sexy i ka '90s a loaʻa mau i nā hopena twist. Eia ka trailer no ke kumu:

Wahi a lā palena pau, Manaʻo hewa ʻole 'a'ole i auwana loa mai ke kumu kumu: “…ka Manaʻo hewa ʻole E ʻimi nā series i ka nānā ʻana, ka wahine, ka politika a me ka mana a me nā palena o ke aloha i ka hakakā ʻana o ka mea i hoʻopiʻi ʻia e hoʻopaʻa i kona ʻohana a me kāna male."

Aia ma luna o Gyllenhaal ka ʻO Guy Ritchie kiʻiʻoniʻoni i kapa ʻia I ke Kahinahina hoʻolālā ʻia e hoʻokuʻu ʻia ma Ianuali 2025.

Manaʻo hewa ʻole he ʻewalu mau ʻāpana palena i hoʻonohonoho ʻia e kahe ma AppleTV + e hoʻomaka ana i Iune 12.

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Trailer no 'The Exorcism' Ua Loaʻa iā Russell Crowe

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Ua kokoke e hāʻule ka kiʻiʻoniʻoni exorcism hou i kēia kauwela. Ua kūpono ke poʻo inoa ʻO ka Exorcism a ʻo ia nā hōkū ʻo ka lanakila ʻo Academy Award i huli i ka B-movie savant ʻO Russell Crowe. Ua hāʻule ka hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni i kēia lā a ma ke ʻano o ia mea, ke kiʻi nei mākou i kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni e kū nei ma kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni.

E like me ke kiʻi daimonio-in-media-space hou o kēia makahiki Ka Po me ka Diabolo, ʻO ka Exorcism hiki i ka wā hana. ʻOiai ke hana ʻia nei ka mea mua ma kahi hōʻike kamaʻilio pūnaewele ola, aia ka hope ma ke kahua kani ikaika. Manaʻolana, ʻaʻole ia e koʻikoʻi loa a loaʻa iā mākou kekahi mau meta chuckles mai ia mea.

E wehe ʻia ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma nā hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma June 7, akā mai ʻAuhau loaʻa nō hoʻi ia, ʻaʻole paha e liʻuliʻu ma hope o ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi home ma ka lawelawe streaming.

Hoʻokani ʻo Crowe, "Anthony Miller, he mea keaka pilikia e hoʻomaka ana e wehe i ke kiʻi ʻana i kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli. ʻO kāna kaikamahine i hoʻokaʻawale ʻia, ʻo Lee (Ryan Simpkins), kahaha inā e hoʻi hou ana ʻo ia i kāna mau mea hoʻohui i hala a i ʻole he mea ʻoi aku ka hewa i ka pāʻani. ʻO ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni pū kekahi me Sam Worthington, Chloe Bailey, Adam Goldberg a me David Hyde Pierce.

Ua ʻike ʻo Crowe i kekahi kūleʻa i ka makahiki i hala ʻO ka Pope's Exorcist ʻO ka hapa nui no ka mea ʻoi loa kona ʻano a hoʻokomo ʻia me nā hubris comical i pili i ka parody. E ʻike mākou inā ʻo ia ke ala actor-turn-director Joshua John Miller lawe me ʻO ka Exorcism.

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E lanakila i kahi noho ma ka hale ʻo Lizzie Borden mai ka Halloween ʻuhane

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Kaumaka Ua haʻi aku ʻo kēia pule ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ka manawa weliweli a no ka hoʻolauleʻa ʻana ke hāʻawi nei lākou i nā mea pā i kahi manawa e noho ai ma ka hale ʻo Lizzie Borden me nā pōmaikaʻi he nui e ʻae ʻo Lizzie iā ia iho.

ka Hale Lizzie Borden ma Fall River, MA ua ʻōlelo ʻia ʻo ia kekahi o nā hale haunted loa ma ʻAmelika. ʻOiaʻiʻo hoʻokahi laʻa lanakila a hiki i ka 12 o kā lākou mau hoaaloha e ʻike inā he ʻoiaʻiʻo ka lono inā lanakila lākou i ka makana nui: He noho pilikino ma ka hale kaulana.

“ʻOliʻoli mākou i ka hana pū me Kaumaka e ʻōwili i ka ʻeke ʻulaʻula a hāʻawi i ka lehulehu i ka manawa e lanakila ai i kahi ʻike hoʻokahi o ka ʻano ma ka hale kaulana ʻo Lizzie Borden House, kahi pū kekahi mau ʻike haunted a me nā mea kūʻai aku, "wahi a Lance Zaal, Pelekikena & Hoʻokumu o ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa.

Hiki i nā mea pā ke komo e lanakila ma ka hahai ʻana KaumakaʻO Instagram a waiho i ka manaʻo ma ka pou hoʻokūkū mai kēia manawa a hiki i ʻApelila 28.

Iloko o ka Hale Lizzie Borden

Aia pū ka makana:

ʻO kahi mākaʻikaʻi hale alakaʻi kūʻokoʻa, me ka ʻike insider e pili ana i ka pepehi kanaka, ka hoʻokolokolo, a me nā haunting i hōʻike pinepine ʻia

He mākaʻikaʻi ʻuhane i ka pō, piha me ka ʻoihana hahai holoholona

ʻO kahi ʻaina kakahiaka pilikino ma ka lumi ʻaina ʻohana Borden

He pahu hoʻomaka hopu ʻuhane me ʻelua ʻāpana o Ghost Daddy Ghost Hunting Gear a me kahi haʻawina no ʻelua ma US Ghost Adventures Ghost Hunting Course

ʻO ka pōʻai makana Lizzie Borden hope loa, e hōʻike ana i kahi hatchet mana, ka pāʻani papa Lizzie Borden, Lily the Haunted Doll, a me ka Volume II o ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa.

ʻO ke koho ʻana o ka mea lanakila i kahi ʻike Ghost Tour ma Salem a i ʻole kahi ʻike Crime True ma Boston no ʻelua

"ʻO kā mākou Halfway to Halloween hoʻolauleʻa hāʻawi i nā mea pā i kahi ʻono hauʻoli o nā mea e hiki mai ana i kēia hāʻule a hāʻawi iā lākou e hoʻomaka i ka hoʻolālā ʻana no kā lākou manawa punahele i ka wā e makemake ai lākou," wahi a Steven Silverstein, Luna Nui o Spirit Halloween. "Ua hoʻoulu mākou i ka hahai ʻana o ka poʻe hoihoi e hoʻokomo i ka nohona Halloween, a hauʻoli mākou e hoʻihoʻi i ka leʻaleʻa i ke ola."

Kaumaka ke hoʻomākaukau nei nō hoʻi i kā lākou hale kūʻai haunted. Ma ka Poaha, Augate 1 ko lakou hale kuai hae ma Egg Harbor Township, NJ. e wehe mana e hoʻomaka i ke kau. Hoʻokomo pinepine ʻia kēlā hanana i ka lehulehu o ka poʻe makemake e ʻike i ka mea hou kalepa, animatronics, a waiwai IP kūʻokoʻa e trending i kēia makahiki.

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